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[Music] hello h [Music] put is on you get outside you go to your car and don't look back [Music] follow me let's go [Music] Sunny said you were [ __ ] de let go where is you [Applause] [Applause] [Music] they get they G they G [Music] where are you what the [ __ ] inia what the mother [ __ ] Harold I need you to be very calm right now you understand me my name is not angel I'm Victor Cruz I'm with the DEA I infiltrated viegas and then your buddy Sanchez showed up so I infiltrated promethium you know you work for bad people Harold you speak English yes I speak English go go go go go go go go go [Applause] go what is wrong with these people on the side of side he's coming up on the side I don't think he can survive that oh [Music] [Music] seee [Music] [Music] [Music] hey Harold you okay buddy yes [Music] [Music] Mr Rusk boss are you there Mia out of curiosity what part of all my calls couldn't you wrap your head around I'm I'm in a meeting I'm sorry it's Harold and I think that there's something [Music] wrong Harold uh put him through Harold what happened buddy why did you come back with me in the lane I've been taken taken I've been kidnapped it down turn it down my head stop stop stop what you calm down and and and explain as clearly as you can what's going on I am somewhere in Mexico with a gun to my head I don't know how much clear I can be Harold it's okay we're here um what do they want they want 5 million wi to an account or they're going to hang me from the brings 5 5 million what pesos P of dollas you're so [ __ ] Harold walk Riley that's no continues to linger everyone in Chicago is complaining and I say hey come on let's around here love you say hi to St I will [Music] you maybe the beach holiday will have to wait but I must get a secona Bonnie keeps bringing it up [ __ ] Bonnie is the one that's killing you I mean look don't get me wrong I know you love her and all but your wife's the reason that that's all [ __ ] up okay the loans the insane office space she's got one client she should be working out of your garage not leing space at the damn Franklin Center listen as your accountant I have to tell you she's dragged you into some deep water haral like bankruptcy dude so are you saying that Dam cash poor no I'm saying you're poor poor [ __ ] plus word on the street is that prometheum is about to be gobbled up by pal or AF if there's a merger you could be looking for another job what I I haven't heard anything about that look ma'am I do taxes for half the power brass this [ __ ] is real Stuart Richard wouldn't do that to me he's my friend okay Richard has a vanity license plate Harold he does push-ups in his goddamn office Richard would do that to [Music] you good morning Froman pharmace going to help you [Music] carold man it's 9:20 you're late again what do you call this I think that's all Mr Rusk right I'll see you the game sure come get in there I had to do that everybody knows we're friends I can't give you special treatment sorry Richard leg show was crazy this morning sit down Heir I'm thirsty you ready for this game tonight Bens and Smith [ __ ] suckers are begging for an ass kick and I am going to give it to one here yeah and then tomorrow you and me are going to have a little fun in Mexico what elain and I are going to join you on this trip you're not the only one to go for little Sun sh this is because of the missing infantry look I plan to speak to Sanchez to get to the bottom of that Lan and I speak to Sanchez we just want to check on a few things down there um I need you to put all the Mexico files in this and give it to aane yo thanks buddy Richard is everything okay here it's just I heard a rumor something about a possible merger Harold listen when when you needed a job and and you came to me I said if you stuck with me your life is going to look like a rap video right and haven't I always looked after you I give you an incredible position as operation supervisor yes sir I handed you the Mexico assignment yes I give Bonnie a job designing my Loft and she has [ __ ] off for experience that was generous trust me [ __ ] be patient man and everything's going to get revealed why don't you reveal it to me no well I told you about the two gorillas I I read it in this book two gorillas and every day they get fed carrots and every day they eat the carrots no problem Chomp Chomp Chomp so delicious except one day the Handler he gives one of the gorillas a banana and the other guy still gets his carrots he doesn't want to eat the carrots you know what cuz you see another guy eat the banana you know what I'm saying Harold eat your [ __ ] carrots cuz I have your back right and you're going to be dick deep in banana before you know it right rap video Mia hungry [Music] your seats in the bag wow all of that about professional training