LET'S KICK THINGS OFF IN WASHINGTON TV. THE MOST FAMOUS STATUE OF A GUY WATCHING TV. ALSO IT'S THE HOME OF AMERICA'S MOST ELITE COVID OUT BREAK. >> AND TURNING TO THE PANDEMIC GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS TESTING POSITIVE FOR COVID IS GROWING LONGER. >> LAST WEEKS GRID IRON DINNER WAS THE SOURCE OF THE OUT BREAK. WE HAVE LEARNED 67 ATTENDEES HAVE TESTED POSITIVE. TEN PERCENT OF THE TOTAL CROWD. >> HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI'S POSITIVE COVID TEST TODAY CAME LESS THAN 24 HOURS AFTER SHE WAS STANDING NEXT TO PRESIDENT BIDEN FOR A BILL SIGNING. THAT INTERACTION FOLLOWED THIS ONE ON TUESDAY, WHEN THE 82- YEAR-OLD KISSED THE PRESIDENT. >> WHITE HOUSE DIRECTOR KATE BEDINGFIELD SAID IT IS POSSIBLE THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN WILL ULTIMATELY TEST POSITIVE FOR COVID. >> I DO THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT, YOU KNOW, IT IS POSSIBLE HE WILL TEST POSITIVE FOR COVID AT SOME POINT. THE PRESIDENT IS CERTAINLY LIVING HIS LIFE. TRAOUF>> Trevor: YOU HEAR THAT E PRESIDENT IS LIVING HIS LIFE. YA, HE'S GETTING KISSED BY PELOSI. HE'S HITTING THE CLUBS. HE'S CALLING OUT MADISON WHERE IS THE ORGY. IT'S A SAVORINGY EVERYONE IS WEARING MASKS. YES, COVID IS RIPPING THROUGH WASHINGTON DC RIGHT NOW. IT'S NICE TO SEE A CAPITOL BEING OVER RAN BY SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T SMEAR FECES IN NANCY PELOSI'S OFFICE. NOBODY IS GETTING REALLY SICK. A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NOW AND THE BEGINNING OF THE PANDEMIC. THE OTHER DIFFERENCE IS THAT NOW WHEN COVID SWEEPS THROUGH A HOUSE FULL OF OLD PEOPLE, ANDREW CUOMO ISN'T AROUND TO COVER IT UP. S IT A CHANGE MOVING FORWARD. WE CAN'T LET OUR GUARD DOWN WITH COVID. THE VACCINES IS ONE OF THE BEST DEFENSES YOU. HAVE I HOPE YOU REMEMBER THAT, STAY SAFE. COVID IS NO JOKE. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Trevor: IN FACT TELL THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU, PULL DOWN YOUR MASK. STAY SAFE. STAY SAFE. ALSO I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY THAT WHY ARE WE KISSING OUR CO WORKERS. IT'S NOT NECESSARY. ALRIGHT. NOT NOW, NOT EVER. IN THE HISTORY OF JOBS, NO ON HAS NEED A KISS FROM A CO-WORKER. NOBODY IS IN THE OFFICE, I WORK SO HARD BUT MY BOSS WOULDN'T SMOOSH HIS WET LIPS ACROSS MY CHEEK. IT'S TOXIC. HE WAS JUST LIKE THANK YOU. S WITH THE KISS. BUT LET'S MOVE ON TO THE BIG ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. IT HAS BEEN TWO WEEKS SINCE THE CRAZIEST OSCARS MOMENT IN LIVING MEMORY. YEAH, I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE HOUSE OF GUCCI DIDN'T WIN BEST HAIR AND MAKEUP. THE WHOLE MOVIE WAS HAIR AND MAKEUP! HOW DID THEY NOT WIN. THE CRAZIEST THING AT THE OSCARS. I ALMOST FORGOT. THERE WAS THE MOMENT WILL SMITH INTRODUCED HIS HAND TO CHRIS ROCK'S FACE. >> IT WAS THE SLAP HEARD ACROSS THE WORLD. AND AFTER SLAPPING CHRIS ROCK DURING THE OSCARS, ACTOR WILL SMITH HAS BEEN BANNED FROM ATTENDING ANY ACADEMY EVENTS FOR THE NEXT DECADE. >> THE ACADEMY ISSUED A STATEMENT YESTERDAY SAYING THIS, IN PART, THE 94TH OSCARS WERE MEANT TO BE A