Top 15 HILARIOUS Night Shift Stories

number fifteen so I get this job working at a convenience store in a shady part of town they didn't care about my age and paid me under the table so I was working the 9:00 p.m. to 7:00 a.m. shift and this place is in the ghetto this means I was working the [ __ ] hell shift one night in particular was more outrageous than the others that would be dear man at about 3:00 a.m. this man walks into my store he's wearing absolutely nothing but a deer hide now this wouldn't be too crazy if it didn't seem like a freshly skinned deer hide like naked dude deer hide hanging over his shoulders like some sort of demented Superman with the [ __ ] deer head on his head antlers and all he walked in and told me he had to find Santa he was going to save Christmas and to do that he needed a free case of beer when I told him no he started stomping his feet and pointing his antlers at me finally I gave him a case at Half Price he made a hoarse sound and walked out I was completely dumbfounded number fourteen I used to work overnight at a popular gas station here in the Bible Belt I am NOT from this part of the country mind you also it should be noticed that I worked alone anyway one night two 20-somethings come in at around 3 or 4 a.m. the van they ride up in is in terrible shape no from plate one headlight out etc as I'm doing my regular cleaning they are wandering around I keep my eye on them and realize both have filled soda cups twice since they arrived on top of this I see them stealing what would Jesus do wristband and necklaces and shirts these are 20 bucks a pop I note it from my manager to look into on video the next day they come to pay for the drinks they have having been very sketchy and asking for all kinds of free handouts I was already on edge and ready to see them go I ring them up for two sodas plus two refills each roughly 350 instead of $2 they flip out one lady was black the other white black lady starts calling me racial slurs and insists on my bigotry due to me overcharging her I asked them to please leave and never come back they point out on camera how they stole from me as they leave the piece-of-shit van they have isn't starting and I had enough time to walk around it and record the license-plate number all while being berated then finally starts and they crank into reverse going the entire way out onto the road in Reverse without turning on the headlights it causes someone to hit them the person is livid and calls the police cops show up and ask my statement I give them a run down and asked if they had any what would Jesus do stuff on them as they said they shop lifted it they did indeed and it was going on the list of charges sweet justice to me and the cop laughed for a good five minutes about the whole thing number thirteen I work as a night audit usually its run-of-the-mill crazy and sometimes it's just special this old woman calls down to the front desk around 11:00 p.m. demanding that I turn off the cameras at first I thought she met the cameras in the hallway and I explained that I can they're there for security reasons nope she was convinced there were cameras installed in her room I end up as sharing her that I've turned off all the cameras in her room and she hung up my coworker just laughed and shrugged and I sighed I thought for sure I was going to have a crappy night oddly enough it was quiet so I just assumed the old woman was just sleep calling or something in the morning just before shift change the old woman comes down and starts just yelling and screaming at me about how I stole her soul with the cameras in the room and demanded that I sell it back to her just to make her shut up I say okay she smiles politely and then hands me a $500 Monopoly bill and thanks me for being such a nice young girl she drinks her coffee and eats breakfast like nothing has happened number 12 I'm a manager at a cell phone store one night when I was particularly busy an elderly lady walked up to the counter she was visibly upset to the point where I thought she may have a nervous breakdown she takes a deep breath appears to compose herself to convey a horrific story to me and says no matter what I do I cannot get a dial tone on my cell phone I've tried for hours I have had this phone for years and I cannot afford another one I am former that I can take a look at her phone to determine the issue and hopefully resolve it for without her having to purchase a new phone she solemnly reaches into her purse and pulls out the phone the first thing I noticed is that it looks nothing like any of the phones that we carry and then I see across the top of the device it says Toshiba trying to keep my composure as well as not to embarrass her seeing how distraught she was I said ma'am that's her remote control for a television she immediately becomes infuriated and yells you don't have to be such an ass about it snatches her remote control from the counter and storms out through a store full of customers number 11 I was working third shift in January in Iowa about 4 a.m. a guy enters the store only wearing boots and boxers he asked for water I point to the coffee machine and as I was beginning to explain that he would need a cup of ice because the water is extremely hot he puts his mouth to the spout on the coffee machine and starts chugging he finished and left the store and starts running down the street about 30 seconds later a cop car pulls up with the car lights on and came inside I just pointed in the direction the guy was running down the street and the cop said thanks and drove after him number 10 I was proposed to by an elderly woman about 10 minutes before we closed as I was ringing her up she suddenly pulls out a ring looks at me and says nice cashier boy will you marry me her son who was with her came up and apologized and told me she had dementia as they were leaving she told me to keep the ring so I could give it to a nice girl one day number 9 I worked a late evening shift in a convenience store years ago I remember the day I quit like it was yesterday a customer came in looking in pain and walking funny and asked for the bathroom keys he ran to the bathroom awkwardly with his legs pressed together stayed in there for about five minutes then came back said thank you and left later I went to the bathroom opened the door and there was [ __ ] everywhere on the walls on the mirror on the floor even on the [ __ ] ceiling I [ __ ] you not yes pun intended do you have [ __ ] on the ceiling implies that he literally flung his pur round I called my manager and quit on the spot number eight I used to work at a homeless shelter on night shift saw a lot of odd happenings during those years but by far the strangest thing was at night I thought I witnessed the beginning of a zombie apocalypse Ned a 35 year old alcoholic got up to have a smoke I let him out into the courtyard and went to do some chores this was out about midnight so about 10 minutes later I go look outside and net is gone this isn't weird because as noted Ned is an alcoholic and it was still bar time I sit at my desk and