TikToks To Watch Before It Gets BANNED!

alert word on the street is Tik Tok is going to get banned let's see what they're trying to hide from us Monday oh dude this guy pops up too much on my for you page really you like these videos then I watch the whole thing through every time and I hate myself for it I hate you too for it how does the mirror know what's hidden behind that no that's got me I don't understand this it's a mirror what do you mean that's why Tik Tok band that's crazy is that the Illuminati inside the mirror what is happening put some screws over here perfect place for some stickers there spot for some glue no no no okay this is a good reason to ban Tik Tok yeah the government saw a video like that was so annoyed it's done that's the number one reason why Tik tok's being banned we'll see if there's any worse do you want a box for your [Music] food that took me a second the waiter was ready next time time someone ask me that they're getting hands I got a man cave let's go hey it's honestly so sick oh this is it yeah oh man best part comes with a guy oh my God oh my God what the hell is that he's actually so fun to chill with why is this room in this man's house and there's so much dust flying around too and it comes with a sewer monster yeah at least he's chill oh my God that is the best secret room I've ever seen in my life YouTubers need to take notes no no it's okay oh this is a good reason to ban Tik Tok this poor man has to watch him do this four more times here I have to record he's like let me get some content for my Tik Tok too this is just the stupidest thing ever B it yeah it's like his first birthday so we had to like go all out on it you know now remember expose to those carefully what's up those things will kill birds and stuff they flying away that's an amazing prank he was so chill like oh it's flying away wa what the B it why are they yelling at my man's like that he's just chilling PE you're at a restaurant then start to think about how many random people use the fork for me 100% then sometimes you'll get a fork with battle wounds like my God so I work for Amazon please explain to me what I'm supposed to do in this situation I up in my back door and somebody's dog crawled in my front seat what a fluffy guy you do I drive now Amazon hire this man what an amazing boy he wanted to be delivered 2 days glad to finally be at a concert that under under under under this channel should be banned glad to finally be at a concert that understands our generation's attention span yes oh no they're playing Tik toks while the concert's going on that would be next level we should play Subway Surfer on this wall for you guys why are we not doing that that's amazing cooking every day for my boyfriend until he makes me a wife no that's horrible that is not wifey material M oh yeah is this about to be [Music] [Applause] [Music] satisfying no way keep it keep thr that to the government why do I already know this about to be cursed it's not it was so much better than I thought it was going to be I was expecting a rat and I got a beautiful cat oh my God my goodness if you kiss that are you turning into a princess or what did he turned it into 105 lb what ounces who weighs their frog in o 2 and 1/2 P it's a big boy can I get a BC chicken no please yes he said I guess at the end I thought he said no because they were out of them just didn't want to serve one dog food I hope he doesn't break his Lego set I think he eats at least two you got to at least try it that's so wa is that a Droid bro the collar goes crazy that is a um AT&T I think that's the phones at8 if Tik Tok doesn't get banned it's because of that video's greatness M boy I thought i' un It All Is that real what in Florida is this Batman don't want no problems with this man nobody wants problems did you see that other truck back there too I feel like that had to be Florida right 100% ever seen lightning strike a pool oh I want to see this it better not be Lightning McQueen oh my God you're right I was ready for it I was so excited I feel like I just ruined it for everyone no you gave us a heads up you kind of lightened the blow of that for me lightening lightening band Shrek oh what's up do what's up do what's up do oh my that's a beast I love that dog I don't know what to say I love big Bulldogs they just spawned in already got beep how are the kittens beefing the orange cat won that's the ref came out the womb mad from the past life me and Mitchell have actually experienced a hypnotist it's real everybody is now an alienist time you open your eyes 1 2 3 awek on see we're not sending him to talk to the alien that comes down he's not ready he was hypnotized to the maximum degree I love the side eye he gives to aliens those aliens were getting a mean side eye big shout out unknown 89 thank you for subscribing serving food in my dog