tiktoks to watch while self-quarantining

[Music] we're just driving around right now Oh possibly be up to [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] can you do that yeah people need you they need you there just don't know guys [Music] you can do this dad we believe in you you're right I can do this [Music] [Music] without you my friend and I'll tell you [Music] damn damn boy damn boy hi honey what you need today oh can I get my nails done okay honey do you like pedicure too no no just my nails honey why you don't like pedicure it may look nice [Music] [Music] [Applause] kid Tesla handles pause your fingers and injury I'm gonna do a test with this sausage let's see what happens ah oh that would definitely be a pinch [Music] my sister's hot what the hell yeah mr. office what happened we got a phone call that you're trying to steal this view no that [ __ ] they lied to you I discovered this card I discovered I'm discovering this condition right here is telling me yeah I went inside to get some water you good can you lie this no you can't no more I discovery you lie it so you kill discovery core why you mean ice fight is here it's Oprah get inside is covered the car is my car now what day is today today is Columbus Day okay and why do we discover America [ __ ] because somebody was over here I guess how you gonna discover something to some eigen tamiya and what the first contra he discovered he discovered Dominican Republic in Haiti no [ __ ] because pathetic told me she was they already called on dr. favor when he got there so why you lie sir sir I need you to get out of the car I can okay I discovered you listen obviously I have somewhere to go I discovered this guy I have to leave this is not your vehicle it's mine now because I discovered missed office I am trying to explain to you sir I need you do hearing a living so they stopped [Music] [Music] [Music] yo if you're lucky enough to come across this video I want you to pause for a second send it to somebody that you love the first person that you could think of send it to them I need you to just trust me on this all right go ahead alright now that it's just us I want to let you know that without you I wouldn't be where I'm at today and I'm so happy you're just in my life and that you make everything so much better I wouldn't know where I would be at and I'm so grateful that I just have someone I could just talk to express my mind to if you make me feel so appreciated and I wouldn't really know what I would do without you listen don't ever question my little team either because I'm always gonna be here for you and I am always gonna trust you with my [ __ ] life it doesn't matter how far apart we are you'll always be on my mind every single our relationship is not perfect either and I'm willing to understand that but the fact that we're both mature enough to love each other and willing to talk things out you don't have to change it's not your man there's my husband there's my husband girl by Fame everybody know my name when I come to but don't nobody screaming like you I was having visions with you doing name switching lanes in the FEMA will you you swimming [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I don't even care if you can say thank you here you face the shed where - thank you spongebob squarepants spongebob squarepants spongebob squarepants happy birthday spongebob right Gary [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] hi guys my name is Heber and this week I made a birthday cake for one of my friends mom's so I started off by making some chocolate cake and then I wrapped those cake layers in some plastic wrap and put them in the freezer overnight so then the next day I went to Walmart looking homeless and bought all this stuff to make some vanilla buttercream and then I started stacking the cake layers and ice in a crumb coat and if you don't know what a crumb coat is it's this thin layer of frosting it's like the first coat of frosting around the cake that way it locks in the crumbs and that way like the chocolate cake crumbs don't poke out on the sides so then I took this icing comb that makes like grooves and only the bottom part and then I dyed some buttercream and filled in those grooves that way it was like half stripes on the bottom like and it looks pretty cool so then I put some sprinkles around the bottom and hand placed a lot of them then I dyed some buttercream blue piped some swirls on top and then sprinkled some more sprinkles on the top and yeah that was my finished cake and I'm very happy with how it turned out bye alexxa up up down down left right left right B a start [Music] who is the strictest who is the most reasonable who can UConn easiest who is street smart who is book smart who's a better cook who's a better driver who's funnier who is more laid-back who spends the most money who most likely did drugs in high school who makes the decisions who wears the pants I live in that old bus that's my girlfriend we redid the whole outside as well as the whole inside [Laughter] [Music] like 80s metal because I've ever