*Epic music intro* *God Pewdiepie* HA HA scared ya! You should've seen the look of your fac-- Oh, my god, Ainsley Try not to get scaaaared challenge No, I'm not running out of ideas *nervous laugh* So, I scared you pretty good I know Now it's your turn to scare ME! And see if you can scare me Luckily, I'm PewDiePie I never get scared *A few old memories* So this should be a pretty easy challenge Don't you think? *Trying to escape* I tweeted out for you guys to scare me Now let's see how it went Alright, first link *FNAF Song* Oh, my god! Oh, my God It's Leafy No! God. Is this gonna jumpscare me. I-I... *nervous laugh* Hey! Leafy here Hello? *Leafy appears* *scared laugh?* I knew it was coming I knew it was gonna happen It still sca-- I MEAN! It didn't scare me! Oh, look who got scared! ha ha Wait, what the fuck is this? Ainsley *huffs* Are you-- Are you a kinder egg? *rhinoceros snorting cocaine sound* Wow Wow, guys *slow claps* I-I really gotta say, uh, woah Oh, ugh-- Ca-- Tone it down a bit Cause I-I-I'm getting a little bit too scared right now Woah! Jesus Christ! Is that Markiplier? Oh, my God! AH! God. DAMMIT! AHH! Fuck's sake! AHH! My beautiful Mark! *grunts* (tf are you doing pewds) Alright, what do we got here? *laughs* Great! *thumbs up* A+ so far What is this? *laughs* *laughs* *laughing* Nooo No... That poor kitty! No! He's getting triggered! What the f-- Okay Ooh! That's creepy That was a good-- Good five-second clip I think you didn't need the scream part That was pretty cool That's pretty-- What the... *exasperated sigh* You guys are just showing off your fucking pet Okay, this look pretty scary God damn it! God fucking damn it. You guys suck! You guys fucking suck, okay? Oh, no! I've seen this... No... Why did I watch this fucking anime as a kid? It's-s... The expressions in it are so horrifying, I never forget it They all scream so much, too. I don´t-- You know, I'd rather watch Boku No Pico than this fucking shit I swear to God AGH! OH! Ffffffffuck! *hiss* Ah, the cringe! I can't! Why did I watch this?! Oh, Shion. I remember Shion She used to be nice And then in another epis-- Uh... It doesn't-- UGH!! It didn't go off! AHH! Ngahh! Nah... Damn it...! Oh, uh-- Sexual undertones, A+, Japan What the fuck. Whew Whew... It gets me every time Fucking Higurashi, man... Why did I fucking what that fucking shit... What's wrong with me? *laughs* Scare PewDiePie season 3 coming up, right there What the fuck? *laughs* *laughs* Well, I'm glad it wasn't scary Jesus Christ I didn't know... snakes had buttholes I mean it-- ... It should've been obvious But now I know! Oh, God. What is this? Fuck! Oh, it's a cat Whew Oh, it really scared me, that one Geez "A father puts up cameras in his house when his daughter told him--" Twenty thousand retweets. I've never seen this Uuh! Ohh! OOHH! Oh, shit! What the fuck was that?! AAAAHH!! Oh! Shit! Fucking papers, man! I-I'm starting to regret this video... Oh, God. Not the fucking snakes! I didn't realize I had a thing for snakes until I saw a snake... Oh, my God... Fuck you... Oh, I've seen this one... This is, uhhh... Made by some Swedish, uhh... Uhh... people And they made a full movie c-- Out of it called Lights Out It's not bad... But I prefer the short film It's fucking creepy as shit, man *grunts* Just stop! Just stop doing that. Listen, if I saw a disgusting naked ass I would be scared like that as well. You just got beaned *EARRAPE INTENSIFIES I gotta click away! I nearly died! What is this...? Great... *Spanish* Oh... Ohhhh no No Stop. Please stop. Oh, my God *Whoosh* Top of the morning to ya laddies! my name is Jacksepticeye *Whoosh* Top of the morning to ya laddies! my name is Jacksepticeye *Whoosh* TOp Of the MoRNiNG tO Ya LaDdIes! my NamE iS JACksEpticEyE *Bunch of pot8toes yelling* *Whoosh* TOp Of the MoRRRNiNG tO Ya LaDdIes! my NamE iS JACksEpticEyE!!!! *Chaos* NO! I can't do this! Ainsley... If I don't make it back... Tell the King Tell the King about my bravery *Heroic music* Warning :v
