TRY NOT TO SAY HOL' UP 68

this is prince harry his mom diana's driving instructor in the uk you can get a signed birthday card from the queen on your 100th birthday and when you turn 13 you get a text from prince andrew so today i met his father and his father is my gynecologist dad sees her ace hull getting more and more dilated as the months go by sheds tear that's my boy i drove by my son's school and was on my way to work and realized i never dropped his ace off and he ain't say shut [Music] what my mom thinks dog dealers look like what i actually look like prayers for the teenage boy who just dropped his phone on the new york subway and watched it skid the length of the packed car face up with the pronoun he'd been looking at clearly on display street fights anyone can learn this i once saw two guys beating up an old lady and using my experience i thought that i should jump in using my experience from the video the old lady had no chance against the three of us you snack i prefer positive feedback oh sorry you are very good at snacking what is that one thing you did as a child that still gets brought up to this day when i was a wee lad my family and i were at a restaurant we were waiting an unusually long amount of time for a server i stood on my chair slammed my first into the table and exclaimed they are not helping us because we are black we are not i'm a bus driver if i'm having a bad day at work i'll look in the mirror while driving and mutter to myself you're all cucumbers aren't you and then tap the brakes twice so they will not why did you have slicks with her what was i supposed to do run away no you were supposed to do an autopsy never in my life heard a story about a hamster dying peacefully it's always some crazy shot my sister ate mine i read a tick tock comment where their mom thought her hamster had a tick so she tried pulling it off apparently her hamster was a guy so she just ripped wassup did you nut in me know why okay and nothing just asked you pregnant yeah but if you said you didn't do it then i know who did it woman kills her husband because she found pictures with another woman and it turned out to be her when she was skinny [Music] a guy tweeted that women should never show their bodies and women are destroying him by replying with lingerie pics of themselves when the enemies caught me they said choose death or we duck you in the ace and what did you choose grandpa death of course it it's black fight back if it's brown lie down if it's white say good night okay but what if it's a bear i'm eden and i make bsdn food pronoun you like that you little freak slaps eggplant what is something that you see in pronoun that you hat there is this idea that pronoun is only to please men visually and everything that happens during a scene makes me honey but in your case is there's anything that you don't like to watch during a scene my reflection when the screen turns black if you be black like men it don't happens a cop just killed my gta 5 character even though he's white anyone else experiencing this bunk how did you get that far i got arrested outside of gamestop going to buy it i feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if i could have a little level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time i do good like in skyrim push-ups increased to level five writing dialogue increased to level 37 coping mechanics healthy increase to level 18 you have contracted brain rot college education has worn off omg word of advice never try to cremate your deceased pet in your oven not only is it the worst smell imaginable they do not turn to ashes they just burn this day did npt start off good the what where has daddy gone only mother knows drops and grinders man dies after mars eating 62 times straight on valentine's day [Music] chinese sweet shop workers after getting an order for 2 000 stop chinese sweet chops shirts was on business trip for the weekend and my wife's boyfriend used my japanese knife without asking me back in the 60s you could join belgian paramilitaries in the congo and shoot at two end forces and get paid for it now you can't even call someone gay online this is the shortest i've ever had it but i've been told it makes my head look a funny shape what do you think i like your sense of fashion i could use a father figure and i could use a son that actually listens to me repeat after me it's a guy's duty to pay the bill at the restaurant that's why it's called menu or it's the responsibility of both parties that's why it's called me and you one time i was swimming in the ocean trying to find some kind of meaning to existence when all of a sudden the giant humpback whale swam right up next to me and nudged me with its fin to warn me that my student loan payment was due i'm 30 years old and own these many plushes one a date date i want a duck renting and returning 10 books a day from my local library while subtlety increasing the size of my cranium with latex and makeup until they say something it belongs in a museum in its country of origin right in its country of origin right me lifting shirt i trust these will cover it tattoo artist what are you doing me paying you to two artists i'm confused me you know lat for tat at school my favorite