like he's at chipot license he can't go there yeah barely him anything three pieces of chicken bro ordered extra chicken though doesn't he look like a cookie if that's not his name I don't know what is my neighbor's SES for Christmas 10e associate Morris Illinois 844 is it about to drop signing out good night no I thought we were about to get the hardest base draw I thought it was about to be so much more lit I mean shout out to Louis but that could have used a real hard Basse draw M Gail Lewis is a Walmart Legend and guess what our over the door Mini hoop is in your local Walmart today go cop honking in random dude's back screen this is foul and you're parking for it it's not even a drive by [Music] Hong that's so foul that's dangerous golfers don't play if his car gets hit by a golf ball you know why so I'm at HomeGoods and I see this thing I'm like what is that W no that's a cop instantly I would buy that right now who is buying this I would buy that bro that's amazing for the crib oh wait a minute for a full grown T-Rex though I know what Mitchell wants for his birthday so my dream in my backyard I want a T-Rex Bigfoot reindeer on there alpacas real ones or fake ones probably fake I don't think I could deal with that b you were on the freeway and noticed a rat in your car no I'd freak out but he's lowkey cute though it's a mouse please go away oh my God I again give him a free ride he obviously went in there for a reason thought you were his Uber my friend dressed as a giraffe to the zoo what a giraffe's like how'd you get out that's Chris every time he goes to the suit that's what the giraffes look like when they see Chris Jason Jason whoa wait wao that's insane she said Jason Jason subscribe and there's a condiment cow that's making me very uncomfortable all right that's pretty cool it is cool a lot of weird customer is going for the ranch I kind of wish this was not like a mustard ketchup thing and it was like a chocolate syrup caramel like dessert thing like ice cream the ketchup coming out of that is a little strange seems like an unhealthy cow no what are we about to do with this is he making a milkshake stop don't feed this to someone oh he's making paper I thought this was a devious prank same I thought he was going to make someone drink it oh it's already ready wow that's a good looking piece of paper no don't sh it hey but now it's a loop perfect Loop you're right all right sleep tight see you in the morning what oh god ban it now yeah that was amazing size a girls three two one single leg raises right there I respect that heavily he watches David Goggins for sure he is David Goggins the dog David Doggins so I decided to aird drop pictures to people because no she loves it that's a great prank the best is when you take a picture of your homie and then start air dropping and then everyone stares at them don't talk in this mic and I'll buy you whatever you want what's your name hon you lose I'm sorry no I'm just kidding I'll give you one more chance but don't talk Oh I thought he was really about to do him like that how old are you what are you doing today all right you win what do you want to get yo smart kid what made you pick this gun my brain I mean he's not wrong right that's a smart kid any decision you make is cuz of your brain well not always definely not always no one's home you know what that means what does that mean wa pickles I love pickles would you rather fight 100 pickles or one of the frog from earlier one frog from earlier I'm just kicking it your Tinder Tate takes you to a jump park and he's going crazy as well he's showing off his skills do you think he got a second date I mean if he completes it in record time absolutely he didn't get the tall one though but what if he just didn't talk to her he just started like going crazy cuz that's what it looked like he said no words when you throw your husband a surprise party and he shows up bald reverse surprise I would be shocked if I never seen my significant other bald yeah did mans lose like his fantasy league or something cuz he went full on Bald you know what Tik Tok probably convinced him to get a buzz cut is that a trend convincing people to go bald they got me with it one time about to go to Starbucks yes hey you're not going to open the door you're not you're not going to keep the door open for me that is mad disrespectful he's getting harassed guys don't mind me bro I uh want to give you my number cuz you are fairly attractive this is why ton needs to be baned I'm so scared watching this I feel this was one of those videos I don't want to admit I liked but I actually really enjoyed it remember Starbucks is bad for you I would like to return this product not had to be his homie if it's not Tik Tok should be banned for creating humans that do that yeah let's see some heaters I have those look at these goofy ass shoes