faced thug [ __ ] I'll play pattycake wanna see baby I told you to [ __ ] stop sorry baby it was cute no it's not dude cuz I [ __ ] shard it you what I started I [ __ ] [ __ ] on my pens oh this is [ __ ] I told you that to start hey dad dad can you come here the toilets smoking the toilet it's smoking no things have never been better for me apartment 201 the lady's a baker she loves to leave her cakes out at night I do a little snack and I'm not gonna lie I bought me 302 he what his pizza every Friday night who leaves it under the bed I think he knows about us like what his pets or something it's really cute I've tried that Twix milk let me try the Snickers damn that is ass I will be honest that is ass um you don't know I'm gonna have to ground you right for what the blue fingernail polish Tory told me about it that she spilt it on the floor are you serious yeah she told me told me I was in there when she spilt it and when she spilt it she looked straight at me and said don't tell Mom and she's gonna blame it on me mom what color my fingernails she's the one running around with her little aqua blue fingernails that was her she that little turd she is gonna be crowded girl just let me take care of it no you don't make a noise that's weird I'll see you later that's dabbing dabbing that trend I had like two years ago then you go with this okay okay there's lots of things happen so I got just like this all right now come in for the handshake lock your fingers go over my son there you go yes yeah you walk she go like this oh it's not for the chest bumps make a finger done yep pretty good no that's honey Boop in the light turn 412 lat not that I would stick in a box the whole damn field I'm again [Music] Oh [Music] I wanna leave [Music] be no Mina cuz I got the big money I guess I decided to bring the world inside I drove down the hall to Starbucks and no one was working so I decided to hire myself I took down my order and I made the drinks and I called out the order and then I sat down like a customer I didn't get my name right it must be the marker or something I sat down and ate my lunch and when I was done I drove to my next stop [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I'm gonna do it it's fine [Applause] damn wait all right now I am about to break a record and sing right ear itches the Box faster than anyone ever now this might sound weird but here we go pull another cubanelle on aisle 12 on swab us another visit about other bits taken aback strung up it's to get advice poppin and I say let me get lazy I got emoji like a tease Oh [Music] hear me out one of you likes wearing these we're the one who jumped out of a window and said cowabunga did its really get recognized in the anime who can talk about their mouth moving not much given I can't even see it but if something stupid and then they're just like oh my cancer so it doesn't matter I mean that makes sense so my research and I found out cumin ours actually a cancer most you'll ever be to me is just some stupid anime character I did not I did not mean that I didn't no I did not you said sleep is for the weak ever seeded or fall asleep I was later okay why is that so I say stop Bob Google says [Applause] [Music] hey hey you're making the mess bro oh mylanta help me [Music] [Applause] I see [Music] face challenge try to make a face that fits my description ready grinning face with normal eyes grinning face with clenched teeth slightly smiling face winking face disappointed face thinking face nauseated face angry face crying face clown face [Music] [Music] [Music] your little sister you gotta take her remember you take your sister for what honey because I have to work tonight yes get out what here she comes don't say anything get out and let her get up front let her get it cuz Mom you know sometimes you gotta you gotta take one for the team hey baby hey you guys ready now your sisters gonna take you to the mall and you guys have fun I'll give you some money what did you just do to her where's gods name Howard how do you know how do you know God's name is Howard our Father who art in heaven Howard we like hey throw you 10 sec to disappear ten nine eight seven six five four three two one [Music] diverse and classy ratchets assessing state acted stupid what's happening [ __ ] who's having a [ __ ] of a serving [Music] where walked in a house I got Benny and Potter in my house she's all around why not go down where I'm at [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right chef cous are here Pizza log is going down today all right so first get some pepperoni wanton paper and some cheese mozzarella cheese fold it roll it up like a burrito get it wet that's just water I'm dipping on there I've done that my girlfriend's doing it roll it up nice and tight throw some hot oil like those babies fry it so it brown yeah just like that perfect all right try it off a lot of them going whoo gooey melty cheese pepperoni dip it into marinara sauce open Italian egg rolls baby you [Music] [Laughter] somebody come Gator she'd answer she get home you shouldn't be out in the