it's good man don't have to be a dick about it all right spiky I like it I'm go far hey stranger Nell what are you doing here you disappeared on us thought about Monty's offer yet yeah you can't come in in here talking about that right I'm uh I'm working yeah you seem super busy yeah well these babies don't polish themselves all right so are you in or out I can't it's too dangerous oh come on Miles don't be a [ __ ] you can do this really not that hard right I really appreciate the pep talk but it ain't happening look it's just a couple pills from Monty's friend at some lab so he can figure out what's in it and make his own all you got to do is bring them back it'll be easy plus it's a free trip to Mexico what more do you want right so I'll be like a little drug meal perfect I'll write you a thank you note from prison okay mine you don't want 20 grand that's your business 20 grand I thought you said it was 10 yeah it was it's 20 now for real for real oh and you can bring guitar shop Barbie with you what was all that about what that nothing ever been to Mexico babe [Music] [Music] Richard Hey listen my lunch meeting ran a little long I'm not going to make it back to the office before the game so do you mind grabbing my back bag for me before you leave uh it's under my desk okay all right uh I'll I'll see you at the gym hey sorry just had to deal with something mayia Richard asked me to grab something for the game [Music] yeah for [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] I know but not everything needs to make sense Tony Scotland Yard is in England who the [ __ ] can explain that now you just [ __ ] boring me can I ask you about something listen going to give you some advice you're listening Tony tones good stop crying go downtown employment start acting like a [ __ ] man [Music] that's CR [Music] PR you kidding me [Music] [Music] how's it going at Richards fine you have any leads on other clients Ste is a little worried he was saying that your office space might be costing a little too much what nothing it's [Music] fine I still don't understand why she gave us her tickets I told you she's going on tour she needs me to pick up something from her mom this way what what Bish in Jee let's be happy we got a free trip out of then I'm happy of course I am me a piss hold this a sec relax it'll be fine all right [ __ ] H mate sorry easy tiger AR there it is again what what what is that smell fact we leave B I always bring it for angel angel when know di here you go gracias allow me to introduce our co-presidents Mr Ros and Miss markinson yes [Music] sir new app amazing know what else is amazing is actually learning a foreign language Taco Bell huh that's Sensational we get the [ __ ] out of here [Music] [Music] Amigos welcome back this is salarino Sanchez our plant manager and Roberto his right hand man all right so you we need to talk to okay all right you don't my office is this way right sorry no problem hello please hello SE oh uh thank you Harold just uh set this one out and uh I'll come get you after okay holy [ __ ] do they not sell condoms down here okay Sanchez do you want to tell me what that is it's been report yeah that's right what do you think he telling me sir you have to understand the just answer the question Suarez Sanchez okay the report is telling you that the inventory is light as I am still selling your product to Señor Vias as you requested we told you to cut him off with all due respect that's not the way it works uh that's exactly how it works I make a product I decide who to sell it to right you get to decide if you want a future with the if I don't continue to deliver I will have no future at all when you needed money you ask when we needed money we asked you to sell some product off the book and not say anything to Harold now we don't need money we're telling you to stop I really don't see what is so difficult to understand though it's a sensitive time for the company now we're going to some people coming down here and they're going to look things over and we want to make sure that everything's in order I understand but seor Vias is expecting his usual shipment the black B is not someone to mess with you can't scare me with tales of the big bad cartels right I don't know how things work not in Mexico well as far as I'm concerned we are not in Mexico this is an American company making an American product and I am telling you in American to make sure that the is right yes I mean if you can take care of 35 kids I think you can handle one drug dealer noing okay let's go gracias how a nice day barold let's go Harold just so you know an inventory thing worried us that's why we came down here to speak to Sanchez just to make sure everything was on the up and up it's no reflection on you no certainly not you know we value your work I was stting to think it might be something