Trump vs Biden: Which Candidate is RACIST? (comedian K-von helps you VOTE!)

oh hey there it's me kayvon by far the most famous and influential half persian comedian in the world i come from a muslim immigrant family and if you're wondering about these black circles under my eyes no i'm not tired i'm just perjin since i come from that kind of a background i need to pick a non-racist candidate for this upcoming election and we're gonna do that together obviously the media tells us donald trump is the racist so that's gonna be pretty easy after all he did call white supremacist fine people remember show the clip they were people protesting very quietly the taking down of the statue of robert e lee people that were very fine people on both sides and i'm not talking about the neo-nazis and the white nationalists because they should be condemned totally but you had many people in that group other than neo-nazis and white nationalists okay okay so that whole fine people thing was a hoax he denounced white supremacy well that was just a fluke remember in the most recent debate trump would not denounce or condemn white supremacy or the kkk show that one are you willing tonight to condemn white supremacists and militia groups and to say that they need to stand down and not add to the violence in a number of these cities as we saw in kenosha and as we've seen in portland all right if he keeps condemning we're gonna have to give him a coin like mario eventually he'll get a free life but that wasn't a very good condemnation i like him hard and fast it's not like he already condemned white supremacy to that same reporter four years earlier is it what are your views on the ku klux klan and white supremacists i totally disavow the klud klux klan i totally disavow david duke you're telling me he condemned white supremacy to the same reporter and why is chris wallace so focused on condemning white supremacy this is like a fetish for this sicko go on do it condemn it mr president condemn it for me one more time tell me i'm a bad boy tell me i'm a racist tell me you hate the kkk i need you to do it tell me how much you hate the grand wizard oh disgusting i'm creeped out just watching that well whatever at least biden would never say anything even close to racist so that's the safe choice right i mean you got the first sort of mainstream african-american yeah who was articulate and bright and clean and nice looking guy i mean this that's a storybook man what the [ __ ] though we still have great comedy out there there's always rambling joe biden what the [ __ ] robin williams is the man we definitely need comedians to shed light when others won't that's what makes america great david duke announced his senate candidacy are you ready before you ask the question newt gingrich said rebuked is that okay rebuke done done for president twice before unsuccessfully he's never before been the front runner you got more questions but i tell him if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or trump and you ain't black it don't have nothing to do with trump okay so why am i being told trump is the racist and biden isn't it appears the media is trying to divide good people on both sides well after just a few of these clips it got me thinking i decided to dig up a handful of times trump condemned white supremacy and then several times biden was racist to show what you never saw enjoy my montage how do you feel about the recent endorsement from david dude i didn't even know he endorsed me david duke endorsed me okay all right i disavow okay what you all know but most people don't know unlike the african-american community with notable exceptions the latino community is an incredibly diverse community with incredibly different attitudes about different things joe says [ __ ] that even people with tourette's go no no we have this notion that somehow if you're poor you cannot do it poor kids are just as bright and just as tall as white kids i disavowed david duke and i disavowed him the day before at a major news conference which is surprising because he was at the major news conference cnn was at the major news conference and they heard me very easily just about david duke unchained wall street they're going to put you all back in chains come here don't sit down what's really going on here is white supremacy is not a major force in anyone's life in 2020 but the media is pushing a hoax on us remember jesse smalletts bubba wallace remember the covington cross kids it's a hoax and there's ghost hunting going on you see when no one's racist and we don't know who who we gonna ask cnn they'll tell you if you look at all the recent forms of terrorism racism and murder looting and rioting in the streets it did not come from any white supremacist they were nowhere to be found and yet blm and antifa were everywhere right after that i also disavowed david duke when we looked at it and looked at the question i disavowed david to excite this about david duke all weekend long on facebook on twitter and obviously it's never enough david duke david duke is a bad person who i disavowed on numerous occasions and because of a corrupt system that exists in mexico i voted for offense i voted like unlike most democrats and some of you won't like it i voted for 700 miles fans and you will not like this and punish american employers who knowingly violate the law when in fact they hire illegals but they're the facts people are driving across that border with tons tons hearing tons of everything from byproducts from methamphetamine to cocaine to heroin it's all coming up to corrupt mexico in the good old days law enforcement acted a lot quicker than this i put out this tweet saying as i stated at the press conference on friday regarding david duke i disavow i won't say fairly i have a very strong view relating to uh the matter to which you spoke last and that is the hiring of undocumented workers what did take place was a violation of the united states immigration law the committee and the public as we've discussed has to be assured that you are without exception um going to be willing to enforce the law the immigration law when did you first hire the unauthorized workers maybe it's time we realized that millennials will call everything racist if they can't win an argument you're racist that's what they learned at college their professor gave him an a plus for it made him valedictorian and then handed them a bill for 300 thousand dollars class dismissed they then go out into the world with that knowledge if your dad grounds you he's racist if your brother takes your favorite ball away he's hitler and worst of all if your mother does not bring home the right flavor ice cream she's a racist hitler when i put out that i reject the kkk and david duke nobody picks it up