Top 5 Times Archie Bunker Was Put In His Place | All In The Family

[Music] well you're onee dirty than I thought you were what the hell is dirty about getting married I'll tell you what's dirty about getting married it's dumb okay Arie now suppose you were alone at your age and you wanted to get married I'm going to answer that question even before you asked I would look for a woman my own age okay SW but suppose while you're looking you happen to meet a woman of 18 she falls in love with you has it ever crossed your mind not that never crosses my mind so you don't think it's possible for a woman of 18 to fall in love with you a woman wait sightly sightly do you think it's possible for you to fall in love with a woman of 18 certainly doesn't matter with that I may be a man of 50 years of age but I'm alive and well and all my parts are white in order and God know I ain't no fru but I like to think I can control myself I mean I'm an intelligent man I ain't an animal of Carnival instinctual like you what the hell am I doing here I don't have to listen to this you got to listen to anything your older brother tells you and I'm telling you this I ain't gone into business with you shink aerious I never heard anything more crazy in my whole life while you and need ain't roping me into anything like that now I know why you take the Chinese food because you and it got soft noodles step aside go ahead Captain an come on we're going home we're not staying for dinner no please don't go let them go but we're going to have such a nice dinner I'm sorry maybe it's better this way some other time oh yeah when you're older good right well I don't try to cash that check at the bank cuz I'm going to call him up there and put a stoper roone on bye uncle Archie what are you doing here Mrs Jay picking up a couple extra bucks for yourself that's right under B Mrs Edwards bunker Archie ball she didn't have to say it that loud bunker bunker I don't have an archall bunker well it's in there just look a little further I have an idith bunker that's me that's my wife she's in there I must be there too well I can't find your name either what do you mean Mrs Jefferson got to be in there well when was the last time you voted Mr bunker uh I voted for reix well I should have a card here for you that was in 1968 no you didn't vote for that Nixon that was the Humphrey Nixon you voted for the Kennedy Nixon you haven't voted since 1960 huh well listen I had a lot of things to do something was always coming up yeah once he had a bad toe [Music] spasm well I'm awfully sorry Mr bunker but if you haven't registered in 11 years you're not eligible to vote now holy you ain't going to sit there and tell me I ain't going to be allowed to vote in this election hey hey hey hey hold it down now Mac now what's the trouble here uh Mr bunker is registered officer and I can't find his name well then look in some other book it must be there I've been living in this neighborhood for for 30 years I even went to school in this building here it's got to be there is this card in the book no then you can't vote now step aside and let the lady vote step aside under people of baloney that's what that is why don't you say something about this is this guy bothering you lady oh no he's my husband you got my sympathy try and keep him quiet will you will you sign here please Mrs bunker and then go right over there thank you Louise I'll be right back a wait wait leave come here don't say nothing to the kids about what happened over here oh no Ary not a word I promise wait come here how you going to vote oh I can't discuss that Archie it's a secret balance eat it over here and sit down I want to know how you're going to vote I can't tell you that Arie a person's vote is between his conscience and himself EDI you remember when we was married what the minister said a man and his wife are as one it was a beautiful thought then and it's a beautiful thought now and was never true it all it because between the two of us we only got one [Laughter] V because I'm registered and you're not because you didn't remind me to register oh yes I did how many times once about it let's forget it Lundy needs all the help we can give him but you got a lot of votes for him last night you was out till midnight ringing doorbells Ed it Ed it listen to me I only got As far as Kelsey's Bar I couldn't get out of it I waited this man and wife we're supposed to share everything right yeah so I lost my vote you share my loss you got your vote I share your gain 50/50 see wanks now this is the way I want you to vote our vote hey folks dummy y aren't you guys going to vote yeah I better go in now what about you ar oh well you already voted i' done that that fast well all I had to do was go in and vote against pack and in and out like a shot that's all see you at home bye daddy hey you need help with that cross white kiddo just holler you know it's all your white there's one thing I'm good at is whes a cross a Biblical H sng in church oh well that's right