This is Ms T.Rrain and Mr P.Lane. Both
traveling between Scotland and London Dahhh the dawn chorus! Ready for the big business, meeting are we? That's the spirit! Beauty sleep is not what they say. Yes. Who needs a lie-in when you're flying? Morning! Downloading BEAM, the free on-board enter-trainment app. Splendid! Still in that queue, hei? Have you...moved at all? Now! Make the most of it! Enjoy the free in-station Wi-Fi, put your
feet up, kick off your shoes, take out your mobile and any other sharp
objects. Stretch out nice and wide.. Oh!..Calm and relax because everyone's on the ball. That's the ticket! A hundred-and-twenty-five-mile-an-hour mobile office with free Wi-Fi and countryside views.
Splendid! Oh, time to get into airplane mode. Your phone in your ...arms... Do a little bit of work if you fancy, recharge your batteries. maybe take in a movie before sampling
one of the many food options. Ah! freshly cooked breakfast..Yum! Sandwich looks...appetizing... So, just a light of being delivered first class. Happy, calm and rested. It's important to have a clear head, isn't it? And to be right in the city centre too. Not suck miles away on a plane with your face in someone's armpit. Early, serene, relaxed..all makes a good
impression with the clients. But where is Mr P.Lane? Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Someone's not making quite such a good imp...OK! Just walk in there, pretend it was meant to happen. Maybe no one will notice the bag or the sweat patches. Then turn over a new leaf and book your return journey using virgintrains.com Ah! You have! Good man. Well, we all need a helping hand now and again, don't we? Virgin Trains First Class. Join the
miles better club and Be Bound for Glory!
