Joey Fatone: IT'S TIME TO PLAY "FAMILY FEUD." GIVE IT UP FOR STEVE HARVEY! Steve: HOW YOU FOLKS? THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WELCOME TO THE SHOW, FOLKS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] HOW'S EVERYBODY? I APPRECIATE IT. HOW Y'ALL DOING? THANK Y'ALL. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, WELCOME TO "FAMILY FEUD," EVERYBODY. I'M YOUR MAN STEVE HARVEY. LOOK, WE GOT A GOOD ONE FOR YOU TODAY, FOLKS. WE GOT A GROUP HERE RETURNING FOR THEIR FOURTH DAY WITH A TOTAL--40,760 BUCKS. FROM MANITOWOC, WISCONSIN, IT'S THE BLEVINS FAMILY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] AND FROM HENDERSONVILLE, TENNESSEE, IT'S THE BEAMS FAMILY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] EVERYBODY'S HERE TRYING TO WIN THEYSELF A LOT OF CASH AND HOPEFULLY DRIVE OUT OF HERE IN A BRAND-NEW FUEL-EFFICIENT FORD FUSION HYBRID. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LET'S GO MEET THE BEAMS FAMILY. HI, KARLA. HOW YOU DOING? >> I'M DOING GREAT. Steve: GOOD, GOOD. WHERE YOU FOLKS FROM, AGAIN? >> WE'RE FROM HENDERSONVILLE, TENNESSEE. Steve: HENDERSONVILLE, TENNESSEE. RIGHT OUTSIDE NASHVILLE? >> YES, ABSOLUTELY. Steve: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING, KARLA? >> WELL, ACTUALLY, BY TRADE I'M A TEACHER, BUT I'M A STAY-AT-HOME MOM WITH MY 2 KIDS, BY WHICH ONE OF THEM WE JUST ADOPTED FROM CHINA. SHE HAS SPECIAL NEEDS, AND WE JUST BROUGHT HER HOME THIS YEAR. Steve: WOW. WOW. THAT'S SPECIAL. CHUCK, AIR FORCE, SIR? >> YES. CHIEF MASTER SERGEANT. Steve: WHAT IS IT? >> CHIEF MASTER SERGEANT. RETIRED. RETIRED CHIEF MASTER SERGEANT. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Steve: CHIEF MASTER SERGEANT. HOW LONG WERE YOU IN THE MILITARY? >> 40 YEARS. Steve: OOH, 40. >> 40 YEARS. Steve: MAN. >> RETIRED 8 YEARS AGO. Steve: CHUCK, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? PRETTY GOOD-LOOKING GUY, MAN. WELL, THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU DO, CHUCK, AND ALL OUR SERVICEMEN AND WOMEN AROUND THE COUNTRY. APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE. >> THANK YOU. Steve: GREAT JOB. HEY, LET'S PLAY "FEUD," EVERYBODY. GIVE ME KARLA, GIVE ME CHRIS. HERE WE GO, GUYS. WE GOT TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. NAME SOMETHING ABOUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN THAT IN HIS DAY MADE ABE A HOT BABE. >> HIS BEARD. Steve: HIS BEARD. PASS OR PLAY? >> WE'LL PLAY. Steve: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. HEY, TYLER, NAME SOMETHING ABOUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN IN HIS DAY MADE ABE A HOT BABE. >> GONNA HAVE TO SAY THAT SEXY TALL HAT. TOP HAT. Steve: THAT TALL HAT, MAN. >> HEY, GOOD ANSWER. Steve: CODY, TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN THAT BACK IN HIS DAY MADE HIM A HOT BABE. >> JUST BEING TALL. Steve: HE WAS TALL. >> GOOD ANSWER. YES! Steve: JODI, TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN BACK IN HIS DAY MADE HIM A HOT BABE. >> HIS LEAN BODY. Steve: THAT LEAN BODY. ALL RIGHT, JON, NAME SOMETHING ABOUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN THAT IN HIS DAY MADE