tier ranking your book boyfriends (are you guys okay?)

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The boy who has booktok by the throat... I love him so much, but he's a fixer-upper. and he needs therapy. and he might need an  exorcism. Hi! Hello, welcome back to my channel. This video comes a little bit late for it  to be officially a Valentine's Day video   but I decided to, for this year, rank your book  boyfriends. One of my first videos on this channel   was ranking like your favorite bad boys... Strange that the lists are pretty similar. That's what we're gonna do. I asked you  guys on Instagram, you sent in your votes, I   tallied them all and here we go. First I  want to give a shout out to the sponsor of   this video though who made this possible and  that is Squarespace who is a wonderful service I   have used for years. 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Thank you again as always to   Squarespace, all that information will be in the  description box. Let's dive in. I have 24 people   on our list. Initially it was much longer. I was including any person who got more than two votes   but that impossible so I'm doing any  person that got over five votes. Five or more   votes. Also I'm using some fan art and that will  be linked down below if it is not a official   fan art. Why...? I just realized... Okay we'll cross that  bridge when we get to it. So here are our tiers: we have at the top, soulmate material. Don't need an  explanation. Next, here is I could make it work. I could make it work. The next one is friend  zoned. You have a lot of people here who I   love and adore but just like it wouldn't  happen. After that is a fixer-upper.   We know those types. After which is therapy helps - the both of you. And you need an   exorcism. Some of the people who are on here...you guys did okay, you guys did well but... Okay shall we start? I'm gonna start from  the bottom and head to, head to our top ranked. Comment down below right now and you can edit  it afterwards, who do you think got number one?   I was biting my nails. I was at the edge of my  seat tallying these. You can guess, you can guess. It was - let's just say it was a tight race. Also  the coffee that I had this morning, I took one sip   and I realized something was horribly wrong. I  think there were like five shots of espresso in   it. I got it from like a vending machine coffee -  anyway I'm in a state so...Okay number one on our   list, coming in with five votes (this is the five  vote tier) is none other than - where is he on here? -   Julian Blackthorn of the Dark Artifices. Yes a  Shadowhunter is ranked at the bottom. He is the   least loved Shadowhunter boy. I had someone comment  just said "all the Shadowhunter main characters   get a point" so a point for everybody including  Julian. I don't know why he's loved the least,   that's so funny. Julian is a guy who just  cares for his family. He's been kind of put in   a bad situation where he's a teenager but he's  suddenly like the father figure of all of his   younger siblings which means he's an excellent  cook, he's very sensitive, he's an artist, he's a   little awkward - he's a lot awkward - but like the  boy doesn't leave his home unless he's fighting   demons. So I'm a little bit shocked. I say justice  for Julian. However that being said I would   absolutely be - would I friend zone him or could I  make it work? Here's the thing I feel like I would   I would absolutely have a crush on him if I met  him in real - yeah okay so I can make it work, I can   make it work. It would be a little bit of like  a pity romance but I can make it work. Okay yeah   next up is none other - why aren't these boys, I'm  so angry!! Why aren't these boys higher on the list?! Get it together people. None other than Jamie Frasier from Outlander. Soulmate material, well...   soulmate - I'm not, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna  think about it. Soulmate material. Jamie Frasier,   if you haven't read Outlander, it's about a girl,  a woman, who is living in England in the I believe   it's right after World War II and she accidentally  time travels, finds herself I think it's like the   1700s maybe? Finds herself in Scotland and we meet a man named Jamie Frasier and God love him...I did   read the book, the first book Is 900 pages. You  can just watch the show, they did an incredible   job with the show. The casting - this was one of the times where human, real, non-fiction person   that they cast was better than who I pictured in  my mind. Like normally it's kind of a letdown but...   