from the Goodwill I have those shoes why do you have those we tested them as a gadget to make you jump higher in basketball spoiler alert it didn't work reason 13,820 we had to leave our apartment wait that's a dog he's trying so hard to speak English right now if he was a human he would definitely be like the star of a rock band you're going to get us kicked out that is the craziest bark I've ever heard that's not even a bark it's a scream nice now we're at a cooking video 100° for 40 minutes huh buddy that is so fact when I try to follow a Instagram cooking video a Tik Tok cooking video it comes out nothing like it's supposed to cooking is hard I don't even blame you s deep but the goats the goats could sleep in the bed dad comes home after a long day at the golf [Music] course I love how he's matching the energies right now the mom has to get in there that is definitely that Father's son see videos like that is why we need to keep Tik Tok I wouldn't mind keeping Tik Tok around anymore no what' he bring who is pulling up I hope it's a bulldog is that a horse d a horse it's a deer the deer acting like he lives there how'd the deer get confident enough to just follow that German Shepherd I love how they became friends this is your sign to not wait to get gas oh she ran out of gas who's beeping at me who is beeping at me this isn't funny I was so scared once it was coming back from that crazy obstacle course video we did you know how it was like in the middle of nowhere I didn't realize I had like5 miles of gas I just went neutral the whole way to the gas station chill with the online Sho in for a minute wao those are all for her damn what did she order where is she I mean I feel like that me for any YouTube videos and all of a sudden there's 100 Amazon packages I just found a blue stop sign what I feel so much more polite than the red ones I feel like a red one's like stop but a blue one's like stop I feel like stop signs were meant to be aggressive though especially with the octagon shape if it was a square I would feel so much more at ease octagons are very aggressive shapes it's the fighting shape my boyfriend on a jock in Antarctica a penguin why did he not stop to pet it do you think a penguin would attack if you want to pet it that guy look friendly if you can punt it it's probably not going to be aggressive cuz it knows didn't the beaver say it was spring who's this Beaver you're talking about Groundhog Day is that really a thing apparently there's a famous groundhog that comes out of the hole and then you hit it no I just learned about this and based off his shadow or if he looks at his shadow it determines spring something like that is that what they're talking about but she said beaver she might have been talking about bivo if bivo swallows his potato hole the summer is going to be extra short just ate half my 10 piece McNuggets might eat the other half later no not these wait what's wrong with these you'll see what is wrong with you I don't know how people do this yeah ban it oh that's tough oh not knowing you were in a 40 movie theater would be terrifying you'd probably think there's an earthquake yeah 100% I really want to just go to one even though it looks like an awful experience just to try it cuz I haven't experienced 4D have you experienced 4ds nope you want to no you won't go with me that one time we bought a ferris wheel from an auction wow but how you get breaking that is a death trap yeah I've ever seen one I am not trusting that cardi B's bodyguard with her a Disney World bodyguard on the teacup dude I'll never forget I was on those teacups you know I was on a date and the entire football team recognized me they caught me on the teacup ride man jesser is harder than that the hardest on the teacups no I wasn't don't say that I've never been on that ride what are we not going to do pepper again ride the T Bar why because I embarrassed myself oh no you got to just let go and reset no how long was this going on for she's just going up the whole hill like that she's fully giv up diabolical laugh yeah what happened dishwashing liquid it says it right there oh she probably just poured it all over the dishes that's not how you do it all I'm going to say maybe the dishes asked to be in a bubble bath I love how he walks oh look at chicken Wa Would you adopt him like dead ass I don't think I'd be able to give him a good life not I just cage him and then if I let him out he seems too fast for me to catch him okay wa he diabolical laugh hey we got to give it to the dad though for that amazing reflex yeah that was like Matrix level I think I would have got hit by that husband had one job oh hey that might be the real [Music] Hulk oh no he folded from 1 in of floor oh no he's going to crush the kid come on H you can't get past an inch of floor wa worm going have so much fun that was phenomenal