else wait you're hearing things he hearing things Harold when I was in junior high a a rumor went around that I let the lacrosse team pull a train on me in the Dairy Queen parking lot I hated the lacrosse team they were the biggest bunch of waspy turtle [ __ ] ass Pirates I ever met in my entire life you are thank you and I'd rather give that waiter a rim job than eat it a [ __ ] Dairy Queen what's a rim job don't believe everything you hear is probably the point here exactly you're going to be fine we're not selling the company right I'll be right back I don't think he knows anything I almost feel bad for the guy right someone should put him out of his misery seriously no I mean literally someone should literally put him of this [ __ ] misery see yeah yeah gracias you can go I I will see you Manana okay but when they married each other she was a fatty she was like 50 lbs hair than she is today I was like don't do it fat people are so funny you want to come to my room tonight yeah I'm really tired of hey buddy what did I miss uh I'm going to check some emails and maybe hit the sauna after I punch out a little CrossFit then I'll see you guys in the [Music] morning do you yeah I'm going to crash too it's going to be an early flight sir good night what is your problem you just [ __ ] left me someone should put him out of his misery no I mean literally someone should literally put him out of his [ __ ] misery I want to see goes through that's the last you're going to see Harold sh he is on an 86 list maybe going to give him sance but I just think there're going [ __ ] clean house Sly his wife must be a real winner actually she is but when they married each other she was a fatty she like 50 lb hairer than she is today [Music] [Music] [Music] okay Richard is supposed to be my friend it's unbelievable just unbelievable you have every right to be upset I swear I'm I know I'm not supposed to touch the mini bar but I'm going to do it you know I don't even care anymore I'm doing it I'm having the Malo I feel horrible I should have told you to your face what should you have told me to my face the email what email just go ahead with what you were saying no no no no no what what should you have told me you know you know the The Invisible Gorilla experiment Harold why is everyone talking about gorillas all of a sudden there's this video right some people in black shirts some people in white shirts and you have to count how many times the people in white shirts pass this ball back and forth this person in a gorilla suit walks into the middle of the group The Experiment is whether or not you're so focused on the ball that you miss the gorilla you would have been part of the group that missed it missed what I'm having an affair I'm leaving you that's what the email [Music] says you didn't notice the gorilla so the the affair is a gorilla yes what is the ball is our marriage the ball I don't know what the ball is I'm I'm not supposed to be looking for gorillas bunny I'm supposed to be watching the ball that's my job sorry wh why why am I always getting screwed for doing my job tell me who it is I want to know who is the gorilla BN sorry [Music] bunny you have reached the voicemail box of at the tone please record your voice [Music] give you go no no there us [Music] fore [Music] celerino sanche see Sergeant or no see or no no Mr Kite fixing the hole where a mother har [Music] for [Music] [Applause] foree fore Let It Be [Music] [Music] this St this [Music] still not answering what I like him at all I'm all waiting for this dip [ __ ] can you jet get in the car no wayo for dip [ __ ] out we're going to we need anday I I go to look yeah can you okay okay perfect Butler [Music] Negra Anda room ah okay you want a room yes [Applause] yes uh uh fine yes [Music] [Music] 300 come come my name is ronal and this is my brother Ernest just just tell us if if you need something okay uh actually uh do you know where I can buy a cheap phone um yeah just cross the street I just don't get it there's nothing to get Babe seriously I told you Nell's just a friend you got to let it go right for live life to the fullest and leave setbacks behind together we can lead Pharmaceuticals into the future alleviate initiate innovate with canaba medical marijuana is already a multi-billion dollar industry it's already up and running in 20 States and the district Street to columia if you've got a card you can legally rip a bong in the Lincoln bedroom wow all right look guys now legally speaking isn't this right on the line well it's on it it's not over it there's a reason why we set up the lab in Mexico you can be operational the moment the laws open up Marty you really want to let aft take this from me you're going to be staring at their tail lights for the rest of all time the future of marijuana is this pill you know this product is revolutionary