Hey everyone! Welcome back to most amazing top 10. What was one of the best parts of going to
McDonald’s as a kid? You got to get a toy with your food, that’s
like getting an iPhone 10 with a headphone jack, your dreaming. But there have been some disturbing happy
meal toys throughout the years. So I’m counting down the Top 10 scariest
mcdonalds happy meal toys. Make sure you like comment subscribe, hit
the little notification bell and let’s get into it. 10 sky dancers Little plastic princesses with wings that
you could throw into the air and they would come twirling down ever so nicely. If by ever so nicely you mean a cold slap
in the face. Sky dancers were a happy meal toy that little
girls went bananas for somewhere in the early 90s. The way that the toy was supposed to work
was you throw it up into the air and it spins down to the ground in a graceful fashion but
the plastic that they used to make these was so hard and their flight path was so unpredictable
that they would end up backhanding you in the cheek with the velocity of a helicopter. It turned from a cute doll that was supposed
to simulate a dancing princess to a weapon siblings would throw over each other’s heads
unexpectedly to see if you get them with a sneak attack 9 Farm animal glove choking hazard The concept of the glove isn’t that scary. It was a glove that kids could wear while
they eat their nuggets, this way their hands don’t get greasy. Each finger of the glove was a different barnyard
animal. That part is kinda creepy because you have
literally chicken finger watching as you use him to eat his relatives. He’d be like for the love of god kill me,
no chicken deserves this. But it gets much worse than that, parents
started complaining because the felt fingers would rip off as the kids were eating and
some kids were choking on the FarmVille mascots. I guess how that’s how that little chicken
finger got his revenge. 8 Mini Furbies If you were alive in the 90s you remember
the Furbies fever that washed over everyone. They were little half bird half reptile fuzzy
wazzy cutesy wootsy toys, cute in the way clowns are cute. McDonald tried to cash in on these bad boys
by making mini versions. But the main selling feature for furbies was
you could teach them to say anything. You could teach them to say I love you or
hail Satan. The McDonald’s version didn’t come with
a feature where you could the teach them new words feature but they did talk, at random. So you could be walking through your kitchen
late at night and just hear “be my friend” creep out of the darkness. 7 swearing minions We follow number 8 up with another sweeping
trend, the minions. In 2015 McDonald’s teamed up with the little
yellow movie stars to give the people what they wanted. I always hated that as a kid, my parents would
get me a McDonald’s happy meal version of a toy instead of getting me the real toy from
the toy store. Looking back on that I’m realizing that
I was just a spoiled little brat and I should have been more greatful. Now the minions speak a langue called minoiese,
these toys had a function where if you pressed them, they would talk. They were supposed to speak minoinese, which
is just gibberish, but some parents started complaining to McDonald's that they would
swear. I would not be surprised at all if someone
programmed swears into these just to prank everyone. This is the Ikea catalog all over again. If you don’t know what that is, back in
the day there was a graphic designer who worked for IKEA, he got laid off and on his last
day, he photoshopped a dick onto a dog that was on the cover of that months IKEA catalog. Genius. 6 American Idol Toys. What says Im a kid who loves to have fun like
playing with some American Idol-themed toys. Including famous American Idol characters
like clapper hands and a microphone. But best of all it had a fake MP3 player which
only had one song on it. Was it a hit from one of the fabulous American
idol winners? NOOOOOO. It would just play the American idol theme
song over and over again. Some sort of twisted torture to remind kids
if they watch American idol for too long they might never stop. This toy isn’t super scary it just sucks. What a pile of trash, what kid in the right
mind would get excited about game show themed toys, save those for the retirement home. 5 Jellyfish Willy Usually when you're making a toy for kids
the last thing you want it to be shaped like is a penis. Well, when the movie finding Nemo came out
someone and the McDonalds toy factory tried to make a jellyfish that just ended up looking
like someone's dong. There is so much wrong with this one, not
only does it have a strong phallic presence but they put a face on it. And the face they went with was I just hit
too many bongs. Compairison between these two pictures: pic
1 and 2 This Jelly Weiner looks like he ate the wrong