you know why they're not because they don't want to pick it up now i have been asked this question so many times i have rejected it so many times white supremacists are saying do you want those votes no i don't want them and i don't want him to say it i don't like any group of hate fresh scrutiny comes from his earliest years in the senate when he strongly opposed mandatory school busing it was designed to achieve integration and a more equitable education what's less known is how he followed the lead of some of the senate's most fervent segregationists in a series of never before published letters reviewed by cnn the strength of biden's opposition to busing comes into sharper focus on march 25th 1977 biden wrote my bill strikes at the heart of the injustice of court-ordered busing it prohibits the federal courts from disrupting our educational system biden sought and received support from mississippi senator james eastland a leading symbol of southern resistance to desegregation he frequently spoke of blacks as quote an inferior race and it is personal and it was actually very it was hurtful to hear you talk about the reputations of two united states senators who built their reputations and career on the segregation of race in this country and it was not only that but you also worked with them to oppose busing and you know there was a little girl in california who was part of the second class to integrate her public schools and she was bussed to school every day and that little girl was me do you agree today that you were wrong to oppose bussing in america then to coddle the reputations of segregationists of people who if they had their way i would literally not be standing here as a member of the united states senate is i think um it's just it's misinformed and it's wrong [Music] do you apologize for that he's gonna have to make that decision but you know let's be very clear that the the senators that he is speaking of with such adoration are individuals who made and built their reputation on segregation the ku klux klan celebrated the election of one of them so this is a very serious matter hate groups are not for me but i've said this before the press hates me to say it they just don't want to pick it up we're a country that stands united in condemning hate and evil in all of its very ugly forms joe is like your uncle's got a new drug and hasn't got the dosage right no i haven't taken the test why the hell would i take a test come on man that's like saying you before you got in this program if you take a test where you're taking cocaine or not what do you think huh are you a joke and evil at the neo-nazis and the white nationalists because they should be condemned totally we condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred bigotry and violence it has no place in america so the question facing biden is how he reconciles nearly a half century in public life with today's democratic party of course jake one of his biggest pieces of experience is that experience in long record that also is one of his biggest challenges even call centers even call centers which rushed overseas in the hundreds of thousands how many times you get the call i'd like to talk to you about your racism is evil and those who cause violence in its name are criminals and thugs including the kkk neo-nazis white supremacists and other hate groups that are repugnant to everything we hold dear as americans in delaware the largest growth in population is indian americans moving from india you cannot go to a 7-eleven or a dunkin donuts unless you have a slight indian accent it's a point i'm not joking oh gigantic this reminds me of those lawyer commercials have you or someone you've loved been called a racist call 1-800 i'm no joe 1-800 i'm no joe biden the blinders have been taken off they've all of a sudden seen a hell of a lot clearer i see geez the reason i was able to stay sequestered in my home is because some black woman was able to stack the grocery shelf the problems that the democratic party is having right now with this joe biden guy you guys got to be able to call it out you can't let this slide because everybody else sees it and trump is going to eat him alive he's going to eat that guy alive the guy can barely remember what he's talking about while he's talking free from violence hatred and fear we want our country to be a place where every child from every background can grow up free from fear innocent of hatred there must be no tolerance for anti-semitism in america we must never ignore the vile poison of anti-semitism or those who spread its venomous creature he's just he's raised yeah see he doesn't know what he's talking about when he's talking and this is not like this i'm looking at this like a medical condition in one voice our nation must condemn racism bigotry and white supremacy now look at all these photos of trump with various people of various nationalities trying to improve all their lives if that's a racist he's the worst white supremacist i've ever met you failed bro maybe you're like me and think all this is ridiculous maybe nobody is racist maybe that's the worst possible argument and you need to work harder in debate but if you're a millennial who thinks everyone and everything is racist i encourage you not to vote this election that's right basketball players and famous musicians will tell you your voice needs to be heard but i disagree you need to stay home you need to rest because as you've seen here there's no non-racist choice you couldn't bear to get up out of bed go to the polls and vote for either of these candidates so sleep stay home on november 3rd so you can wake up and do what you do best on november 4th for the next decade call everyone and everything you don't like thank you for watching i hope you'll leave all your racist comments below telling people they're not black or persian or they're never going to be welcome here or there and tell us how you're going to unfollow us and unfriend us because we don't agree with you we're used to that also subscribe add me on instagram facebook telegram twitter and don't forget catch me on tour as soon as kovid allows everyone to tour again no you did not just say what i thought you said joe oh i know you did not just take it there who in the hell do you think you are joe who in the world do you think you are have you lost your effort lasting mom you racist pizza see joe you about to make me come out of my character right now you are about to make me show a sign that i have never showed anybody i'm sick of you disrespecting the black community you are racist okay what the hell is going on here

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Id: DZfzJATDmXs

Length: 15min 53sec (953 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 06 2020