ABE A HOT BABE. >> HE WAS PRESIDENT. Steve: HE WAS PRESIDENT, YEAH. HEY, CHRIS, ONLY ONE STRIKE. TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN BACK IN THE DAY THAT MADE HIM A HOT BABE. >> HIS HONESTY. Steve: HIS HONESTY. ALL RIGHT, FELLAS, WE GOT 2 STRIKES. TYLER, YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL. THE BEAMS FAMILY CAN STEAL. SOMETHING ABOUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN BACK IN HIS DAY MADE HIM A HOT BABE. >> I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY THE WAY HE DRESSES, HIS SUIT. Steve: THE WAY HE DRESSED. THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER. ALL RIGHT, BEAMS FAMILY, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. NAME SOMETHING ABOUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN THAT BACK IN HIS DAY MADE ABE A HOT BABE. >> HIS WISDOM. Steve: HIS WISDOM. HIS WISDOM. NUMBER 7. >> HIS DEEP EYES. [LAUGHTER] Steve: OOH, THE JOKE I'M WRITING IS SO--6. >> HIS TRENDY HAIR. [LAUGHTER] Steve: LET'S MOVE ON TO QUESTION 2. GIVE ME JASON, GIVE ME TYLER. TOP 5 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD, GUYS. HERE WE GO. NAME A REASON A MAN MIGHT SUSPECT HE'S TURNING INTO A BEAVER. >> BIG TEETH. Steve: BIG TEETH. >> WHOO! Steve: PASS OR PLAY? >> WE'RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. Steve: CODY, GIVE ME A REASON A MAN MIGHT THINK HE'S TURNING INTO A BEAVER. >> HE'S STARTING TO GROW A TAIL. Steve: STARTING TO GROW A TAIL. JODI, TELL ME A REASON A MAN MIGHT THINK HE'S TURNING INTO A BEAVER. >> HE'S GETTING SOME FUR. Steve: HE'S GETTING FUR. HEY, JON, GIVE ME A REASON A MAN MIGHT THINK HE'S TURNING INTO A BEAVER. >> HE'S LIVING IN THE WATER. Steve: HE'S LIVING IN THE WATER. HEY, CHRIS, GIVE ME A REASON A MAN MIGHT THINK HE'S TURNING INTO A BEAVER. >> HE ALL OF A SUDDEN WANTS TO CHEW WOOD. Steve: HA HA. STARTS CHEWING WOOD. ONLY ONE ANSWER LEFT. IF IT'S THERE, YOU CLEAR THE BOARD, TYLER. GIVE ME A REASON A MAN MIGHT THINK HE'S TURNING INTO A BEAVER. >> HE'S BUILDING DAMS. Steve: HE STARTS BUILDING DAMS. WELL, WE GOT A GAME, FOLKS. THE BLEVINS FAMILY, 97. THE BEAMS FAMILY, 85. THE GOAL IS 300 POINTS. 2 GOOD FAMILIES. DON'T GO AWAY. WE'RE PLAYING "FEUD." Steve: COME ON, FAMILIES, LET'S GO. LET'S GO. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "FAMILY FEUD," EVERYBODY. BOY, WE GOT A GOOD ONE BREWING HERE TODAY, FOLKS. THE BLEVINS FAMILY, 97. THE BEAMS FAMILY, 85. GIVE ME CHUCK, GIVE ME CODY. LET'S GO. GENTLEMEN, POINT VALUES ARE DOUBLE. WE GOT TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. NAME A MAJOR EVENT IN YOUR LIFE MOST PEOPLE HOPE THEY ONLY HAVE TO GO THROUGH ONCE. CODY? >> DEATH OF A GRANDMA. Steve: DEATH OF A GRANDMA. >> MARRIAGE. Steve: MARRIAGE. PASS OR PLAY? >> WE'RE PLAYING. Steve: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY. HI, KATHY. >> HELLO. Steve: GOOD. WHAT DO YOU DO? >> I SELL INSURANCE. I CO-OWN AN INSURANCE AGENCY IN CAMPBELLSVILLE, KENTUCKY. Steve: WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT WE GONNA DO. LET'S DO A PLUG FOR IT. YOU GOT 10-SECOND COMMERCIAL RIGHT NOW. >> OKAY. WE ARE AN INDEPENDENT AGENCY. WE SELL ALL LINES OF