- (PvF) Are you a Tom
or a Jerry? - Oh.
- Oh my God! - I'm annoying as hell,
just like Jerry, man! - Little J, dude!
- Little J, Big T! - Always ready! - I'm a Jerry, for sure. - Oh, I'm a top.
Oh, did you say Tom? (both laugh) - (PvF) Try Not To Eat: a Tom and Jerry episode
that filled with lots of cheese. - Woo!
- Ooh! - Oh my God, I love cheese!
- I also love cheese! - I don't care if I poop
my brains out. I don't care.
(Travis laughs) (both scarfing) - Cheese! - The smartest dude.
- He's so cute! - The smartest little dude! - Cheese!
We're eating cheese. - How can such a little guy
carry so much cheese? - Anything to get the cheese.
- Oh my God, look at him! - He's about his cheddar. - Look at him.
- Uh-huh. - He's an acrobatic gymnast, bro.
- The balancing! - Look at that, ooh. - It's like you root for Jerry,
but like... - That's me. - When you're older,
you get Tom, you know? - The... (grunts)
- Uh-huh! (Travis slurps) (Travis chatters) - Yum!
- Dude! - Ooh!
- Woo! - God damn!
- Oh! - (PvF) Both cats and mice
love cheese, and we had to kick off
this episode with an epic cheese platter and some warm spinach
cheesy artichoke dip. - Why is cheese so stinky?
- Yeah! - Yet everyone loves it! - And then cheese makes
people stinky. - Yeah! - It smells good.
- It's really good. - (PvF) Are you not worried
about the punishment, Jaime? - She is not.
- What could it be? - What self control?
(Izzy laughs) Give me cheese!
- (PvF) Try Not To... - Okay, I'm gonna go for it.
You don't have to. - No, no, I'm gonna eat this.
I'll eat this, so that I eat
the punishment with you. - You only live one life,
YOLO. (buzzer)
- Mmm! - Is it delicious?
Don't tell me it's delicious! Is it delicious?
Oh! - You're not gonna eat? - Oh, I do wanna eat.
(buzzer) - Oh, wow! (buzzer) Oh my God,
can I take this home? (buzzer) - It's not a One Bite Challenge,
you know? (both laugh) (Travis mumbles) (Travis laughs) - Bro, I can't turn down
artichoke dip, bro. - Dude, hell yes! - (PvF) That's the best bite!
- That is the best bite. (buzzer) - Holy [censored].
- Oh God. - I wanna try a little bit of that,
just a little bit. - She loves it.
- Yo, this is really good. - And I'm not gonna lie,
this smell, this aroma that I'm getting here...
- It's really good. - Is cheating! - We're not done, just because
we don't have any crackers left, doesn't mean we can't
keep scooping. - (Izzy) That's diarrhea, bro. - Ugh, you just gotta
love cheese, you know? - I'm sorry.
- No regrets. - Ugh.
- See? We've had drag forever! - Ooh, ham? - Get you a little
ham hock. - Ham!?
Are we eating ham? - Ooh, is it Honey Baked Ham? 'Cause I will [censored] up
a Honey Baked Ham. - [Censored] Honey Baked Ham! - Ga-ga, ga-ga.
- Ga-ga. (laughs) - Are you gonna give us
ham and milk? (Jay laughs)
- Aww. (laughs) - Milk!? - (gasps) What the, what the...
- Oh my God! - What the, what the, what the,
what the, what!? - (PvF) Who's a good baby? We're matching those hijinks, and serving up a lovely glazed ham
and some milk. Drink up! - You don't want me to
air this studio out. (buzzer) - Go. Ham it up.
(buzzer) - Love a good Honey Baked Ham, baby. - Ooh!
- Oh my God, it's like... - You really like
milk like that? - Well, not really,
I just wanted to try it. (both laugh) (Sharon laughs)
(buzzer) - Mmm! - You don't wanna try it?
It's really fun! - I don't like milk
in real life, I really don't. - Me neither! (laughs) - Cheers?
- Cheers. - Oh yeah!
(Sharon laughs) (buzzer) - Oh, God dang it! - Squirt it in your mouth! - (PvF) Have you ever drunk
out of a... - Out of a baby's bottle?
Yeah, when I was a baby! - It's been a minute,
it's been a minute. - Yeah, it's been a minute
for both of us, so yeah. (Izzy laughs) - Ew! (laughs)
- That's rough. - That's tough!
