Tucker takes aim at 'woke' CIA recruitment ad

good evening and welcome to tucker carlson center are you staying cheerful we hope so if you've been on the internet this week you've probably seen the video we're about to show you if you haven't seen it there's really nothing we can do to prepare you for the experience of seeing it except to tell you two things about it first it's entirely genuine this is not a hoax it's not a deep fake it's not the work of some demented comedic genius who set up a parody account on twitter no this video is real the second thing to know about the video is that it's from the cia and that's not the culinary institute of america the people who teach baking and sushi preparation no it's not it's the central intelligence agency the guys who do water boarding and subvert foreign elections the cia is the most heavily armed and supposedly the most sophisticated intelligence gathering operation on the planet and yet somehow they produce this and then put it on social media i am a cisgender millennial who's been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder i am intersectional but my existence is not a box checking exercise i am a walking declaration a woman whose inflection does not rise at the end of her sentences suggesting that a question has been asked i did not sneak into cia my employment was not and is not the result of a fluke or slipped through the cracks i used to struggle with imposter syndrome but at 36 i refuse to internalize misguided patriarchal ideas of what a woman can or should be i am tired of feeling like i'm supposed to apologize for the space i occupy rather than intoxicate people with my effort my brilliance i am proud of me full stop wait you're intersectional so am i what year were you just kidding she didn't say that she said i'm a woman of color i'm a mom i'm a cisgender millennial who's been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder and then she told us hilariously this spunky new cia lady she told us that she is intersectional but laughter here and we're quoting my existence is not a box checking exercise well of course it isn't box checking come on just a cisgender latina millennial mom of color with a certified emotional disability not a hint of box checking there in fact that sounds like pure meritocracy if by meritocracy you mean a system in which narcissism is the highest achievement at joe biden's cia the spies talk mostly about themselves you can just imagine what the job interviews must be like tell us about yourself and please don't ever stop so you can change a diaper with one hand and console a crying toddler with the other plus you're emotionally unstable perfect you're just the person we've been looking for to foil the next 911 plot let's get you to the farm for some weapons training that's your cia at work now not everyone has embraced these new hiring standards the cia used to be out mission to country wrote former cio officer brian dean wright in an observation that was widely shared by many of his former colleagues now it's about demanding and getting accommodation to fix an emotional wound or advance or personal agenda america is less safe with this new cia and dangerously more political that's what brian dean wright wrote now wright is a sincere and patriotic person we know he's a frequent guest on the show so we do not contradict brian dean wright lightly but is it possible that wright is taking this video too literally could he be missing the point of it what if the cia's latest description of itself is not what it appears to be this is an intel agency after all these are spooks their world is a hall of mirrors so to you and me and brian dean right that video may come off as the babylon b version of identity politics going wild but maybe that's the point of it maybe that's what they want you to think maybe there's something more going on here now for months now the bidet administration has told us that a group called white supremacists are america's most dangerous enemy white supremacists don't live in the middle east their caliphate is right here in america in nebraska and western maryland and believe it or not even the suburbs outside minneapolis who saw that coming how can you tell a white supremacist how do you know when you're in the presence of one it's simple anyone who objects to being called a racist without evidence must be a white supremacist that's the working definition of it beyond that no one has defined the term people in washington just repeat the line again and again and again in the apparent belief that frequent repetition makes it scarier and apparently it does former cia director john brennan seems genuinely alarmed no looking forward that the members of the the biden team who have been nominated or have been appointed are now moving in laser-like fashion to try to uncover as much they can about what looks very similar to insurgency movements that we've seen overseas where they germinate in different parts of the country and they gain strength and it brings together an unholy alliance frequently of religious religious extremists authoritarians fascists bigots racists nativists even libertarians that's quite a list religious extremists authoritarians fascists bigots racist nativists even libertarians yes says john brennan with a visible quiver in his face even libertarians even the guys at the cato institution that's how deep this white supremacist threat is