Uncle Roger Learn INSANE Cowboy Cooking (ft. @CowboyKentRollins)

two year ago Uncle Roger revealed Cowboy Kent Rollins making egg Fri rice and then he leave comment to ask Uncle Roger to come buy his wagon so today Uncle Roger come to the middle of nowhere Uncle Roger welcome to the wagon my friend you talked a lot of smack about my food I don't know if you got what it takes to be a real cowboy but we going to find out my friend we going to find out Haya what is this Brokeback Mountain you looks so good now I mean oh my gosh Cowboy can where you bringing me to what is this this is grocery store what we're going to catch our own food we work for our food here you can't just go to the store and buy it that's not quality that's what Walmart is for no it's too far do you see Walmart anywhere Cowboy people catch their own food it called roping see how cool it is but Uncle Roger don't know how to do this so Cowboy can't got better idea this is a rope and dummy it's not going to move no Uncle R you need to rope a real cow yeah not this plastic cow yeah but I mean we be all day before you caught one up there we go hungry starve to death so how you do this you're okay now throw it oh oh no no no in 2023 you want to kill cow just use gun no are you see you got to we're going to starve to death let me show you we're just going to swing it over here like this and we're going to you make it look so [Music] [Applause] easy yes yes one H that right Uncle Roger got my own button now F button and ha button by these two button walk around your house you see your mom making egg fried rice with chili jam just smack no but if she use MSG or if you white and you feel racist using Haya and fuyo in real life let Uncle Ro just say for you if you buy both as a set you even get discount that the most Asian way to sell this and we have Black Friday sale right now 20% off everything else in store and all hoodi also back in stock so go to uncle woger merch.com right now to get your button hi no no that wrong nice oh yeah but you're not eating that no what no we're not going to eat a this looks so good yeah but we're going to eat cat fries Rocky Mountain Oysters oyster our uncle like oyster they are so good uncle didn't know Cowboy K so fi we we like oysters yes what I thought you going to give me oyster oh it is oyster it's Rocky Mountain oyster cat frry Rocky Mountain o what what is why it look like it look like bossack look have you smack like button now like how just smack this bck e is this really boss yes the meat is on the inside beef boss yes give it a little squeeze okay I check for testicular cancer okay all the tumor in there is it you think yeah okay this brief terminal stage four get your knife that's why you squeeze it take the knife slice through the skin okay this way you get the inside then we're going to squeeze one more time Uncle rer didn't know I coming to Oklahoma to fundle with ball this really some Brokeback Mountain is this local delicacy yes I mean we've eat these uh growing up all my life really yes so like after school snack yeah regular people just call Domino's Pizza you call the Beef ball shop I don't think Domino's is going to make pizza out of care fries last three day Uncle rer haven't even seen one single a Ian people I'm walking around your town everybody think I'm lost okay I mean it kind of look like chicken nugget yes it is it is just cook it and trick people yes we're going to feed it to vegan people at there any wean in Oklahoma no no no not that I'm aware of there probably is I I'm a vegetarian what but yes you're vegetarian yes cows eat grass I eat cows so cows have been eating grass and then we're going to eat cows so see you're a vegetarian today and we'll deep FR and you'll be telling yourself this is better than any chicken nugget I ever eat in my life un don't know about [Music] that Uncle like your little wagon Cowboy can what is this here's a pickaxe pickaxe yes what are you trying to use this for you dig a hole in the ground like if you want like get rid of somebody you have everything you need your little Mur station yes nice it is good Shannon herself right now you know n Shannon so scared camera look at her look at her that is Cowboy C wife rest in peace slow after cooking this I hope you let me go back to civilization corn starch baking powder it's going to make your crust even bigger it'll make it crunchier baking powder make things harder stronger yes it's the Viagra of food I've never known it to be that taste that right there I just want to make sure that that's going to be all right for you m okay what is this oh cat rolling original seasoning you have your own sauce yes it is good you shake us some in there as much as you think we need it's all nice and good but you're missing one most important ingredient what what what do you think is missing MSG this the first time ever Cowboy cooking have MSG you know try it try it Cowboy can nice oh okay see and so good blow your hat off you want the Hat one some we want this to have a little more crunch to it so I just crumble all them Ritz crackers up do you use crackers for braiding sometimes sometimes we use panco PCO yeah panko is good sometime you in middle of nowhere here where you going to get panko yeah it'd be hard to find it would but you can always find Rich cracker oh so rich cracker you can buy from store but beef you don't buy from store no we work for our food here you can't just go to the store and buy it beef you raise it is better you raise something so you can kill it nice I give you life with my bad hand and I take away also to like this lifestyle Cowboy can that is how I want to raise my children you know we harvest the animals that we raise to put food on our table it's not killing for sport it's not killing because we have to that way we're providing food for Community but we're also providing food for us you see all the C they all free range yes free range free range so happy full of Hope and Dreams yes yeah and then they become thinner yeah okay done now we're going to mix this up with our hands just a little bit more a little bit more they still have some chunky portion oh that'll make it that's way you get that crispy crunch when you get that chunky portion there every Petty one crispy crunch with the eating beef ball testicle yes no puty one soggy testicle no how you like your testicle Shannon how you like it crispy I've never been asked that what cowboy can you never ask your wife how do you like your your testicles crispy yes I do too crispy is the way to go and with MSG M that's the secret to happy marriage a crispy testicle we've got our grease hot 350° oil must be hot otherwise