you know that by the time everybody else catches up we will have established a brand that can never be usurped think fizer and Viagra they got their first there ain't no second look most people will tell you Buzz Aldren walked on the moon but even a complete [ __ ] will tell you NE Armstrong did it first and do you know why he went first he was hat open on his side he went first because he pushed buzen the [ __ ] out of the way and seized history by the ball sack that's a story schools are afraid to teach but that's what happened I'm [Laughter] satisfied jar I'm still not sure about this oh Jerry the club is closing we've been dancing all night it's time to go home and [ __ ] easy lame what red shirt nobody Dances all night unless they want to [ __ ] and Jerry here wants to he's just being shy I have a gun to my head I have a loaded gun to my head Richard [Music] Richard I have a loaded G to my [Music] head so you guys understand what to do yes comprehend yes yes does he comprehend okay good Richard W office Mia I need to speak to R Harold I need to speak to R Mr R I said oh my calls Mr R yep oh yep Mr Rusk Mr Rusk boss are you there oh [ __ ] Mia out of curiosity exactly what part of told my calls couldn't you wrap your head around I'm in a meeting I'm sorry it's Harald and I think that there's something wrong Harold uh yeah put put him through the where are you why did you come back with me L I've been Tak I've been kidnapped they hav't gone to my head I have a let that go to my head you doing with that what are you doing with that no no no Prime bre you calm down and and and explain as clearly as you can what's going on I'm somewhere in Mexico with a gun to my head how much clearer can I be Harold it's okay we're here um what do they want they want 5 million wi to an account are they're going to hang me from the bridge 5 million what pesos dollar how exactly did they arrive at a number like $5 million per person in your position you didn't tell them about the k&r policy did you they came to the hotel and kidnapped me I had no choice God [ __ ] damn it Jesus Christ the number one rule about having the [ __ ] insurance policy is never tell anyone we have the [ __ ] insurance policy did you not attend the seminar he set up the seminar just give me no a really [ __ ] hamstrings are bargaining position you know that right bargaining I just told you they're going to kill me yes bargaining I'm in business that's what I do you walk through warehouses put little check marks on boxes that's what you do don't be mean what's about the policy you have to Harold I'm just going to spit this out there is no policy what we had to make cutbacks H [ __ ] there was a lot going out we didn't have a lot coming in I had to let the policy lapse you kept sending me down here with no insurance yeah well just for a little while why didn't you tell me what a [ __ ] cry baby there's not enough time in every day for us to tell you all the things we do not need to tell youold no no no no no [Applause] [ __ ] Harold Richard he listen Harold I am going to get you out of there I swear to God Harold listen to me right now you tell whoever's got you that there is no deal unless they come way down on the price what can we call you back number no I need to speak to Legal don't I'm going to get someone in here who speak Mexican don't leave me here can he call us back [Music] [ __ ] $5 million for someone in in middle management do me a favor just shut the [ __ ] up you with your whole [ __ ] he Elaine I got the perfect guy for us my good buddy Harold sinka he's going to [ __ ] be perfect for the job he won't ask any questions not going to causing me [ __ ] trouble doesn't the [ __ ] cost a [ __ ] stay focused I am focused what do we do now do we call the cops would it be such a bad thing if he didn't come back what are you talking about we are not leaving Herold in [ __ ] Mexico that that's crazy you're the one who said put him out of his misery I say crazy [ __ ] all the time I don't mean it literally but you said literally put him out of his misser oh my [ __ ] I meant not literally literally literally is something people say now it doesn't mean a [ __ ] thing okay they're going to be inspecting the plan tomorrow and if they find anything off this whole deal is shot and I don't need to tell you what's going to happen if the fence cat [ __ ] wind of any of this on any level we are completely [ __ ] I know a guy oh here we go again you know a [ __ ] guy no I know a guy who might be really good for this kind of thing extraction Jesus Christ special ops type things boy this is really bad timing [ __ ] this we've got this Richard [ __ ] got this we're a team look quite don't I come over to your L tonight we just I'm not in there yet I'm still at that Boutique Hotel you told me last week you moved in did I tell you that I'm going to make