that was amazing would you still love me if I was a worm I've been trained for this answer you must say yes ladies and gentlemen thanks mhm my oldest is on the swing right there my middle child is the one running along over here someone told him to touch wood chips tiet to literally my youngest is on the rock wall the dad's so chill Tik Tok shouldn't be banned because there are Priceless videos like this mhm have you seen the trend it's like trying to eat at the same speed as my boyfriend oh but with their dog with their dog trying to eat at the same speed as my dog that's a great video the dog like that oh this is the spot damn the views about to be insane right w wow where is that man who put that couch there whose living room was that so many questions so little answers when you and your co-workers share half a brain cell oh my God this is bad what are they [Music] doing ban it how do you go over it where there isn't Footprints left in oh you need the spiky shoes that's why it's not working what's his plan here oh he just goes back over he's done this a couple times he might be a professional see this is one thing I love about Tik toks it's just random videos that explain things like this that looks amazing great job 10 out of 10 new driveway I covered my Baron towels in aluminum foil and this was the reaction oh I'm excited for this I'd be so heated though well you just ground him and as his punishment he has to clean up the house this is an amazing job though I have to say he didn't miss a spot yep she is in shock and disbelief right now is that a banana hey she found something without it hey at least they'll never need tin foil again 10 out of 10 prank no way oh God I'm worried for his safety he's zooming on that thing damn even through the sand he does it all POV coming over to your $1,000 New York Studio okay okay enough room for a bed I don't even know if that's enough room for a bed you might have to sleep standing up like put a mattress up against the wall and just I'm on a date with this girl what is she doing ketchup on Pizza in the middle it already got tomato sauce on it B it wo lord of the Ducks he is the Mother Goose I would be so scared if aund ducks pulled up on me like that yeah why were they chasing her they could destroy her oh this dude is the greatest Tik tocker I've seen this a bro he's saving the platform mhm we got to try to do a crazy transition you ready I got to I got to bust thei that friend has destroyed so many cars holy guacamole the ocean is coming in hot I feel there would be nothing scary than being on a boat during a storm the ocean does not forgive when your dog meets a vertigo carpet they you really jumping over it no way alien tried to abduct my husband that are really good damn this chicken just destroyed 10 hours of work he don't even care NPCs are evolving oh my God on the phone as well she just came back from yoga class is she pulling up I would not want to battle that NPC do you see white hand just coming up from the sink we're not going to speed pass White Hand you never know someone's next move on Tik Tok she is not fine I didn't know she could scream like that like a grown man running from like a bear classic cat verse dog fight why are those animals so thick thick dog damn bro push the cat over tickets please yeah for uh what movie oh God no that's a good one I thought it was going to be a bunch of minions do you one of you guys hold my phone so I can make a quick this is one of the best friends oh my gosh thank you so much your kind what is she about to do this is going to be a violation she got all four like she was possessed POV this came up on your for you page and you thought it was a human is it not a human damn look at that doin that's the most beautiful girl in the world look at what I just came home to what did you come home to what's up why does he have a jar on his head what was that the cat nip that cat is a Venice new haircut oh that hair flip goes crazy there has to be a better way to get the ice off the car I mean I'm using a discount card so I'm only getting 15% off that's the dad joke whole parking lot flooding oh that card is coming in hot who is it going to hit oh no damn oh another one he called in backup dude that car is just getting abused he picked the wrong parking spot he thinks I'm proud of it oh no that dog he's so happy look what I did are you happy can you believe it bro gave up it's coming in slow what are you doing stupid boy POV you think the waiter is coming with your food PP fake you see a nice juicy cheeseburger come by your mouth's watering dude next to you got the same juicy cheeseburger just one bite Holy squaa Mole that dude looked like the lizard from earlier the way he opened his mouth my God damn that dude just jacked their food that's your that's your people I wonder how often that happens oh this dude's