TROLLING My Friend With BAD Minecraft FOOD!

i've opened up a restaurant in minecraft so i decided to invite my two best friends jelly and josh if you want to get an invitation too too bad you can't because you're not subscribed yet hit that subscribe button in three two one here's your invitation the others have also made restaurants which i guess are kind of cool let me know down in the comments below which restaurant was your favorite hit that like button if you want more of this sort of video and let's get right into it oh yeah creators.com for some merchandise welcome everybody to the grand opening of crane witch burpees and sandwiches check that out what about there i am oh my god it's not a witch that's not it it's sandwiches josh no whistles okay can you do magic tricks because you're a witch now is that with witches yeah guess what i can do what oh it's called punching jelly in the face by asking dumb questions you're the most amazing ever yeah come on in everybody use the window use the window there you go we don't use doors here come on in jelly i'm excited to see the menu as you can see wait actually let me just prepare a seat for you guys it's a bit dusty no oh cause you don't get many sit down what's on the menu cranes well on the menu you can see we got a cheeseburger i can't really read it zoom in josh oh thank you i don't think i can i carry it i can see it okay cheeseburger deluxe we got coleslaw burger we got onion burger mushroom swiss fried bologna which i don't know what that is below bologna bologna is some kind of cheese and monte cristo i have no idea what that is either because i don't eat spanish you pronounce it like a monte cristo i will never say that ever wow unfortunate news guys unfortunate news we've run out of uh let me just check in the back yeah we only have one option left actually and that's the uh that's the coleslaw burger yo the comments are rating which is the best and this is off to a bit i have 10 diamonds and also i'm allergic to coleslaw so i would like to have a monte cristo josh no i don't have the recipe well i'm allergic i'm going to report you to the food board if you don't know what about you jenny coleslaw but i have one request yes i want a vegan patty get out of here okay are you gonna make the food then uh yep also the slogan if we can all say it in in unison it's bipa i will be preparing your food now i got a boat burger dude i gotta okay you guys didn't see that one coming didn't you yeah you just make the food i'm hungry mr chef okay sorry uh it was mine i'm hungry yeah i'll make you yep jelly how you been i'm so happy to be here with you finally it's such a good time and i just josh i love you table i don't like wait like that why romantic get back there with jelly right now mayo cabbage dude remembering these things is really difficult i'll be remembering my last name sometimes he's rude mr chef i don't have time to deal with me help okay this is really all the police yeah but just remember don't leave a bad review on my restaurant because i'm not the one beating you up okay oh i got one recipe i actually kind of like you or you're slapping me right now that's weird i'm waiting for the toast you see this i'm waiting for the toast actually yeah oh there it is speaking of the toast oh guys it's not my fault i'm really slow okay how are you not doing this cutting board i need a cutting board where did i leave the cutting but i left them in here in the fridge of course of course they're in there where's first customers i'm gonna die of starvation then oh we got the first one ready now we just eat the monte cristo okay and it's ready ah let me just oh wait our food is being served josh sit sit up straight yes be proper okay welcome to the crane which first serving that he's ever served at his restaurant oh unfortunately sir we did not have the monte cristo on deck so what i'm gonna give you instead is egg i don't want egg i'm allergic you just ate all of them i'm allergic to eggs jelly i have got that's fake that is fake i did not kill you got your coleslaw burger right here you should try to eat it how's it taste the easy jelly yeah come on eat it eat it jelly oh oh how does it feel wait a minute do i just get nothing wait wait what that was not a vegan patty nope okay well it's probably time to pay right it's not i'm not paying for this i just made you eat beef what you can't do about it okay can we get i think that's actually illegal can we get the bill please yes uh let me just add up that's two plus that's five and that'll be texas on top of that so you oh [Music] guys i uh the math did not come in good for you guys it's actually gonna be i literally didn't even get anything it's gonna be eight diamonds each wait hang on let me look at the minute texas the highest thing you have is five hey hey hey hey hey you don't just pay for the food i cleaned your i keep the table in like a fifteen years you didn't serve me the food that i wanted i'm out ladies and gentlemen yeah welcome to jelly beanos i am a big big fan and lover of spicy mexican food and i hope you are too wait so it's my restaurant comes with an anthem okay an anthem what do you need a beet i need a beet okay and jelly bean ladies and gentlemen i welcome you we use the door we use we use the no hey this is a health and safety issue yeah this is not safe i will complain to the owner which is you i think there's a health and safety problem here but you've already killed the customer jelly okay uh let me quickly check this feels very familiar this restaurant i guess that's what they call the old spit and rub it's clean it's clean spin and rub your face in here all right thank you jelly oh i don't want to sit in the spit josh oh i'm on the menu today we have wait i'm i'm sliding oh yeah you know i can feel it too it's a bit it's the