lesson was pe probably because i jab the biggest cook i used to stroll around the changing room neck flicking the kids with my towel whilst pointing and laughing at their little knobs looking back i think that's probably why i had to leave teaching stop hitting me job at pixar overwatch pronoun people who are good at animation 1961 blue flamingo with rotating front seat imagine your mom having this when you were younger she could just do a 360 and beat your ace girl so about how long do you last in bed me a single cap legendary sniper rifle what never eats but is always alive the children in africa dad am i adopted no why the duck would i pick you i've won but at what cost [Music] burger king set to release the pride whopper for pride month which features two top buns or two bottom buns hem wonder where anime protagonist is anime protagonist who is this he actually looks badass a japanese homeless person why you showing me i was with you yesterday and i had a vasectomy last year it ain't mine why his smile backwards if you don't like me you should get tested one of the symptoms of co bed is no taste i'm not leaving until i see who walks out of this house this is akiyaki every day he walks 10 miles to school and is always late but with a donation of just a few pennies we can buy a whip and make that little bastard run instead doc how many eats old are you on a scale of one to eight kid it stops at eight doc it does for you i have two daughters both of which end up in mommy and daddy's bed with nightmares somewhat regularly so never but to be fair sleeping neck is what got me into this mess i see the joke you made the haha air if only i could switch places with you i wouldn't exactly mind if a child crawled into bed with me nick lol [Music] with morgan freeman i would like to ask you out but you think i'm ugly who told you i think you're ugly you don't think i am i do i just want to know who told you it's okay to be yourself no this is a costume party you can't come in slam happiness is my costume there's not a single white source on this earth that's trash sour cream ranch nut alfredo sauce all top tier all fire nice try jay-z but i'm not buying you any more drinks the ending we all wanted do you know what your brother said when he lost his bare jean city dad please don't exactly how to keep the same lifestyle after inflation i'm opening 50 shades of grey to a random page and posting what i find part 9 christian grey put his thumb in my mouth and then the other one and then two more wider he said as he put in one more time i bet you've never had this many thumbs in your mouth i hadn't where is he getting all of those thumbs man kills friend after their balls touch during of their sum a show-stopping look actor upstages everyone at australian awards shows he arrives wearing shared dress for a moment i thought it was amber heard [Music] i lost her to a boy with bigger diggers this plus size model can't see the haters because diabetes made her blind what's the difference between a toilet paper and a curtain i don't know so it was you in syria militias armed by the pentagon fight those armed by the cia taxpayers white people our ancestors did some horrible things not mine i'm german [Music] i eat it with a fork because you'll never see me picking cotton it was an accident sorry mom phoned you by accident no worries had you by accident how do you come back from that you can't cram on your girlfriend's back and send her the picture here are your grandkids you'll never have the muppet show predicted what most women would look like in 2022 back in 1975. aldaku likes this comment you should like your own comment so you can go duck yourself i accidentally hit the language button on my remote last night and watched family guy in spanish for 10 minutes thinking it was a weird joke it's mom not mom it's chips not crisps it's fries not chips it's color not color it's soccer not football it's football not rugby it's school not shooting range when you finally meet your internet friend when the good night kisses from the boys aren't enough anymore i want more and i know i shouldn't imagine you were a vampire nowhere near the middle east and don't know who jesus is but the day after he dies you gotta figure out why lower cases started hurting i was having sex with my german girlfriend last night and for some reason she kept yelling her age [Music] i'm a broccoli and i look like a tree i'm a walnut and i look like a brain i'm a shroom and i hate this game [Music] i'm sorry bang we are gonna have to let you go on vacation yes for how long permanently we are short staffed today please be patient if you run out of patience ask for an application one time i changed in front of my mom and she saw a tattoo i have next to my bob and she was like make sure your employer never sees that tattoos aren't professional and it's like duck now i can't sleep with my boss without them thinking i'm unprofessional just charge him for the slacks so he thinks you're a professional yoda bagels anakin bagels [Music] in case you were wondering me and my husband can see you half nick's no skiing from that barn through your front window across the street do i look cool dude just casually painting the federal reserve in flames with gallows