streets get yourself home I could do it and I could be yellow I click the blue or I could be Powerball I could be green or painted black or white I could be every college you can tell you know gotta be a dummy today you know I got me as minors juicing gonna do me like it hmm better throw up in a bad idea so let's give it a shot here we got old clear glass yeah I don't have major in cups and a lot of people using mason jars and call it amazing cup this right here be a regular cup we gonna use it in you know I got my handy-dandy massive a stroll right here we finally give it a shot so you ready buddy I ain't got to worry about me doing any good dang [Music] hey I'm a classy oh gee sassy [Music] stupid [Music] [Music] around him today I'm gonna show you how to make homemade ice cream without an ice cream maker you're gonna start off by adding two cups of heavy whipping cream and one 14 ounce can of sweetened condensed milk and then you're gonna mix those two things up until it gets thick maybe a little thicker than whip cream okay now I'm gonna add a teaspoon of vanilla extract and mix because I'm gonna do two different flavors today I'm gonna take half of this and put in another Bowl half of it I added one and a half tablespoons of cocoa powder and the other half I'm gonna add Oreo soo I add a Reese's peanut butter cups to the chocolate and Oreos to the vanilla and you just put it in the freezer until it's completely frozen to three hours and when it's all frozen you just scoop it in your bowl and you have a great dessert and it's so yummy hello again little bird baby girl Julie's gotta be ready oh you've gotta be perfect yeah she would has got a big birdie heavy body doubted me but girl you stuck around he told me if I do go walk me down June gotta be perfect you've got to be worthy by this simply because you have to break in one moment please yes hello assassin you're gonna be sure you take a no solution and go get them in a villa yeah come in so me home hi so my mom says that the cable isn't working right so like I've been trying to tell her passage I give it to connect to the wall plug a mighty secrecy's to see what it gets up she followed up on it keep it like that you think you see because I put a book of analysis of my son oh yes she says it's connected well up I end it shows that there are no signals coming at all from the receiver so at this point we will have to send out a technician and there will be an additional cost this is done a person anyway yeah somebody come get her she dancing language Reaper somebody come meet her she [Music] [Music] it's gonna time touch your toes now spell run sha sha sha your magic trick I got you I'm about to teach how to take an empty pack of gum snap your fingers shake ya suddenly it's a full pack of gum the secret to this is simple what you have is actually a bunch of gum cut in half stuck together put that inside there and all you're doing is you're tilting it upside down so that they all fall out and then bam it looks like a full pack of gum sure Shawn what's up she's free magic trick I got you I'm about to show you how you can take any wall paper like the ace of spades just like that and magically change it to do this what you need is a screenshot of any wall paper and literally all you're doing is turning off the phone and turning it back on and it will show that actual wall paper shorter Shawn do a magic trick I got you I'm about to show you how to take any air plot and literally to do this what you need is a table it looks like you're picking up the air pot but in reality what you're really doing is you're just dropping it to the ground if you pretend that your part is still in your head you can make it look like it really vanishes really what when the midst of a pandemic that's where we're quarantined right now and you're just gonna cough on me you came on me earlier it's a good book get some more drinking hey [ __ ] you back I'm a savage classy hoji ratchet sassy hey hey [Music] okay hands up so can I get your number I'm married oh I didn't ask that I have kids we're their home city kids you you can't have friends no no sorry all right don't can I get an email I can give you my email address sure all right what is it uh married with kids at No thank you dot leave yo y'all happen he's going on shoot right yeah this would be hot what's apostles in it vegetable I don't know why you gotta be root for nice to you do you feel that hey gobo your birthday you said it bag of hustles [Music] tension target gets the time is now 850 and target will be closing in the next ten minutes please take the final selections to another story where convenience start will be open tomorrow from 8 a.m. to 9 p.m. and thank you for shopping at Target ad then seola's clean to the target la hora es otro cincuenta Y de guitarra said analyst próximo Diez minutos trans Altimas articular Safran de la tienda para su convenience at a guitar Evita mañana de a las ocho ma at osmolarity a dresser for comprehend target you can make your bra - good good hi I'm Kim kardashian-west and something you might not know about