Trying to Watch: The Amazing Bulk

hello Malcolm's trying what trying to watch the amazing bulk I'm here Reuben from JA media who is I can tell from the look on his face is extremely [ __ ] hyped to sit here for an hour and 15 minutes and absorb the bulk you ready mm-hmm you ready you sound enthused you know I'm going to [ __ ] despise this movie why because it says on the box this is the room of superior movies it's meant to be awful more like they're trying to sell it is that and they're proud of that they put it they put that on the box I just hate how it's like let's rip off everything we do they're so ripoff of the Hulk this is a ripoff for 20th Century Fox make your presentation it's like the whole films on a [ __ ] green screen or something this is really obnoxious no pissing me off just ki start maybe once a viable come so is it it's supposed to be like a satire or comedy or something you want more of it you're gonna find another one Oh daddy Derek directed this one I love that comic sans Scott graphics are about as good as Enter the Matrix for the gamecube alright you've established it it's not establishing ah dude oh [ __ ] wow I hate this movie Urban that blood stain on the wall yes it's gray yeah the gray ship Mike come on movin you know this is an hour and 15 minutes long guys like I feel like I'm supposed to be laughing right now Reuben what the [ __ ] of we what what the [ __ ] was the point of any of that I don't know how much more I can do over the years Alex they get if they have gotten worse every time this is really awful well you know at least none of them have been two hours long yet that's something usually they're so short because it can barely be classes movies to start paying me more for these yeah this is what I'm talking about it says on the back one of the most talked-about cult superhero movie mach busters ever made that's terrible okay so basically what they did is they made this intentionally [ __ ] awful movie and they're trying to sell it as a Mach Buster as if it's like making fun of um superhero genre or whatever I bet we're gonna [ __ ] all up and then revealed and I'm doing stores close at least that's like a transition it was a don't suppose it drove away heck like enter the scene oh is this like plug-in effects the movie I think so it'll look like default sort of things in some really bad software you can just drag in just like some stock footage all of it oh my god 2013 this came out Rubin 2013 mm-hmm I hate every single person who was a part of it if he says that clipart car only cause it's such as never like it goes beyond the like irony yeah to the point where cool cat in the room of funny because they're unintentionally bad mmm this seems like just like just got his middle finger plate [ __ ] you whatever is [ __ ] happen it yeah Jesus Christ what it getting that guy's directed it probably uh I [ __ ] I just want to quit I want to quit there's like no attempt to make any of the scene transitions even like act like they're in the same location geographically like where the [ __ ] are they now they're just in this like plinth thing in the backgrounds totally different approval of marriage certainly were understood but they didn't even try with the rat it's in front of everything mm-hmm he literally dragged it on top so much silage is loads of stock footage and stuff other sciencing Alex why was there a library in the background like just like a zoom in of a light little science is going on right now dude what the [ __ ] it's like more energy to make something this purposefully bad though hmm then just actually trying nice freeze frame look just like [ __ ] off with that [ __ ] you it's not funny it's nothing they draw attention to it again that's not a water looks what I didn't that's not our marriage works is Ruben I thought you asked the woman well in in some some people think that they have to ask the Father for the permission it seems rather um well like it's not about what the parents want me well though there's that but then it's oh there's also that thing of like that that the father doesn't [ __ ] own them yeah I'm all empty that you know yeah I hate this movie urban I really [ __ ] hate this movie [ __ ] dreadful I knew I knew it I could I'd I didn't want to be unfair but when you say this is the room of superhero movies as if that's you know a selling factor I hope you like enormous naked purple monsters okay Henry Howard is an ambitious young scientist who takes an experimental serum for building muscle mass and is transformed into the bulk by do I hate dusk dust I don't want it building up in my home build up and before you know it you've got an army of dust bunnies plotting to take over beautiful flowers what the [ __ ] was garden it's not even it's not like Birdemic an army of dust bunnies ready to take over where did you get those from our garden I'm just gonna say every line back-to-back without even putting a pause between it because how are you gonna marry my daughter you [ __ ] schmuck you can't even get an experiment right I'm gonna go he's little later on I'm a military man yeah he's the met he's the difficult to talk to military man you know it's the exact same dynamic dynamic is Bruce Banner and whatever the hell the girl and that's called oh my God look at that stock footage of the wine cellar what the [ __ ] I'm pretending to walk on the spot daddy how could you do that you own me what the hell what is the Halloween revue oh so now I'm so angry and pissed off at the moment the [ __ ] what is this do you remember that usually that was going round of like the best chase scene in history yeah that's from this yeah that is in this movie yes and now that video is unfunny to me because I know the context now this might actually be the worst like most cynical terrible movie I've seen from this series so far mm-hmm I hate the Garbage Pail Kids movie ISM is currently the worst as of making this what the [ __ ] I like that's a movie though like that was made as a movie this is me this is like such a [ __ ] movie and why have they got like see they have shields and Spears and stuff because