Uncle Roger Too Poor For This Fried Rice

Uncle Roger live in LA now they have the world's most expensive grocery store so today Uncle Roger bring my cheapest friend n a hello how are you today I brought $4 with me $4 yeah I think they're going to hire you to work here you too poor yeah third world country woman she from Minneapolis third world country third world country that's true L baby L okay so today we're going to try to make egg Fri rice with ingredient from this expensive shop oh my God how much is the Garlic here enough to buy newborn La kit this the grocery store you can't afford cut you want UNC to be homeless is it just get basket fine whatever what the hell is gentle energy you ever describe me having gentle energy no you're the opposite of I'm so gentle maybe I need that I'm going like drink this and I'll be like hi guys my name's a nice to meet you maybe if you drink this gentle energy you're going to find husband you know rude dude this is cool can I like look at stuff Jesus why you go so fast so I don't buy anything we here to do a job it's the rice aisle Asian people favorite organic biologic kokuo Rose rice guess how much how much $23 oh my God for that small bag yeah in Asia you $23 you have to like lift the back like this I know I live in daa the three ladies you know three lady oh three L Vietnamese it Tha brand the Viet L Cambodia and the three ladies okay this white guy charging $23 for Rice he laughing to the bank High where is the quoa at quoa that right here $13 for this little back high we're going to make egg fry quinoa let's get it ah the spice no MSG but they have truffle Sal of course they have truffle Sal yeah you you want an airan avocado oil they're not even price tag here it mean [ __ ] around find out okay if we Hess that your fault yes ah we need soy sauce for fire rice n oh yes this whole aisle feel more like science experiment camera come come look at this what what is this coconut liquid amino that look like chemistry lesson tamari what is this I think I tasted before and it tastes kind of like brown sweat it's like salty like soy sauce but even running around all day you know $38 for soy sauce this $3 in Chinatown shop no no yes we're going to buy we're going to buy it it's Uncle Roger money I don't care this going take you 5 years to finish it too he a nephew please hit like And subscribe to this video because Uncle R is so poor now watch all the ad please go buy my merch oh my god look they got chili oil 133 no no no no please please come on let's try it let's try it come on I want it cut make egg Fri rice without egg you know ooh $7 for six egg we don't need that many egg that's six enough Uncle Roger talk so much [ __ ] how is he going to invite me and he's the cheapest [ __ ] we only need six eggs get the Dozen okay this one look how cute it is I'm going to take eight home with me T chili pepper is $20 a pound like like $2 a pound in regular store this like $1 per chili too expensive is that why Jamie all will only use tree chili in his tight green curry because he shop at Air1 so did J ol hate you for real I think so so he never respond to me I even make F Track about him you know un raing but he ignore me do they have fish sauce here Uncle Roger oh here red bat $9 $9 for this little one I want it air one don't have Chinese sausage I know how about this one sweet pop Italian sausage and fried rice we making some loud inspired fire rice so we need Thai Bassel I absolutely hate buy herbs at white people stores because they gave you just a little bit what the hell you going to do with three leaves you know at Tha grocery store you get one big plastic bag full of leaves exactly garlic guess how much uh $4 $$ 5.94 I guess it pre peel that cost a lot that's labor right there no it was probably an Asian kid oh yeah in the yeah they got like sweat shops in the back my uncle now you're going to help me uncle just forgot the whole store the whole store I was carrying it you look very strong you know we just trying to make egg fire rice you know fire rice one are you a member member no un are too poor to join to be member of this place oh my God two items 67 two items 6 three items $76 Every Beat make UNCA sad and sad it's okay I'm going I want to help you all right one hand okay she going to get it I got four you got [Music] four all right one time [Music] okay oh wait you're forgetting something what my smoothie oh no boom first sip reaction $20 smoothie it's all right just all right it ain't B woman a $20 ha why are we walking we no we have no money now spending on this now we're going to make fire rice with that stupid expensive ingredient High $125 and I didn't pay for it it a f Quin I like your towel too oh of course this classic Asian towel wipe your sweat say it say good morning on it oh my God are you wased it before look at this you call me ghetto Uncle Roger use it a lot oh my God I the was man this my only Tower touch it your you wipe your ass with it too D touch it holy [ __ ] Uncle don't mess around have to put oil but we have a aan avocado oil o it's already hot yes it already smoking I think it too hot oh my God oh my God avocato oil cannot use for egg Fri rice it PR burn don't blame the oil it's you garlic two