me is that I'm a really good cook and I love to cook [Music] [Music] you so pears mmmm I'm in a cool place but you know it's a little some curse y'all right man why are you looking at me like that you ain't my bow like is your share the Welker Rafa I mean we family right no we're roommates does remind your well no less funny you never share your cornflakes and birdseed with me I'm the only one given to you that a Fed wasn't mine of you hey Curtis don't like people of this fool man Mia Kurt is no way back man gonna hurt me let me get back in this bowl man you ain't about to do that record this camera would know I'd hand me some chicken tonight believe it you got leftover rice watch this 3/8 add your way on the pan scramble your eggs more oil cook your shrimp set aside oil corn and peas left over right sesame oil soy sauce rice wine vinegar not his symphonies galleons and that's how you make shrimp fried rice [Music] yeah [Music] babe babe it's okay I think it varies by October on this right on time we go this schedule around Israel [Music] there's nothing to wear did you see that I'm scared I don't know it was that guard and I did it do that come on come on the battery come on straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Wow you can really dance Wow you can really dance he went he went as I said we've both been dancing all this time what a coincidence hey guys so today we're gonna be making hand sanitizer so you gotta start with your alcohol and then you got to add your little powder I'm gonna get a mix mix mix mix mix mix okay that's good enough then you gotta add your water okay and then you get your all's we like Oh min min so wonderful to add a little bit more lemon then you gotta add some essential oil blends and then you hit it with the mixer again and my second video is already on my page I walk in class miss green my teacher she starts speaking everybody hello good morning good morning hello hello good morning she seen me she was like Kevin I said miss green she's had this let your mother read the note I said yes I did she said well what does your mother say I took a deep breath I looked at my friends I was like it's about to go is that well uh my mom told me to tell you some on your dad crying dad your backpack long-hidden no nipple [Applause] so after making a couple videos trying to convince guys to date me I saw that this guy made a video response to it I freaked out then realized that I don't know how to talk to guys I looked on wikiHow but they weren't much help so then I thought a cruise wait no that's too much Minecraft's been you me minecraft what do you say [Music] I wanna be where the people are I wanna see wanna see them dancin walkin around on those what are you coming Oh feet [Music] okay guys I want to drink this orange juice in three seconds I'm sorry buddy you're tick-tock followers aren't following you on Instagram you're so easy to make insecure wait till I tell you about your badass in a second this is how to throw a playing card first put your fingers across the top push it down a little bit so we get some gap you want tuck it in you want to tuck your finger in we'll put your thumb up and you flick [Music] what do you think so here's the thing I hate it dude I've been working really hard on this song look I'm sorry I just don't think anyone's gonna listen to that whatever man you'll see this is gonna be big one day people are gonna be listening to this all across the world okay the only way that song would be played all across the world is if the world was ending [Music] thanks sugar bait ma'am I think that trash need the coil finally see the line where the sky meets a seat it calls me and no one knows how far it goes [Music] should be indifferent somebody come here she's busy Angus tree Bernie somebody come get her she dancing Langer's back I'm a savage classy though she ratchet sassy movie hey hey hey I was happy I was babies yeah January February March April May June July August September October November December [Music] cuz I need a swatter putting on making the neon light so we can let it go I just wanna feel your back there right next to my ID all night long baby slow down the song little mom must show me how you move it good put your back into what do you thing like it ain't none to wait just got off work I was getting ready to hop in the shower and I figured I tell y'all quick story well me and mom and dad we rode up Tennessee we went to the mall mom want to do some shopping well she's in there doing her shopping dad said hey we'll sit here on the bench wait on her get out and I said I sound good hey so boy come walking up there and he had a mohawk stood about like hat and he was about every color of the rainbow dad he's old school hell he don't understand why people want to do things like that Wade kept sitting there and he's staring at that boy and he's staring finally I told what he called on they come down there and I said [ __ ] here we go we're about to have us fight Hey look right at my dad and said what's the matter old man didn't you ever do anything wild in your younger