it's like because they're like we have this castle plug in yes dress up as Knights it was like well that's like the only props they have but I mean if they if they were guards they'd have guns what's up did you see his like axes holding oh I know why they're holding those weapons Alex because it had such a gelatin yeah so they went and found that that's so awful got something big and hard just thinking about it I hate this move you ever come up why the [ __ ] is that there Reuben why is that there KITT it was I seeing thing was that in the background though it's like Mozart and it's like a weird Mozart um clipart thing why was there a monkey with a rocket Reuben why why stock footage of someone pressing a button [ __ ] off you know this reminds me of Reuben he reminds me of in the prequels where like they were flaunting the fact that every scene is so dense there's so much going on there just like CG everywhere yeah it's just like come on Institute of Germans yeah like this that that Mozart like clip art in the background it's like as if that adds anything to it it's just like another thing for your eyes to look at like fur adds nothing in fact it's just really weird because it's like a really cartoony stylized thing dude I hate this movie there's the monkey again the [ __ ] is happening like I just run out of things to say what is the point of the scene know what who are these people is like a German villain that nothing's [ __ ] me off they're establishing who they are Alex so nobody you can establish what are they saying they just you just fired a rocket I didn't get the point of any of this what does this have to do with the bulk though there are so many American ones now because it's just like think of all the Americans are watching this so they yeah what's happening Oh Stonehenge Stonehenge has a big fence around it you ever been there sort of yeah yeah it's really like tourists you know it's pretty dull yeah I don't care for there's more stock footage it's just stock footage and clipart plugins the movie usually I'll go through like what happens in the movie and like pick apart inconsistencies and stuff but like so far the whole film has been written to be inconsistent using the word written is unfair yeah so far the whole film has just been sort of shambolic Lee puts it like you know the way we made the Halloween video yeah it feels like it was that but like [ __ ] like that's that's my angle it guessable sometimes it tickles me a bit though what they use in the background wow they really look like they're being thrown around by physics oh god that's embarrassing so the way they he or she whoever wrote this movie was they looked at this software presumably that has all these like stock animations in it and they're like okay we'll have a rollercoaster scene we'll have a this is going on for a very long time with a [ __ ] are they that would be that long now a train okay sometimes it's kind of funny so that's the villain I'm gonna be pissed off that's him where does he drive that if I thought it was like a poor scientist yeah oh dude you know what that this is because they have the stop footage like pre-made thing but they didn't have a car so he like drew it in paint that's why it looks my worst I'm so [ __ ] I look at it that looks like a clipart thing there I'll call you tomorrow all right I use the fat like that fountain again you [ __ ] seriously using this is clearly a 2001 fan as a director it was a big inspiration to him so it's cliche thing at this point is it what is up with that because he didn't have any footage of him actually firing guns we had to like plug one in that was a completely different gun yeah cuz it was the only one he had was a revolver thing he's got a cool tribal tattoo look at his calyx look at his tribal to gets here dude [ __ ] sweet tats bro he keeps doing this face that some exactly like water whites weird like the kind of it looks more like him you know and dumb and Dumberer the one who's not Jim Carrey yeah oh yeah he does that face a lot are they gonna die immediately no he's gonna run away the big fat thing Wow again a completely different background that was from an airport I'm pretty sure oh now shipping containers whatever we can find oh phone box yeah those are plentiful and [ __ ] US on me what's with these cars weirdly placed in alleyways she's still there with the other guys somewhere else no you can tell what skin it was gonna be interacted with because it's like crudely placed in the way in the way that he's running she wasn't even shooting out it's just what the [ __ ] it's just like completely random a car hit her and kill her hahaha yes that's what I wanted to stay shiny car it was like the same size as her foxy aiming the camera please the helicopter has dude that was a guy as a guy that was like a bald guy that had been painted purple yeah do you think that was the guy who plays the German villain probably yeah why did he just destroyed that helicopter I slightly completely different size as well mm-hmm I hate this movie I despise this movie losing my least favorite scenes definitely like I don't get what is relevant at all mm-hmm how is he doing this another how does even afford it yeah like he blew up like every monument on the planet no one cares no gives a [ __ ] how he's gonna blow up the moon and completely ruin like everything that goes on on earth it's just was this cuz like they made the movie with all the bulk stuff they figured [ __ ] it's only like 40 minutes we need to put something else in here so it's a full full feature how about villanies blown up the worlds and we got a bunch of stock footage of rockets taking off that'll do ya yeah we also have a monkey and with a rocket and and Mozart a nice shot that they didn't film have any involvement with that's CG what why is this happening if what was blowing up the moon is just a random stock footage that late you're supposed to be switched off completely at this point you just sort of like watching the colors and movement you just you just revert is reversing the footage because the planet keeps changing rotation but is that supposed