Total Drama Audition Tapes

is it on okay watch this guys I'm going to bag me a big old moose Mom Mom oh shoot I'm sorry 57 58 59 60 you see that I'm the only girl in school who can do more than 10 Pull-Ups so whatever you can throw at me I can handle it bring it hey you're dead do you hear me so if you want a really strong competitor who gets along with everyone pick me you can edit this right awesome thanks hey I'm Noah you may not know me but you will because I'm going places see I've got a plan hey Noah way to go on winning class president you deserve it man thanks Joey see I got smarts and that's what wins in the end trust me I got this one in the bag Justin Justin [Music] Justin [Music] what you need on this show is a real athlete and I'm your man yeah baby catch this [Music] action oh [Music] okay so there are some things you should know about me um I'm really loyal and I'm like so smart you have no idea maybe even a genius and but the thing I'm best at is I'm awesome at trolling fire batons okay ready okay hey oh oops okay should not not do that indoors sorry Mom girl you know it's true you make me feel so blue when you don't come around I was lost and now I'm found come on Cody what did I tell you about making all that noise sorry Dad he just doesn't get it I'm going to be a superstar one day even bigger Gat her boys are cool yeah yeah want to be with you yeah yeah can you ha call me cuz I'll be there for you call me for uh you yeah and when you call me Beth Beth what's all that rocket up there nothing one day I'm going to be a star you'll see they'll all [Applause] [Music] [Music] see vote for Courtney hi vote for Courtney oh hi so as you know I'm running for student council president and if I win I'll be the youngest one ever at this school if you pick me for your new show I promise I'll conduct myself with Integrity honor and I'll get two new pop machines for the cafeteria oh I just mixed up the two speeches can we start over what do you mean no I mean I've got to get to gym class you promised you take my audition for Total Drama Island Tom look just give me the camera give it to me you are so not going to be my secretary if I win vote for Courtney I've got badges in bass fishing basketry Farm mechanics model making rabbit raising and stamp collecting with a master badge incompass reading [Music] I'm just a man just a one woman man yeah that's all I am and if I can I want to find that one woman oh crap okay brid we're rolling all right go for it BR show what you got babe okay here [Music] goes okay I know I suck but I am a real friend and an honest player and if you pick me I promise to either win with Integrity or leave with my head held high the audition sheet says to list my best qualities but there's so many I'm pretty and smart and I I get along with everyone even ugly girls mhm I love camping even though I've never gone I have bikinis for every season even the ones not listed on the calendar and I'm bil language I speak fluent English and American hey dog DJ here I think I'd be a good contestant for Total Drama Island because I'm kind and courteous I work well with others and I'm strong and well I was raised right thanks mom actually my mom's the reason I want to win she told me that I could be anything I want I love you Mom that's it thanks for [Music] listening byebye Izzy is name my freaky being enjoy I okay okay here's what I can do okay I can um roll my eyes all the way back in my head okay I can also double joint both of my elbows okay catch an eyeful of this okay and I can oh I can wrap my tongue uh around my head like a turban just like I can wrap okay so let me be on Total Drama Island boring be never will it KY what Mom just a typical weight night with me in my bucks just a couple hundred of us van 60 or 70 party pizzas woo see life is over like that man you don't stop and have a part party every Monday or uh every Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday you're going to regret it so peace chill out party it's all good my friends hey yo l shaa in the house big bold and boo delicious I'm giving a shout out to my TDI crew if you want a sister who's straight up large and in charge then give her holla back cuz I'm all that and a bag of chips well what You Waiting For Fools I ain't got all [Music] [Music] day hey Duncan here but then you probably know me since I'm somewhat of a local celebrity around these parts yeah photographers are taking my picture all the time it's because of my charm and good looks and the fact that I live in a big house with tons of security cameras and guard dogs if I had to pick my best quality I'd say I'm resourceful yeah I'm pretty quick on my feet well it's been nice chatting with you but I really got to [Music] run will I be nervous if I'm chosen to be on the show no why should I be I am extremely comfortable being on National Television I know I look good some girls may have issues with their bodies but maybe they just aren't as pretty as I am pick me and I promise high ratings yeah I'm going to win Total Drama revenge of the Island cuz I come from a long line of people who think outside the box like my great-grandfather Dave who invented Forks before him people just shove food into their mouths with strips of bark yeah and my great great aunt Lois invented plates before her food just sat around on the floor getting stepped on so sad and my great great great great Uncle George he invented floors before him the only way you could have a carpet was if you let grass grow on the inside of your house I can't wait to tell everyone about my family I just know they'll be impressed hi my name is Dakota future reality show Mega star fashion model and eventually award-winning movie actress ooh and maybe pop music star too if I have the time you might want to preserve this recording for Prosperity people are going to look back on this audition and see where my path to start and began that's right when I'm done on Total Drama revenge of the Island I'm going to be the biggest thing [Music] [Music] ever greetings citizens of the Universe I am Dawn and I'm recording this for the purpose of participating in Total Drama revenge of the Island oh hello there blessed little one I read my tea leaves this morning and they said that the show would make me a lot of money well money's not important to me nature and my animal friends are it's by channeling their har Harmony that I will win Total Drama and donate my money to help Mother Earth yeah I've got a pretty strict morning routine warm up with a little game blob then hit it hard with the SED yes got the sorcerer's Medallion and punched out the ninja Overlord all in a gamer day's work oh man blew a fuse again that's [Music] cool private brick MacArthur reporting for Duty permission to explain why I would be a valuable