start doing paperwork when I hear rustling outside I look up and I see Ned in the window with blood on his face I open the door and ask him what happened that's when he growled at me and ran forward with his arms out so I slammed the door and back away Ned fumbles with the knob and growl some more another guy the shelter comes by the office and sees this and slowly backs away Ned then stopped trying to get in and began running around the yard growling and trying to climb a fence I call 911 because I don't know what the [ __ ] is happening the dispatcher is so confused by my description that she says she will send police to talk to me the cops show up and Ned runs at them growling he hurls himself over the fence to do this one cop pulls his gun while the other pulls a Taser neither fire I'm watching this from the window with the other client the cops are yelling at Ned who all of a sudden gets up walks towards my door grabs a cigarette but and lights up the cops approached him with their weapon still out he looks at them smiles and says I didn't do it man turns out Ned has a seizure disorder that causes him to run around rather than fall over and shake but to me dude went full-on zombie number 7 I work night security for two years one night at around 2 a.m. an unnaturally thick fog rolled into town I was sitting on a bench next to a big hill that drunks usually walk down however tonight through the mist came Jesus Christ or at least a guy dressed like him everything robe crown-of-thorns sandals sash all the fixin's he simply walked by us said peace be with you and disappeared into the mist again it wasn't Easter at Christmas weekend so it really made no sense why someone would dress up like that number six I worked the night shift at a 7-eleven for years one night a woman came in to get coffee and she was crying I made the mistake of asking her what was wrong she started crying harder and told me a demon had touched her sweater and her angel wings had burned off she started hysterically crying and told me she had to find a priest to bless her and her sweater this was around 2:00 a.m. she was inconsolable had tears running down her face and asked me do you think my angel wings will grow back I tried to sound as optimistic as possible when I said I hope so number five a couple pulled up to get some gas after the bars closed they were both drunk and arguing the guy had gone out and started to fill the car with gas when the chick came out of the car snatched the nozzle and sprayed him down in gas well he was screaming and freaking out she calmly opened the passenger door reached into the glove box and got out a small box of matches she then started to flick them towards him off the box so they would be lit and sailing towards his gas soaked body he ran off up the highway and she was in hot pursuit number four a few weeks ago I had this strange older guy come in the thing was he didn't just come in he danced in moon walked in a way he asked for a small package of belmonts and I said small in stature or in numbers I suppose he was charmed by this because afterwards he stuck around to chat with me he gave me his card and said he was a lawyer then did some weird coin-flipping tricks and left number three a couple walk up to me that seemed to have just started dating there in that stage where they can't keep their hands off each other they buy a pack of cigarettes and are practically screwing each other against my booth as I ring them up as they walk away I noticed a white car pull up to them and the couple in the driver begin talk I begin the procedure to close the gas station I accent my booth and notice that the three people aren't talking but arguing it becomes obvious that the driver of the car is the ex-girlfriend and she was dumped so the guy could start dating the new girl the last bit of conversation I hear is the guy saying [ __ ] you if you're not going to handle this rationally we're done talking the guy and girl start walking away girl in the car says don't you walk away from me you son of a [ __ ] she then floors it missing the couple by a couple of feet at best she then spins around in the parking lot and makes another attempt at it barely missing one of my gas pumps in the process she then takes off I called 911 security she was charged with two counts of attempted murder number two ten o'clock at night I was informed by a cashier that a woman had been on one of the pay phones for over three hours this was before cell phones were common I shrug it off we have other pay phones available no one was complaining she wasn't causing a scene if she or the other person wanted to continue to pay for it that's her problem 11:30 comes rolling around we close at midnight noting that she's still on the phone I mentioned to her that we'll be closing in half an hour and that she'll need to continue her call from somewhere else at that time she nods I walk away midnight rolls around we have a cop on duty on weekends who's making a sweep of the store to make sure no one is still inside that doesn't belong there I walk over to the woman and tell her she's gonna have to leave because her clothes she tells me to go [ __ ] myself I informed the cop of the woman he walks over to her ma'am ma'am it's time for you to leave now she turns her back to the cop and continues talking he then walks around to face her again and she does the same thing he's now agitated get off the phone now she shoves her hand in his face turns her back again and keeps talking he grabs the phone and hangs up she proceeds to jump on the cop and beat the [ __ ] out of him which results in her getting arrested number one was patrolling a federal building one night around I am there's a flight of stairs that seems about two storeys tall that leads from one area of the buildings down to the courtyard in front of the main building I saw a guy leave one of the federal buildings with a briefcase and what I thought was a computer but it turned out to be a skateboard he proceeded to try to rail down the enormous amount of stairs on the handrail he made it about 60% of the way down and then fell he looked like he was mangled as he rolled down the last part of the stairs briefcase still firmly in hand I ran over to see if he was dead and I got about 20 yards from him and he jumped up bleeding from his face and limping grabbed the skateboard and whatever fell out of his pocket and just got into a cab that had just pulled up and drove away there was a trickle of blood all the way to where he got into the cab after getting to the bottom of the stereo he must have fallen down at least 200 feet of concrete stairs it was insane and I just kind of sat there and looked at it for about 20 minutes or so before going about my business they had a video of it in the camera room inside but only at the bottom of the stairs where it showed him get up and walk away it was unreal got an idea for a top 15 list be sure to leave it in the comments below be sure to subscribe for future videos thanks for watching

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Published: Wed Jul 01 2015