you're going to be soggy yes we want them what was it crispy crispy crispy is that the name of your next cookbook Cowboy K yes the crispy testicle life you know when we we get these cooked up we're cooking like a chef festar Michelin cooking like a chef I'm a festar Mich cboy can listen to K-pop also nice what music do Cowboy listen to is it country yeah we listen to country but we listen to some old rock and roll oh rock and roll like who Bob Dylan Bob Dylan oh interesting Shen got me to listen to Lady Gaga Lady Gaga oh she was big like 15 years ago nice you know Taylor Swift every white woman like Taylor Swift Shan listens to Taylor Swift she very good yeah it's all right Taylor Swift Uncle a big fan let's collab together Uncle Roger make you beef testicle there we go everybody's in there we're going to have to have a little more heat don't let me get that on your toe it falls off so we're not going to touch it long Cowboy can just move thing without glove it's so hot nice hot hoto you might want to put this in a restaurant oh you know Uncle Roger fried testing that a good restaurant very catchy everybody going to eat it look at it already better than Jamie all over food you know yeah I mean the best chicken knot nugget you ever had McDonald's should have this mball saac part of your Happy Meal mball saac macb yeah well come with Mac penis [Music] also it's got a good crunchy feeling to it yes you just don't tell me a testicle and I think it's just chicken tender yes after all this year after three year since I review you you still cooking outdoor like a homeless he cook outside look a bit homeless that's really where I'd rather be is here than in a city you have your own Chutney yes yo Cowboy can you got everything oh no time to taste beef testicle ooh H you're good yeah really you don't tell me what it is I don't even know yeah M you like this thing tastes amazing if you forget what it is yeah we can send you some back home for niece and nephew imagine the poor fatex employee had to inspect the package and they open up with just bosss it in his face nobody want that UPS don't get paid enough to do that okay all right the MSG at a little something you think that's what it was the MSG MSG can make BOS beable another traditional thing that we have at the wagon a lot and we feed Cowboys and I even Beat Bobby fle with one of them yeah chicken fried steak chicken fried steak yes what is it is it chicken is it fried or is it steak it is steak and it is fried but it is battered like you would do a piece of chicken and we're going to put it in the cowboy walk and we are going to fry it up my friend going to be good wait did I hear you say walk this is Cowboy walk nephew so heavy how you going to walk toss you can't walk toss this yes you oh we can and next week we on Cowboy can Channel we're going to make egg Fri rice in this walk so make sure you subscribe to Cowboy can also n and nephew come look at this stove this is this is Bera camera look this is wood stove ah you name your stove oh you got to that way she's friends with you she'll never bite you who is baa is that your ex-wife name no no no Bera is always something that we had in our country that was hot and heavy one day when Uncle Roger get my own stove I going to name it my ex-wife name you know why why because I can imagine it's her and then I do this that what you [Music] get you know my friend you're a pretty special guy and you cowboyed up today I mean you have become a cowboy so we're going to take this ribey you're going to deep fry your steak don't let Uncle goar see this he going to be pissed off so we're going to take two caco berries you know why they call cako Berry need a nephew because when chicken they lay egg they go c c yeso is that why yes and hen fruit hen fruit hen fruit okay yeah cuz the H is making the fruit so when I go to toilet take a I call it human fruit is that what it is and cow [Music] juice get her wet on both sides nice and when you bring it back over here but not once twice tce twice make it thicker crust it's what we call Double baptized that the secret to Cowboy Fred steak to batter yes two [Music] times we this the biggest walk onage you ever SE I like to hear that fry yes my M it is a good sound that's a sound of joy and your artery clocking up very good uncle Ro love it here in Oklahoma you know why what because nobody eat vegetable vegetable tastes like sad when was the last time you had veget 2005 no no we had like okra just the other day okra yes it is vegetable but it's fried yeah deep fried okra that another thing they have yeah we like your deep fry everything you know it makes you don't even like to see what you're eating everybody is a guest is it okra or is it BAC nobody [Music] know this is this is a cool idea [Music] nice perfect you deep fry and it's still medium rare nice M yes UNC love steak UNC love fried chicken so this combining best of both were yes it is Cowboy K thank you so much for showing Uncle Roger Cowboy Food your lifestyle and of course beef testicle yes so good next time Uncle going to come back here but please set up some Wi-Fi High you need Wi-Fi okay color TV running water electricity everything Wi-Fi is human right you know yeah I will put it all in the TP of course yes can't even charge my phone in there high and imagine it's her and D do [Music] this that what you [Music] get that was a little violent no that's it's a whole backstory every episode I complain about my ex-wife yeah the X and Jamie the X yeah X and Jamie yeah how long do you usually have like raw footage with the average he goes to like 4 40 45 of just the first pass of s one takes you know and then we cut out all the dead moments the unfunny moments and it drops down to 12 and you got like yeah yeah it it actually quite comfortable you know and you feel good in it don't you yeah yeah yeah it is good this hat is good unle watch you feel like cowboy now yes by the way he a nephew cameraman is Cowboy cat wife yeah that good free labor don't need to pay her very smart every cowboy cook needs a great piece of cast iron and the people at Stargazer cast iron Peter and them have sent us a piece of cast iron to give to you Stargazer comes pre-seasoned you are ready to go my friend so you can be a cowboy cook now we thank you so much Cowboy Ken Uncle Watcher appreciate it n and nephew go subscribe to Cowboy can Channel we're going to have an egg fire rice collab weo coming out bye-bye bye-bye [Music] no

Channel: mrnigelng

Views: 2,719,827

Keywords: nigel ng, uncle roger, nigel ng comedy

Id: WulOzCO0drQ

Length: 16min 32sec (992 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 19 2023