(PvF laughs) Wasn't that so difficult?
Oh, you did good! Woah, you drank after me,
and you drank more than me! - I know what I'm doing.
(both laugh) - Indulge.
- Indulge. Five foods is worth
one punishment. I've learned my lesson. - The ratio!
- You can't stop me now, Nicole. - This is a great round. We could just stay in
this round for a little bit longer. Right Nicole?
Right Nicole!? We can just stay here,
for just a little bit longer! Please!? No, Nicole, please!
No! - Hey! - I just had so many
pieces of ham. - A ham sandwich?
(gasps) Put a little mustard
on that, kid. - Ooh, it's on the little. - Aww!
- Ooh! You just said put a little mustard,
and she... - ♪ Alouette, gentille alouette ♪ - Poke!
What you doing, boy? - (Jaime) Don't poke him!
- What you doing? - Don't poke me in...
- Le poo-poo! - Le poo-poo!
- Le poo-poo! - You're poking me
in my poo-poo! (both laugh) - Oh my God,
so cute. - I just realized he wasn't
speaking English. (laughs) - Yeah, I'm like
what language? - It's like woah? - (Izzy) Aww. - (Nibbles) Bonjour monsieur! - Bonjour monsieur pussycat! - Ooh!
- (gasps) Oh! Okay! - (PvF) Tu voudrais en corps monsieur?
Oui oui? Made with ham and Swiss
on Dijon covered sourdough, before being grilled with
Gruyere, Parmesan, and doused in bechamel, this is certainly one fine dish
for a Mouseketeer. - It smells, this bread
smells delicious, with the cheese. - Oh my God. - Cheese pull! (buzzer) - Two... (gasps) (buzzer) - Yum! - Oh no, this is, stop! - (PvF) You just ripped
our sandwich in half? Izzy.
- This is not working. - Ooh, I really don't
usually like cheese, but something about this!
- Mm-hmm. - Makes me wanna eat it! (buzzer) - But when it's toasted like this,
it smells so good too. - Mm-hmm. - I couldn't pass this up. - Oy!
- Oy! (both laugh) Oy, oy! (buzzer) - That is pretty good. - That's a good sammie.
(PvF laughs) - (PvF) Oh! - Oh, nice!
Well, you did a ham pull. - Delicioso!
- Oh my God, it's so good. - (PvF) At the end
of this episode, it was the Mouseketeers, Jerry and Nibbles.
- Nibbles! - (PvF) Walk away triumphantly
with all of their stolen banquet. In the background, you hear
the sound of a guillotine. - Oh, that's right!
- Jesus! - Things were a little different
in our day, for cartoons. - Yeah. - (PvF) They say...
- (Nibbles) Pauvre, pauvre pussycat, c'est la guerre! - (PvF) Meaning well,
that's war. - Oh!
- Like eh! - Oh my God!
- Oh no! - Dude, mice are vicious.
- Gotta do what ya gotta do for a little food.
- Yeah, mice are vicious. - Ooh!
- Oh, just in time! - Mmm, mwah!
- (gasps) We're getting dessert? (laughs)
Are we getting Jell-O? - I wish I had
a tongue that long! (both laugh) - I think you're not
the only one. (both laugh) - Hello, I need some too! - Oh, that's player.
- That's what it is. Yep, yep, yep! - Oh, he is the most player.
- Nicole! Bring me the Jell-O!
(laughs) - Oh! - That is, that's gorgeous!
Oh my God! It's so pretty! - Why is the fork
all the way over there? That's weird.
- So I don't do this. - (PvF) Quick, you'll want to dig in
to this towering magnificence of Jell-O, cake, frosting, and berries
before Tom or Jerry get to it. - Damn!
- (laughs) Damn! - Smack test! - What is this?
What fruit is this? Red?
(Sharon laughs) Pink? (buzzer)
- ♪ Mmm ♪ - No one saw that.
(buzzer) (buzzer) - This is just Jell-O!
(Sharon laughs) This is just normal Jell-O, guys. - Oh, that's for me?
Om! Thank you.
- That was a good piece. - That was a glorious...
- Friendship! - Glorious bite, thank you. - I'm so happy.
This is a great day. (Jay laughs)
Wow. - This is cake? - You've never had Jell-O
and whipped cream? - No! - That's, I mean,
that's just a thing. - Really? - (PvF) Who made
Tom and Jerry? - Hmm. - There were two guys.