green goo from the back never mind it's right now all right okay ladies and gentlemen uh i like to name out the menu you know instead of you having to read it we have all the specials for today yes nachos for one diamond breakfast burrito for three diamonds all right a beef slash of pork tacos for four diamonds and by the way yes there's only vegan tacos whoa and fish tacos for six this is a special made fish can i ask you something yes uh down there in the in the black bar it says in very small we accept no responsibility for future bowel movements after consumption of product yes like i said i am a big fan of the very spicy food and some people cannot handle it very well oh good thing i'm a spice lover myself i guess okay we'll all have the i'll have the fish tacos then oh it's that's it six times are you crazy well i guess i'll have the nachos because that's the only thing that's not a lion here i mean beef and pork is not beef and pork unless it's beef and pork you know so i have nachos well those are gonna be not yours all right wait what can you just make the food already was he trying to say not yours but it was nachos i'll have some water please nope oh what it's not vegan enough oh how do i cook fish chef what i feel like the one knowing this we need some like mood music in here you know okay all right all right [Music] is there a bee in here is there a bee [Laughter] all right these are that was mine nachos aren't mine yep dropped it on the floor thank you thank you very much sir wait there you go how many times oh i got two of these yes where are my fish tacos yeah we're the first time jake what are you complaining about in the make they're still in the make excuse me i am not from england put on the music again chef what is the make what i keep hearing bees everywhere a few moments later oh yes all right now both of you yes a little taste test i will but first i need to do this can you beat me can you beat me so i can eat yes um what did you guys think about the spice there's a little bit of is it tingling on your tongue is that is that whirling on my booty what that was quick wait do you have a bathroom actually i might need it right now crazy welcome welcome to slow thin seafood i feel like he didn't know the actual name of this restaurant he just read it out loud what i've presented it yeah good job can you calm down julie he did yeah you can see my restaurant is all based around fish fish and chips you wouldn't say with seafood in the name yeah that's why i said it oh you know what if anybody's got to know how to make fish and chips it's got to be josh right okay yo you know what those actually look like charles and chips anyway come on name guys come on in find your entrance whatever you want yeah oh where's the closest window sir it's right here great take a seat everyone you're not gonna clean it first nope it's i i've already left it purposely dirty from the last people oh great all right next welcome no right as you can see we have fish sticks tuna sand what yep oh like sandwich right it's tuna covered in sand no no it says sandwich i am the chef i know what it is oh sorry obviously we've got the classic fish and chips classic can you be quiet why do you repeat everything he says but way more loud and then a crayfish salad and a crawfish no no it's a french word give it in french josh that's french no a toothy a toothy yeah okay are you saying it's it has a tool in it guys what would you like to order um i'd like the um crayfish oh he just had to say it correctly and craig what would you like i would like i'll have the good old fish and chips thank you sir thank you fish steak so i'm gonna start with the cooking so you guys keep yourselves uh busy again you know i'm a little bit sad trainer he doesn't have an anthem oh wait neither did i though i just had is this your thing for a seafood restaurant oh wait that's actually genius this should be his table shouldn't it that works perfectly that works perfectly we upgraded the table to a boat okay for a restaurant you're one so complicated punch me watch me i can order new things sir if you need it no it's fine i'll i get it it's just gonna take me a second there we go i'm now ready to eat the food later fishing yeah and there you go all right guys wait why does mine look kind of rotten uh i have a complaint what look at the picture of fishing sticks fish and stuff and sticks there are a lot of sticks of fish there yeah yeah we got two also it looks like there's a tail on yours like it's a shrimp josh you've got the child men i'm only paying one diamond but sorry the amount of fish sticks jelly jelly jelly jelly jelly this is the adult menu fish and chips taste test what did you think a little sour salad got a little salt on it a little chip taste also some okay how did you what did you um yeah that's a one out of ten maybe it was terrible nice that's better than the last one all right fish and sticks you gotta taste jelly it's just fish sticks jelly all right he still doesn't really get it does he what do you this is disgusting not very crusty all right nice well that is actually the best the reviews like whoa thanks josh all right well um that'll be i don't see the kit prices anywhere either so i'm out of here yo we just ate for free jelly high fives man yes you left behind your boat oh no watch this all right no later anyway all right enjoy your time i think i had the best restaurant but i'll leave it up to you guys to let me know down in the comments check out these two videos if you want to see some more stuff from me

Channel: Crainer

Views: 618,584

Keywords: PG, Child Friendly, Kid Friendly, Family Friendly, Funny Moments, Slogoman, Jelly, Crainer, Slogo, MC, MIneCraft

Id: o5tgAsnXPqo

Length: 14min 40sec (880 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 19 2021