Try NOT to LAUGH!! - BAD Dad Jokes

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Channel: Craig Thompson

Views: 3,745,204

Keywords: Craig Thompson, No Cursing, Family Friendly, Try Not To Laugh, Laugh, No Swearing, You Laugh You Lose, Fun, Funny, Videos, React, Reaction, Kid, Friendly, Challenge, dad jokes

Id: lavqYwfCkuQ

Length: 10min 7sec (607 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 14 2019