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didn't know it was possible to trust someone this month it looks like the government sneezed on this building my papa's ago had three sticks and a terrifying message they're dead combined faces of top 500 professional golfers it's John golf found a pair of Ray-Bans in the ocean Poseidon called he wants his Shades back a baby and an adult compared as if they were the same size thanks I hate it I took my dog to the groomer earlier I'm not even sure I got the right dog back roboticscapes facility runs out of battery 160 feet later what a dumbass Moon Bridge how the hell are you supposed to cross that with determination the Calm before the storm what does this mean alternative human evolution that's just an Australian a runaway bouncy castle blew 50 feet in the air with three children inside goodbye children you see the weirdest things at parks in La this guy was bench pressing this Goose for 10 minutes dentists are scared of you just as much as you're scared of them Absolute Precision trust no one not even no one that is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise eyes oh snap a humpback Forest well man those are uh I made my dad dress up as a ghost for my art project good to see the situation is well monitored space salami the first ever salami launched to space history has been made boys what happens when a tree branch falls onto a power line answer dramatic Annihilation come my child before the humans return every time I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff hey man real quick what the actual [ __ ] oh cool a sky demon awakens bread knife the French have grown more powerful the person who ran next to your car when you were a child shout out to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid my favorite Collective hallucination sun rays shine on warm breath of polar bear alternative caption fire breathing Polar Bear shows off his skills the real cause of global warming snorting coke was it really worth it after killing the two males she was paired with well not the crane fell in love with her zookeeper that is the face of a man worried he will be known next can we address the elephant in the room it's really rude to talk about women like that by the time I have kids they're literally going to be buying a fun fact that air is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh fun fact there were three chips in that bag three hey why does the Superman stunt double look more like Superman than anyone they've ever casted an entire brick wall smoothed out by the ocean domesticated Rock returns to the wild oh my God a moment of silence I'm not sure if we're mourning the sandwich or the computer both just drop the sun into my bath one reason why not to install a cat door in your bedroom there's a story behind this and I don't think I want to hear a do not open unless you plan to kill it best part is that it's even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out I think you need a nap Satan there's a lot of weird stuff on their side but have you ever seen a peeled lemon I feel like I'm not supposed to be looking at this hmm if Blaze bought Eminem's amusement park in Berlin left to Nature's devices it was left to Nature's devices because they only got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilograms of drugs inside it what the hell happened to that plane he got tickled on the back of his neck art made from paper creases and I can't even not mess up a single fold down the middle in-ground trampoline but if it breaks then you die it leads to her my dad has access to 3D printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you're trying to cover a tub with this bullet but we don't believe it for a second LOL I put plaster on my fingers what if that's what they did in Greece and Rome and all those statues are actually dead people covered in plaster which is what caused them to look so realistic why do Americans freak out over us Canadians having bagged milk who the hell bags milk who the hell brings guns into Walmart yeah that's fair all your files are exactly where you left them I mean I'm not calling you a liar windows but that sounds like something someone who's [ __ ] around with my files would say this is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time a friend and I were given five sheets of paper to support as much weight as possible this is the the result we had to stop stacking books because the ceiling got in the way what physics go home you're broken the level I'm very angry and very impressed why do so many people think spiders are evil and not to get you look at this nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its bird hashtags fought the Australian our parents moved out so now we have an empty room it shall be named the squid room our parents moved out I was going to make a list of people that annoy me but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead we do it again I blinked well how am I supposed to leave the house now you are it's a knife holder everyone's a knife holder if you try hard enough the Mediterranean Sea fits perfectly inside Australia Australia do that if this happened it would drown nearly five people don't even try to give me context for this I will hurt you the sunset was beautiful tonight is this what American sky looks like yes I was so productive in digital art class and made these dodo rip-offs enjoy Frank Frank man you're alive I just I saw this handbag man it looked just like you Enchanted River in the Philippi teens no one has ever reached its bottom the perfect place to hide a body how many bananas can you buy for five dollars I have no idea what to do with this information the most dangerous flightless bird in Australia is sitting under a beach umbrella stealing Graves I looked up eggs with likes and dime why are they in a cage otherwise they'll Escape Frozen jeans what