TIKTOKS TO ENTERTAIN YOU FOR 26 MINUTES! ( MY LONGEST VIDEO YET!)

[ __ ] what are you doing no that's it the tunnel the Bob but the tunnel is not safe bump Bob oh my god Bob Oh Bob Bob the tunnel this holes aren't safe Bob Bob but oh look at this rock Bob Bob Bob where are you Bob yeah I got done tubing like an hour ago catch this and say post that's just since a post post catch this and say post catch doesn't say post what are you putting a toaster what are you doing it's not even plugged in I am so sorry babe it was supposed to be Frank that looks I'm really sorry look I do these videos online rapist I'm gonna ask you the brand new ones okay give me a brand new did you know that if you mix borax and honey and put it out where you have an ant infestation all of the ants will come [Music] [Music] [Music] we've all seen this apple juice Oliver tick-tock so I had to order it so I guess when you bite on the package it's supposed to sound like a real Apple but I kind of feel like it's fake and people are editing it so I'm gonna try it for you guys I'm kind of disappointed maybe I need to try it up here I'm Chuck [Music] [Music] Josephson myosin how to pull fast-food worker part three hey what's your name you sound hey you sound bad is it uh y'all got desserts here yeah can I get a churro and then can I get you on the side Oh what's up y'all this is for all the people who don't like beer and who want to use something other than their feet to open it all you need is a glass and your favorite bottle of champagne mine's the cheapest [ __ ] kind you're just gonna give it a one-two tap just like you did with the beer okay that was kind of sick all right Jaden hundreds of dollars if you can do everything that I do okay okay you have any roster doubletake three times [Music] every time you lie this lie detector is gonna make a beep song so just tell me the trooper let's cut to the chase where were you today I was at school babe all right all right I went to the cinema with my friends boom all right all right I was at my friend's house and we were drinking or smoking come on man When I was your age I never did anything like that I was just in the pot with my friends yeah he really is your son isn't he it's hard to breathe the cat's-eye [Music] I love the fact that my fridge will auto fill my cup to exactly the perfect level right at those beads and the fact that I can open this door and the water doesn't stop going like hella fridges not been able to do this for the past 10 years that is ridiculous now washes it throws it right up to those beads the perfect level that is beautiful today was my first day working at Starbucks and I was making a garbage water Frappuccino until I realized this isn't a Starbucks everything is fake I mean if a Starbucks and IKEA ran as fast as I could to escape the fake Starbucks when I finally got out I realized I still don't have a job how am I gonna get enough money to buy a Shrek cardboard cutout so I made a resume even though I have zero qualifications I got in my car and drove to the haircut store but they wouldn't hire me because they saw him giving myself a bad Quarantine haircut so then I drove over to the grocery store and then I was looking for the manager until some dude costed my face I wiped the Diseases off my face and then ran to my car to apply hand sanitizer but I didn't realize I had a cut on my finger it burnt so bad that I passed out but I was still driving my car and it rolled off by itself when I woke up I had no clue where I was and my car was out of gas I got out realized I was in the middle of nowhere but then I remembered I can just check my GPS and now how did I end up in North Korea dad remember you said when I get verified on tick-tock you'll let me cut your hair yeah well oh you got verified yeah congratulations that's awesome you're not cutting my hair Karen I'm not letting cut my all right put the blindfold on blackball what am I gonna wear a trifle for I wanted to be surprised Joe just a little off the sides and that's it just a little bit wait laughing all right blindfold off now all you need is some black lipstick and eyeliner nails up nails up thank you guys for verification yeah thanks a lot deeper than a knife now I need someone to breathe me back to life [Music] got a feeling that I'm going for so many years I thought that there was something wrong with me that I was the black sheep and I needed to change my personality and after a lot of time in consideration I realized who I was I'm a piece of [ __ ] say crack my finger five times really fast it's really funny trust me saying crack my finger crack my finger crack my finger crack moving your crack my finger okay now say backwards finger my crack we this is my old fridge and this is my dad John he's always wanted again still do fridge but from the border so I decided a pranking and created my own in storage I felt too bad that I broke his fridge so I actually got him the real deal I smuggled it in their house and I put in a random room with random lights now let's see his reactions to the fridge you wanted an enzyme what are you doing fridge that you wanted [Music] take off the Hat No take off the Hat take off the Hat you know what must be done right I do I do this because I love you but just do it [Music] when worlds collide you can run over guard when worlds collide you laugh so hard hey what's up sorry are you look and you smell good get your numbers [ __ ] I don't see him like you not loyal and [ __ ] put all their business in there right there sound the [ __ ] you do that for who are you I'm her boyfriend alright then oh there's a filter in this video right now one minute to figure it out but we just can't be together you're wasting time effect what kind of filter would that be in the bling of a okay what is it oh my god you hear that what the streets call in my me baby I don't know I didn't do the part of the filter is it okay this isn't a dance move I'm about to be a single man no [ __ ] bug yeah I know [Music] [Music] please don't be ugly please don't be ugly [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] the Sun if you study today I'll buy you an Xbox okay dad I'm done I lied me too [Music] she named Gabby so kids or kick me in the nuts what's your name Joslyn so kids are kicking me in the nuts I have a boyfriend [Music] do you know how much chocolate is what's making a run like game [Music] Oh [Music] hey babe if you can shut the video game off within five seconds we can go in the other room and play with each other yeah okay okay would you rather kiss me for $100 yeah God or kiss the hottest girl you've ever met in your holy tire like the ever laid your eyes upon in your whole entire lap for $700 what do you choose oh I'm being tricked well I would not trick question it's not it's really not well I would kiss him I would kiss you because $800 is a hell of a deal I'm going sex what bukas I swear to God don't even pretend like you don't know what that is that's what every guy wants to do with your sister right oh my god [Music] [Music] that's easier that's way easier you know Joe I really want to do something that's gonna go viral yeah me too but what you see Addison 2.7 million likes and look at Charlie four million dad they're great dancers we can dance to that we can't dance speak for yourself how did you know that that's nothing watch this I'm sad that's that's remarkable what else what else do you know here's another one for you you're amazing [Music] [Music] [Applause] running telly - you know she's tricky she want us to me she like boys and girls is there a problem officer madam you are speeding oh I see can I see your license please I'd give it to you but I don't have one you don't have one I lost it four years ago for drunk driving I see can I have your vehicle registration papers please I can't do that why not I stole this car stole it yes and I killed the owner you what his body's in the trunk I need backup ma'am could you step out of your vehicle please is there a problem sir one of my officers told me that you stole this car and murdered the owner murdered the owner yes could you please open the trunk is this your car yes here are the registration papers my officer claims you don't have a license here it is my officer said you don't have a license stole the car and murdered the owner I bet that liar told you I was speeding too [Music] so tops on t3 magic tree I got you I'm about to show you how you can take a pair of your putts take the end snip it right off just like that and then magically restore it and then you're gonna need to take a second one and cut a piece like this do is take this extra piece and put at the top snip it off all you do is grab that piece and show the rest of it magic Shawn Shawn Shawn teach me a magic trick I've got you I'm about to teach how you can eat the cream of an Oreo and magically make it refill up well all you need to do is only eat half of the cream when you show up from the frontal look empty but as you shake you turn it around and it's gonna look filled Shawn Shawn Shawn teach me a magic trick I got you I'm about to try to force a card do me a favor and say stop whenever you want stop right there good memorize your card you got it yes was it the King of Diamonds what what you're gonna do is you're gonna go through the cards one by one whenever they say stop you're gonna grab the entire packet and the bottom part and bam you force the card I was interested in this item gotcha how much is this 5995 tickle me testicles that's allowing but how much would be like your lowest price on this what would you offer on it well this is my offer right hear me out on this you I got you I got I got four dollars cash I know I know that's kind of lower well you got understand you walk away with the cash and like your problems are like over with this I don't know if you were interested yeah so you're not interested in the four dollars are you smarter than a 5th grader sure why not yeah who's on the $1 bill how about you you know Obama's last name No all right actually care Obama care yeah who's most likely to be a reality TV star who's most likely to hook up with a random guy who's the biggest flirt who's most likely to get into a bar fight who's most likely to sleep through class who's most likely to marry an athlete who is most likely to get arrested who would bail you out if you needed them to who is the friend that gets everyone to go out who is most likely to crash their car who has the biggest problem with liking boys who don't give them the time of day who's the funniest [Music] [Music] to go when I lose control [Music] look I see it's a [ __ ] - I know took a long time to make I just go ahead and like because sometimes stick talkers spend hours to make the video and I know the like will make them feel like it wasn't a waste of time I can't be the only one right you can't you can make it even actually these apple juice containers you can actually bike inside and it sounds like you're crunching down the Apple so what you do is you're going to first open it up and you're gonna drink half of it alright it's actually really good to make it half yeah halfway halfway okay that's good that's good now we're gonna do is you're going to put the lid back on seal it and then what you're gonna do is you're going to roll it on the counter because you need to make it easy doing that yeah roll it so you have to make this whole side and used to be soft mm-hmm but you leave a little bit in like that so you want to make sure that there's this amount in there okay you ready for this turn it triple okay ready 1 2 3 like I have to tell you something great I am getting married I'm not gonna lie that kinda hurt I'm not kidding are you sure yes he proposed to me what all right I give up get married if you don't even have a boyfriend shots fired [Music] you

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Id: jFyu6OKV9HQ

Length: 26min 38sec (1598 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 17 2020