James, no. - Hanna and Barbera. - (PvF) Yes!
- Mm-hmm. - Right. - I didn't know
Hannah Montana made it. (record scratches)
(Izzy laughs) - (PvF) What else did
Hanna-Barbera make? - ♪ Flintstones ♪
♪ Meet the Flintstones ♪ - Yabba-Dabba-Doo!
- Woah! - (PvF) Hanna-Barbera is also
responsible for Yogi Bear. - Oh.
- (PvF) Scooby Doo, Smurfs, Flintstones, and tons
of other shows. - Wait, wait, get out of town! This homie made Scooby Doo,
Smurfs, and all this? - They made Scooby Doo?
- They made Smurfs? - They're legends! - (PvF) Was your one bite
of whipped cream worth a bite
of the punishment? - Yeah.
- Absolutely. - But it's like, if the punishment's
really bad... - Yum. - That extra bite really
will make you throw up. - Okay.
- Mmm! - We need to take this away.
- I got to the middle! I got to the middle!
(both laugh) Are we getting picnics?
- Yeah! Spike!
That's my boy! - I love them,
they're the cutest. - I forget their names as well.
- Pike, Spike. - (PvF) Spike and Tyke.
- Oh, Pike and Tyke. - (PvF) Spike! - Spike and Tyke!
- Spike and Tyke! - Dude!
- God, Pike and Tyke? - They're the best.
- (PvF) Spike. - Welp, there you have it, son.
- (PvF) Spike! - Spike and Tyke.
- Oh, Spike! - (laughs) Yo! - Ow. - Spike is always getting into
their shenanigans. - Aww, I want a dog
like Tyke. - Here they come
to mess everything up! - No, don't ruin the picnic!
(gasps) - Yo, Tom!
- Yo, that's a lot of food. - That is OD. - Oh my God!
Look at these sandwiches! - Oh, does it have bacon?
(yells) I didn't see that.
- Oh, it smells so good! - I didn't see that. - (PvF) Trust me, you'll wanna
go on this picnic with Spike and Tyke, and try the fanciest PB and J
you've ever had! This is a 1,000%
Chef Ash creation that is weirdly
delicious. It's made with bacon, peanut butter,
apricot jam, manchego, provolone, Swiss, and caramelized
onions on sourdough. - Huh!
(buzzer) Let me at 'em! (buzzer) - Mmm! - Yo, that looked delicious
how you ate that. - It's so good! (buzzer)
- This is insane. - Close to it. - It's insanely good. - I think you guys just
unlocked my taste buds. (buzzer) - What veggies are in here?
- Yeah! - Chef Ash...
- You've done it again. - You've outdid yourself.
- This is so good. - Mmm. - I just like peanut butter
and jelly sandwich, just, so basic.
- You're missing out. - (PvF) I can imagine
what this tastes like. I can't eat onions,
and I can't eat cheese. - Yeah.
- Really? - (PvF) Yeah! (laughs)
- Oh. Well, more for me.
(both laugh) More for Jaime. - Do you remember how the whole
series of Tom and Jerry ended? - No, I do not remember the series
finale of Tom and Jerry. (laughs) - (PvF) They are both jilted
by their lovers. - Oh! - (PvF) The very last shot
is Tom and Jerry say their goodbyes.
- Oh, and then they're ghosts! - (PvF) And they sit
on a train track. - Oh! - Really? - (PvF) And it cuts just before
you hear the... - Yeowtch! - God, that's dark!
- In honor of Tom and Jerry. (laughs)
- Geez. - Golly! - I'm glad I missed that.
Pfft! - (PvF) That's our challenge. Every single person failed! - Boo-hoo! - Oh.
- No one won? - Hey.
- Hey, it feels like a win. - YOLO, baby. - What is the punishment?
Just tell me already. - (PvF) First, I'm gonna show you what beautiful prize
you're missing out on! - The prize has gotta
be crazy good if all this food
was all the foods. - A bag of meat, bro!?
(Sharon laughs) - All three of 'em.
- God damn! - Oh my God! - Plop that thing on there! (Jay laughs) - Okay, okay. - Wow!
- What!? - Just the bone?
- Yo, Spike! - Ooh, medium rare,
I don't wanna hear any other ways! - Proportionate.
- Right. - To the size
of the animal. - Oh yeah,
no, that's cold. I loved their screams.