this call the I got to just get this thing sorted out um but if I change my mind I'm going to give you a call which I probably will and I'm you know maybe just uh yeah so uh yeah I'll read that good meeting Mia mhm get my brother on the phone now what so difficult okay hello they keep bling sh oh yeah Mitch yeah one moment whoever I need to speak to just tell hey Rich bch how you doing bro how's uh how's Neal uh Haiti I'm in Haiti Haiti no I knew that how how how was it it's a [ __ ] mess is what it is we're doing what we can oh you're doing God's work help n the earthquake is God's work this is something else man you seriously all uh religiously and stuff it's not religious it's spiritual and I don't mock your dirty little money grabbing back [ __ ] stabbing corporate life no it's not dude I'm not I swear to God it's just I hear toon that you've turned over New Leaf and it's great but Mom's right I've been good I've been doing good things with my life I Have A New Path now my mercenary days are over what look what do you want Richard you only have a call if you want something so let's get to that part the greedy part the selfish part all right you want to help people right you want to help people help me and I will make it work you while and then you kill these people a Schoolhouse or [ __ ] Gap whatever the [ __ ] they need you know might I remind you that you were sent there 6 months ago to make a diplomat disappear and you want me to [ __ ] kill somebody do you lost your [ __ ] mind hey did you not hear the thing I just [ __ ] said I I don't want to want you to take anybody out for me I'm just I I I need you to bring somebody [Music] back what phone is that what give me hey look that's that guy from the room next to ours nice suat why is someone wearing a poh suit me St a [ __ ] Motel miles he has that like shoulder holstered gun thing under his arms maybe he's a cop where he's like a FBI guy or no a DEA guy yes he's a DEA guy on the trail of some big drug thing and he's about to bust somebody oh yeah somebody's going down all right let's clear off shall we but I didn't finish my marker yet you get more later babe we're in Mexico they brush their teeth with tequila let's do one [Music] [Music] Amigo when I started this fore spee spee [Music] oh for [ __ ] sake are you crying I'm sorry did you not smoke every girl in every [ __ ] pageant you ever entered that's what I thought you're a winner elain you've always been a winner who's Daddy's BL ring girl H it's right I am I'm the blue weon girl I get your [ __ ] together go handle your business spe [Music] Richard is me no no no no no shut up shut up and let me do the talking hey holig [ __ ] better [ __ ] is me shut up I know what you have been doing and I know about all these people are going to lose their job including me and I know that you and Elena are having sex Richard you are a bad person you know what happens to bad people bad things bad things happen to bad people so you can you can take your carrot and shove it up your [ __ ] lying Botox because I can have bananas har sh can have all the bananas I have my [Music] banana it's that weird number don't don't touch it you think it's him just don't think about it God I'm such a [ __ ] Bonnie stop singing sad Harold songs how many times do I have to tell you guilt is for losers you want something you go after you [ __ ] make it happen Harold he just never understood that now I'm sorry he is a nice guy but you know never [ __ ] grew up here so it's that's simple I know thank [Music] [Music] you who can that be I don't know [Music] surprise Elaine uh okay so I see you moved in after all uh yeah who do we have here Richard hm do you have a name it's a deaf girl she's adorable de girl Bonnie elain elain Bonnie Bonnie is my my interior decorator that's interesting because I thought you said Harold's wife was your interior decorator yeah yeah now I see why you wanted to leave him in Mexico what l oh would you show me your stomach cuz I am super curious excuse me oh Richard here told me you were a little fatty Patty back in the day isn't that right Richard you know I've always wondered what do they do with all that extra skin and R listen I don't know what is going on that's right you don't know anything and you you certainly don't know this guy and I bet you don't know what I had on the plane to Mexico yesterday I don't care what you head on the plane the petite fillet four glasses of champagne and Richard's [ __ ] in my mouth in the first class bathroom it's funny she come on Riley now what do you say we chrisen this [ __ ] place [Music] play by the rules that is what my father said work hard respect the roles and you become rich in America then you can come back home a great success [ __ ] 100% [ __ ] [ __ ] just the other day Richard invited me into his office to play chess he wanted to show me