Ultimate Pukicho Compilation 5

if i were a psychic i'd shoot goddamn mind beans at people how yeah you go funny tumblr man this is really nice thank you ghouls are so rude like ooga booga you're ugly how do you feel about strangers on the internet using your inbox as a diary as much as i can choose whatever i want to post on here my ask box is not fully mine it's only my choice to share what's in here so i guess i accept it that's actually kind of sweet i'm going to start writing furry pawn in your inbox putting advertisements in space is something but i'll forgive you and if he makes the halo ring real suck up and a coward okay will do i think food is entirely subjective think i'll feed my kid slime balls made of seaweed in his developmental years he'll love it won't even want to eat my fries he has his slime balls you would be an awful father awfully good at feeding my son slime balls comedic cartoon sound effects edited over footage of me getting bludgeoned with a stone boulder [Music] like this please stop don't i pray every day that i'm just hanging out i beg for mercy i'm sitting down i think it's great that don hurts felt the dude who made that one stickman animation on youtube where the banana goes i'm a banana and the kid with a big spoon goes my spoon is too big also managed to make a short film that mentally freaked me up for a week straight when i was 14 years old i think that's cool of him you can't just say this and not say what the short film is pukey it's such a beautiful day give it a whirl if you like some comedic existentialism i have trained my brain to take any form of criticism or insult without it affecting me at all that's sad i'm god [Music] tumblr used to be soda pxd and thomas sanders now you are all just evil now some of us still like thomas grow up be evil pukekicho is one of the smartest men i know sorry guys steven fricking hawking took my phone isn't he dead what who the frick was that then pukey we care about you have you eaten enough today three happy hippos not so happy anymore all i have are chocolate hippos and mush in my home evil viruses are locked behind the winter license how do you know this pukey let us out do you have any advice for college it's basically school don't go it's literally school don't go don't go once listened to a progressive house song where it was just a kick drum for two and a half minutes best song of my life fell asleep and woke up and the same song was playing but now the kick drum also had a high hat sent my kid through college this baseline slaps people who love salad hate fun change my mind eat good salad and lose my sense of joy never i love the random sense of authority people get when they feel wronged like i slighted you you have no power over me welcome to hell these nuts are slightly in your mouth not much i can do about you saying this french people love to talk in a different language than mine kind of annoying ngl racist i'm so filled with hate towards evil tower [Music] a man milf a milf if you will a dilf makes no freaking sense mine is better [Music] nothing like waking up and admiring my big hands like yep doesn't get much better than this for a morning this is a great blog gonna name my kids otter is there a reason someone needs to start naming people dumb ass cf names or we'll never be in the future we want i just want to fight people at least amit and bad people violence hurts both parties after all no i'm going to aim it solely at good people i'm getting a lot of backlash for saying that i only want to fight good people but please hear me out it's simply because they wouldn't fight back and it would be easier stop trying to villain as me [Music] people who go on amigo and talk to strangers are freaks not welcome in my home i know you'll steal my towels or something freak out ulges on your towels why would someone steal your towels nah b i want your leftovers man freaks all of you who's joe i arrange your legs so that they are crisscross applesauce but they're wrapped around a water tower jamar i arrange your legs so that they are crisscross applesauce but they're wrapped around a water tower life would be so much cooler if nipples didn't exist smooth aerodynamic streamlined i'm waiting zuckerberg op what the frick does this mean i wish i knew as little as you to not be burdened with truth i don't even know if i've been in a radio shack this might be a dream but i remember going into a radio shack around the age of 11 and the store clerk making fun of me for having no money then some customer joined in on the fun par broke i was a child anyways when i was six i went to legoland with my dad and someone threw a football at my head i remember getting a yellow gatorade from the vending machine it was the best sip of my short pathetic life [Music] stop being the only thing on my freaking dashboard oh my god no i feel like this whole blog is running on sleep deprivation but you know what you do you bro this is the most awake i've been all day i tried to read the other day crap reminded me of school back to the mud for me the frick were you're reading sorry can't think i'm back in the goop i did an only fan shoot in your merch i refuse to believe you [Music] what if puke showed us a face reveal