TV Censored Bloopers #4

stay tuned for two all-new hours of fun with Sansa boobers and great commercial Sunday night at the movies returns next week with the Blue Lagoon hello and I'd like to introduce miss Eddie Arnold Thank You Alan and I will be co-host for the premiere crab show what am i a pole I wish that was a dog ah we've got a mouse but but I do support [Music] women of the fleet reserve say they hope this is a tradition that can continue for a long time because they say it's at least they can do for their shipmates [Applause] hosted by tickler we get stars William go Campanella [Applause] [Music] [Applause] a sale and featuring the unplanned slugs and bloopers of Donna Steve Allen Lloyd Bridges bilborough's Dick Cavett Mike honor Tim Conway Dom DeLuise Robert De Niro Danny DeVito Jeff Edwards Sally Field Peter Graves and Harrington Robert hey Judd her Alan King got Joe mine's Leslie Nielsen Burt Reynolds Don Rickles Barbara Stanwyck bread drive Alina Robert Wagner warrants will vary [Applause] [Music] welcome to our fourth all-new edition of TV censored bloopers the show that is making a household word doubt tonight thanks to your overwhelming response bloopers 1 2 & 3 we've got a brand new collection of unplanned mishaps for you from your favorite television shows and movies and things like that we've got blown dialogue and we've got giggles and we've got trips and slips and all sorts of forgotten lines that happily for us were not forgotten because somebody along the line either a star or producer or somebody remembered to save them so that we could share them with you tonight now for instance we got bloopers from the Golden Age of TV Wow here I am again with a chance for each of our couples to win up to $10,000 and if any of you say the secret word they'll win an extra hundred dollars we've got motion pictures here's Robert De Niro on location for the movie the king of comedy now there's a little lady who didn't realize she walked right into the middle of a movie who's being made you sister you know an admiring fan who seized that opportunity to say we've got bloopers from modern drama you know actors filming on location face many hazards weather fatigue insects and other things water lion the fair lady gives way to the putrid sting selfie you know [Music] a small sample of what we have in store for you so stay with us we'll be right back with more TV censored glucose numbers [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thank you like me I'm sure you've run across signs that read no not in service at this time or closed for repairs well here's some outtakes we call dialog clubs and fluffs now if you were to post a sign on the performers it might read mouths temporarily out for NewsCenter 7 and Pierre magazine boy the eastern Iowans get to watch the best on KWWL News Center fufu any air pollution pollution gets down this list is the last time Harry but your arms at your sides am I gonna blow be the end of your little kidnapping operation kidnapping today dr. Timothy Johnson has some first aid tips tips as he continues appear in foreign films now if they don't speak the language they have to learn it what do they call it phonetically now in this scene Robert Wagner has to speak German he's really pleased he's finally learned his lines and gotten him out after a lot of takes sad Ruben and deaf accent by Mandor MIT einem plant in Las Vegas Morgan hyper will have an elegant chic meet bursting under thank you shoppings a moocher the part the perfect in english in garden you know I think was dr. Dolittle whose main ambition in life was to talk to the animals well here's some animals that even dr. Dolittle would agree were certainly the talk of the town and here's a man who knows how to handle animals the dog he's two hours of Demerol cue ball rascal you you know he's like a dog in one way at mealtime he wants me your dog really wolf that is dinner she she got the worst breath wait yeah why don't we just keep driving the Texas and you get rid of damnation of the truck I'm missing my wife your survey [Music] this is its beef chunks of meat byproducts if you're using a dog looks meat here cost about the same is out there check the ingredients things like oh it's not time yet chunks of meat byproducts that expectancy really get all the meat to paper over telephone I can't make scene live in the early days of the Dick Cavett show now here's a scene from the award-winning series taxi that will never be seen anywhere except here Elaine worst part is I didn't even get dinner out of it usually when a guy dumps me takes me to a nice place hey I tell you what let's do I'll get the guys together and we'll go we'll go to some you know funny looking joint which is a corner and have a couple of beers and then a little jump on top of you a series taxi ladies and gentlemen miss Marilu Henner [Applause] [Music] just actually been on the air we're just starting our fifth year I know I saw you nine trillion years ago I saw you in Greece yeah and the musical I know actors get a little punchy after show runs a long time you're always playing jokes on each other there years and years ago somebody mailed me something in the mail I told you that story before the show you said they did something similar in Greece well well we had just started on the road at the time and we were working in Boston that's where the show the national company opened and at the show that night one of the guys has to take a tuna fish sandwich out of his lunch bag well we put a lobster and it's supposed to say hey I got a tuna fish sandwich what'd he do so he like you know he carried it with him for a while on the show and then there's the scene where we all have to go back to our lockers so he threw it