at my alley there cuz you know my two best subjects is religion and wrestling H let's see that bi him how many letters is that five five I think I got that holler oh uh I think they're wrong there it's only four see the white is s s o m m put that down there what am I supposed to do with the extra Square just take your pencil and black it in I think it's PSM well I ain't going to argue with you there Snooks you want to go around the rest of your life saying pum hey that's okay with me and here we are we have the orange juice in here and then we go in there for brunch my my how fany all right all right leave it there huh cosmopolit oh Daddy stop it I think it's very today that's right the In Crowd never has a whole meal in one room anymore well that's what they say you're a pip you know that a real pip you're married 22 years today daddy so talk real nice to Mom okay listen little girl you just go on and mind your own bwax huh and pull that skate down every time you sit on on one of them things the mystery's over what the hell is it nowadays will you tell me girls with skates up to here guys with hair down to [Music] there I stopped in a jent's room the other day so helped me there was a guy and there with a ponytail my heart nearly Ted over me I thought I was in the wrong tur why do you fight it the world's changing that's right that's what the Reverend fure was saying you two should have heard him of course Mr religion here wasn't see an eye to eye with the sermon what sermon that was socialist propaganda pure and simple and don't give me that look you didn't think it was so hot either I said it was different that's all but I didn't curse the Reverend from right there in the front he never heard me besides I ain't sitting still for no preacher telling me that I'm to blame for all this breakdown and Law and Order that's going on why not we're all to blame for not paying attention to the cause of it the cause of it I tell you the cause of it the cause of it is these SB sisters like your Reverend feler and the bleeding hearts and weeping Nellies like used to like us you think we better read no no no wait a second wait a second it's you me yeah that's right you the property owner which with a 24 4 in TVs and your four sliced toasters and your ice making refrigerators that's all you care about Archie is what you got and how you can keep it well you'd care about it too sunny boy if you had anything it wasn't living on for me without a pot to peel of potato wait a second you the one you're the one who said I could stay here while I was in school I thought it was going to be for a year while you learned a trade or something I didn't think you was going to wind up in college Ling how to be a survive about that's that's ridicul I just want to learn a little bit about Society so I can help people people your mother-in-law and me's people help us will you go to work I know what's bothering you you're upset because I was nailing you on that Law and Order thing you nailing me yeah that's right now I'm now I'm going to tell you something Michael no no wait a second I I'm I'm sorry glor I know I promise but I feel I got to say this you know why we got a break down in Law and Order in this country Archie because we got poverty real poverty and you know why we got that because guys like you are unwilling to give the black man the Mexican American and all the other minorities that just and rightful heart earn share of the American dream who said he wasn't smart that's beautiful Michael beautiful oh that's gorgeous now let me tell you something if your SPS in your space want their rightful share of the American dream let them get out there and hustle for it just like I do yeah but Arie you're forgetting one thing you didn't have to hustle with a black skin though I didn't have to hustle with one arm and one leg neither so what so you're admitting that the black man is handicapped oh no no more than me he's just as good as me now I suppose you're going to tell me that the black man has had the same opportunity in this country as you more he's had more I didn't have no million people out there marching and protesting to get me my job no it's Uncle got it for ID it where's my D all I do huh paying for the food the clothes the taxes the household utilities huh all all day long on a job wiing my butt off Y what about me I'm here all day working my butt [Laughter] [Music] off oh my God if your mother was here to hear that coming out of your mouth I'm glad she died Ed it that killed everything you said up to that point and now the argument is definitely over no it ain't over it is over it ain't over now I ain't leaving here tomorrow till after that wedding and neither are you what no them people is depending on us and I'm dependent on you and if you walk out on me tomorrow you can keep on [Music] walking now the argument is [Applause] over

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Length: 13min 58sec (838 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 12 2024