plate of cookies and he's getting hit with a wave of THC that could bring down an elephant. I feel like this dude needs to be on a t-shirt
or in an episode of rick and morty. Needless to say when kids would pull this
toy out of the paper McDonalds bag their parents would quickly snatch it away. There were endless complaints about the clear
oversight and this toy was quicking removed from all locations. Next time save the dick shaped toys for the
grown-ups. 4 Plastic bag puppet What do kids love? Clowns? No. Puppets? After the revenge of pinochio, no. Plastic bags? Well, I don’t know if they love then but
you're for sure not suppose to leave little kids alone with a bunch of plastic bags. So why not put them all together. A few things kids don’t like with one thing
that could potentially kill them. One of the first McDonalds happy meal toys
ever was a Plastic bag with Ronald McDonalds face on it that was supposed to act as a puppet. It just ended up being a horrifying choking
hazard for kids. Back then people didn’t know that one of
the number one things kids try to do is find new and interesting ways to injure themselves. It also doesn’t seem like Mcdonalds was
big on the environment back then. They give everyone their food in paper bags
but then thought, we should find a way to throw a plastic one in there. On top of this all it’s just cheap and lazy,
it seems there was only Ronald you could get as a puppet. You couldn’t collect a set and then put
on your McDonalds themed puppet musical where the hamburglar is just misunderstood and trying
to find his place in the world. No one steal that idea I’m taking it to
broadway 3 Swastika tattoos So one line of McDonald's toys in Sweden was
tempory tattoos. The designs and tattoos were made by a Chinese
company who I guess never read a history book because the came out with a pattern that looks
very close to a swastika. Even worse, employees weren’t checking them
before they put them into the bag. So many parents didn’t even notice that
the tattoos were shaped like the Nazi logo until they were firmly glued to their kid's
skin. How does this slip by so many levels of people? First, the company making the product, then
Mcdonalds giving the ok on the product, then the employees putting them in the bag, then
the parents did not check what the tattoos were and finally a kid who should stop watching
cartoons and turn on the history channel. Jeez. It wasn’t long before the tempory tattoos
were discontinued and McDonald’s gave out a giant statement about how they’re sorry
and did not affiliate with Nazi’s. They should have put some brisket on the menu
for a limited time as a real apology. It’s a lot easier to forgive someone if
they offer you some good food. 2 Madame Alexander dolls Have you ever seen a Madam Alexander doll? Well, they look very lifelike and not in a
good way. Think of a creepy wannabe marionette that
has those eyes which seem to always be looking at you. Well, McDonald's teamed up with the queen
of creepy dolls to come out with an entire line of distressing dolls. Most of which were just a regular level of
creepy but there was one which reached new heights in the level of unsettling it was
able to accomplish. The wizard of oz flying monkey doll. Pic 3 Where it looks like they took an orphan boy
and spliced him with whatever DNA is left after a zoo burns down. He’s got fur coming out of everywhere, blue
skin like the Will Smith genie and creepy little monkey hands and feet. His only redeeming qualities are that fly
vest and for whatever reason bushy but styled eyebrows. Can we just make a rule, stop making dolls. Nobody likes them, we have moved on as a society. We don’t need creepy little humanettes sitting
around to remind us that the devil is real 1 Heating up Back in 2016 McDonalds wanted to change their
unhealthy image by giving kids little fitness tracker watches as their happy meal toy. This sucks for so many reasons. One a fitness tracker is not a toy and kids
would be cheesed to get one with the impression that it is a toy. Two if you want to change your unhealthy image
McDonalds why not try and make your food healthier. Stop putting cancer-causing chemicals in your
food and slap some kale on the menu. And 3, these fitness trackers were so poorly
designed that they started burning the skin of every kid who wore them. One mother went on the record saying that
it left a burn on her kid's skin after only 8 minutes. I bet this was all a McDonalds plot to give
a younger generation a pavlovian response between healthy living and pain. It’s so funny to me that the one time McDonald's
tries to promote healthy living they end up giving third degree burns to kids. Well that is our list! Let us know in the comments what is the worst
toy you’ve ever received. Like always make sure you like comment subscribe
and hit the little notification bell. Until next time I’ve been Che Durena and
try to not choke on any Lego until I see you next