you may be surprised to hear that you imagined in your naivete that professional libertarians were merely ridiculous with their stupid little theories that no one's ever tried because they're so absurd they would evaporate like steam if they ever made it beyond the walls of whatever coke-funded think tank they live in though of course they never will but it's much worse than that the cato guys are dangerous john brennan says just like their diabolical friends at aei they're the new al qaeda lock them up throw them in prison with those diabetic retirees from central florida who've been rotting in solitary since they dared to trespass at the capitol on january 6th lock them away from now on if they want to communicate with roger stone they'll help have to use tap code if we need more cells to hold them there is a budget for that prison reform does not apply to white supremacists that's what john brennan has told us that's what they're all telling us they repeat it daily the question is does anyone with an iq over 80 actually believe a word of this does anyone in power really think something called white supremacy is the single greatest threat america faces no of course not no one thinks that susan rice knows it isn't true so does barack obama so do all of the other architects of this particular lie they made it up in the first place so of course they know precisely how false it really is they may be liars but they're not delusional in real life they understand perfectly well what actually threatens america they've seen it up close it's the culture that produced them it's the decadent rich people from their class at harvard it's the gender studies department at cornell it's the cat cafes in austin and asheville it's the monday editorial meetings at the atlantic magazine where david frum is treated like an important intellectual rather than some dopey middle-aged canadian twitter celebrity whose life goal is to force america into yet another unwinnable pointless war those are the people who actually detest the country they're the ones who are working through the night to destroy it they're the people who are committed to and in the process of excusing violence so if you wanted to save america these are the people you'd be worried about they make the iranian nuclear program look like nothing so maybe the cia actually does know this maybe they really have figured it out maybe the intersectional lady with the emotional problems is in fact a deep cover operative think about that it makes sense actually when defeating isis was the goal we recruited arabic speakers why wouldn't we now that our own professional class is obviously the real threat we need people who can blend in at mckinsey in the middle east and here we need agents who understand the enemy who speak his language who understand his customs who can break bread with tribal leaders in a yurt in the mountains or for that matter in napa or on the quad for a mission like that we are going to need a brand new kind of spy the old kind will not do yeah good luck pal good luck on the brown campus yes those were cigarettes without filters but not the right kind that guy was smoking testosterone enhancing tobacco i think the enemy wouldn't notice that he would have been arrested at the door on a hormone violation game over cover blown they do to him what the soviets did to gary powers get ready for a show trial but this progressive new cia agent by contrast would never be discovered they wouldn't suspect her for a moment because she's just like them they're unhappy she's unhappy they've got diagnosed emotional disorders so does she they can talk about themselves for eight hours at a time she can too talk about deep cover this woman is a natural mole the kim philby of wokeness the bite administration appears to be training a lot of spies like this they know that this is a war that will not be won in a day existential struggles never are so they're marshaling all the forces of government from dhs to the president's own personal flag even the interior department has a role to play watch these ladies try out their social justice disguises my name is laura daniel davis and i recognize that i live and work within the ancestral lands of the anacostians in the anacostia and potomac river watersheds i acknowledge the place-based knowledge of these peoples and i'm grateful for their ancestral and current stewardship of these lands my pronouns are she her my pronouns are she and her and i recognize that i live and work within the ancestral lands of the cheyenne and you people my name is amanda lefton my pronouns are she her and i am the director of the bureau of ocean energy management i recognize that i live and work within the ancestral lands of the hodenshone and mohican peoples i want to give thanks to anacostians i acknowledge the plant-based knowledge of these people and i'm grateful for their ancestral and current stewardship of these lands my pronouns are she and her now you listen to that from an employee at the interior department and you think to yourself that can't be real and let's hope you're right let's hope it's a ruse journalist hey sean hannity here hey click here to subscribe to fox news youtube page and catch our hottest interviews and most compelling analysis you will not get it anywhere else

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Id: vrUSBAzQMD0

Length: 10min 49sec (649 seconds)

Published: Wed May 05 2021