CELEBRATION OF THE MANY INDIVIDUALS IN OUR COMMUNITY WHO DID INCREDIBLE WORK THIS PAST YEAR. HOWEVER, THOSE MOMENTS WERE OVERSHADOWED BY THE UNACCEPTABLE AND HARMFUL BEHAVIOR WE SAW MR. SMITH EXHIBIT ON STAGE. >> THE BOARD'S MOVE WILL KEEP SMITH FROM ATTENDING, PRESENTING OR PERFORMING AT THE OSCARS. IT WON'T BAR HIM FROM BEING NOMINATED OR EVEN WINNING AN ACADEMY AWARD IN THE FUTURE. AND HE GETS TO KEEP THE ONE HE HAS NOW. >> Trevor: DAMN, WILL SMITH HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THE OSCARS FOR TEN YEARS. TEN YEARS. REALIZE BY THEN I AM LEGEND WILL BE REAL LIFE. ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY THIS, I WILL SAY THIS. WHEN I FIRST READ THE HEADLINE I THOUGHT THE WORST PUNISHMENT. TEN YEARS. THEN I GOT INTO THE DETAILS. I REALIZE HE GETS TO KEEP THE OSCAR AND HE CAN WIN OSCARS EVEN THOUGH HE'S BANNED. IN MANY WAYS THIS ISN'T A PUNISHMENT IT'S A FAVOR. WILL SMITH DOESN'T HAVE TO GO TO THE CEREMONY. HE DOESN'T HAVE TO GET DRESSED UP, SIT THROUGH BORING AWARDS. BEST PUNCTUATION IN THE DIGITAL RECYCLED FILM. KILL ME. HE DOESN'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE HAPPY WHEN HE LOSES. I WISH I COULD BE BANNED FROM THE EMMYS. AOEUFR YEAR I HAVE TO GO AND ACT LIKE I MIGHT BEAT JOHN OLIVER. IT'S A NICE MAYOR. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ME. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Trevor: IT'S JOHN OLIVER. I ALSO THINK THEY SHOULD OF CONSULTED CHRIS ROCK FOR THE PUNISHMENT. IF WILL IS GOING TO THE OSCARS THAT'S FOUR HOURS HE KNOWS WHERE WILL IS. NOW HE COULD BE ANYWHERE. I DON'T THINK THEY SHOULD OF BANNED HIM. I THINK THEY SHOULD OF HIRED HIM TO REPLACE THE WRAP IT UP MUSIC THEY PLAY AT A WARD SHOWS. YA. DO YOU KNOW HOW QUICKLY WINNERS WILL FINISH THEIR SPEECHES WHEN THEY SEE WILL SMITH WATCHING THEM FROM THE SIDE OF THE STAGE. AND I JUST WANT TO THANK MY AGENT AND MY PUBLICIST AND MY AGENT'S PUBLICIST. I'M DONE, I'M DONE. I'M DONE, I'M DONE. THE MAIN THING IS WE CAN MOVE ON AND STOP TALK ABOUT THE SLAP. THE PUNISHMENT IS OUT. MAN MADE A MISTAKE. LET'S MOVE ON. MOVE ON. NOW WE CAN GET BACK TO TALK ING ABOUT THE SLAP THAT PUSHED OFF THE FRONT STAGE. THE WAR IN UKRAINE. LET'S MOVE ON AND TALKING ABOUT THAT. AS RUSSIAN TROOPS RECEIVE WESTERN UKRAINE, IT APPEARS PUGH TIN WILL BE FOCUSED ON THE EASTERN REGIONS ON RUSSIA'S BORDER. FOR THE LATEST SHOW OF SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE. SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE, BRITISH PRIME MINISTER BORIS JOHNSON MET WITH UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT VOLODYMYR ZELENSKYY ON THE STREETS OF WAR-TORN KYIV. AND IT'S CRAZY THAT EVEN THOUGH HE'S WEARING A FULL SUIT, BORIS IS SOMEHOW THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEING KEPT UP AT NIGHT BY RUSSIAN BOMBS. BUT WHILE THE REST OF WORLD IS FOCUSED ON THE UKRAINIAN VICTIM OF PUTIN'S WAR MANY INSTAGRAMMERS FEEL TO BE THE VICTIMS. >> OVER 600 COMPANIES HAVE WITHDRAWN THEIR BUSINESSES FROM RUSSIA SO FAR. SOME LIKE CHANEL EVEN REFUSING TO SELL PRODUCTS TO RUSSIANS ABROAD UNLESS THEY CONFIRM THEY WON'T USE THOSE PRODUCTS IN RUSSIA. ENRAGED