even happened here this dude walked into a McDonald's with a case of beer in hand and yelled where the [ __ ] am I update the Stooges ordered a hundred chicken nuggets is randomly landed on our porch last night after a storm this is an omen fill this cat keeps returning to London Supermarket he's banned from fight the system Studies have found including eyes and signs or walls significantly deters nearby crime that would deter nearby anything so my friend made herself a 15-foot long cardboard Velociraptor with googly eyes horses can read human facial expressions and they don't always like what they see is this a threat I feel threatened horses are the silent judge in the trial of man a spy mission long lived the king your package has been delivered we'd never drive into your house unlike FedEx when you need fast delivery we come through every McDonald's in the US look how they Shine for you bought a labyrinth to The Knife Fight good luck stabbing me now [ __ ] the Chrome this is the most intense photo I've ever seen a group of people lined up on the side of a road damn I mean I guess so science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time shut the [ __ ] up thank you science side of Tumblr my cousin has an orange tree this one came out different kill it I don't think I've ever been so frustrated 2010 was a simpler time I can feel this image on my teeth and I am so angry I didn't think that until you said it now I'm mad at you blue screen of death system has encountered an error and needs to shut down your life me in 70 years how many Elmos Must Die 101 Elmo's how do I land this is still the funniest thing this is what a windmill on fire looks like holy [ __ ] is that thing creating a portal to hell wow what kind of chicken lays that egg I feel like this is a moment when a young mutants found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread my stepsister thought this apple was real she took a few bites before realizing it was fake a few bites I hear now you're just born out of nowhere and you're forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job but if I wanted to be a duck someone put a Mothman in their window now there's a crowd of people outside the Dome staring up at him and chanting Mothman I Love College Christmas lights under the snow no it's just hell having a party OMG that is so freaking cool someone from the science side of Tumblr needs to come along and tell me what's going on here the bubble is freezing you [ __ ] idiot thank you science side of Tumblr a baby elephant sat on my friend look at its dumb face I want twelve and someone please edit a horse to make it look less horrible a 20-day difference oh who would win all of Europe or a sick cat too soon there's been seven and a half centuries I thought he was doing a handstand on his cat the Raptors in Jurassic world during filming I was hoping it would be like this I just learned the f word it is [ __ ] a legend dear don't worry Bish my friend cracked an egg but the seal didn't break only the shell this is a picture that someone took who works in an oil rig in Texas he wanted to get get a shot of the lightning that was flashing by He was unaware of the tornado until the lightning illuminated it this pin will never know what a bagel tastes like go to sleep lava barbecue I want to do this apartment complex I actually find it quite sorry about all the Forbidden snack posts there's just a lot of things I really want to eat but I can't dibs very large grilled cheese in this pretty sure that's poison pretty sure that's organic tomato soup women accidentally joined search party looking for herself sounds like something I would do Pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these they really don't do things like this anymore and I'm mad about it my housemates are convinced our house is haunted I've lived over 274 years and not noticed anything strange guy orders custom 4.5 slipper company sends size 1450 instead that's the opposite of a problem a new bed guide the factory are you sure this isn't a mistake other worker why would it be a mistake if you need me I'll be in the bath watching lava on my television sorry this extremely hot water will have to do lion poor compared to a human hand what no they can't really be that big can they oh god it comes with two subwoofers I managed to suppress those memories this is one of the worst cases we've ever seen we assembled the best team of doctors from all around the world to hell I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me it's that time of the month did you crack 10 eggs on your bed for a post did you really count them for a comment this cat looks stoked as hell that's just butter in a hot dog bun I've done it I finally found the one picture that completely describes my entire life these little fruits are holding him down for him Jurassic Park 4 looks great so far my dad and I made this fish tank for my mom for Christmas a few years ago I can't believe your mum is a fair she's a leaf dog tooth my soul this is the highest level of wizard dream my mom texted me this morning let me know she and my dad have recently been adopted by over a protective owl the council has gathered robot Lobster why robster I'm on Photoshop an anime girl on me he's going to kiss you please delete this Hinata is married to Naruto and they have a happy family and I want no part in ruining them because nothing starts your day off right like Darth Vader crying heavily over your naked body a man holding his baby up to paintings and talking to him at an art gallery I just want to ask have I used this meme before I've been looking at it for two minutes now trying to spell necessary like that's more letters than necessary he was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie Eminem eating Eminem with other M M's what did I just read and that's how I got a concussion I thought it was a giant bottle falling over