chili white PE sausage so this is the Italian sweet pork sausage not the Chinese sausage that we like over processed super tasty ones no you it's the wrong saus it's the wrong sausage overpriced egg quino enough enough enough are you ready for the seasoning on garager $40 it smell like vinegar what is what is it smells sweaty right oh my god dude this team working this the worst cooking show we got zero chemistry you know this fish has what 15 bucks and then what we were trying to look for MSG right so the closest thing we found was for [ __ ] FY [ __ ] okay we're going sprinkle that sprinkle sprinkle until ancestor tell stop now spring onion toss everything around toss it toss it toss it you're pretty good at this you need to do the high heat for the W Kino let UNC just show you something that's good good job good technique but plating is ass this egg F quinoa don't need plating $125 egg F quinoa done good job that looks so delicious yeah uncle just surprised how well it turned out you know but before we taste test we have to compare it against your loud inspired version of how are you going to compare my loud version to this [ __ ] what if this one better 10 there's no way vegetable oil garlic Tha chili for the Spice Chinese [Music] sausage the day off jasmine rice okay Punch The Rice punch the rice that you how you want it yeah take all your anchor out on it imagine this your boyfriend face imagine this is you bro what the healthy boy mushroom soy sauce my favorite to cook with we got the squid BR fish sauce and I put a little bit of shrimp paste for the Umami m not bad not bad hi Basa [Music] for I'm tired you're tired from tossing sorry let Uncle Roger show you Uncle Roger you know about personal space you know about personal space cuz I feel like you don't you're [ __ ] up my fire rice no personal space all right you can plate it for me or you want me to Plate it spring onion you [ __ ] spring onion what the hell what MSG MSG mg hi that's a little okay okay that's enough oh my God you're messing it up on purpose look at him he is trifling as [ __ ] hold on camera look look how much she wasted close up on the floor look it's one sausage [Music] bro you get it night it smells good you know what as a matter of fact let me hey you want to switch sides okay okay why you want because is this your good side is this your good side I love myself both sides of my good side what you talking about both side no this this your only good side this this this this your good this good the wild all right what are we doing we have $127 Air1 fire Rice versus $5 fried rice from Asian grocery store first the Air1 fried rice it's like not bad but like you know it's for white people mhm you understand what I'm saying it's not terrible yes but it tastes like health food store with walk ha it make everything better mhm it's nice and Smoky for sure helicopter everything they call it dirty birds yeah cuz it's is that Cofe PRI in no no now we Chinese at loud inspired egg Fri rice M I call you I told you not put some respect on my name m Chinese sausage so sweet and nice nice and processed the way we like it don't even know what in it don't know we just know it's delicious it's a mystery there's so many ways to make fried rice so there's no correct way M but that's definitely a wrong way a lot of people put their own twist and mixes into it um but I'm not going to say that the quino fried rice is the right way to go tonise and nephew we learned that it not about the expensive ingredient MH it about your hot yes as long as you cook with passion and have a maybe have a better Su Chef next time what all you need is hot and a walk see you next week bye-bye bye-bye nobody want to zoom in on your face zo my beautiful face if you start only fan nobody signing up I signed up for you to stop your only I'll pay people to watch me can you watch me for $5.99 okay welcome to say Welcome to our cooking show the wi show already start what cooking show if you want to have the little spinny thing oh kind of like rotate around yeah yeah you want that I think that would be funny because it's played so horribly and we're displaying it like it's the yeah the irony of it is hilarious even the hint of shrimp paste just gives that extra what is if you know you know that's the name of Uncle Raj new restaurant e u e e e e u h you're going to get demonetized you know we don't have permission to shoot here so we're going to shoot we're going to shoot until they tell us to stop what what happened your booger oh my booger booger for sale okay come eat it oh Mastery let's pretend you're cooking there some slow-mo like concentration shots look cool look why you laughing because cooking you try to look cool what is [Music] this wipe that smile off your face trying to make cool I love to cook I love to cook okay hello hello why everything so expensive why everything so expensive in there it's always so expensive do you decide the price no not for yeah but okay better than working at Trader Joe you know yes very true I love Trader Joe's

Channel: mrnigelng

Views: 2,168,673

Keywords: nigel ng, uncle roger, nigel ng comedy

Id: jsENaZyIkjs

Length: 13min 35sec (815 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 03 2024