how much he had improved since we were at college so he's playing white and he begins with F3 naturally I respond with E5 what does this crazy man do G4 can you believe it G4 all I have to do is move my queen to H4 check me but did I do it no why because I had my father's voice in my head respect the rules as a rules you do not defeat your boss especially when you want a promotion that is the story of my time in America play by the rules [ __ ] are this your friends see sal sal friendly e oh [Music] [Music] H can so fore fore see Al Pancho mhm Pancho for for foree yes Monarch blies go through four generations each year the first three generations hatch from their cocoon State and live for up to 6 weeks but the fourth generation continues to live on for up to six or eight months so that they can migrate to a warmer climate and birth a new generation in the spring they are one of the great miracles of go baby if you want to take pictures you can do it just please do not [Music] use babe how many butterflies did you need to see really what are we doing what what why are you with me here we go I'm serious Smiles why are you with me I don't know Sunny why are you with me that guy looks like he needs help well hopefully someone will pick him up that's the guy from The Plaza the one of a shoulder stop the car I'm not stopping the car for a [ __ ] de stop the [ __ ] car M sunny you okay H oh my God are you all right sir sir can you hear me please s don't touch him oh God he's help me miles this is good this is [Music] good right we're here [Music] Mr Rusk what I was just wondering about Harold what about him well he didn't sound so good yesterday and he didn't call in today is he okay Mia simple quiz the job of a receptionist is to a make calls or B answer them b b yeah hey is this everything all company policies contracts leases travel and insurance writers uh okay great uh hey great game the other night uh I'll be in the conference room no more interruptions yes sir Mr Rusk sir keep that up you'll passive aggressive yourself straight to the unemployment line then you'll have plenty of time to worry about Harold hello Rich it's Mitch match hey thank God yeah tell me he found him I track down dick Ted in cage forer I can find a guy in middle management miles will be back soon with your painkillers and those are going to make you feel a lot better you are very kind but really I I will be okay on my own thank you ought to have someone just keep an eye on you you're really beat up I'm Sunny by the way I've never met anyone named Sunny before well I never met a Harold so we even stepen you know if you Google the name Harold it's the most common name with the least amount of famous people associated with it well why don't you go by Harry there are a lot of famous haries like that magician with a water tank who didn't yeah and Harry S Truman the president and lots of singers Harry Potter obviously I love Harry Potter I've read every single book Harry Harry shinka yeah I like that okay it's official I'm going to call you Harry from now on [Music] I've got Jerry on line one hey Jerry you're lame I heard aft was crying when they got the news guess they felt like they danced with you all night too someone's got to go home alone right unless you're into [Laughter] threesoms Lan so uh anyway been going over our departments a lot of redundancies fire wherever you want well the problem might be right at the top with me and Marty were not going to need both you and Richard have you guys talked about this hey jar how about you and I get together for a drink tonight got a few ideas around I don't know well well yeah okay I'll let my secret I get you all the information that's great great hey Elaine hello [ __ ] relax Richard but under control this is a midnight run talk about money later okay Richie we'll talk about the money now all right T to have a faulty memory where money's concerned none of your business [ __ ] 1 million for the ransom 200 grand for me and the Haiti kids a million dollar a million dollar for Harold shyka just like paying 1,000 bucks for a Whopper Jr yeah well think of his karma for banging his wife just a million just go do whatever you do all right he'll be on the next plane to [Music] Chicago thank and I know that whatever happened to you is none of my business but is there anybody that you need to call no my wife just loves me oh what about friends there's no one to go wow I like the way you talk Harry you're really cool accent are you Jamaican no I'm Nigerian I don't know much about Nigeria except once I got an email from a Nigerian prince saying that he would give me a ton of money if I helped him out you didn't send him the money did you cuz you must have been sending it to my uncle your uncle does that like try and steal from people like that yes he's one of those people he tried to get my