He isn't up to speed with um...feminism? But  he tries, he tries okay. So I'm not I'm not   even gonna think - a soulmate is a soulmate,  you can't help it Jamie. And after that   how on Earth is this man tied with  Jamie Frasier and Julian Blackthorn?!   I have so many questions for you.. It  is none other than Thomas Cresswell   from Stalking Jack the Ripper. I would put him in  friend zone because I have no feelings towards   this man. Stalking Jack the Ripper takes place in  Jack the Ripper era London. We follow a girl whose   uncle is like within the detective world and so she's able to go and help investigate all of these   murders and she ends up meeting Thomas Creswell  who is her uncle's apprentice and I'm not spoiling   it at all - they fall in love. And it's very....You know  what, I give him, okay here's the thing, I give him   points for being the least annoying character in  the entire series and he's patient and he puts   up with a lot of [ __ ] but I don't remember  anything else about him. Nothing. Go Thomas. I wish you happiness. But like I just don't care  about you. Ooh Mr Darcy, Mr Darcy, coming in with   six points. We've reached another tier. Mr Darcy, I  would absolutely make it work. Are we soul mates? Are we soul mates? Okay yeah, okay yeah yeah  we'll put Mr Darcy in the soulmate category. I can't, I'm not gonna tell you what Pride and  Prejudice is about. Yeah yeah he's in soulmate -   I can't, I can't say anymore. Nina Zenik. Okay I opened this up to any character and Nina is our   highest ranked, only girl who got above five points.  Yeah soulmate material. What else is there to say?   She's a little dramatic so I'm sure that we  would definitely get into a lot of little tiffs   but I would I would just love her to death  and we would eat waffles all the time and she's   so tough, I love her, I love Nina. Soul mate no  explanation needed. Next up in the same tier as   Nina is James Herondale. James Herondale,  is another Shadowhunter. Where is he? Where is   he though? Oh my God pause everything I need  to add him to our tier. Goodness me I'm sorry,   the disrespect! James Herondale is our main  character from the Last Hours series which is   the most recent work of Cassandra Clare in  The Shadowhunters world. I would put him in a fixer-upper but also therapy helps. Good  things to say about James - he's really loyal, he's very funny and witty, he loves to  read, he's super handsome, he's like a   tough Shadowhunter guy but he's got like  communication issues. His loyalty is like   too much so that it ends up causing him  problems. I feel like I would - ouch - I feel   like he just needs, he just needs some work.  He's been through it, he's still going through it,   and I just don't think he's ready for a  relationship. So sorry James. And finally in   the same tier as James Herondale, Nina Senik and  Mr Darcy. The same tier. Is none other than Azriel   of the acotar world. Azriel - friend zoned. But  also needs ther- let's just like overarch,   everybody needs therapy. Let's just say  that. Azriel is also super loyal but he's like   again been through it so he's very like brooding  and keeps to himself and quiet and he's very   much a man written by a woman. And he  is supposedly getting his time to shine   soon hopefully. Sarah J Maas has written kind of everyone around him to have a romance and he is   just kind of there working his ass off, making sure  the plot can move forward, but not getting his time   in love. so Azriel's just still kind of a mystery to everybody and I'm so worried for him, so worried   for him. So yeah he's definitely friend zone.  I would absolutely love to have him on my side   for sure, he's like a bodyguard man fairy, but  no nothing else. I'm not - the wings, the wings, not   for me, not for me. Coming in after Azriel though,  now we're getting into it, Peeta Mellark. What do   I have to say about Peeta? Peetapeetapeeta. Pros  for Peeta - a baker, crafty, caring, great makeup   skills, kind I would say. Cons are just that he's a  little crazy. From what I remember especially like   in the first book, he's just very passive. Like I am the kind of person that I don't actively go up   and tell people my feelings and I feel like  he's the same so we would just kind of like   orbit each other and never actually talk about  our feelings which wouldn't work for me. So I don't think our personalities would mesh very well but just in general as a book boyfriend   I could absolutely make it  work. No problems. Peeta.   