what is this it looks like a portal to another world it's a [ __ ] puddle please go outside kids work together to create Eternal recess my plan step one buy 15 identical cats step two invite someone over step three when they ask how many cats you have just say just one but he's really fast a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle what the [ __ ] is everyone talking about on this side African penguin the African penguin also known as the jackass penguin what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this researcher okay we're calling these African penguins because it lives in Africa penguin bites researcher researcher hey [ __ ] guess what new idea yo bro is it safe down there in the woods yeah man it's cool by Tom slavery I thought this was a joke but nope that's literally what the artist named this piece uh don't talk to me on my three screaming Sons ever again they are ready to be picked right hey guys I'm hungry should I order some wings here they come most of the lights are out in my kitchen but there's a spotlight on my fridge Be Our Guest if this kid comes back in like 20 years dressed as a massive buff Gyarados I'll eat my shirt the anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain uncontacted body type weirdly buff beluga whale you're snorkeling on vacation and this guy slaps your girl's ass what do you do attend to a funeral the children are fast but big bird is faster what happened in 1845 that's not the year that's his kill streak do we Panic now yes every time I go downstairs to the laundry room this pigeon tries to seduce me who said Ferrari's on family cars because air from the grill is diverted out those channels that baby would be launched out at sufficiently high speeds I think that friend which one is Out Of Tune it looks a little flat today's bird this Taiwan blue Magpie the dog all puppies aspire to be he did it he caught the tail his face just says what am I going to do with my life now think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn't really funny no need to imagine booby trap I swear I tried to scroll past this trees like this are just best to sit under and read books or Draw or just relax and be alone or you can climb it instead of in the foliage waiting for an unsuspected pedestrian to walk by so you can swing down on one of the routes with the Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from traffic cops two kinds of people I'm literally never going to get over the weird stuff that lives in the ocean like I understand there's a lot of featured evolved to detect light a Potential Threat but God bro did you really need to make your skull transparent I want to point out that those dots on the front of its face aren't its eyes the green orbs inside of his scholar I'll have a grief burger and cries and also two unhappy meals for the kids wow I've never seen a bird drink before that's a snake dogs are incredible and bullets going through Play-Doh blue doesn't even know what's coming I guess you could say blue doesn't have a clue Jesus polymer balls that are invisible in water imagine putting like 10 in someone's bath and they get in and just stop freaking out you're not thinking big enough make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide one in every swimming pool in America please calm down Satan poluto compared with Australia like to save the Australians subscribe to let them be crushed by poluto let us die no one understands me like the bees do son come home I am home I have been looking for this picture for so long my mum just told me I was going to hell for laughing at this my mic's broke not sure why but this is how my phone took a picture of lightning looks like it took half of this world and half of a Dark World half day okay thank for when you find that special someone an engagement an engagement whatever the [ __ ] it says Himalayan marmots come for their regular feed by a caring lady blessed image I think this is the only time Tumblr has been wholesome or something one of my favorite things about hiking is when I come across a strange structure deep in the woods and I'm left to wonder how why and one how demons why demon portal when 5 PM demon time too pure for this cruel world I'm laughing so hard at the Apple like it's just flying away my door handle is missing I'm having a crisis here where is my door handle seems like you can't handle the situation get out how reunited at last are you serious I put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this when's constant storm versus flooding in Ireland Island isn't [ __ ] around with the ceiling capabilities of their doors update smaller talented banana man zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree National Geographic photographers are metal as [ __ ] a leopard seal stalking penguins from beneath the ice my food's vision of me waiting outside the microwave had beds were on sale and they had a coupon so God's got a new bed it's very plush and he likes it a lot it is a weird looking dog but he's still cute someone just threw Gandalf in a suede chair or someone has the weirdest ass ever I wonder if there are sloths on other plan on it is is that your foot yes I wish I cried macaroni because I would get free macaroni and that would make me so happy that I would cry from happiness and make more macaroni are you okay yes that moment when you download Windows 10 on your Windows 98 computer this is literally inhumane the looks on their faces though it's like oh my God Charles Charles the human is waving wave back hurry he looks so fat moose leads police to weed growing operation snitch why were they even following a moose this is a doorknob so you can feel like breaking someone's wrist every time you enter a home I just want to put a hand in my nuts that isn't in my own there are apparently three types of people my mom said I can only have one glass of milk a day what the hell