INSURANCE, AND THE NAME IS BURKHOLDER INSURANCE AGENCY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Steve: BURKHOLDER INSURANCE AGENCY. AND COME AND SEE THE LOVELY KATHY TAKE CARE OF ALL YOUR INSURANCE NEEDS. >> YES. YES. Steve: THERE YOU GO. YOU READY TO PLAY? >> YES, I AM. Steve: ALL RIGHT, NAME A MAJOR EVENT IN YOUR LIFE MOST PEOPLE HOPE THEY ONLY HAVE TO GO THROUGH ONCE. >> A DIVORCE. Steve: A DIVORCE. TERRY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN? >> DOING VERY WELL, SIR. Steve: GOOD, GOOD. WHAT DO YOU DO? >> I AM A PURCHASING AGENT FOR A STEEPLE-BUILDING COMPANY IN CAMPBELLSVILLE, KENTUCKY. Steve: A STEEPLE-BUILDING COMPANY. >> STEEPLE-BUILDING. Steve: STEEPLE. >> STEEPLE. CHURCH STEEPLE. WE TAKE--I'M A PURCHASING AGENT. I BUY ALL THE MATERIAL THAT COMES IN THE DOOR. WE WILL TAKE FLAT METAL, ALUMINUM ANGLE, FABRICATE IT TOGETHER, PUT IT ON THE TRUCK, TAKE IT BACK APART, TAKE IT TO THE JOB SITE, AND SET IT ON YOUR CHURCH. [CHUCKLES] Steve: ALL RIGHT. TERRY, YOU MARRIED? >> YES, SIR. MY WIFE OF 32 YEARS. Steve: OH, YOU GOT THIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE. >> YES. Steve: OH, THAT'S REALLY GOOD. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, MISS KATHY. TERRY A HANDFUL? >> YES, HE IS. Steve: I CAN TELL. >> MM-HMM. Steve: GOOD MAN. >> YES, HE IS. Steve: LITTLE CRAZY SOMETIMES? >> A LITTLE CRAZY, YES. IT'S JUST BY THE LORD'S GRACE WE'RE TOGETHER. [LAUGHTER] >> WHOO! THANK YOU, JESUS. Steve: DID YOU HEAR WHAT TERRY SAID? TERRY SAY, "WHOO! THANK YOU, JESUS. SHE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT. TRIED TO LEAVE ME 3 TIMES. I BLOCKED THE DOOR. I BLOCKED--CUT IT O-- I GOT A STEEPLE OFF THE BACK OF THAT FLATBED AND PUT IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOOR. SHE COULDN'T GET OUT FOR 2 WEEKS." >> WHEW. Steve: ALL RIGHT, TERRY, YOU READY? ALL RIGHT... >> FOR WHAT? Steve: LET'S GO. HE'S, "FOR WHAT?" NAME A MAJOR EVENT IN YOUR LIFE THAT MOST PEOPLE HOPE THEY ONLY HAVE TO GO THROUGH ONCE. >> I WOULD HATE TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH A BANKRUPTCY MORE THAN ONCE. Steve: A BANKRUPTCY. HEY, KARLA, TELL ME A MAJOR EVENT IN YOUR LIFE MOST PEOPLE HOPE THEY ONLY HAVE TO GO THROUGH ONCE. >> SCHOOL. Steve: SCHOOL. >> SCHOOL, YEAH. THERE YOU GO. Steve: HEY, JASON. >> HEY, STEVE. Steve: HOW YOU DOING? WHAT DO YOU DO, BUDDY? >> WELL, BEFORE I SAY THAT, I JUST GOTTA SAY, NICE HAIRCUT, STEVE. Steve: OH, YEAH. >> THAT'S GOOD. Steve: THEY DON'T KNOW HOW COOL IT--THE SMARTEST THING I EVER DID WAS SHAVE MY HEAD. >> THAT'S RIGHT, MAN. Steve: I SAVE MYSELF SO MUCH TIME. ALL RIGHT, YOU READY TO PLAY? >> YES, SIR. Steve: ONLY ONE STRIKE. NAME A MAJOR EVENT IN YOUR LIFE THAT MOST PEOPLE HOPE THEY ONLY HAVE TO GO THROUGH ONCE. >> I WOULD SAY A CAR WRECK. Steve: A CAR WRECK. >> GOOD ANSWER. Steve: CHUCK, WE GOT 2 STRIKES. WE GOTTA BE CAREFUL NOW. NAME A MAJOR EVENT IN YOUR LIFE MOST PEOPLE HOPE THEY ONLY HAVE TO GO THROUGH ONCE. >> MAJOR SURGERY. Steve: MAJOR SURGERY. GOOD ANSWER. MISS KATHY, BE CAREFUL NOW. WE GOT 2 STRIKES. THE BLEVINS FAMILY CAN STEAL. NAME A MAJOR EVENT IN YOUR LIFE MOST PEOPLE HOPE THEY ONLY HAVE TO GO THROUGH ONCE. >> FIRST JOB INTERVIEW. Steve: FIRST JOB INTERVIEW. [SHOUTING OVER EACH OTHER] BLEVINS FAMILY, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. NAME A MAJOR EVENT IN YOUR LIFE THAT MOST PEOPLE HOPE THEY ONLY HAVE TO GO THROUGH ONCE. >> LOSING YOUR JOB. Steve: LOSING YOUR JOB. TOUGH. 