This is the fourth hole Takin' a nap, Kole? *Laughing* Look where it got stuck! -Pay attention, don't hit me. *Laughs* Zoom in on this, come here. You have to look through this center hole. Pay attention, dont hit me! *Cameraman laughs* *Disco Music Plays* *Music stops* Thank you. Perfect. Could you act like you're texting on it now? Um, maybe put it to your ear and... and like point to the side? Yeah, there you go. Perfect! And laugh, like laugh back. -Ok, wait, do I still point? -Nope, on your hips is fine. -Ok. Beautiful, thank you so much. -Huh? No, you did great. -Ok. *Disco Music Resumes* -What were you not doing Chris? - I was not peeing. (Yeets ball) -Oh heck yeah. -Nice! -You made it! -Nothin' nothing but wet. *Laughs* -Nothin' but wet. *Cheers* *Flushes* I can't believe you actually made it, right? -I don't know, it's just practice dude. (omg) -Bam! -Is it in? -Yeah hole in one. -First time? *Laughing* -Yeah. -Dang dude! -and in the cave of wonders! We were looking for people, for a video, for reactions,- and Cole was "oh theres Pavillion over there" and I said "oh wow there's a pavilion people over there." - (In kid voice) Woah thats a lot of people. A Pavillion? Oh my god *Laughs* -That guy's got a lot of money. I think he's a "bavillonaire" -*Laughs*, a "pavillonaire". Here's like, a pavilion dollers. *Laughs* -Look how cute he is! He is so cute. That other dog is driving! I'll have americano with the bone, please. -That's a long line for a drive-thru. More like a park-thru. We're just gonna have to not strap him in. -(kid voice) Can I see? (kid voice) I want to see. -This is how you change a diaper. -(Kid voice) Can I see? I wanna see -So we've got to take the diaper off, then get a new one, -*Laughs* Good as new. Baby is getting too big for sink baths anymore. -I'm just catching my frosted flakes. Chris, let me see it. I don't want it, Just let me see it! Just show me the ball! -Tom Hanks! -Dr. Phill! -Hitler! *Laughs* *Laughs harder* Dude that's impossible! This is a cannonball, and Chris is gonna make it into the cannon up there. Aw, thats was a ba- *Laughs* -Ok, I'll try to make my cannonball. -Fire in the hole!
*has vietnam flashbacks (jk)* -(In silly voice) Guys, did you see this stalactites? They're really strong -(In silly voice) Duuude! This one's a stalagmite, and the stalactite connected! -(Normal Voice) Did you try it? -No I'd instantly fail. -You'd fail? You just go "uh-heel-uh" *all make Goofy the dog sounds* -*Laughs* Yeah, that's good. -Now you try, over here. (Kids continue making noises) -*Laughs* -No! that was good dude! Are you guys youtubers? -No -You're not? -He used to be, one. -You used to be a youtuber? -Yeah -Yeah, we all got to retire one day. -What are the options?
-(I have no idea what she's saying) -And cucumber salad, thats what I'm getting. -I don't have my makeup on either don't worry. I'm right there with you. *Laughs* -Take that makeup off, put something more appropriate on. -Ill just have the metaterrian salad, and uh...
*leans closer* -Actually, I would do the (thing she said) *laughs* -We're here at Gamestop, We're gonna see what we can get for these games. We got got college jury duty, modern inconvenience. -Thats my favorite -Grand theft otter. -Sonic the restaurant. -Need for speed, meth addict. -Big chungus -All them have the CD in it, too. *Laughing* -This is an actual the real game, to get them to believe it at first, and we slip these in. Maybe they wont notice. -If you want to see the front and back covers and read them, go check it out on my Instagram. -How's it going man. See what I can get for these games. -I could freaking hear you laughting, and I was like "shut up dude!" It was hard for me not to laugh!
-Really? -Yeah, dude -I said something, and when I said it like I wanted to laugh really hard, and then I heard you laugh, -I was like, okay, like he's laughing for me. I don't have to to to that. *Laughs* -She's like "Meth Addict?!?" *Both laugh* -That was histerical! -"Big chungus!?!?" *Both laugh harder* -Obviously, I wouldn't have actually accepted any cash for the game, If for some reason it got that far just figure this is a little necessary note to throw in here. -Peace -Thank you! -You're welcome. -I Got you all drinks. Now you must play. No they're not for drinking dude! -Oh, come on baby, come on baby, come on, baby -Two! *Laughs* -(In silly voice) Wow! Everything is tiny. I am big. *Laughing* -My dad, whenever Waitresses would come up and ask us "how was your food" And he'd say "Aw it sucks" And she'd say "Oh yeah, but you ate it." And he'd say "Yeah, but it sucked." *All Laughing* -He was like" I was hungry, I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna pay for it because I ate it", you know -Even if they didn't ask he would still tell them it was good, but he would only say it sucked if they asked. *Laughs* -And it genuinely sucked. -Your dad eats trees, in the woods
-Yeah
*Laughs* -But the food sucked.
-Yeah Yeah, put right over top of me. -Ow! (RIP)
-*Laughs* -Does it hurt?
-Yeah! -This is Chris -If you never did leg day. You have big quads. It wasn't a compliment. It looks weird *Laughs* -I think that big quads look stupid. -The clothes Chris was wearing and the skating thing, He looked like he looks like Aquaman and on top of that. He drinks like so much freaking water That's why we're just gonna gonna call him Aquaman from now on. Like, every time we say it, you get really mad at us. -It's Aquamaam! -(louder) It's Aquamaam! -I'll show you, man. (Have a nice day! :D -Shark_Burritos)
*employees have a sense of humor