RUSSIAN INFLUENCERS POSTED VIDEOS SHOWING THEM CUTTING UP THEIR CHANEL BAGS IN PROTEST. >> S THEY DO NOT RESPECT THEIR CLIENTS. WHY DO WE RESPECT CHANNEL HOUSE. >> HEY. YA, ON THE LIT LIFT OF PEOPLE I FEEL BAD FOR. RUSSIAN INFLUENCERS IS RIGHT AT THE TOP. AT THE TOP FOR ME. WE HAVE SEEN THE ECONOMIC PRESSURE IS HAVING AN EFFECT THAT. INSTAGRAM MODEL CAN'T BUY PANTS ANY MORE. THE SAEUFRPGERS ARE CLEARLY WORKING. I'M CONFUSED WHEN PEOPLE PROTEST COMPANIES BY DESTROYING STUFF THEY BOUGHT. CHANNEL, I WILL SHOW YOU. I CUT MY BAG. CHANNEL HAS YOUR MONEY. THIS DOESN'T HURT CHANNEL. YOU THINKER YOU CUT UP THAT PERCENT COCO CHANNEL IS FEELING IT LIKE RAY DESIGNER VOODOO DAHLER. THEY ARE CUTTING ME. I FEEL IT IN MY HEART. NO IT'S LIVING BRING ME MORE CHAMPAGNE. I'M DEAD, BRING ME CHAMPAGNE. THAT'S IT FOR THE HEAD HRAOUPBZ. BEFORE WE GO LET'S CHECK IN ON THE TRAFFIC RECORD, EVERYBODY. YES, WHAT IS GOING ON. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> YES. WE ARE READY TO TAKE A QUICK LOOK AT THE ROADS. LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT THE, THE WHOLE COVID THING IN DC. > Trevor: DEMOCRATS GETTING COVID? >> THEY'RE JUST NOW GETTING COVID. >> Trevor: YA. >> THEY MISSED THE SYMPATHY WINDOW. WHY TAKE IT THIS LONG -- YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO GET COVID IN THE SIX OR SEVEN MONTHS YOU GET THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS. PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU. I CALL IT ORIGINAL RECIPE, WAY BACK IN THE DAY. THE SYMPATHY WINDOW IS IMPORTANT. YOU GET COVID NOW NOBODY GIVES A DAMN. IT'S LIVING DANDRUFF, NOBODY CARES. KEEP THE SH [BEEP] OFF ME AND I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW. THAT'S ALL IT IS. I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND IT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, MAN. HERE IS OTHERS THING, COVID. THE NAME COVID, WE WILL GET TO THAT IN A SECOND. PART OF THE PROBLEM WITH THE VACCINATION SHIT MAN NOBODY IS SCARED OF THE NAME COVID. YOU CONTROL AMERICANS WITH FEAR. WE WERE DONE WITH COVID. SHOULD OF CALLED IT SKY AIDES. >> Trevor: SKY AIDES. >> VACCINATION WOULD BE 97%. IF YOU NEW AIDES WAS IN THE AIR YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE. WHY AM I HERE RIGHT NOW? >> Trevor: PEOPLE LIKE WATCHING THE NEWS AND TRAFFIC ON THE FUSE. >> AT NIGHT THEY LIKE THE TRAFFIC AT NIGHT? >> Trevor: THEY WATCH TRAFFIC ALL THE TIME, ROY. >> WHY TRUST A GUY ON TV ABOUT THE TRAFFIC. YOU HAVE A TV IN YOUR POCKET. YOU HAVE A TELEPHONE -- IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING PASS A I PHONE TWO, YOU DON'T NEED ME. ME AND VAN NA WHITE WE'RE A SCA. >> Trevor: TELL US THE TRAFFIC, ROY. I'M TRYING TO MAKE A NEWS SHOW, ROY. >> IF YOU WANT BETTER TRAFFIC STAY HOME. YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE. LOOK AT THE GROAN. THEY'RE HAPPY, NOT PART OF THE PROBLEM. WRONG BAM, THEY HIT THE RED. NOW THE PEOPLE UP TOP, I'M SMART GOING THIS WAY. WRONG, RED BITCH. I FEEL SORRY FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE CENTER. I FOAL SORRY FOR THE PEOPLE STUCK IN TRAFFIC MORE THAN ANYONE NOW CATCHING COVID TW