in his locker right Saturday night we all you know finished the show and everything Monday night it's on don't play was our day off Monday night walking everybody goes what's in the theater oh my let me turn to texting you are the only female member of the cast now working with all of those guys does it present any problems well they first of all know that I love to laugh I mean things that are funny to me I just I just have to go I mean so sometimes when I have something to do especially with someone like Danny let me throw names of the cast and tell me the first thing that comes to mind okay Judd Hirsch Judd Hirsch Judd Hirsch is intense maniac double-talker fantastic actor but double-talk one he's already got parents Isao and the problems but Jim his parents a deputy Jim his parents are desperately trying to find him they camped out at the police station right now the cops just called me and asked if there's any web service to him as I mean I wait a minute you stay there I'm coming down Alex I got promised my love life how do you go right being here I don't want to be here in fact it'll probably be doing new me no but you go jump to Tony Danza okay Tony Danza Oh Tony is he's wild Crazy's a real gig ler and he he he gets like stuck on one thing and then can't get off of it I mean I think I think we have just the thing Bigler that's what I do to a girl I used to date once said you do have the face for it that's what I think to a girl I once dated said I was an Italian Sylvester Stallone yeah I think the world is waiting for one of those I think to a girl I once dated said I was an Italian Sylvester Stallone yeah I think the world is waiting for one of those this is a tough scene guys is it Memorex or is it Tony [Applause] lastly Danny DeVito's Oh Danny well most people don't know this about Danny but Danny is Danny's almost a saint I mean he's really one of the loveliest sweetest people I don't know nothing like the characters so I don't know whether it's just that he gets to be so mean every you know once a week that he gets it all out of his system or what but he's really he's a he's a vegetarian he's into yoga he's he's almost like a guru of the group of the group and he also is very much in control many times I mean he's very spontaneous and everything but there was one time that he was a blithering idiot when Maxie stopped Washington Bridge with dental work max look at it in this way the very talented character actor Louie Gus struggle to maintain his composure the man on the right it's a shambles the more he did it the harder it got did that ever get in the show no and I felt so bad for the actor too because Danny could never get through that whole bit you know there is a piece of tape here that involves the two of you where he whispers something to you and the reaction is what is the story well I was a show about Danny's making a fallout shelter in the garage and so he's only invited a few of us from the garage to join his little group and he wants me to know that when it's my turn and I come knocking on the door that that I can be part of the group and he wants to tell me the password so all week he had to his for something in my ear he'd say the loveliest sweetest things to me you know well Friday night when it came time to shoot when the day comes you'll be knocking on that door when you're up to your pretty dimple cheeks in rubble I'll be in here waiting just so we know that it you here's the password is the password but memorable is the password I hate to tell you Oh what what did he say egg I can tell you on the air let me take a guess but memorable Marilu Henner ladies and gentlemen you see one taxi would you like that person falls and giggles of a Maitre D' go go go [Applause] [Music] you know afters job really isn't easy on the set he's a very busy person he's got lines to remember in actions to act and emotions to remote it's no wonder that occasionally the actors trip up and here are some of those trips [Music] [Music] now this is a daytime drama called the doctors Ben Thomas is a very fine actor he's a powerful leading man but not necessarily a strong man you know in order for a television movie fight scene to look realistic it has to be very carefully staged in choreograph now remember the late night comedy series Fridays well Melanie chartoff recalls how she and Mary Edith Burrell two very experienced actresses almost got the fight technique down well as you know dick in live television not everything always goes as it's planned to go and Mary Edith Burrell myself had worked out a wonderful little stage fight in preparation for this sketch with a stunt man and in the staged fight she was to take a right cut to just miss my jaw and I was gonna throw back my head and then do a pratfall flip over on to the mat and get up and say what did you do that for well when it came time for the live show in our zeal to make it look as realistic as possible something went wrong and well it came out something like this it's an instant replay of that in small motion in any case I have maryedith burrell to thank for this new tooth and my new smile thanks narrator here's one of America's best-loved music makers Lawrence Welk mr. Welk gets the notes out beautifully but the words well sometimes the words give him trouble cowboy star gene Audra introduced a song tumbling lullaby tumbleweeds tumbling tumbleweeds champagne music maker Lawrence well you know his voice is one of the most imitated by impressionist mimics of all of the show business personalities now watch comedians Fred travel ena and Pat Harrington try to get through this sketch in which they play Lawrence Welk's fictional brothers what we want to know is why that great musical trio the wealth brothers broke