man why do you have a glass that big for milk ye old BeyBlade Let thou rip hmm don't say hmm you know exactly what's going on here took a selfie through a paper towel roll it turned out really creepy looking it's like an ungodly sun loving this concept naughty children all the tone for their sins in the bear Cube Piccolo wears boxes hiding the dicolo I'm sorry but it looks like this thing came to your house and the first thing you did after opening it was was pull his pants down head footer no way 16th century Goomba what do you mean this puppy isn't wearing socks you seem to have a Pokemon imagine waking up in the middle of the night to find some guy with suction cups on his hands and feet attached to your window and making faces at you while you sleep small Obama chases a much larger version of himself I guess you can say he was running for president literally [ __ ] off my guinea pig is walking the dog well someone's got to do it a Polish Bishop blessing I like the person hovering in the background carbonated milk you will die in five days I'm sorry I can't hear you over the increasingly loudest sounds of bubbling Milt inside my belly you will die in two days I'm not sure what to focus on her hair her clothes her shoes the fact that her hair kind of looks like the tree in the background how does she drive science I think my brain just exploded science side of Tumblr please explain air on bottom go whoosh Aaron top go whoosh our own front go whoosh little plane stay settled thanks still can't get over the fact that this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in Mill what what my friend from high school got engaged and her photo was amazing what kind of Next Level he set the bar too high that's it I can't propose anymore I'm gonna be single forever this baby I will hit our window gave us this look the whole time the alphabet has been saying hi to you all these years and I bet he didn't even say it back once you piece of [ __ ] why did you have to draw the O and the P to distract everyone from the W never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry honestly this is so much nicer than red this is Coca-Cola I can feel calm drinking no bright red screaming no anger no hatred just a nice blue sky this is a soda I can feel relaxed with your hellhound is so sad throw him the femur of a sinner already this is somehow legal while I can't get my windows tinted I love meringue cookies so much it's like eating drywall that loves you what is this and can I touch it it's molten glass you can touch it but only once massive dragon skull on UK Beach is actually a game of Thrones promotion you've got to admit that's a pretty good cover-up story to explain why there's a giant dragon skull on the beach choose your path how is this not illegal you skate and you die my cousin throck molten the skateboarder could shred that Thug Morton is doing great at maintaining work-life balance with his new office job we've done it we've located the coolest guy on the planet it's him my cousin The Rock Morton brings this to a friend who doesn't own a cat's house and sticks it under the door frame while they're in the bathroom normal bird hi you have been asked to stop man in a meat suit is attacking people who are eating meat Attack on Titan season 2 looks great Ohio will be eliminated oh okay kangaroo gets more bounce than he bargained for on a trampoline you're locked in a room with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe who are they kids playing with a water hose during Coast Guard demonstration these are officially the ugliest [ __ ] shoes I've ever seen in my life Do you want to build a pentagon no you can't do that players to tune Jasmine the word hot in hotel caught on fire there warned me not to try and bake all the cookie dougher ones that's the opposite of a problem mcbath was this really worth a joke it was a Mac it was already a joke there was a mustache on the floor at the movie theaters today this is the only picture I took at my sister's wedding he's too small he's just not big this post is very good I enjoyed this post very much what the hell how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn't even care mantises are the closest thing to Sentinels Senators I'm sorry back in prehistoric times it was just a free-for-all God was putting antlers on everything I made seven foot tall that thing with wings it was a mess look at this poor and practical bastard decided to burn some calories today I took his chair and he's been staring at me for more than 10 minutes wait which one on that day mankind received a grim reminder we lived in fear of the Titans and we were disgraced to live in these cages called walls Jesus Christ I opened the fridge to get something to eat and this thing was staring at me I was at McDonald's and this kid dropped his chocolate milk and began to cry and his dad got up and said this to some Instagram [ __ ] and started taking pictures and I can't breathe what a time to be alive I am the fries at the bottom of the McDonald's bag maybe you go on notice at first but someone's always thrilled to find you truly inspirational my favorite part of Halloween is finding the fake spider decorations all over the house afterwards and getting scared of them for a split second the only six-pack I need imagine stabbing someone with this knife why a 15 year olds so angry because the world is a bad place and 15 is around the age that people start to realize that actually this is very accurate why must we play God just order doordash for the first time and I'm nervous I don't think he's coming hey this is doordash I have been arrested can you contact support to let them know about the situation so they can assist you with another Dasher I tried taking picture on the Winnie the Pooh ride at Disney World and this is all I got this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in North America is bulletproof