while in front of the federal reserve this is how you do art i had an uber driver tell me that he lost his wife and children in a drunken car wreck so now he drives in hopes of helping drunk people get home without harming themselves or anyone else he used his traumatic experience and decided to be a blessing to others i teared up not gonna lie then he tried to ding at me my cat liked to pretend he was a rug so i made him into one what you all think due to the increased attacks from somali pirates we are being forced to separate our working staff in half so that one half can fight the pirates and the other half can cook we are sorry for any inconveniences that this may cause our head cook the guandi returning fire on the pirates proud of you bagwandi this is the hottest summer of my life this is the coldest summer of the rest of your life my mom finally got the courage to bring my dad zone into the living room and place it on the mantel it was bittersweet and caught everyone a little off guard including my dad who was just sitting there watching storage wars [Music] i'm going to have to see the candy first before i get in the van i'm not stupid the grocery store employee is watching me and dear jean the olive oil [Music] can i borrow a pencil welcome to mcdonald's can i take your order bro you really gotta stop daydreaming conspiracy theorists they used cgi to fake the moon landing cgi in 1985. north dakota so flat you can watch your dog run away for two weeks this is why most flat earthers are from the midwest [Applause] my dad texted me the other day this is why he needs to stop using voice to text he meant loki aka our puppy loki just passed on more i was ducking my sister and she was like wow you duck like dad i was like that's what mom said just because she's pregnant doesn't mean she has legs stop judging people i used to be the quiet kid in class and one day my teacher said to me people like you tend to be school shooters i laughed so hard my ak fill out my bag margaery taylor green blames trans men for shortage of tampons you know when there's a fictional character you love and with whom you can completely relate but there's an aspect of their personality that ruins it for you the biggest example of this for me is south park's eric cartman and his antisemitism warning never put your dingers where you wouldn't put your nut [Music] i wish for 1 000 more wishes [Music] damn everyone's wearing a hat except me could this day get any worse japanese scientists successfully created an mri machine that can record your dreams and reconstruct them for you to watch while you're awake now i can watch myself knock down my cousin i wish gas prices were lower it is done poof a gun my lawyer has recommended that i do not finish this joke when the class accidentally makes the nice teacher mad i was poor so we had nothing but microwave shut and ramen i didn't try broccoli until i was in junior high and i was so surprised at how good it tasted my friend's mom had made broccoli and cheese i ate about three servings and told her how it was my first time to try it i told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad i wish i could abduct my friends more how to calm an angry woman are you on your period or something i demand a public apology from every coach i've ever had the study found that the hand on knees posture resulted in superior heart rate recovery and greater tidal volume the amount of air inhaled into the lungs with each breath compared to the hands on head posture [Music] what's that jimmy is evolving james james forgot hopes and dreams and made room for taxes [Music] how i thought serial killers would look like as a kid how i actually look like in demographic america if this girl sees a pens at a party it's a cram but if this girl sees a pens in the women's bathroom it's tolerance i'm a christian so they may try to drive me to my knees but that's where i'm the strongest blackmail enjoying his day old white women this cream will make you look 10 years younger my girlfriend oh no mesa disappearing a gift i bought for my mom with her money seven year old me [Music] i hug other women slightly off-center so our bobs fit together like puzzle pieces italians finally accepting the fact that some people like pineapple on their pizza polish people pasta with strawberries i went to the grocery store and they now have a parking spot for fat guys that like to grill that's so considerate [Music] ronald's gonna give it to ya [Music] mcnally street i love these movies but i don't think giving him a gun is the right choice creatively puddington 3 will begin shooting in 2020 father locked daughter in cage for using snapchat dog filter too much london athens father sold his kidney to pay his daughter's medical fee and daughter committed seaside because of her boyfriend [Music] in return of the jedi how could the ewoks have addressed that fiddly year unless they cooked and ate a woman her size something for the 30-somethings to get mad about boss mike you can't wear jeans with holes in them to work mike it's a fashion trend boss we can see your ace hole [Music] you

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Length: 22min 12sec (1332 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 21 2022