up Sonia Han is too to know about the trio to take Sita funny Sonia Sonia hen is too Sonja Henie stupid you know about the trio fixative did you ever hear us play I didn't actually hear you yes see they can cut it together if anything works listen pop bill I can do both parts like here's the seed from the early days of live television it's a children's show called mr. wishbone I keep in mind it's the 1960s and in those days words that are really very innocent today were taboo then mr. wishbone finds that out when his friend Bart says the word diarrhea oh excuse me boy you said very little milk very little milk for oh I didn't I didn't know that yes because it tends to give them diarrhea so rather than was I supposed to say that what did you call that [Applause] [Laughter] [Laughter] you know Jeff Edwards is a very very capable game show host but watch a simple thing like a contestants hat totally destroy his concentration as you know you can go on winning and winning just as long as you keep faking the mini treasure box for the pop-up surprise give me the kid goes missing in just a moment you're gonna walk up there behind us you're gonna choose a package and that package could represent anything that package you don't know that baggage to represent anything from a real clock to a jackpot of prizes $50,000 in cash before you make your choice we're going to show you something than anybody you know people ask me where to all these bloopers come from well many of them come from the stars themselves I'll be or what a part of your business meeting or whatever and somebody would come up to me and say you gotta find the scene we're so and so and I are doing such and such it's hilarious for instance Joe Campanella who was in the long-running series Mannix with Mike Connors told me about an incident that happened to him and to Mike and a car oh that was one of many incidents that we had on the show oh you know what professional actors where is sitting there ready West breezing along there's a fan blowing everything else like that the guy goes like this which means stop no we do the reaction we get out of the car there's a big laugh what kind of look around like what happened we turn around there's the screen the whole experience of working with Mike Connors was marvelous and there were many marvelous funny things that happen you can start work you can start working up an app let me tell you something Joe you've gotten away with it so often you're beginning to think you're something special that you can get away with anything on our charge and what makes this client so unusual and what makes you think the department can't protect her excuse oh maybe I'm looking for maybe he could have told us what was in that miracle water before we had an analysis [Laughter] coming up next year guests are William Shatner and some late breaking news miscues stay tuned film in a minute thank you seeing and break you up they're the biggest little spectaculars in the world with Ed McMahon and Mariette Hartley the all-new televisions greatest commercial the biggest increases coming in the freshman and sophomore classes over 7,600 students you know reporting the news live on television takes exacting skills and many hard hours of preparation it takes scores of highly trained people you've got people like anchormen reporters editors writers technicians and many many more now these people are professionals their job is complex where the news is concerned there is no room for error maybe just a little all kidding aside this is a fast-paced business and a reporter has to be able to work quickly keep his or her cool and get it right the first time do it one more time you know firemen are courageous they're there when you need them but about the hose and even if your jaw is wired shut I think it's possible to nod your head yes or to shake your head no sometimes the news is too true to be good sometimes the news is too true to be good but our job is to bring it to you here we go are you ready okay here we go this is it sometimes the news is too true to be good but our job is to bring it to you quickly and accurately at NewsCenter 8 we're meeting that responsibility should do it again as soon as I start talking okay okay karate is a sport that requires a great deal of strength and concentration and extreme precision and if you have any doubts about that let me introduce you to international women's karate champion [Music] and speaking of water there's a firemen's ball coming up in town if you're not familiar with firemen's ball right you can get familiar the cloth that I'm wearing is interlaced with pieces of iron it's called a bulletproof vest and for metro police officers it could save their lives this morning here at the gun range they were demonstrated to test the effectiveness will fire a 22 caliber pistol into this vest it's time now for sports and here's some sports casters who are very good sports I know people care about their sports here we're a professional sports team Tom default theme he's behind the pink but the yellow is on that side cushion and for those of you in black and white is just behind the blue Alabama on top of things in the Southeastern Conference with a 15 and 2 record in conference play 22 and 3 overall Kentucky in second places it's been most of the year 1 & 2 between those two teams Tennessee Auburn tied for third followed by baby I don't know about you but my favorite part of a newscast is the weather report now lately news programs have tried to sort of out whether each other with unique amusing television what they call special effects now here are some classic examples of some unforgettable weather forecasts because nothing has happened it is all just about the same as it