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me and the girls logging into tumblr on the 17 real friendship is sending the link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time oh sweet sweet chocolates oh sweet sweet cocaine spongebob squarepants and American Horror Story coven parallels time to deck the halls' walks in barber say no more fan I was feeling really upset in my car before and decided to turn on the radio and when I did it was playing [ __ ] dispersity that's so sad universe played s4 sitter 99 luftballons is German desper sitter da sized so Traurig Alex er spilled 99 luftballons tumbler removed a 2-year old video of me pretending a hot dog was my tag and then proceeding to stick it in a rat trap when you're fat character does something bad you're still my son and I love you that I can't begin to tell you how disappointed in you I am Johnny Johnny yes Papa takes place during the spanish-american war I'll kill them I swear to God I will I will kill them me and all the girls who wouldn't dance with Justin at the snowball and made him cry Oh for [ __ ] sake okay Magic's their slogan is stronger than grease and I was like okay air makes sense for a dish soap wait a jaques was a Greek soldier renowned for his strength magic sister than all of Greece someone who worked at Magic has literally waited 66 years for you to get this nothing will [ __ ] you up as much as the realisation that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order bollocks is such a funny word to me like what is a bilac testicle it's literally a testicle are you telling me that bollocks is literally just the English way of cursing balls are you telling me that people didn't know that I just realized tatter tots is short for potato toddlers and I don't know how I feel about that if you ever feelin down just remember you're 50% mermaid you are also 50% banana why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can't even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there why are you measuring in calculators don't tell me how to live my life Americans name every Canadian province pokey Quebec totora Alaska syrup Trebek sorry Degrassi moose every book you've ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters spoons are just little bowls on sticks what have you done imagine if all the spiders in the world became tiny horses what if every time you squish something it went no very softly my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn't treat her like this so like do caterpillars know that they're gonna be butterflies or do they just build the cocoon and be like WTF am i doing [Applause] wonder what happened to the dinosaurs this is a baby blue heron this baby blue heron killed the dinosaurs do she got djibouti I just spit all over my screen damn I wanna see the next guy over drink up my sweet boy John Cena's cowboy shadow outlaw Cena here's Yuma kiddies [ __ ] old macdonald had enough kill yourself kill me yourself you [ __ ] [ __ ] what did Dennis do the CEO of Dennis followed me into a public toilet and shot me with a bow and arrow when I was at my most vulnerable horror movie ads on YouTube that you can't skip finishes eating a half-pound burger wow that was truly the Minecraft of six I've been trying to read this for an hour with no luck I walk a lonely road the only one that I have ever known because everyone else fell the [ __ ] off after 17 years of owning and we only found out he drinks from our cups when we leave the room a few days ago I'm 5 and I can and will bench your family should I be afraid yes absolutely the thicker your thighs are the more kittens can lay on your lap this is a body positivity post I've been waiting for slaps files these bad boys can hold up to 20 kittens I want a video of all the tries it took to make this I want a video of the second right after this shot was taken when you and your friends all hate the same things an officious cat wants to hear something behind the door let him in OTP look at this fossil being a macro organism is so stressful I want to know what my cells are doing I don't like how I'm supervised they are I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like me turn angry egg trying to live an honest life the capybara was the world's largest rodent until I was born when your trina-- cheat on a test but the teacher looks over so you gotta pretend you're deep in thought I don't know [ __ ] I don't get stuff and I don't understand things you ever want to bond with someone so bad you wish you were partners in a heist film some of you just need to build a dirt house on minecraft and wait out the night in there do you ever just think back on old conversations with people and think Oh foreshadowing that was real life for shadowing I'm really not unapproachable at all but I do appreciate giving off the vibe because it protects me what the hell is say too many words reading any text with more than one sentence there actually is a plot to Minecraft it's called cubes and you [ __ ] mind room idiot God put me on this world and said let this dumbass row we are all God's Roomba Saudis let loose remember when Lindsay Lohan won that card game with Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan had to skinny dip in the lake but Lyn sail off and stole her clothes and Lindsay Lohan was so pissed is there anything better than free slurpie Day access to basic health care there are only two moves I want kiss I want to date actually there is one more I want to eat this fresh-baked bread this rhymes next time my teacher makes us read a poem this will be it when I was little I would use a big stick to smack leaves off of trees and yell quit hitting yourself sigh now I pay bills and stuff this sounds like a weird first draft of lyrics for stressed out blue flower red thorns this would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind one of the best scenes from that film oh no what is this facts murder me in an overgrown greenhouse of an old estate during a thunderstorm or don't waste my [ __ ] time constructing intricate rituals which allow them to touch the skin of other man man sports he fights not because he wants to but because he must one time I forgot the word nodded i literally said shakes head in agreeing manner I'll never forget this unearthly paradox today's eldritch horror of the days you shut up me very nice insists in your hands are as steady as a great oak I love the positive you tube surgery video community I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found I'm using Internet Explorer I hope this posts quickly Happy New Year 2011 the longer this goes on for the funnier it gets fitbit's are just like Tamagotchis except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive as yourself oh god damn it sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to [ __ ] my way through most things not to be epic but I'm going to kill you with a rock Kane said this to Abel God said this to the dinosaurs I love locking my door like you're not coming in LMFAO this post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this it's 2:30 a.m. and I'm in the men's bathroom and someone was in another stall and I started blaring the Thomas the Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear how do you know it was fear and not arousal I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created 2019 is a year we [ __ ] kick [ __ ] giggles cutely I'm going to snap chuckles you're in danger wish I could go outside without putting shoes on you can my feet sensitive it's cold sauce socks get dirty put on shoes there wish I could go outside without putting shoes on I must grow stronger baby looks just above my head me what is it child what invisible Horace do you see with your baby eyes do you ever cycle through the same four apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo some of you have never been chased by merciless farm animal as a child and it shows slugs will never know the joy of eating a nice and salty french fry replace every vowel in your URL window or even just your name my roommate is named Jonas sir her name as do but noob and she's on the floor laughing [Music] cow belly let's go babe the monetization is drunk going to to stop a migration of top innovation and content creation and another as it rises all these states have got inspiration to drop a new cake on top of your faces amok in the face of the clock is still raising this impatient one stories later not just escape news robbed like to paint you to be praying thought you would make it install the cream so who want to get paid for their wholesome creation so take the advice of a God in the bank oh my god - says calvetti TV gets more traffic than a metropolis yes [ __ ] that

Channel: Cowbelly Studios

Views: 237,821

Rating: 4.954474 out of 5

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Id: HMj5WnnXAQM

Length: 10min 35sec (635 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 06 2019