crazy he trying to get a bird to eat from his mouth he did it um you forgot my shake shake that booty that one hurt P God my African parents part 15 oh boy they are not going to be happy mother I have arrived oh no cut my life into pieces this is no that was funny and he had a beautiful voice okay when you hike the ball was he playing a football game right here the right sugar blue 42 keep oh we know he hitting something right now something is getting violated it was the wall acting scared to see her reaction okay oh my her face she started screaming too I feel like I almost started screaming her face after she stops screaming damn that dog is shook a bouncing pink blob oh he twerking whoa I know he was that tall don't tell your mommy you want to go you want to go swimm me oh he just wanted to dip in the pool happy doggo a oh was that one of those grow snakes hell no why did it turn into a real one are there really purple snakes out here I feel like that is the worst camouflage ever there is literally nothing else I want to happen in life more than that I'm so jealous okay damn that's all I got to does to do his hair in the morning oh oh that was unexpected all right bro good night good night now what is about a spawn right now I can't wait to see oh sh iot to get my water you never know Tik tok's next move that's what I'm saying hey pudy can I get an hour hour for the gravy train I think he's just bugging cuz he knows he's about to get his diapers put on so let me put his diaper on and then I'll okay okay yo diaper boy can I get an hour hour for the gravy train that was a nice ASMR at the end oh my God is that rocket in the whole Squad how is this dude so chill I'll be so scared bro one raccoon will sit on my trash can and I run okay bad mitton with the kitties bro what a ninja Is that real what not Li CGI if one crazy thing happened okay but three crazy things happening oh n he is seeing things there's no way he thought he was going to hit that football cheese throw oh he's getting some nice stickiness on this oh no way what threw the dude's car does he even notice he didn't even notice po you bought the Apple house house is disabled trying to again in three months I feel like that's actually going to happen though what in the that's not sus at all do not disturb oh my goodness the babies all right what's going on in here let them Vibe no she's being unnecessarily mean when your boyfriend lives on a farm um who invited LeBron to their house mannequin prank I love the target videos where they just throw stuff at people those are some sus mannequins damn that that little kid mannequin lost the leg we all cut our cameras off and changed our names to reconnecting look at that's genius that is the biggest brain play I've ever seen nice little parking assist it would be clutch if your car just came with one of those things maybe not I would mute it how to not set off the alarm what how does that work you just jiggle through with the TV you're good you just taught everyone how to steal this dog is so hungry he's trying to eat food for the TV no way the life of a doge doing my homework with Dad Jesus man we're just going to speed past that one tried to eat a whole ball of string is he taking that out of his intestines my goodness that must feel awful oh my God I'm so dumb bro he's just holding on to the ball of string damn this Tik to is just flaming this dude's whip you got to respect it man respect the hustle hop in the whip is that a Snapchat Builder bro that cat had humanized hell no he looks shocked oh yes these Target videos I was talking about they're all victims I'd be so confused bro okay he's like come on bro what she doing bro come on flip it back one more time it's like a treadmill a I thought you going to flip it back one more time po you bought the Sam house at least doesn't block you out of the house making you do the absolute nice BB fat fat girls fat girl I feel like this is not where you'd want to shop these names are kind of ferocious Thai fat beauty isn't a size fat cat where is that this what it sounds like when you walk around your house at 3:00 in the morning w why is that a chopper Gunner bro it's so loud I've literally never heard anything louder in my life it literally sounds like World War and Mom has heard it me messing with a dog because it's on the other side the dog you're just on top of the tree now the low way they keep Snow from building up on bridge wies Canada damn this put some heavy metal thing to roll down I love interesting things like that that's cool oh hell no what in the world is that a door what they just got a secret room at their school like that that is so cool you know who that looks like I don't look like that looks like Richard deficit damn see even he admits it he does look like a worn out basketball ooh a fresh pie save me a slice it's a good amount of