father to join him but he would not now my uncle has lots of houses land sports cars and a yach and my father is a poor man the world is upside down sunny I don't think it pays to be a good person we look at you you seem to be a good person do you have a sports car do you have a yard I don't need a sports car or yacht well I'm glad you didn't help my uncle pay for his I think you're wrong Harry I think the world is just fine I think it's some of the people in it who are wrong trust me I have good instincts I make bad decisions but I have good instincts you'll see things are going to start to get better for you okay what do you want me to do put it on I don't understand in your face in your head okay okay okay okay [Music] honey so I couldn't get paracetamol but I [Music] did Richard s me let's go [Music] okay what about the ransom why didn't they pay the ransom who gives a [ __ ] about the man I going to have you back in the States and time for [Music] dinner H miles miles Sunny miles miles Sunny miles I'm in here oh my God are you okay yeah I'm fine are you okay yeah what time is it what I don't know oh no what uh oh [ __ ] I've got to go um what I'm really sorry babe go to my room lock the door where are you going I'll be back soon surf ah beginner professional no [Music] Harold help back here [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hey fuckus [Music] ah genius wakes so riddle me something shitthead why do a man run away from someone that saved his life you don't know all right [Music] Harold who are these two they are tourists from the motel really you sure what about those two [ __ ] they they run the motel they run the motel you weren't kidnapped were you you set this up yourself on the one hand I am surprised you had the balls on the other this [ __ ] show can only be the work of a [ __ ] amateur why' you do it money Revenge cuz he was banging your wife you you didn't know ah [ __ ] try not to take it too personally [Music] I thought he was my friend remember the uh story about 5 years ago the woman in Pennsylvania kept a black bear as a pet she looked after it fed it and then one day it maed her you know she's shocked I mean she she thought they were friends it's a [ __ ] bear hell we're going to need a couple new passports after uh inent at the airport who'd you want to be I'm going to let you choose your own name you're forging passports this is a magic box my friend I've been 25 different people in my life and the 200 Grand I'm getting for your ass is going right into my little count in the Grand Cayman 200,000 yep is that all I'm wor no no I was authorized to go as high as a million richer is going to be so happy that he doesn't have to pay it such a greedy [ __ ] so they don't know you have me no not yet why would you settle for 200,000 when you can make more than double that oh Harold you want to go for the ransom why not you've already done the hard part you have me you have the offsh show account look at me I have no job to go back to no wife why do you think I ran I cannot go back to Chicago my life there has been a complete lie you're waking up Harold I like that it's a lot of Food Packs medical supplies all right done you have a deal my friend but you can forget about a 50/50 split I could kill you right now tell them that you're still alive and blow off with the whole million I'm not going to do that H I've changed Freedom huh 8020 cuz I like you you got an underdog thing going on here reminds me of the Haitians what is that it's an injectable microchip I need to keep tracking I won't run again I I promise I won't run again I can't take the chance I don't like needles no no please please pleasee no no no no it's over it's over [ __ ] it's over man [ __ ] this is really fun so glad you made that call you called me Jerry you're right hey here's a toast t strong you know it's been a great night Jerry but we should probably start talking some business now you think oh let's relax Elaine business isn't going anywhere I was thinking maybe we keep it personal tonight dance till the Club closes if you catch my [Laughter] meaning dirty to okay all right well let's have a look at it what let's see what you're working with I am catching your meaning right I'm I'm not going to I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not go on Jerry just toss it against your thigh noone's looking look you take that baby out and if I like what I see I'll let you take me home tonight but if I don't think that's up to Snuff then on we start talking business right now what do you say let me tell you what you don't need Richard this is fantastic Mitch really impressive well it's not my first rodo ah it's Richard get out of the frame don't say a [Music] word hey hey Rich uh listen man extractions looking iffy I don't want an extraction anymore good good cuz uh a deal is the way to go there's