asset to Total Drama as a military Cadet I have the advantage of razor sharp senses from years of training I can take anything you could throw at me and believe me when I say nothing gets past me I mean nothing hi I'm am Maria and I am so going to win this show okay I never really watched to to drama Rama whatever until my girlfriends made me sit through one of those singing episodes and right away I knew the show needed me check in you need in me like I need a hi Mike here to explain why I would be great for the next total drama for one I have a lot of different talents to offer I can be agile and graceful but also tough and Scrappy with the Keen senses of a Wilderness Survivor I'm ready to win this season I don't care what what my doctor says um did I say doctor I meant psychiatrist no I mean do over no no to the producers of Total Drama you will choose me as a contestant for the following reasons I am the best I am the strongest I am the smartest and by extension the meanest I will win the million dollars which you will give to me in small unmarked bills and second thought you will simply hand the money over to me right now because nobody could possibly be better than me that is all camera on papy okay good for my audition I'm going to demonstrate how my papy taught me to hunt for kitchen rats there's another Critter how do you like my moves Chris call me your little island won't know what hit it I want to be on Total Drama because yeah I want to meet other teens outside my small town that go to Indie theater and wear retro clothes and Horn room glasses every Saturday night the town jocks drive up and down Main Street cheering for the football team seriously if I get on the show my worst nightmare would be to get voted off by a jock but what are the chances of that man Chris should have let lightning be a team of one Lightning's used to caring his teams back home but at least those guys can actually play the game not like this bunch of losers but if Chris is trying to make lightning look bad he can't think again lightning never gives up and never surrenders sh lightning I am what's known as a Bubble Boy growing up my mom was really overprotective so I've never gone swimming before up until 6 hours ago I've never done anything before except Reed and S A lot um but that doesn't mean I'm not a force to be reckoned with no way daus plexus the monarch butterfly oh it's so [Music] heavy hello my name is beer do I am pretty shy and until I warm up to new people I tend to just make noises and be generally Bome I hope that if I am selected my team can see past that and give me a chance to show them what a great guy I truly am thank you what would make me a good contestant well I've battled armies of vampires and demons from the darkest mountains of ravencraft and I defeated them all with my hello oh hey Tibby no can't making a video plus yesterday someone stole my unicycle yes I'm very serious walk but it's raining no I'm not made of paper but my Cape is I just saw Sam's pathetic audition tape for Total Drama so I decided to submit my own cuz oh my gag who'd pick her over me I was born first and samie has been coming in last ever since my bags are already packed just send the limo Rodney here I just want to say if you pick me I'll be leaving behind my special lady Debbie we haven't actually spoken yet but the second we do I know it's going to be love same goes for Rachel Alicia Tammy Christine Becky Mary Lou Mary Jane then there's that girl from the store I think it was a girl it could have been a mannequin but one thing's for sure it's true love they're probably worried I'll meet some new gal on the island what are the chances of that happening I'm Sammy not Samy I don't even know why I said that no one has ever called me samie I mean who would right anyway I don't have a sister or anything it's pretty much just me and I'm really confident cuz of the no sister thing and babie get your butt out here uh I got to go pick me my name is Ella I was a huge fan of Total Drama World Tour I memor ized all the songs from That season and performed them at the local mall in a oneperson flash mob the nice Security man told me I had a beautiful voice and that I was banned from the mall please pick [Applause] me my apartment walls are very thin sorry Mr McGillis my parents named me scarlet a named arrived from an English surname with an occupational meaning referring to a person who sells cloth personally I have higher expectations for myself the $1 million prize would ensure I am able to attend any University of my choosing I should add that while the total drama series is statistically popular I believe it is directly responsible for the troubled behavior of today's youth I thank the selection committee for their time toer here a lot of people have told me I look like a young Chris mlan in fact my nickname is Chris 2.0 I gave it to myself he morning campers time to eat pain right Chef I don't care about the money I just want the chance to stare down the barrel of the camera and say welcome to Total Drama Bad Chef bad hey hi Dave me I'm starting over hi I'm Dave I'd like to be on your total Island thing show the drama one Total Drama that's what it's called I really should have written down what I wanted to say but the only pen I could find was all chewed up and not by me kind of gross out just thinking about it as a competitor I'd be vicious all about the money not there to make friends know what I mean keep people at arms length grab that cash I'm going to play this cold I feel being a contestant on Total Drama would be a great step towards taking over over the world and also meeting people I don't get out much I should warn you I am evil I know right now you're probably saying we've had plenty of evil on our show to that I say nay you have never seen evil like me I am beyond evil we need a new word for the evil that I am I've been working on that but what with my French hornless in the babysitting there's just no time Australia is home to 11 of the world's deadliest creatures oh and our toilets do not flush backwards I think that's about all you need to know about where I'm from a and this is my cat whiskers she's pretty playful I'm an obvious choice cuz I've been on TV before probably recognize me from the Darwin food Safari restaurant commercial oh yeah I'm a pro hungry for a tasty snack zebra tiger dolphin Yak come inside please join me at Darwin's food Safari let us put a smile on your plate I I mean a face on your plate a smile on your face w w nailed it

Channel: totaldramaactonnext

Views: 2,682,680

Keywords: total drama island, total drama revenge of the island, total drama pahkitew island, audition tapes, animation

Id: 31D-6SRQWx8

Length: 22min 26sec (1346 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 14 2016