days damn dad looked at him and said with the most serious face was like yeah I [ __ ] up a [ __ ] I was wondering if you used my boy I was like son of a [ __ ] [Music] oh shoot I'm gonna tick-tock now why well I'm do want to tick-tock honey so this has to be having a younger sister that looks exactly like you check something [Music] [Applause] [Music] feeling blessed [Music] Wow you can really dance Wow you can really dance he went he went as I said we've both been dancing all this time walk away sit down okay I'm bored in the house and I'm in a house bored bored in a house and I'm in the house bored bored in the [ __ ] house bored and I'm bored in him up again house bored more than a house boardinghouse bored pour it in a house boarding house boy damn boy damn boy that's a thick ass damn yo Ritz crackers are so underrated stumbled of the kitchen threw myself a cup of ambition y'all instead to try to come to life jumpin shower in the blood splatter yeah 97 Toyota Tacoma water pump gasket yeah what's it look like well it looks like a big old dick with a massive set of balls [Music] this is an avocado and when I came to America I was very confused on why you guys would put avocados in the salad because in Vietnam we would eat it as a dessert so today I will show you guys how my country eats it first you will need one avocado one can of condensed milk some crushed ice now you will need to slice the avocado and cut them in pieces like this we will add crushed ice now pour condensed milk all over this YUM last step is to smash it all together and enjoy check me out check me out boom bam bam ba bada ba boom pow hey how you doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside I think I'm losing my mind [Music] [Music] hi mom hi it's always something with you I was too skinny then I was too fat then my ass was too big oh but you all about that now [Music] okay so I look like this [Music] [Music] [Music] got there you know while trying to be on the love but you ain't slow Rangers Power Rangers [Applause] Rangers Power Rangers bro did everyone forget how [ __ ] hard the Wii Sports boxing music is wait for way for your [ __ ] bro listen up [ __ ] a you fallen flat like a group of [ __ ] white holes New Balance kicks like I'm walking on a tightrope I might be sick cuz I just got off a flight hoe and my [ __ ] nights Michael [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] don't be suspicious don't be you got this heaven you're one with the animal you got it brother okay I wish you did go for her [ __ ] wish you felt long guys it wasn't a play this wasn't fall off [Music] [Music] Kosar slap kiss all right can you kiss me on the cheek thank you kiss or slat step okay you can hit me now kiss or slap kiss all right you can kiss me all the cheek thanks mister slap kiss all right can you kiss me on the cheek thank you kiss or slap slap alright slap me [Music] [Music] okay this introduces miles virtually sauce okay next time we don't know Tamika said boot Tommy how okay I mean there is a picture cool okay pay me a [Laughter] thousand bucks if you make it from there I'll make you mac and cheese if you make it backwards you made it no I'll buy you chocolate if you make that if I make this I'll hit 12 million followers today ah but do a [ __ ] tick-tock i'm with my stunt guy tick-tock what we do some [ __ ] stunt [ __ ] start tick-tock let's do a stunt tick-tock [ __ ] pinches up wait a sec why do you keep calling this the Chinese virus as ethnicity does not cause the virus why do you keep using this comes from journalists it's not racist at all no let it okay it comes from China you know [Music] [Music] [Music] No [Music] [Music] goes fine what's gonna be this time yes that's what I'm talking about wow you can really dance wow you can really dance he went he went as I said we've both been dancing all this time hi honey what you need today can I get my nails done okay honey do you like pedicure too no no just my nails honey why you don't like pedicure it may look nice it's so sexy [Music] [Music] [Music] very good maybe come give me some [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right my friend thinks he's really good at saying things backwards so we're gonna test them out all right tick-tock ice cream see a chocolate okay last one Velociraptor rock parry cool if I put this in snapchat and see how good he did [Music] I'm your girl fine but her life is like she said she wanna dance but she don't know how to move I'm ice bout Oh looking like a star her name is Dani Oh [ __ ] don't have no panties [Music] feeling blessed [Music] okay looks like the haters been working overtime jumping in my comments okay we gonna handle this right here maybe like okay goomer hey yo man somebody come get your dad but the funny thing is that the joke's on you cuz you wish you have my sweat listen now I'm okay for real homie you'll be up and deal fine so if you're lucky no sign haters don't really know me probably not to focus on their weak little cage 25 you see 25 days be serious your wife is tick tock beat smack I'm so mad bring in their