was yesterday and for the next five days it's gonna continue and you did it begin guys Saturday 1:00 o'clock today shows the sunshine in Ohio that Canadian high still doing its thing but look to the east of there you see clouds and Pennsylvania West Virginia and that is with an upper air disturbance that set off a few showers lighter that you can see on top of but of course here in Central Texas skies are fair well we were going to the Texas map and instead it came to us so we'll go back to it yes you know William Shatner is a very fine motion picture and television actor he's currently known as TJ Hooker you also know him as the captain of the Starship Enterprise on Star Trek now for years this is a man who's mastered the highly scientific and technical jargon associated with space travel watch how those technological words just roll off his tongue with the greatest of ease I don't all right Stryker I bother you know that ladies and gentlemen say hello to a man who was in complete command of everything well almost everything one of the stars of the new movie airplane to the distinguished actor mr. William Shatner [Applause] I have watched your career for a lot of years it started back in the days when things were live and I was dancing on American Bandstand when you were a little boy was there ever somebody told me the piano story I never saw it was it a live television show that this thing was a murder mystery in the in the last faltering days of live television and and I had to play the piano of a girl that I was gonna kill was upstairs and do you know how to play the piano no and so what they did was behind the flat they had a pianist with a similar piano and as I came to the piano and looked upstairs and played the notes on a deadened piano piano they liked it had a blanket on the notes exactly on the inside this is live this is live no way to do it again tina stout they're looking through a hole in the wall at the cue as I put my fingers down like that so now we're on the air thirty million people are watching maybe forty by this time of eternity [Music] nothing nothing's happening I'm thinking there is the penis well I'll have to vamp for sometime here so what like that from that moment I was a murder mystery I was supposed to go stab her hey speaking of stabbing that brings up another you little problem with the gun once remember let's start oh well that was yes that was a bit of a problem key to a murder mystery another murder mystery was the shooting of the other person I forgot now that was a villain on anyway I was supposed to shoot that I supposed to get him out of a book they don't I'll be right with you and I get a book out and inside the book is the gun right take the gun up I shoot this person falls dead and the plot continues this is again live yes sighs wait just a moment went out 40 million people who watch I've kept the book it's no gun had to die a variety of things flecks in my life strangled beat him when I was near a bar and I saw a corkscrew tip the corkscrew and I screwed him to death so to speak in the in this airplane thing in the airplane to the sequel you play sort of a character similar to your Star Trek character is that true it's a manic a crazed version yeah we'll go so far I mean your film stars are I'm Lloyd Bridges and Peter Graves just Connors most of stellar stars no Robert Hays these are all very distinguished guys they're not really known as comedians does this present any sort of trouble getting comedy out of this group well I don't think so I think that a serious actor has very been trained to focus very closely on the material at hand and nothing usually goes wrong not directly technically done was under over and I was under done over the course everybody knows the lane you know you don't understand we have to go back I understand perfectly we've been through what dedication daring pride pluck spirit grip metal bravado and and G UTS Gus oh you and your toes for this one first I need a computer estimate how long that ship and last after that Bob Lowe's Norton give me a sure those certain serious actors do make mistakes but you you will notice that there was nothing to me why was that one take shift one take check ladies and gentlemen I would like you to see the man who never makes mistakes one takes billions of people are hanging our every word hoping and praying that you put the ship down on ground safe ground just as safe as it can be in one piece huh billions of people billions of billions down and down safe we're just talking to the radio communication satellite hook down and down safe we've just hooking down and down safely set her down nice and slowly whenever you're ready it's upside down there's people up there I'd say let Ted striker go down on a mountain piece of twisted mass of molten metal it's not a new language is an old language I learned it when I was out in space it's nice to have you back I'm done ladies and gentlemen mr. William Shatner [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] I'd like to make something very clear there's no question about what my mother saw but there's some questions about what I'm gonna say Nick did you ever have trouble memorizing a speech or a poem or an essay something like that I know I did usually there are only a few pages long did you know that a one-hour television script is about a hundred pages long that's a lot for an actor to memorize well here are some actors who have no trouble memorizing whole scripts they just can't remember the next line I wonder if that's true all right I'll get through if anybody can [Music] you know what our ways I wish I know what the hell my next line is I guess we'll go back to doing what I do better I guess we'll go back to doing what