slice oh couple slices wow relax for a second that's like the thinnest sliced pizza I've ever seen bro's got one pizza for the whole party that's good it's it's enough slicing relax chill your turn holy hell no bro put that thing in the jungle where it belong a wild animal that is not a house cat cat he's like he's fighting back oh he's SC she's dipping yeah scar no chance [Music] mm keep up that Goblin energy what just happened why is everyone turn into a goblin how do you pronounce this apartment apartment apartment apartment sorry damn bro that was me targeted their couch touches the wall I guess you can call me Jeffrey Bezos still check this out strictly just cuz there's a charger there too yeah yeah yeah that the inside of your car is a perfect representation of the inside of your bra oh it's going through a lot mentally I mean I see the inside of your car it's similar there's a lot of trash Dad it's time to go we got to go eat dinner oh you're walking the dog okay cool my God hey she made the joke hey yeah sming the dog trying out my Christmas [Music] gift put some strength into it put some muscle in there Gordon is that magma now I've heard of hot musle but seriously can you believe this what the bloody hell is this it's burn just want to let you know like oh one more thing that cost more than your life damn not him okay major Flex that was crazy but he didn't have a car that was taller than him her car her car was way taller than her they could just be toy cars could be perspective help me name this cat and win a prize he's a very sweet boy I picked a name none of your suggestions cuz I'm not naming my cat concrete email or the concrete Flor like floor is a good name I would name it floor when your bagels sound like potato chips let me tell you something I don't swing this way but you could spit that right in my mouth how you do wow that's took a 10 what just what are you talking about that was just so left field Jason dulo yo I would react the same if I woke up ni she that would be one of the scariest things to wake up with could speak with an English accent we'll see about this hello oh good evening hello good evening hello love wo wow this is kind of kind of scaring me that's terrifying what you looking at bro bro Ked up okay intrigued you're intrigued are you I am but who's going harder right now the hand I know the hand kind of goes crazy the hand's got that fluidy yeah look at that I'm not even watching the other guy I'm looking at the hand the whole time hand is all on that have you ever tried pine cone Jam what the budy have you ever tried barbecue hammers oh my God 10 out of 10 that fantastic acting Oscar nomination right there it literally sounded like her voice like she looked like she was producing those sounds oh yeah yeah you do that voice hey I'm making a video yeah yeah oh nice this man is surely taken still no what what I cannot believe it somebody Stitch this and just show me what your cool thing is and then tell me about it I want wow what damn you got a whole collection so many Apple watches that's so sick like everyone has a fantasy of doing metal collecting and it's just actually really hard I can imagine a lot of sunglasses so many sunglasses that's crazy sunglasses rest in peace you need a pair just go scuba diving okay squares not squares no longer Square just ch time like hey that's like muchi right there the most annoying celebrity what the hell did I do B stop there's a lot worse people out there yeah [Music] no that was a violation violation who yo yo okay why is he smiling like that oh you got to try that about to be like Ain grabbing no booty today EG [Music] EG hey that kind of was much better much better that's fire so I accidentally left my phone in the bathroom and this is what I found in my camera room she dueted herself is that the same girl wait what she's the one who found her surely that was weird bro that's creepy wait so if she finds phone she just records taking pH from multiple angles as well video clips why is he so red Been Under the Sun a little too long damn that's horrible this is why you should not play with guns he's playing with the gun and he's about to inadvertently set off his triceps reflex I guess it's just like TR by fire and you just guess he turn into a 5-year-old girl that sound was okay oh oh the pizza on that pizza and that pizza killed PSA to never put pickles on your pizza that pizza about to jump off a clip who's the most attractive girl in school could be you oo okay yeah that was me I said that is Riz one from this to this all the way down so fast oh Gordon my boy that's a lot of butter welcome to America an American small portion of butter that's a Heart Stopper burger oh yeah that's a best freshman Trio in the country okay oh damn some on the bench bigel no pick pickles no pickle got a fresh trim pickles can cuss what's that