Tropic Thunder — Sgt. Lincoln Osiris

brilliant australian known for his bat boy antics off screen is famous for his total immersion into any role he portrays being an actor is no different than being a rugby player construction worker say for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms that trigger human emotion lazarus underwent a controversial pigmentation alteration procedure in order to play the platoon's african-american sergeant lincoln osiris oh do you want to be a hero that's just how those guys chew ass killed and meatballs they go ass bought the 6x3 bomb now get your ass open to hear it before i stop the trench hit your heart at home get down get out what am i looking at what is this kid let's go come on elevate up ah you may get home now survive i hope you all like hamburger meat because that's exactly what i'm gonna be bringing back and serve it up in this whirly bird cover me lip dick [ __ ] up eat your food i can't feel my legs ain't nothing but a thing you like what man hold my hands oh boy damian i think it's the lion stop tailgating me you pastry tea bag i'm going potty you wanna home a dick oh one week down two weeks behind gi joe can't cry don't matter cause you ain't got the camera turned on anyway let's party yeah yeah man you better get your [ __ ] straight i'll be on the next net [ __ ] out of here baby you feel me feel that yeah here comes another oh there we go now putting up cell phones in 69 man i'm head to toe legit [Applause] [Music] wherever you are whatever he is looks like he's all over the place that's what all that playing god stuff is about he's trying to get us to act good save the movie here playing god it's been just fine yo [ __ ] this motherfucker's dead they know christine's who mind freak david blaine trap dog horseshit jumping off here you sure oh yeah yeah for certain man why are you still in character i know but i don't have to tell you you don't know man i don't drop character till i've done a dvd commentary i mean it brushed my teeth [ __ ] i rode bus [ __ ] damn i had to sort of just free myself up to believe that it was okay to be stupid or dumb to be a [ __ ] yeah to be moronical exactly to be a [ __ ] an imbecile yeah not the dumbest [ __ ] that ever lived when i was playing the character wendy was secure yeah i mean as jack definitely jack stupid-ass jack trying to come back from that yeah it's just like yeah yeah right he was farting in bathtubs and laughing your ass off yeah yeah yeah yeah everybody knows you never go full [ __ ] rayman look [ __ ] after taught it not [ __ ] count two picks to your cards artistic show nova todd you know tom hanks forrest gump slow yes [ __ ] maybe braces on his legs but he charmed the pants off next time he won a ping-pong competition that ain't [ __ ] he was goddamn war hero you know any [ __ ] war heroes you went full [ __ ] man never go for a [ __ ] uh-huh yeah okay i got it you got upside down thank you let us go one way and the number's another i'm just dude i'm trying i got you back man well i'm cool all right you are cool yeah he's a character dyslexic no the character's not just are you a cartographer the numbers help man the numbers the the letters go across the top and then the numbers hold up man keeping them down i don't really gotta piss them trying to talk edge of me got everyone convinced me out here making plenty of the apes on youtube or some [ __ ] but i don't buy it you want to step on the real land mic you won't die huh i'm gonna get shot by real [ __ ] keep looking ahead man got a big job coming up next to you oh yeah yeah it's about a blinking john wilkes booth when they were both young oh wow yeah that's a classy picture dudes kind of look like a well slap a beard on you really what's your [ __ ] name it's a kevin sandusky yeah that's bill just like bologna for some reason cause we're tired of being your tram donkeys acting like you some one-man gps god damn it we lost we [ __ ] super lost man i believe you people what do you mean you people what do you mean you people i i think what uh chuck means is you know look at that man you people get back that's enough of this insubordination if the machine breaks down we break down you're more shredded than a julian salad man thanks yeah what's the secret dude it's a dying i'm just dying man yeah cause i'm trying to come up a little but it's just it's tough no you look good what in the tips you got you know like it was like the pineapple give me that goddamn man [ __ ] you it's like a sweat lodge out here keep the volume down on that bitching flat y'all might be in full treat you know back before the wall broke down i was a saucier insane antone i bet i could call up some of them green yeah noodle some crawfish out the patty yo i'm making some crab apples for dessert now yeah hey yeah hell yeah i get excited about my foods man uh albert do you have any booty sweats yeah get him chugging on some of the alpha's ass water that'll bring him around to secure all i think puppy breaks kid that man is a national treasure i'm sorry your dingo ate your baby you know that's a true story lady lost a kid you bout to cross some [ __ ] lines for 400 years that word has kept us down what the [ __ ] i need to wear stomach skin like a unitard ain't nobody doing nothing no what about it now this whatnot feel a little fluid don't want to walk put him up by not proving her animal we got brown a couple i'm just like a little boy playing with his dick when he's nervous that'll be scripts create me what the hell does that even mean what you getting at with the book script spit that [ __ ] out man all right okay all right yeah and we trade actors [ __ ] happen eyes already wearing earth mama's natural night camo cool it benson why you still doing this chicken jaw [ __ ] i have no idea neither do i it's beyond me it's beyond me you confused i am a little confused i know but are we cool not really she's sitting forever to the man's credit he's actually eased up on the return title and now that's out of the balance and the audience can connect i mean this is theater 101 but you know the guy's out he's had a tough road they become a naturalist yeah break down the aesthetic distance then afford you man you got some little mix waiting for you on the other side of tomorrow about you master bless you got a certain sum you're trying to get with back in the state it's complicated no it's simple as power man you plant your feet in the ground you look square in the eyes and you say hey baby you and me is going on today that's in the story what's your name lance listen here lance lance what the [ __ ] did i just hear lance did you say lance no that sounded like lance no i said nance that's what i said nancy it sounded like lance look i'm out pacino okay i love the [ __ ] when you wrote i love the [ __ ] was you thinking of dangling your dice on lance's forehead no hell no what come on look man everyone's gay once in a while i'm not gay this is uh [Music] here's my [ __ ] boss my son gave this to me that's your stick buddy his name is twigman does he want to come with us he's on tilt status same thing happened to me when i played neil armstrong and moonshot they found me an alien burpee trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in a refrigerator box what you talking about come on fellas we really need to go dad gummit blam tucky i ain't reprogramming the vcor you can focus up now [ __ ] safe it's me tug it's me tug that's right who are you me i know who i am i'm a dude playing the dude disguises another dude what you do don't know what to do here or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what duty is what the [ __ ] are you guys talking about i'm playing other dudes i know what dude i ain't scared i just get scared or what we're scared of who scared hope come on guys we really need to go scared of you jesus dudes are emerging [Music] i think [Music] ear i'm talking a whole bunch of [ __ ] that i ain't trying to hear get back [ __ ] you don't know me like that get back [ __ ] so come on come on the weather now so put your brakes on caps put your capes on and knock off your block get dropped and have your face flowing cause i'll prove it scratch off the music like a little stupid don't make me lose get back [ __ ] you all know me like that get back

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Length: 13min 0sec (780 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 08 2020