Upma | Stand Up Comedy By Rajasekhar Mamidanna

how many of you like uh opma here okay how many of you don't like upma here you guys need therapy uh who who told like uh you you like upma s uh who who doesn't like upma ma'am you don't like upma huh what do you do in your life you do something huh software see I told you like people who don't like upma they usually don't like opma because the person who made the opma for the first time they did not make it well and not only they did not make it well while they serving what is the tiffen today upma the tone now the tone that is what makes you hate upma don't you think so every time you see upma the tone come [Music] upma on the other hand how many of you like upma here the people who like upma the person who made it now they made it upma like like some Divine thing okay what is that different upma inma I put lot of stuff uh onions tomatoes love affection that's why these guys they are very happy right you're happy right which company you work for JP M see I told you so how much you want huh can't of course how can you sayma like you can't say you you love upma right where do you work Amazon see you like upma right where do you work own this is getting better you guys understand you have to like upma there's no other way AKA today I want to sell I want to convert all of you to like usually uh some religious groups they convert people right I'm that today to you in fact while you are leaving we are going to feed to all of you even if you don't open the B like this know no I'm just kidding I I won't force you to eat up but you should huh he's your husband no wonder is love is unconditional [Applause] you love car of course like it has different names it's like you know different religion same destination different name same feeling you know happiness your face looks happy so you are you are a happy person right huh you happy for everything huh it shows on your face you have girlfriends no girlfriends you sir married married to hi hello hi how long the more than a year okay you have kids there's no pressure from anybody they are putting pressure hey who are you why are you why are you interfering with them they're not putting pressure right he's your brother what I am you are the brother who is this guy huh this family but why are you behaving as if I don't know them from I'm seeing her face I don't know them I'm with her she likes upma I like her you like upma yeah of course I could see that you are happy okay so love marriage you AR [Applause] I have a small doubt actually if he's your friend he would have met her before also yes then also it's not arranged then also it's not love we have been friends from 15 years you have been friends from last 15 years then that's love you didn't know like that's it like you didn't know but when did you guys decide that this is not friendship This Is Love when parents spoke to each other when parents spoke to each other time to get married how old are you 26 26 and you thought it's time to get married I am 40 years I'm just Bas fellow fine congratulations on the meeting okay so don't put pressure which company you have uh Construction Construction oh H that's why you're building relationships H great huh there was one time I made upma okay no I make good upma actually but I don't like my grandmother so I put extra salt and gave it to her okay and she liked it that's when we found out she got covid sometimes upma leads to good discoveries also suddenly there was a funny incident okay tell me I one [Music] second now tell it's okay use the mic so actually uh once I asked him to make a Maggie for me okay he took a bowl poured some water put some oil put some daa jira everything started making over in of making Maggie for me this was funny but next time if a coment gives a mic now don't take it have some shame said no no no no sir no you just took it and oh so there was one time so I keep going to this uh uh weddings like because some people keep calling me because everybody is getting married these days like every second guy is getting married don't know why H so they keep calling me I also go because free food and all you'll get right and in every wedding or these things we have one set of people called Candid photographers you have seen them I hate them their job is to find you at your worst you're picking your not that guy clicks your picture candid said did I ask you bakas so I went to this one wedding okay so I I was obviously picked up the opma there because they put everything in that okay so I was about to eat it in front of me the candid photographer he was standing uh I'm not eating he's not leaving like I asked him what do you want you eat I'll click I I won't eat okay no I won't go and for the next 15 minutes I'm just roaming around with that dma in the function hall okay some old people are like they are thinking I'm Distributing it they're like he after 15 minutes roaming around and finally I turned back and I started this guy comes in between the leg he Tak a picture like this [Music] okay so for this uh for this impro game I just need one one volunteer okay of course do we have another mic ADI is it possible to give another mic come come now you're anyway Shameless [Applause] [Music] say hi hi M testing just don't do overacting uh can we increase the volume on this one please because I may feel that he's dominating okay so I'll tell you so it's a very simple game which you're going to play okay it's called impro comedy cool you you know about impro comedy right you guys have seen in my videos only you would have seen yeah so this is called reading from a book okay how this game is going to work is we are going to develop a scene on the spot right now so what's your name sorry puit pujit you told me yeah radika puit okay so puit uh I'm going to hand over this book to pujit I I'm going to okay so uh all you have to do is uh don't do overacting uh we will be developing a scene that will give us some suggestion uh every time you have to respond you just open the page uh you open the book whatever is there on the left side page first line whatever it is that will be your response okay don't open the same page again and again different pages okay we'll try once just as an example okay uh so I have a doubt just the first line or just the first line don't read entire book huh okay just first line you read okay on the left side first line okay now we'll just for a demo we'll say okay uh so pujit next week we are all planning to come to your wedding now first adult desire the Primal seed of mind what is that first adult deserve you weding and that's the first night I think okay okay fine now give us a relationship what are we to each other teacher student teacher student husband and wife okay I'm radika is PU okay give a round of applause we start off the scene give a round of applause pujit I've been telling you why why do you do this why are you not working I want more money I want more jewelry why are you not doing anything puit the yogi proposes to attain the fine stable of perception Yogi did I marry a yogi some of this I have told you before with with the photo I know you told me this before but I telling you this again I don't want to live a life of yog or bogy okay I want to live a balanced life where I havea every day and I can buy cars roam around so are you going to buy me a car or not tell me that certainly being myself that this is the Parvati the natural tendency pu are you drunk oh yes I am it's written [Applause] there w [Music]

Channel: Rajasekhar Mamidanna

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Length: 12min 8sec (728 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 28 2024