Great. Gale who? Gale who? After that, soulmate  material, I don't - where is he? Where'd he go? Gilbert. I'm going to read you on the annewithane.fandom.com personality about Gilbert   if you want to know like what I'm looking for  in a man. I'm married by the way, just in case   that hasn't been brought up. Gilbert is very  intelligent. He shows a strong curiosity for   the world around him and a thirst for knowledge.  Well liked by many, he has a profound ability to   empathize with others and cares deeply about his  family and friends. Respectful, well-mannered, and   gentle, Gilbert always lends a helping hand.  He is passionate, ambitious, and determined   to achieve his aspirations. Throughout the series Gilbert demonstrates unwavering kindness and loyalty. Yeah Gilbert, my number one, my number one.  After Gilbert coming in with seven votes is   Darlington. Daniel Arlington from Ninth House  and Hell Bent. Daniel Arlington is the mentor of   our main character in Ninth House. He is obsessed  with magic and knowledge and he loves reading and   he's just a big ass nerd and I love him so much.  But he's a fixer-upper and he needs therapy and   he might need an exorcism. However, however, I  mean you know? We've all got something in our   lives. Fixer-Upper absolutely. Darlington love you  so much. I can't spoil anything but I feel like   as the series continues he's gonna be like a fave, moving on up. As long as we work on, we work on his   issues that I mentioned. He's borderline I could  make it work already and so...After Darlington, we   have a strange entry. We have Adam Carlson from the  Love Hypothesis and we have Levi Ward from Love on   the Brain. However someone said they voted for Adam  Carlson from Love on the Brain. People were mixing   them up while they were voting. Understandable. I combined their votes 'cause they're the same person. And we're gonna put them in therapy helps because  they're not my friends, not fixing them up, someone   else needs to do the work. Therapy helps for Adam and Levi. These are two books by Ali Hazelwood, they are both about giant men who look like Adam  Driver who are grumpy and grumbly and and   don't communicate and that leads them into big  misunderstandings and being very awkward in love   and life. Next up, the boy who  has booktok by the throat. I don't know why. That would be none other  than Aaron Warner of the Shatter Me series.   Coming in with eight votes, coming in above  Mr Darcy coming in, above Jamie Frasier,  Peeta Mellark. I'm - this is my my Joker moment. He needs therapy, he, god. So Shatter Me is like this   dystopian, I think it came out, they're still kind  of coming out? It's an incredibly long series with   like novellas and prequels and blah. They read  like peak dystopian YA. Like think of the era of   The Hunger Games. I don't want to spoil it but for  some reason this boy just like has booktok in   the palm of his hand. I don't remember him knocking  me off of my feet when I read this. I do remember   being like Oh okay like, I would have, I would  have gotten it if I was a little bit younger but   like why him? Write your love letters to Aaron  Warner down below and explain to me what the   appeal is because like I kind of get it, I'm there,  but like the amount of love that this boy gets... I'm curious, I would love to learn. Bring  me into the Aaron Warner world. After Aaron   we have none of a than Jace Herondale.  Potentially one of my first loves. I don't remember   reading the books The Mortal Instruments. I know  that I did, but I don't remember reading them   however my friend Olivia and I went to see City  of Bones the film - the film - in theaters like I'm   not kidding you, seven times. We have it memorized,  we watch it at least once a year, it is peak   cinema, incredible. And I just gotta say (and I mean this in an ironic way you get me) but it's   great the casting of Jace as Jamie Campbell Bower, Jamie Campbell Bower as Jace. Excellent.   Everybody knows him as Vekna. No no no no no. He is Jace. However, boy needs therapy. Borderline he's a fixer-upper. I'm gonna, I don't know where to put  this boy. I also don't know why I have him on here   twice. Jace Herondale just needs therapy  honestly I don't really want to be his friend.   