6. >> PUBERTY. Steve: YEAH. 5. >> CHILDBIRTH. >> AMEN. Steve: [LAUGHS] SHE SAID, "AMEN." WELL, BEAMS FAMILY, 233. BLEVINS FAMILY, 97. BUT, HEY, IT'S STILL ANYBODY'S GAME. LET'S GO, CHAMPS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. SOMEBODY'S GONNA WIN IT. Steve: HERE WE GO. COME ON, CHUCK. WELCOME BACK TO "FAMILY FEUD," EVERYBODY. THE BEAMS FAMILY, 233. THE BLEVINS FAMILY, 97. COME ON, CHAMPS. GIVE ME KATHY, GIVE ME JODI. LET'S GO. LADIES, POINT VALUES ARE TRIPLE. TOP 4 ANSWERS ARE ON THE BOARD. NAME A PET YOU WOULDN'T LET SLEEP ON YOUR BED. JODI. >> CAT. Steve: CAT. >> DOG. Steve: THE DOG. PASS OR PLAY? >> WE'RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. Steve: THEY'RE GONNA PLAY. TERRY, NAME A PET YOU WOULDN'T LET SLEEP ON YOUR BED. >> THAT OLD VICIOUS SNAKE. Steve: THAT SNAKE. Steve: THERE'S ONLY ONE ANSWER LEFT. KARLA, IF IT'S THERE, YOUR FAMILY WINS THE GAME. >> HOW ABOUT A BIRD? >> GOOD ANSWER. Steve: THE BIRD. JASON, ONE ANSWER LEFT. IF IT'S THERE, YOUR FAMILY WINS THE GAME. NAME A PET YOU WOULDN'T LET SLEEP ON YOUR BED. >> HOW ABOUT A FISH? Steve: [LAUGHS] >> GOOD ANSWER! Steve: OH, DON'T WORRY. HE WON'T BE SLEEP. HE WON'T BE BREATHING AT ALL. THE FISH. CHUCK, THERE'S ONE ANSWER LEFT, SIR. IF IT'S NOT THERE, THE BLEVINS FAMILY CAN STEAL AND WIN THE GAME. >> HOW ABOUT A PIG? POT-BELLY PIG? >> GOOD ANSWER. Steve: THIS IS FOR THE WIN. A PIG. HOLD YOUR HEAD UP. PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE. YOU GOT 40 GRAND. YOU GONNA PAY FOR THAT DAMN MASTER'S, MAN. LET'S GO. HEY, BEAMS FAMILY, I NEED 2 OF YOU TO PLAY "FAST MONEY." I GOT KARLA AND I GOT JASON. THEY'RE GOING FOR THE MONEY RIGHT NOW. 20,000 RIGHT AFTER THIS. Steve: WELCOME BACK TO THE "FEUD," EVERYBODY. THE BEAMS FAMILY WON THE GAME, AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY... Audience: "FAST MONEY"! Steve: ALL RIGHT. OKAY, KARLA. JASON IS OFFSTAGE. I'M GONNA ASK YOU 5 QUESTIONS IN 20 SECONDS. IF YOU CAN'T THINK OF SOMETHING, YOU JUST SAY, "PASS." THEN IF YOU AND JASON TOGETHER COME UP WITH 200 POINTS, LOOK RIGHT THERE. TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU GONNA WIN. >> $20,000! Steve: YES. YOU READY? >> I AM READY. Steve: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. HERE WE GO. IF YOU WERE A MAGICIAN, NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU'D MAKE DISAPPEAR. >> PASS. Steve: TELL ME THE APPLIANCE YOU REPLACE MOST OFTEN. >> CAN OPENER. Steve: ON AN AVERAGE OF HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU KISS YOUR SPOUSE? >> TWICE. Steve: NAME A COMPLAINT YOU HAVE ABOUT YOUR HOUSE. >> TOO SMALL. Steve: WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HAIR COLOR ON A GUY? >> BLOND. Steve: IF YOU WERE A MAGICIAN, NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU'D MAKE DISAPPEAR. [BUZZER] >> MM. Steve: ALL RIGHT. >> IT'S ALL RIGHT. Steve: THAT'S