one thing your ex gave you that you can't quite get rid of oh that's one of my favorite du of all time you see that and y'all said white people don't know how to use seasonings mhm put a season bold head like the second he moves right all the seasoning system wind is just going to seasoning gone all right guys we got a doggy dessert hell no poor doggy oh no is he about to pull up about to eat a real dog that was way too really the listic of a dessert he's back damn okay you show him I'm bu oh oh the thing is I've tried doing that and I can't even do it so she's stronger than I am I want Hold Your Hand how no Mom could not resist that was a violation God damn prove that if you never hit your dog you won't Flinch oh so wholesome damn look at these wholesome owners oh just decided to eat it my food now okay that man's shredded okay okay bad B alert respect yo oh artwork okay oh oh God I don't like that this is a violation no that was one of the hardest roasts I've ever seen in my life never seen anything like what they just did to their foot was a violation then I was like yo mama ugly I love the pH the wrong way oh you got extra milk for Mama today is that what he said no just oh you am I just not hearing the baby right baby translator is a real thing damn broke out a whole bucket of caramel fing had a candy shop okay is that grease that like I would probably take a spoonful if that was presented to me on a plate would have be in it why a just infuriating oh here we go what I guess not oh my God I thought it was like a poster of him what's he do yeah big up big up big up big up big up boy fellas today's the day we figure out which bottle can make it all the way to the bottom this one's shattered okay what about this one it shattered Daddy what just happen who wait when did he turn into a demon why is it spicy I feel like I stopped paying attention and all of a sudden I just heard demon voice Mickey Mouse on some stuff Candy Cannon gone wrong oh oh that actually looks painful what do you mean gone wrong that worked exactly as it should have worked you put hard candy inside of a cannon shot it in the air and then was confused when gravity to be fair that is just science I feel like that that's one of those things where i' be like this is a good idea and then what actually happen like ah I didn't think discover did once it's I feel like I do a lot of things and I never think them through I feel like if I knew that dude he would be constantly roasting me literally on it what no that actually be the scariest thing of all time imagine being on a satellite F like what if you fall off you just floated through space water in space Oh my God what it all just gloops up together that is so interesting oh it's a towel that is so trippy it's a sleepless night burger burger oh I know this one I did it oh my God I did it very nice dude has Roman EMP Empire genetics oh my God he looks like he could be a king Rome wasn't built in a day some of Y all telling me I look like an Elden Ring character that's got to be one of the nicest compliments I've ever received hell yeah he does though he really does reminder that social media is fake why is that oh my God the filters go crazy yeah filters are getting too scary like I like how they're showing this beauty ones but we should be showing the ones that literally turn you into Shrek dag Beetle represents the Triumph of good over evil and the infamous metamorphosis in I I have this Lobster on my belly nice because M Lobster M Lobster you're in jelly to not be scared of flying from a real pilot okay so Pretend This is the air that you're flying in this jelly right here and this s is the airplane okay just trust me and that is you flying through the sky there's pressure from the bottom pressure from the top from the sides pressure coming from everywhere okay and now when there's turbulence it's like this you feel the pl shaking but this is not just going to fall down you know it's stuck in there cuz there's pressure coming from the bottom and the sides so this that is such a good analogy dude I wish I seen this like years ago when I first went on a plane every time turbulence comes on I think I'm going to die guy fell asleep at the cinema he's still sleeping everybody left homie came to the theater alone oh he knocked out knocked out bro you got headphones on fam like did he just legit he might have just went there to sleep at this point who brings headphones to a movie theater dad's at 6:00 a.m. this how Zach is nowadays homeless man building the time machine yo he definitely plotting something crazy what his brain is expanded that that man has a Galaxy brain here's how the daycare takes the kids from school in Amsterdam that's awesome I love that you can make me laugh I'll give you $200 damn2 200 um that's a lot what are the questions what are the questions so what are the