I do best show off when we get started when do we get started that's right we'll get started that's my line you see whenever whenever you like whatever you like I'm down here Jane darling couldn't you have carpet at the kitchen before I guess around well I'll be finished in a minute dear thanks to these O's I clean and clean I have some onion dip I which I don't mind if I do thank you very much I'll wipe your mouth mm-hmm well don't worry just rinse it off in the sink you know amazing how your mind just goes blank now in this scene from the hit series Fame Valerie Landsberg and Carlo Imperato may have just set a record [Music] I'm looking for the lady of the house I'm here to inspect your plumbing did you bring your plumbers helper I asked but he was busy blaah Plumbing's fine honey hot what is hot and cold what is cold my mum's fine honey hot water's hot and cold what is cold my phone is fine honey hot what is hot and cold waters cold did you bring your plumbers helper I asked but he was busy now the movie Creek show it's a real scary horror film the lights are low hold on to your seat you can't shoot us Richard already you said that okay Michael let's have the master guard ettus will you please open the safe guard and there he comes he will now dial the final digit in the combination and open the safe and when he does that Carolyn I want you to reach in there and there will be a wheel and guard at us could you open the door please the combination it's been realized for a long time that sharks primitive as they may be are also highly adaptable but it was not until this project in Nicaragua if you'd like to get a Michael vollbrecht original you can get one at Neiman Marcus Saks giorgos of Beverly Hills or did you ever notice how things go wrong when you least expect them to let me give you an example you're late for work and your car won't start or you sit down to watch the big game and the TV picture goes out or your turn on the shower and you get cold water gets you crazy done it but we're gonna see what happens when simple things like a prop don't work and the actor least expects it don't wait to order a shrimp cocktail open one uh-huh open one if you can she's not worth it here's a wonderful piece of stage business now Sharon a cure if she was a magician couldn't pull this off as she tried we'll hear never figures things like that out well I guess we'd better be going we'll have report for you sir as soon as possible Texas for men live big love big and lie even bigger Texas Texas commendeth big love big and lie even bigger Texas hello how's it going in the booth you know one of everybody's favorite kids programs in the early 60s was the zany Soupy Sales show every child in the world watched that thing well recently we heard about an incident that happened live on the show involving what would you say an unexpected visitor to the set so we asked sue P to tell us just what happened it happened in about 1960 61 and I was doing the kids show and I was supposed to be up front working with white fang's don't do it and I was supposed to be talking with him and I would hear a scream a sound effect of a woman screaming and then I was to go to the door and there was gonna be a pair of women's shoes being pulled by catgut followed by a pair of men's shoes and it would be a take from me into the camera and they would go into a commercial so anyway so I get through and I heard a woman scream I went great and I go to the door and I noticed that the number two camera is swinging over to the right and I said oh next Grady's gonna get a close-up of the shoes being pulled by and going to the door and I opened the door and everybody was in on it but me there is what you're gonna see now there is a naked girl and I mean it was just because everything was live in those days but they were taping this and here's what happened [Applause] [Music] I couldn't say there's a naked girl if you just didn't do that in those days I mean he just didn't do it the fact is when I got to and the show was still going on live I went back up I was just hysterical because what do you say on the P can't say critics is a naked girl back here [Music] anyway [Music] I can see the monitor over on the left and back and I saw on it but they had just patched that in so I could see it actually a shock there were no guys Manning the cameras and there were no stage hasn't no they're all in the back with the cameras taking photo flash pictures of the girl and then I said well that's really ridiculous I got to eight by ten now for the very first time here is what soup II really saw [Music] that's it for the fourth edition of TV censored bloopers and I'm very very happy to announce because you we are going to be back again with TV censored bloopers number five tonight you know there's a song from the Broadway show a chorus line I think it's what was the title of it what I did for love and that pretty much sums up the feeling that we get from all of the stars and the news people in the prop Men and the folks behind the scenes who've been so very very generous they've allowed us to laugh along with some wonderful unexpected bloopers there's no doubt about it they did so with love and thank them you think for the night dick goodnight [Music] [Applause] [Music] this is Deborah Norville tonight at 10:00 on the Channel 5 News Britain's Prince Philip is met by Irish American protesters as he arrives in Chicago tonight we'll take a look at mayor Byrne trying to mend fences with the black community have a special review of the still close governor's race and Roger Ebert takes a look at the Chicago Film Festival those stories and more tonight at 10:00 [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Published: Sun Jul 22 2018