key it ain't gonna stop cuz my bids on flop if you want this note jump on this because holler at little mama must show me how you move it good put your back into what do you think it ain't none too [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] working on a weekend like usual Ralph in a deepening like usual [ __ ] where they passed us they doing too much haven't done my taxes I'm too turnt up coronaviruses call me where's your faceless if your windows open I'm gonna need you to close it I need you to hide your face it is creeping in your place hey hey hey hey give me space space space for the hand sanitizer I [Music] he's God but no listen read those words again my couch is hairy out for candy body mom try to say it faster so you get it st. Pat's my Gucci's hearing out for candy body [Music] say it slow I don't say it slow my kuchi [Laughter] get back to your plantation [ __ ] it's always something with you I was too skinny then I was too fat then my ass was too big oh but you all about that now don't be mad at me when you're putting me in all these pretzel ass positions and I [ __ ] around and fart what did you expect was gonna happen you think you're [ __ ] around with Princess Peach no homie you're [ __ ] around with gassy lassie calm down [Music] all right the moment we've all been waiting for a little spin the bottle' oh I am aground all right here goes nothing [Music] all right it's time to release my new pet fish have a good life in your new pond buddy yeah [Music] [Music] Engel ambry [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] whose ear veeru's is the ACA today stop in check Warren Tina no they called a dragon in Paris Puna bajina know they Co the trogir if a teaspoon of Aegina Caro salad SME pinche this matter pero me - no medica salernitana pero me - on medica salernitana Chaka will popolino me puede limpiar el culo para todas las Flores dicen que estoy bien chulo para todas maneras dicen que estoy bien chulo los chinos say pastor Ron de puta Prince ever got ya no puedo salir de a la tienda de Manos gabacho salah they mean ben de a la verga pitch coronavirus the delaware gamma Beta mucho la mierda medina de la verga fin check your own and ya no puedo salir pero I understand if you ain't smoking weed cause you got a good job then by all means to make your paper booboo but if you ain't got no job now you're not smoking weed I don't know what the [ __ ] you are doing with your life I really don't I really don't don't give me that [ __ ] about it's a drug it ain't no [ __ ] drug I've done the research it's just a plant it just grow like that and if you said so happen to set it on fire there are some effects but that's not the same as drugs drugs you got to do [ __ ] to it chemically you got to add baking soda water stir it up I don't know the recipe I'm just saying it's some [ __ ] you got to do to well why the [ __ ] is illegal I don't know aspirin is perfectly legal but if you take 13 of them [ __ ] it'll be your last headache long as you been livin you ain't never heard of a [ __ ] overdose on marijuana I know you fell for it someone did this in the past but I don't really know to give credits do so if you know leave a comment your friends and Rickon too who fell in love first who's more annoying when they're hungry who's the homebody in the relationship who's more spoiled who's more grumpy I mean I'd rather die hard and live ugly so if this is gonna take ten years off my life I don't care I don't want to be old anyway oh people are ugly oh [ __ ] I'm gonna tell you what better put them in four-wheel-drive fine you got yours and fulla Drive no man be careful out there you don't slip around you don't put them in there you go bub locking into the hubs I walked in the house [ __ ] decided that they just were gonna like me a period who sees hoppers aegyosal left wishes right though and she screaming to the candy shop [Music] [Music] [Music] I'm moving too fast not the only days man this [ __ ] won't give me no more fish geez man ow I wanted some catnap candy made me crazy you know I'm saying [Music] baby come give me some baby come to me son how you scan any but just do this so are we cool like are we in agreement abcdefg I actually know what the heck is ABCDE of Jamie it's just a phrase I like to use that means not a real friend the conversation is over if you say ABCD efg yeah g-goodbye see the guy who told me that I needed a double chin reduction I'm gonna be an adult about this did I really just forget that melody [Music] [Music] [Music] EEE [Music] think about it it's like I want to [ __ ] anything anything just wanna talk to you one more time just tell me right [Music] I just wanna lay in my but now to cooperate lat and Maddie if you don't have feet is there a point to you wearing socks if you don't have hands is there a point to you wearing gloves and why do you wear a bra so my husband has no idea that I'm chaperoning tick tock hey laughs leave you my tick-tock prom date do you like it will you be my prom date [Music] you tell me I'm pretty that some hunger really hits me cause pitter-patter