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I'll bet you there's no way you can eat this faster than I can so my girlfriend is extremely smart extremely smart let me finish spell the word pterodactyl welcome to Everett vacuum everything we sell she smell good [Laughter] [Music] stay trip to the feet night take some fleet [ __ ] would have fought me [ __ ] sorry fall free hey there we came to tell you that Eloise is not a demon she's actually really really sweet she just has a brother that likes to annoy her and make her mad but look at this face stop Turner look at this face look I'm not touching that all right I need everyone's attention right now oh so my girlfriend just learned how to knit and decided to knit me a beanie for the winter um someone asked if they could see the side of my glasses so some [ __ ] asses beef that and they know it but then anybody come around and say your ass so fat they're gonna be like what are you talking about shut up you know your asses consciously deliciously very big what do we want low-flying airplane noises when do we want them it all started with my mom met my dad and they fell in love and they had me hi I'm Ryan in my life it's kind of crazy oh can you find where I asked I don't remember asking for your opinion so I just moved into this new place right and my roommate goes hey I've been going to the laundromat because our dryer doesn't work too well right I'm like okay well you check the lid like the what and I was like the lint and he was like the what and I was like are you trying to kill us homie really gave me a fake ID no and my you're not 25 I might just let you slide though might be nice you know I might lose my job mmm damn damn I oh no not me no like I didn't think that it would work for me but like like why do i oh my god ooh [Music] literally straight up milk you don't even put anything in it you don't even put anything in it like cookies you don't even put anything in it you're the put strawberry stuff or chocolate stuff and we're any would then go buy some stop drinking normal milk or you would are you a criminal so I asked Google how many calories do you burn when you fart sixty seven calories you guys in that case I should burn about 5,000 calories a day someone commented saying I sounded like a from Victoria so now I'm gonna do my cow from Victoria suppressor hey what about the guy who first landed on the moon he said one small step for man I would have just been like oh my gosh I'm on the moon oh my gosh so we know how to do this one thing it's so cool like not a lot of girls not to do it watch watch look we're minding our business so what are you now a [ __ ] go ahead Dean birthing Big Bear Xing Big Bear zing dig dig don't stand up bend over and touch your toes and spell run run go it'd run spell uh-oh are you here Oh Jaden you wanna explain to me why it's [ __ ] snowing in your truck it's Christmas Chevy Silverado excuse me my name is Gracie nan Stacey entre Sarah Lacy is crazy all right guys I gotta go feed my kid can you go to jail for farting on someone yes in Texas a police officer was charged with assault her farting in the face of a fellow cop he faced a year in prison and a four thousand dollar fine the bottom line is don't try to weaponize your farts or you may go to jail [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] hey if you a fat girl don't wear a crop top heat the AMPA w will be go outside with your own wine [ __ ] I just the way that I remember from Spanish and guess what it is what sir alright juice so I wear scrunchies right and this girl comes up to me today and goes oh my god you're wearing a scrunchie are you disco girl do I look holy [ __ ] on you hey go ahead keep recording it but I'm dropping my drawers and I'm turning around and if you're not have to told it I'm [ __ ] right in your lap no hobby [ __ ] love me cuz baby don't give a [ __ ] I've been fooling nobody why she's liking my dick put it out there that city [ __ ] uh-uh [Music] never be in a long-distance relationship does this sound fun to spend most of your relationship staring at your significant other through a phone screen no it's miserable you'll spend all your time wishing you could be with them when in the end they'll probably just end up cheating on you with someone hotter than you who actually lives near them it's time for you to stop being delusional and realize that you were meant to die alone

Channel: Monstro

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Id: 1RMsooLfNn0

Length: 12min 1sec (721 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 29 2020