OKAY. IF YOU WERE A MAGICIAN, NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU'D MAKE DISAPPEAR. PASS. OKAY. TELL ME THE APPLIANCE YOU REPLACE MOST OFTEN. YOU SAID...CAN OPENER. SURVEY SAID... OKAY. ON AN AVERAGE, HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU KISS YOUR SPOUSE? YOU SAID...TWICE. SURVEY SAID... THAT'S GOOD. NAME A COMPLAINT YOU HAVE ABOUT YOUR HOUSE. YOU SAID...TOO SMALL. SURVEY SAID... THAT'S A GOOD ONE. WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HAIR COLOR ON A GUY? YOU SAID...BLOND. SURVEY SAID... THERE WE GO. WE GOT A PARTNER. WE'LL BE OKAY. WE GOT A PARTNER. ALL RIGHT, JASON. GOOD. WE GOT A LITTLE BIT OF WORK TO DO, BUT IT'S VERY DOABLE. KARLA GOT 62. YOU NEED 138. IT'S OKAY. WE GOT A GOOD ONE. THERE'S A CHANCE. READY? >> YES, SIR. Steve: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND EVERYBODY OF KARLA'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. HERE WE GO. IF YOU WERE A MAGICIAN, NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU'D MAKE DISAPPEAR. >> MOTHER-IN-LAW. Steve: TELL ME THE APPLIANCE YOU REPLACE MOST OFTEN. >> THE DISHWASHER. Steve: ON AVERAGE, HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU KISS YOUR SPOUSE? >> 3. Steve: NAME A COMPLAINT YOU HAVE ABOUT YOUR HOUSE. >> TOO OLD. Steve: NAME--WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HAIR COLOR ON A GUY? >> BROWN. [BELL DINGS] Steve: THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD, MAN. WE GOT A WAYS TO GO. LET'S MAKE A RUN AT IT. LET'S SEE. IF YOU WERE A MAGICIAN, NAME SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU'D MAKE DISAPPEAR. [LAUGHING] YOU SAID...YOUR... WHAT THE HELL? >> NOT MY MOTHER-IN-LAW. Steve: NO. NO, NO, NO. NO. NO. NAH, NAH, NAH. NO. "NOT MY MOTHER-IN-LAW." WHICH ONE YOU TALKING ABOUT, THEN? SURVEY SAID... >> [LAUGHING] THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER. COME ON. Steve: THAT ANSWER SUCKED. [LAUGHTER] WHEN YOU WERE A MAGICIAN-- NUMBER ONE ANSWER, MY DEBT OR BILLS. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. WE GOTTA PUT OUR FOOT ON THE GAS. TELL ME THE APPLIANCE YOU REPLACE MOST OFTEN. YOU SAID...DISHWASHER. SURVEY SAID... OKAY, NOW... NUMBER ONE APPLIANCE TO REPLACE, NUMBER ONE ANSWER, TOASTER. TOASTER. I WOULD HAVE NEVER GOT THAT. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. ON AN AVERAGE, HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU KISS YOUR SPOUSE? YOU SAID...3 TIMES. SURVEY SAID... THERE WE GO. 3 WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. NAME A COMPLAINT YOU HAVE ABOUT YOUR HOUSE. YOU SAID...IT'S OLD. SURVEY SAID... TOO SMALL WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HAIR COLOR ON A GUY? YOU SAID...BROWN. SURVEY SAID... BROWN WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. MAN. THE FIRST 2, YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE--WOW. BROWN WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. $5 A POINT. THAT'S A TOTAL OF 745 BUCKS, AND THEY'RE COMING RIGHT BACK HERE ON "FAMILY FEUD." DON'T FORGET, FOLKS. PLAY "FAMILY FEUD" ON FACEBOOK WITH YOUR FRIENDS. I'M STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