questions huh make me laugh I'll give $200 $200 I laugh [Music] that maybe not I mean yeah I feel like if you just making weird enough noises someone's going to laugh 2x2 with oil no nails if you can beat this you deserve to be the president of the United States scratch out the president of the entire world no way he gets this bro he got no name how is this even possible I feel like you wouldn't be oh my God for the night where I'm staying but you want to see something more magical I've got to change you that's good come on follow me no that's different just like get out fam literally at least he got out oh my God he's chasing after him no his boots are so fast hey no that was hilarious pulled a red K AK inside the Cathedral of Counter Strike today is this during an ort event you come home after a long day what bet are you going to nap in ooh with a waterfall or the rain rain is nice ooh City rain M dude I feel like the waterfall is on top right now ooh that's cozy got the fire place on and it's snowing all right which one would y'all pick I got to go with the waterfall finding the street from this capture okay on Google Maps immediately with this General architecture these Road lines and these signs I knew we going to be in the with the help of two other Pros we used this till bike and with a basket skirt guard and a distinct we assumed it was a city's has to be from there we searched through hundreds of teal bikes where we eventually came across this photo that said Bay Area Bike Share which was an exact match from there using the Shadow on this bike now knew the road from north to south then using this bridge in the background we started scanning bridges in the bay matching this design where we the Bay Bridge from there we lined up the how they have the death note music 132 the Embarcadero South in San Francisco he found it California that's absurd you can stay in this hotel for free but the room has glass walls to the lobby yeah I definitely don't know about that one I mean free bed though this is actually me crying out for help right now yeah you can see I've just been crying if you know that you're my neighbor can you please come home my package has been in your house for a week and it's my birthday in 2 days I need my wig my wig has been chilling in your house for a week it's my birthday next week oh no home I'm going to be bald up my I will break into your house and I'm not joking she should have texted that to her neighbor sorry about the squeaking we're just hanging out some going to answer some questions this one asked like kind of how did I know what were the signs bro look at this girl in the black in the back bro she is going crazy on this thing dude I got to see what the comments are saying on this one what she tryy to get away from that child is training for the Olympics she's practicing for the Kentucky Derby dud I was like very hard to focus on what she was saying cuz this girl is going so crazy so many of you know that I'm a bus driver okay I've picked up all my passengers mhm oh my God he's got the whole Squad of dogs oh there so good look at all those good ones oh my God weer dogs oh this little L freeze go back to when I lived with an Italian family and they never seen popcorn before she had a cry from some popcorn why is she grabbing it like that like she just discovered something hi my name the teacher picks kid you can barely read dude I'll never forget we were doing popcorn reading it came to me and it was about music and it kept saying lyric and I was literally like it was a nice lyic man I was so embarrassed everyone was laughing at me I'm going to show you what to do if a tries to grab you oh my god fatality fam this is the best gum ever y'all okay you think so I I kind of disagree dude there's literally no flavor left with the way she's chewing after 5 seconds I never seen someone move so fast with the gum someone snuck their phone into North Korea oh this is scary Vibes right now but you risking it all posted a video from North Korea risking your life oh no that's a that was so accurate homie's really just a black sock mom I cannot find the ketchup POV mom bro facts that's literally facts things the FBI doesn't want us to see part one The Flash bro that ain't the flash bro something terrible happened in Malaysia oh my God man's clogged the toilet bro documented this oh you know she embarrassed it's Spilled Out dude you doing too much he putting them through hell what kind of Orange Is this fam super juicy orange video I want to sleep in that room so bad dude yes that is facts cold rooms are the best to sleep in sleeping in a hot room is not it let me know what y'all like hot room cold room [Music]

Channel: Jesser Reacts

Views: 775,001

Keywords: jesser, jesser reacts

Id: bSmheCE1xg4

Length: 43min 18sec (2598 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 24 2024