to be like a sex thing supposed to like funny was it to add like 10 seconds extra I don't get what again 'la again it's just repeating it does he think he's funny this guy cuz well the director definitely edited himself oh yeah always like there then that's the kind of thing I would do if I was stuck editing this they're just like random a have things just go backwards and forwards loads mm-hmm for no reason and again there it is but what does it mean why is this hot what the [ __ ] kind of purposes this have doing it again is it is it supposed to be a sex thing as it likes with you funny I really have no idea like what he's trying to say with this like it hasn't it don't even put how much fall into it's not trying to say anything [ __ ] prefer but like I'm alone I mean I'm like even the most basic trying to say anything there's nothing Heather but then what was the thought process behind just making this random piece of stock footage like it's not even stock footage really it's just like pre-made minigames [ __ ] yeah um what was he chopped what was the poor like what the [ __ ] the point of any of this he said he wanted to blow up the moon okay so what's the name they made the sex jokes earlier right yes then what it no but it was well be that the like that's the only thing the only thing I could take away from that wait is that one of those hope gloves painted purple paper painted purple yeah [ __ ] me i some monkey again Ruben the monkeys back a rocket that would that never been established before landed on the moon and then the hatch opened and a monkey came out no but not this rocket it was a completely different rocket it was that PNG I thought that was the same no but that was just loads of dumb [ __ ] why is there a leprechaun there rude why is it why was a leper corn there the answer number like there's no restraint it's just like you didn't even try covering it you just had this maybe that was the only one of a forest he could find and it just happens I have a leprechaun on it look it's the one wearing like them the gladiator masks haha they just got a picture in is like a dot a guy either yeah just normal no man the sweet old man just and he makes him so mad no it's definitely definitely not you then she just touched his [ __ ] there was nothing there there be like showed her and what is this what the [ __ ] what was that come on why did he show that what was that like like a goblin there's a good Goblin and it's lighting the way for his Indiana Jones warehouse that he has no but why no Alex if I can question it here's here it is honestly this is the part is looking forward to least mm-hmm wow that transition like effect thing just uses this like really cliche music as well now as when I discuss our control what why is they like a Robin Hood there because it just went all out in there this is the [ __ ] you moment of this movie this is just a [ __ ] Hugh moment this is what makes it all worth it like it's not even like funny I'm laughing out of late just how insulting like well like I'm laughing because I know the film's nearly over and that makes me happy what's with these like well what's you planes well come on dude is it because you got bored of editing it and then was like okay we've got to have some kind of ending here got to get it over an hour we got loads of stock footage we'll plug in like animate what the [ __ ] Red Baron it's the Red Baron oh it's a girl playing football yeah but as a pirate there can be an alien next no it's a man as a boy man thing playing football 2013 Euro Truck Simulator what you know everything before this seems like restraint restrained compared to this [ __ ] Zeus just threw a [ __ ] lightning ball and Rowdies I [ __ ] hate this movie I think it might be the worst it has nothing of Merit nothing where's I just want to get to the bit where the what what was that lizard in the desert all about and then suddenly a submarine I just want to get to the bit where the bomb like drops on him and yeah do you see even crudely disappear yeah oh my god I hate this movie Rueben I despise it it's so terrible they just they you already showed this one we've already shown it huh come what I like that one that's my face john marston yeah I [ __ ] hate this movie so much you know there's someone on Twitter he's been like sending messages under the name the amazing bulk whatever just review the amazing bulk now there's the bomb this this is though the worst one I've had to watch yeah easily have I watched all of them it's like for the Simpson the first one have I watched all the ones after that since the first time I did one yes this is the last one easily cuz you know what cool cat is more of a movie than this is but at least cool cat like had innocent intentions and an idea behind it instead of let's just drop a bunch of crude animations on the screen you really need [ __ ] you [ __ ] I wish I was Alex I wish I was [ __ ] but here I am watching this well that's the worst thing I've ever [ __ ] seen in my entire life I really really really [ __ ] ah I really hate that oh my god you've no idea how glad I am it's over I really really hate that I'm so late lost right now [ __ ] you nothing funny about that ah they'd loads of actors in it too and there are too many similarities to the day Derek thing how did this film even exist problem is now anyone can make movies so we get [ __ ] like this you know I kind of want to see this one I thought it was going to be like yeah I was like ha okay finally just something something so bad that it's gonna be funny good house amazing bulk [ __ ] everyone involved [ __ ] the movie worst I've ever seen thanks for watching I hope you found it more enjoyable than we [ __ ] did make sure to follow me on Twitter yeah I'll put in the description yeah make sure to watch our media good boy you

Channel: I Hate Everything

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Length: 24min 18sec (1458 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 19 2016

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They used stock footage of someone pressing the number 2 on a keyboard. My god.