Top 10 FUNNIEST Auditions Britain's Got Talent (Try NOT TO LAUGH!)

Lovely to see you again! Nice to see you too! OK, remind everybody of your name. My name is Gatis Kandis. D'you know, this is the only comedian I've ever found funny. Well, look Gatis. Welcome back. The stage is yours. - Good luck. All of it? Go on Kandis! So you know that now is after few cold days, it's getting warm outside and I like the warm weather because it makes me warmer eh! That's my warm-up joke When my chicken has a birthday, I don't tell him because he would not understand. So yeah I have another animal joke woof, woof, woof, woof that's a joke you can take home for your dog Simon! have you got a dog?.. -Three.. Will you tell your dogs my joke yeah i was thinking about that when you said it Yeah let me hear it... - woof, woof, woof, woof. I'm not sure they're gonna understand can you try with my accent? - vouf, vouf, vouf, vouf! thank you for making me sound so sexy so does anybody like seeing couples kiss in public? no? well i do! and every time I do I always walk to them and I stare directly at them and usually they stopped and then they ask me: Do you mind? and I'm like: I don't mind My name is Gatis Kandis and in case you want to follow me this is what I look like from behind Oh Gatis! Well done Alesha Did you know I absolutely love you Thank you your jokes are just ridiculous and i like how you deliver them which is just like you've accidentally found the stage you are actually like I said the only comedian is really ever made me laugh your jokes are so stupid i find that funny thank you Gatis you are real original and anyone who doesn't get it is thick you know what you kind of sexy as well hit it run away I've got to My buzzer's not working The buzzers are broken please fix those buzzers Oh God. You've ever seen the movie of the Witches of Eastwick? I've never wanted to hit the buzzer so much It was sort of like a nightmare really where we were being tortured by something and we couldn't make it stop But other than that I really enjoyed it it's a yes from me What's your name? I'm Saulo from Canary island how old are you? -28 28 that's good and umm what's your star sign? -Leo Ooo. Leo the Lion Yes Same as me Saulo, are you married? No. -Wonderful news So what's the big dreams for you Saulo? -I want to show to the whole England what I can do Good luck thank you Oh dear. -My skin of a complexion Yeah Whoa! - I thought he missed it then Wow. Blimey Wow! That's impressive! -Hello -I just I um that micropho... -Hi who are you? My name is Scott -okay so Scott tell me about you well I'm a magician - how old are you Scott? I just turned 50 ok. Are you married? Happy birthday -yes thank you yes yes okay good well Scott good luck thank you very much about you that this Joan someone said as we shook hands she was just Miss Jones to me then I said Miss Jones girl who understand what I mean it's all going terribly wrong innit? hello ladies and gentlemen - Hello. Umm could we have a little chat before you start playing what? -Could we have a little chat before you start playing? Can I just get your... Can I just get your name? I don't...I don't... yeah sorry what is your name? It is enjoyable, we will come to that. What's your name? -What's your name? -What's your name? -What's your name? -What's your name? one moment... -What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? seaweed is all you dream about going up that that's a bad miss you Simon Cowell hates it He's off. He's away Sorry, what;s your name? what...what's your name? -What's your name? Vitaly sorry how old you Vitaly? How old are you? -25 And where abouts are you from? Whereabouts are you from? Where abouts are you from? No! Take that away! Go on Vitaly! right hello and so what are you gonna do for us tonight why wouldn't everything backwards because we didn't get a chance to do the chat i believe all nobody's gonna do we're gonna start pressing those buttons again i have the second was no no Michael Jackson skin that everybody gonna situation which everybody elegant on the news and everybody dog backpack shark back everybody calling and all I want to see him then that's a real carabar all I want to stay never real thank you very much don't care about here I just want this to end don't do it don't do it again again no don't no don't do it again Amanda what I think you're most welcome a stupor we did michael jackson and I think I've changed my mind to move on oh thank you very much was original yellow is a wonderful color I'm going to kick this off with a yes I honestly this is one of the worst things I've ever little what you are thinking it was listen I'm sorry oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I let me know you more every time when you leave out barely left to go probably made two times in the road you're funny thing for me to try to explain but I don't go none of them crazy right now your loves got me looking so crazy right now crazy i'm hoping your face right now kids coming over your right now 00 out home tell me home now No No so my this Oh all oh yeah pop for ya knocking back for ya to talk about it don't you down bag in your mound my dad again my killed we politics Oh i'm looking about the good talking-to queenly company funding hey a lot done like smiling the jungle book and you love it we clawed we chained our hearts in vain we jumped never asking why we kissed I fell under your spell along that no one could deny it don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you you Oh ever take was you ready slur Lutz are now rashes on ground great Oh sex sex I've never seen anything like this Oh my god Ah they're getting married. Awww. Oh my god This is their wedding night Oh I loved that so much Oh she's got the audience on their feet. Yeahhh! Via her feet Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to face the mu... (ahem) the Impressions actually doing the the x-factor guy all we have to do is right at the very end roar like a lion Simon Cowell Thank you and shh here we could work with a whole plethora of strange and fascinating creatures and That's good. Nice Yeah! Yes! the obligatory wild pack of street dancers and the balding middle-aged car enthusiasts To the body on this i love the sexy curvers. The exquisite contours but most importantly the two big air bags So actually to do Jeremy you just have to get a few key points in you have to start low go up like this pause and go back down like this So once you've got your Jeremy it's very easy to slip in to Gok. It's all about workin it and twerkin it and lookin good. Eh Eh. Big boy. Yes. Look at me eh well done yes. To do Gordon you have to jump up and down as if you're absolutely busting for the toilet. Yes? and the other guy that also talks in quite a breath manner who's not a million miles away. There he is, a gentleman. To do an impression on Declan.. What are you doin? he also talks very pointed and staccato is this guy now to do your Declan Donnelly what you have to do is always look like you're on the verge of laughing out loud whilst sharing a cheeky little in joke with members of the crew. Gary on camera two he gets it. No one ever tries to do me. Who's this? If Declan Donnelly ever decided.. if Declan decided to go into politics what you have to do is send him to Eton lower his voice and then you would have um... this chap. Now to do your Boris you have to talk at different speeds whilst looking like you've been up all night downing tequila in a bush. Good night. Thank you.

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Id: 8zMCzHYOk4U

Length: 26min 41sec (1601 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 21 2016