he was the mujeres whom estos hombres si tienes una Megacon algunos de éstos etiquette Allah they say yo m-pesa mo por la que se llaman Maria está loca Diablo Menino son policia samosa kimono tee Mahina si la hora de novia la Vida tell Audrina a la mujer que se llaman Paola Azam puta Kamui Isola it well telecaring is it an Isola del upon seguro que esta mujer at the viola Hanna Francesca Rosa inacol a so Quattro Pajarito son de lo peor the Bema care diablo take a second soul broken assirram come vivillon del colle Alice Mary Sally tango Terrell Davis 10sec supracondylar reading I get a hollow needle pero la Renta Michael a rotten branch well now owe me Elisaveta mean Daniela is a gourmet mucho uncle abuela regimen Laura Sun Candela caparison una bella Luisa mujeres a cellular Kaituna soup ratio Punto regard i la famille assassin latte best porque no super Alex now can I please go tick-tock famous thank you you mad at me or something I don't know did you do something to make me mad because then I am but if you didn't then I am NOT okay I'm bored in the house and I'm in the house bored bored in a house and I'm in the house bored bored in the [ __ ] house born and I'm bored in him up again house bored more than a hot word in the house bored pour it in a house for dinner oh she was good at sa boys wait oh you got them all white son was good but it was good what you were oh she did Wiggly wait well no what's a sauce boy but it is a chicken egg oh she wants it sounds [ __ ] toe not did you fellows [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] nevermind he takes me back they call me charger [Music] [Music] [Applause] I would have put you in several positions 270 minutes you get it but no god I don't mind I want to ease it up and negative stimuli and you do I spam orders do you like it's hard watching and I could be yellow I click the blue or I could be terrible I could be green or pink or black or white I could be every holiday like baby you're gonna put it in and then what's gonna happen is it's actually going to start bubbling up so look how cool this is it's gonna start bubbling up and kind of pour over so for those guys you can't see it so here's what happens right so here's basically the small version of this it uses the dry ice and the carbon dioxide gets caught in the bubbles of the soap and then it kind of billows over so today we're gonna see if we can do an extreme version of that with a jacuzzi and a hundred pounds of dry ice so let's see what that looks like a cowboy walks into a bar sits down and orders a shot and across the bar is a Mexican man sitting staring at the cowboy the cowboy takes the shot slams down a counter and yells TGIF Mexican man orders a shot drinks it slams it on the counter and says sbit the cowboy looks over at the Mexican and notices he's still staring at him the cowboy once again orders a shot drinks that slams it on the table and says TGIF the Mexican man fires back you orders a shot drinks it and slams it on the counter and says SPI t this goes off for a while the bartender is confused and annoyed so the bartender has finally had enough he walks up to the cowboy and says just checking but do you know what TGIF really means and the cowboy replies so the bartender turns around and walks to the Mexican guy and says excuse me Senor but what is spi t mean Mexican man takes the shot slams it on the table who's more annoying when they're hungry who's the homebody in their relationship who's more spoiled who's more grumpy once the temperature reaches 136 degrees Fahrenheit the virus falls apart and just the minutes disintegrates okay and I said well how would you get the temperature up to 132 degrees the answer was you use a blow dryer because it's capable of doing that so you hold a blow dryer in front of your face and you inhale with your nose and it kills all the viruses in your know so that sounds like a really simplified way of doing things but sometimes the cures for some of these diseases are very simple [Music] okay meet father to trap you know something this is how you use one square of toilet paper - take rotavirus okay run up Ivor's save that save this piece of paper okay you open it up and just take your fingers what and then you go hold it together touching it up I remember I told you to save this little piece of paper yeah that's to get from under your nail [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] this is the place drop all your weapons okay guys know anything over you right yes Oh like for those of you don't know me no my name is Bryce maintained by Bryce I just wanted to say happy Valentine's Day to to everyone and especially to mrs. Bernardi if you want to open it no there's chocolate in there no just open it there's just one missing oh yeah on a stereo it beats for you so listen

Channel: TikTok Trends

Views: 2,517,283

Rating: 4.7497282 out of 5

Keywords: tiktok, tik tok, tick tock, tick tok, tik tock, tiktoks, tik toks, tick tocks, tick toks, tik tocks

Id: w2hwg51t15o

Length: 103min 3sec (6183 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 24 2020