and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just look at his big old Paws in this video this is where he did it to them are you joking I used to live in a city away from [ __ ] him he could have done it to you I don't know about you but like this is [ __ ] gross it's Friday post horse mouth bird bro how do I remove this from my memory he's suffering how the hell did he take the first bite that's messed up that's real messed up that's some ice spider stuff and I do not approve that's the sickest thing ever can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm imagine having this though no wind no bugs no Critters you're in your own little bubble I legitimately need this in my life imagine forcing a cat in there with you there are two types of people what if you farted and you couldn't get out and you pretty much guessed yourself to death three three types of people he's now selling anti-pervert flamethrowers to women women respect her while some have small Flames others can reach up to 3 300 degrees an extend nearly 20 feet respect women or die I'm sobbing I was taking a photo of a toothbrush for school and it looks so sad on Halloween this guy dressed up as Aladdin and glued a carpet to his skateboard and made his way through the Halls like I can both hear this image and feel it hitting me in the face a few months ago I bought a balloon Waluigi I found him again today and I've never been so scared in my entire life Caucasian Shepherd can reach 200 pounds and are a popular breed in Russia to hunt bears good boy I won't trust anyone again no Skittles are stickier Eminems are harder Reese's a darker Thanks Candy side of Tumblr this pepper is way too small can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him because he's a little chilly eight rainbows wow leprechaun convention leprechaun man stabbed with Legend of Zelda master sword in serious condition that's how I want to go so I downloaded this app that tells me what phase the Moon is in and apparently it speaks in first person I just got a 105 minute ad on YouTube it's the entire Lego Movie what the hell I know who eats kiwi ice cream milk in a cookie cup backwards egg are you trying to tell me the center of an egg is a cookie cookie in a milk cup I don't understand this picture at all is nobody gonna talk about this painting I mean there's many just casually riding a bit never mind them I'm more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard beep beep what is that it's a lightning bug or whatever they light up what that's so cool how does he do that it's just a bug but it lights up it had never occurred to me that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous golly [ __ ] gosh what a nice day for surfing speechless when me buying the cakes anymore I'm sorry this is unbelievable do you think they [ __ ] Donuts to make the holes have you ever been so isolated and depressed that every consecutive moment felt heavier than the last as if gravity was increasing exponentially and you knew there would never be any release hello former professional Baker here the answer to both questions is yes guess what I'm hauling in my wagon a friend Twitter Facebook Tumblr Instagram and Linkedin it's not even okay how accurate this is he is turning the tiles Brown he needs to be contained SCP fools this was a white girl you can see the White markings on him he's been soaking up the brown and he's only got one square left I didn't finish his work his cat lives in our office and this is where they sleep have you considered only one cat's sleeps there and the rest are copycats this is so [ __ ] cringe oh my God I [ __ ] hate jokes like this [ __ ] I want to put spiders on their laps and see what happens why are people on this site so mean yeah I'm not reading all that if you want to I mean you can but I'm not one time the Penguins proposed to me and since I couldn't pick one of them they squished me to death my mom just sent me this picture of my dog I guess we got a lot of snow then wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass [ __ ] I thought this was the sky but it turns out A bird hit a window 25 years of ads peeled away a warning day 77 no one suspects a thing I was so focused on the one dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn't even realize I went camping but forgot to bring a shot glass that's the second worst reason anyone would carve a hole in a block of spam look at this cookie look at it I bought this cookie at my school's cafeteria it is the size of my face I bought it for two dollars Pixar mum every time I walk past my neighbor's letterbox a little part of my soul evaporates I was so curious what the other side of the Moon looked like so I Googled it and I'm so glad we got the side we did the moon's ass is ugly weird and with three cookies all to himself what a greedy little look at his strength so great so powerful I probably spend too much time in my computer chair 250 years from now someone will have this hanging up in their Rich ass Gallery collection and be like ah yes an artist's depiction of a lone runner in a field of sand with a full body mountain range in the distance because nobody will remember the context and all of us dead Millennial ghosts will be snickering in the afterlife I've become a breadcrumb dealer to four crows at my local Lake and they pay me with bits of everything shiny stuff fabric pens Etc but recently they paid me with 20 dollars they found somewhere so I decided to buy them some more expensive bread they loved it so they understand what to do give me dollar notes and they've probably racked up to 200 at this point is it morally wrong though I mean they're the ones who steal it from someone over half they just go to big pile laying around somewhere should I keep on doing this this sounds like the start to a Batman villain

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Published: Wed Mar 22 2023