'Unboxing w/ Joe Arpaio' Ep. 4 Official Clip | Who Is America? | SHOWTIME

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[speaking native language] Hello, people. It's me, OMGWhizzBoyOMG. Dab, dab. Jazz hands. And, today, I've got a special guest. It's not just me unboxing. No, I'm with Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Ah. And he is the toughest sheriff in America. The tent city that you would house detainees in, which you yourself called a concentration camp. I already have a concentration camp. It's called Tent City. [woman] It's former Maricopa County sheriff Joe Arpaio's own words on immigration that now have him convicted of a federal crime. I stand by my pardon of Sheriff Joe. Really, really OMG to meet you. Well, great to meet you. Everybody! Oh. Wow. So amazing week! Look at this! We are unboxing Shopkins World Vacation! ♪♪♪ So, I'm going to unbox this Shopkin. While I'm doing that, why not tell me about what Communists are trying to do to stop people having guns? Well, that's a big issue. But it's -- I will say, over and over again -- Guns don't kill. - People kill. - OMG! Super-crazy! It's D'lish Donut. D'lish Donut. That looks good. ♪♪♪ D'lish Donut, do you want to say hello? Hi. D'lish Donut is anti-guns. "I think all the guns should be given back." Delicious Donut, you have to understand that, uh, you have to follow the Constitution and the law and allow people to have guns. "But I want the guns to be taken back, because they are dangerous." Bad guys are going to get their guns. And it's gonna kill you. I'm hoping that somebody else in there has a gun and will shoot that person before he shoots you. "Oh! Okay, then. Thank you for telling me that." Because I like guns. Everybody knows I've got a really big collection. I have over 43 guns. You have 43 guns? Oh, yes. I've been collecting them for the upcoming race war. ♪♪♪ And so... [speaking native language] ♪♪♪ You know President "Dongle Troomp"? Of course I know him. And what's he like, Dongle Troomp? Great man. I've been with him, introduced him, from day one, from all the campaign. Is Dongle Troomp very rich? Oh, he's got money, but, you know, he doesn't act like he's rich. So, do you think President Troomp -- He's your friend. Do you think he might have had a golden shower? Wouldn't surprise me. Oh! I would love to have a golden shower. Do you think there's any way you could get President Troomp to give me a golden shower? In Finland? Or in America. In Washington. In the White "Hoose"! Well, I'll -- I'll tell you one thing. If he sees this, uh, and the way you're speaking, he's gonna like you, because you're -- you think like he thinks. And this is very, very interesting. And -- And let me tell you, I became sheriff when I was 60 years old. My first job was a hand job from my mother, and it was newspapers. What was your first hand job? So, let me say this. Me. Whatever I did in my life, I always did that extra. It gets me in trouble sometimes. You wanted to give the best hand job possible. Extra, sometimes. Oh! So if Dongle Troomp calls you up after this and says, "Sheriff Joe, I want to offer you an amazing blowjob," would you say yes? I may have to say yes.
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Channel: SHOWTIME
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Keywords: who is america, who is america?, sacha baron cohen, joe arpaio, sheriff joe arpaio, episode 4, showtime, comedy, ali g, borat, bruno, illegal immigration, immigration reform, unboxing, toy unboxing, shopkins, maricopa county, arizona, tent city, donald trump, gun control, president trump, steele dossier, russian collusion, kompromat, moscow ritz carlton, sketch comedy, improvisational comedy, improv, this is america
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Length: 5min 8sec (308 seconds)
Published: Mon Aug 06 2018
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