- Yeah. (Sharon screams) - Are you joking?
(gasps) - The prizes keep getting bigger.
This is so unfair! - Yo! - It's a whole situation!? - (PvF) We've got a giant
steak feast, complete with sides that Tom,
Jerry, and Spike would love, like bread, corn on the cob,
pumpkin pies, deviled eggs, spinach salad, hey,
it's good for them and you, and some ice cold
milk in a glass. - This is crazy.
I can't even look at it. - Damn. That is a big guy.
Like look at that. - Yum, yum.
- Damn, bro! - Gosh, it looks so good! - (PvF) Well, not for you.
- Oy-yi-yi! I want it, I want it. - You have a card?
(Jaime laughs) Like a Get Out Of
Jail Free card? Hold on! - This one's mine! - She's completely leaving
me out to dry! - No, no. - We're supposed to be
in this together! - You left... - We're supposed to be
in this together! - We were supposed
to be in this together, and he didn't eat
all five things like I did. - So now we have
Get Out Of Jail Free cards? - So um...
- For the punishment? - I've been hanging on to
that card for like a year. (laughs) - I'm gonna go into Nicole's office
and steal like 30 of 'em. - (PvF) Nope!
- No, no, no, no. - (PvF) They're under lock
and key in there! (Jaime laughs) - I keep forgetting
I get the prize too. - You get the prize too? - That's right! - (PvF) They both used
Get Out Of Punishment cards. - Wow!
- Did they see the punishment, and then they were
like oh. - So now, we're like
frenemies. (Jaime laughs) - I'll tell you if
this is good or not. (both laugh) - Well, congratulations to
Travis and Jaime, congratulations, thanks for
watching this episode. - (PvF) Nope!
- So much fun. - (PvF) Punishment time!
- Make sure to let us know in the comments... - (PvF) Punishment time!
- Whichever episodes you would like to see,
and I will see ya next time! - (both) Bye! - No way!
- Oh, you're eating trash? - Tuna!? - Ooh, fun, tuna.
- Tuna from the trash. - Yes, we love garbage.
- Canned beef! - Garbage.
- Oh, why is he in the trash? - What is this concoction
he's making? - Eww! - He's, and you know
what's so sick about it? He has a full blown
smile on his face. - (cries) I don't wanna eat trash! - Okay! - The presentation's
not really making it any better. - (PvF) And for you,
one of Chef Ash's classic punishments. Le garbage. Hey, it's tough being
a street cat. - Le garbage! - Chef Ash, you are
an evil genius, aren't ya, huh? - It actually looks
kinda nice. - Don't you dare.
- (laughs) Sorry. - Don't you dare laugh! - No, no, no, I'm not,
I'm not laughing. - No, go ahead,
laugh at my pain. - Eh, no.
- Let's go! (Sharon coughs)
(Benison laughs) - Hold on,
I thought I had it. - Don't be making that noise, dude!
- I thought I had it! - How is it?
Not bad? - Ugh! - Okay.
- Yo, people... Ugh. Did you take the lemon
from the trash? - I'll make the best of it,
you know, I'm just saying. - There you go, yeah! - I'm just gonna put
a little lemon on this. (Travis laughs)
- Ugh, what is that? (Travis laughs) - I thought I had it. - Ugh, don't be making
that noise at me! - Sorry! - It's just so...
It's so like, sour. It's like a warhead, bro! - (laughs) Oh no! - Laura, honey!
I had to eat this for you! I only ate so that I could
bring the good food home to you! - You wanna wash it down
with some milk? (laughs) - Nah dude!
(both laugh) - (PvF) Was it worth it? - No. - I'll do it again.
- Man. - Artichoke dip?
10 out of 10. - Dude, I'll do it all over again
for that artichoke dip. That artichoke dip
was unreal. - No, it was one of the best
things I've ever had on this channel. (Travis laughs) - I still love Tom and Jerry. - Yeah, I was gonna say,
what a classic show. - Yeah, yeah. - Hey.
No words. - Thanks, Tom and Jerry. Thank you for this
wonderful feast. (Izzy sighs)
I feel honored. - Thank you guys
so much for watching this Tom and Jerry
episode. Let us know what you thought
in the comments below, and...
- Le garbage? - Le garbage!
Ugh. I'm gonna eat this
like a cat! - I'm not.
(fork clatters) - Meow!