not going to be a deal either what what do you it seems that while we dropped the kidnapp and Ransom policy there was another policy that we overlooked corporate life insurance overlooked if Harold were to end up dead while conducting business in a foreign country this would pay out $5 million to the corporation M yeah yeah well that that's not a a deal I'm I'm I'm willing to do don't start with any of this I'm not going to take anyone out for you okay just relax just relax and I will give you 1 million reasons to kill this guy really 1 million it's not enough what about 2 million you [ __ ] pig Mitch oh come on just for a good cause think of someone other than yourself for once just wire the money [ __ ] head and you have a [Music] deal did they double it to to milon they did great yeah great yeah you're very good at that yeah we' say we uh hit the town to celebrate yes yes much to celebrate Fiesta [Music] Fiesta come on no I'm good I don't dare come on Carol i w i don't [Applause] [Music] St it wa [Music] wait what [Music] here to see Mr Vega hey lingo you're late oh [ __ ] it was too good oh you know I really feel like things are turning around for me yeah thank you Miss thank you sure all right Harold there's something I have to tell you [Music] oh Richard's my brother yeah Ros yep [Music] [Applause] unfortunately [ __ ] ah can't [ __ ] do it what what what why have you got that out what are you doing it seems Richard's company wants to claim the insurance policy money no no no no no no no Richard said they have canceled it they have canceled the policy no your life insurance policy Harold so but I thought you liked me I do like you no no no but you you you you said you like my whole Underdog thing I love your Underdog thing please look I made a deal with Richard that if I sacrifice you I can help sacrif you want to sacrifice thousands of underdogs [Music] [Applause] understand oh dear Lord please God save me from from this man please I beg you help me in my moment of need please Jesus please Harold nobody's coming in your moment of need you really believe in God of course I believe in God what kind of person does not believe in God me I I don't well I mean I I I guess I kind of do but not not in a life or death situation here you know I I'm looking for something but something more more reliable you know yeah I me sure I Tried reading the Bible a couple times but I mean the Old Testament Harold you can't take that [ __ ] seriously in the New Testament I mean you take the Bible seriously of course really like the whole thing with Peter and Judas remember so so Peter denies Jesus three times three [ __ ] times man now Judas on the other hand yeah he he I mean he [ __ ] up he sold Jesus out all right but he felt bad about it he hung himself man he felt guilty he had a lot more [ __ ] character than [ __ ] Peter I mean Peter how do you get behind a religion that demonizes a guy like Judas and makes a saint out of a guy like Peter well one was a man who had a crisis of Faith the other one sold his soul for his own game so you have to ask yourself which one are you foree fore foree [Music] spe foreign foreign spee fore is [Music] [Music] okay here then he said it' be easy it is getting out of here isn't it there's one exit and Security checks [Music] everything mate mate how the [ __ ] am I supposed to get out of here okay I have a little plan come on NY you [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] for [Laughter] spee [Music] [Music] come on let's take the satsung and make it better ch [Music] hello h [Music] what is h we got out time you go to your car and don't look [Music] back follow me let's go [Music] Sunny said you were [ __ ] de where you [Music] [Applause] just tell your it over D no they get they guys they [Music] got where are you what the [ __ ] Angel what the mother [ __ ] I need you to be very calm right now you understand me my name is not angel I'm Victor Cruz I'm with the DEA I infiltrated viegas and then your buddy Sanchez showed up so I infiltrated promethium you know you work for bad people Harold you speak English yes I speak English [ __ ] go go [Applause] what is wrong with these people on the side on the side he's coming up on the side I don't think he can survive that a [Music] [Music] a [Music] [Music] see [Music] hey help you okay buddy [Music] h [Music] [Music] are you okay you saved my life [Music] Harold I need your help I can't go back up there's nothing for me there nothing please please you know people disappear all the time arold you died here tonight you understand me I [Music] understand this has everything you'll need to bring down Richard Ros [Music] have a great life Harold [Music] ah [Laughter] [Music] a [Music] [Music] [Music] w e e e e e Harold shinka know my dear friend Harold would still 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