one day and he's just some guy you freaking wish are there any other websites or apps that use and you actually behave like a human being not even on my college website damn kinda sad well your comment is the funniest thing i've read all day so take that as you will do you more often gaslight or gatekeep i like to do a cool combination of both for maximum effectiveness stop calling me a girl boss i don't know what that means you're funny but your morals scare me i hide in your mattress pukey how do you fit comfortably [Music] i've never had a crush on a fictional character before so by that standard alone i'm stronger than all of you combined shut up biased sasuke will never love you the way i love myself i've been in so many street gang fights they're epic in the end we all get up and shake each other's hands very respectful after the gang war we all go out for coldstone very tasty love cannot remain by itself it has no meaning love has to be put into action and that action is service it is not how much we do but how much love we put in the doing a lifelong sharing and love with others mother teresa if you kill me my teeth only have a two percent dropout rate pukekicho tumblr.com someone sending me senior quotes the contrast of the quotes is killing me like one beautiful quote that really makes you think and another by mother teresa [Music] when is your birthday and why september 4th and because i decided that it'd be my birth that's not how it works maybe for you but i'm different why don't more pokemon have blood-based attacks where would the blood come from the trainers woke up from a dream where we lived in a world where beaujon was our president and it was just jobiden with inverted colors you mean my daddy i hate all your little pathetic responses you seem like you're always pissed off i'm not it's just that i'm always angry same thing oh now you've done it yeah you see here your pc isn't working because there isn't enough giggle waters going to your man tank you need an rmd loader to folder all your excess manners what i don't get the joke here no joke just words do you accept love confessions i get confessions of love and death threats to asks apart they feel the very same now open your heart pukitro you need to let people in i will be murdered people grow tired of my wit only to find out i speak only crap once again my brain baffles me with its brilliance coming up with rhymes out of thin freaking air like a seventh like the next big thing frick why won't my incredible machine like brain stop thinking for one damn millisecond [Music] do you sleep like ever yes from 6 rm to 11 rm gamers will see water and be like i'm physically incapable of digesting this you're really stuck up on this gamers don't drink anything idea huh gamers have cold blood and live in the sand in a fight against anyone i win even your mom knocked out in seconds don't test me the effectiveness of poop jokes starts off high in your early years and then plummets in your early teens as you grow out of your teens we see a gradual increase in the effectiveness of poop jokes until the ripe age of 50 where they are now the funniest jokes you've ever heard this is also correlated with a gradual loss of pride my friends are cool instead of talking about our emotions we watch unusual mean compilations on youtube in silence for five hours and then they can go home sounds lit it's not they are quiet and scared a tutors right now here to protect the server's innocence sure sweetie i will take you down with the many sharp and blunt objects i brought to this hooters establishment kids these days know nothing of honor to die by the sword for the sake of your countrymen all they know is eat hot chip and shake they ass hypocrite i'm shaking my ass i'm hungry the hell is that horny and angry zeus i don't mean to sound rude but farmers literally have to learn to love poop smell cow poop smell they learn to love it they wake up and take a deep breath of their pasture and say this here is fresh county air you cold said anything else i've never been more awake sick and tired of people inventing things i for one uninvented shoes the other day tfr shoes don't worry about it hey can we be friends i'll give you money and stuff i just need more friends for 20 a day i'll be your friend i can only pay back in hugs is that fine no why are you a fool everyone's a fool at some point in their daily life the more you talk on the internet the more you ask yourself of foolishness a true master recognizes his foolishness and accepts it as a natural part of life to sometimes be made a fool and look the bastard this is too profound for a tumblr blog this is a crappost what happened when you become tumblr famous so much happens like what so much god did you even read the post get his ass if humans didn't exist i would still be here what are you just a little guy [Music] [ __ ] you never freaking miss i know it babe just don't watch me play basketball pukey sucks at horse alarm no wrist pukey is too busy buffing to make the trick [ __ ] please please leave me alone [Music]

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Id: 5m0rUp7OHF0

Length: 12min 49sec (769 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 06 2021