He's kind of annoying, but I would also hate to not  be his friend. Like I feel like he'd be even more   annoying if I wasn't friends with him. So I will  friend zone him but therapy first, therapy first for Jace Herondale. One of many Herondales on our  list. This family just really churns them out.   After that we have coming in with nine votes,  right before we hit our double digits, is    Nathaniel Thorn. Nathaniel Thorn is I could  make it work. We aren't soul mates, I'm not   gonna go there, but I could absolutely make it work. He is, Nathaniel Thorn is from the book   A Sorcery of Thorns. He is this moody little  wizard and he reminds me so much of Howl.   So much of Howl. He's so funny, there's also a  novella that he is in where he is just so funny.   I just absolutely adore him. I think  that he is a really wonderful character   in that he's like a very soft boy and I  think we actually had - we had someone vote   honestly any soft boy I come across, I claim.  And Nathaniel is 100% soft boy and I adore   him. He also has a giant ass library in his  house and when the main character is like   "hey can I study?" or something and he opens  his library...I would marry him then in there.   Then in there. That is Nathaniel Thorn. After that, this is someone I can't really talk about that   much I'm gonna put him in friend zone because  he doesn't seem like that bad of a guy. None other   than Rowan Whitethon from Throne of Glass. So many  people have asked me to give Throne of Glass a   try because I've talked about how I don't want  to do a wrap up or like a plot summary for them   and like please believe me guys, I have read more  than half of the series. I have met Rowan, I have   you know been on that journey. And I just didn't -  I don't like them. I don't like them. So trust me   that I have given them their fair shot. Rowan, I remember not being annoyed by him, I remember not being wowed by him. I think I remember him just  like cheering on our main girl and supporting   her strength which is what we like to see. I think  he's fae right? Just like a just like a fae dude   uh-huh. So he's friend zone sorry  guys. That's Rowan. He had 10 votes but   there we are. Next up, I love this, next up with 10 votes we have Sel from Legendborn. Legendborn is a wonderful not duology that has  a bit of inspiration from King Arthur so   hence why everybody has a Welsh name. Sel  is like Sellywyn or something something he   is this like sassy tortured mean guy however  he really trusts his gut which I like. I like   confidence. But he's so confident in himself that  if he thinks you're evil, he will try to kill you   without like maybe looking at other evidence and  seeing that maybe you aren't evil...he will just   kill you. So we love, we love a man who trusts  himself but maybe not to Sel's level. Sel   is a fixer-upper I would say. Also this fan art  broke me. He also speaks Welsh so there you   go. There you go. After that we have a jump in the  points. We're jumping all the way to 14 points and   that is...Cassian of the ACOTAR world. Where was  Azriel? Six points to our Cassian's 14. Wow. I had   so many people of these 14 who voted and they  literally apologized. They were like I'm sorry   but I like Cassian. Cassian is absolutely friend  zoned for me. I think he would be a jolly good time   to have around but not too muc.h not too much.  My favorite word to describe him is obnoxious.   Cassian is very loyal, he's kind of the comedic  relief, he's very funny, he's an okay dude   but he might have like an itty-bitty anger issue.  Not my least favorite bat boy, let's just say that. That's where I'm placing Cassian. Next up  tied with Cassian is Cardan who I have had   a bit of an enemies to lover's storyline  with. I did not like Cardan in the Cruel   Prince but he grew on me upon rereading the  second and third book. He needs therapy   and I wouldn't, I wouldn't come near him with  what is it a 10-foot pole - nah no Cardan's all   yours. He is very fae. Holly Black wrote him to be  a very like how fairies are meant to be which are   tricksters and they like pranks and they aren't  very nice. And I just - in a partner it's not   what I'm looking for. However if you have read  the Cruel Prince already, Holly black just released   all of the letters that he sends to Jude and  I mean, he got, he got me there. Cardan though... no. Jumping to 17 points - we are getting so  close to the top guys, we've reached the top six... Jacks from Once Upon A Broken Heart.  This is where I would probably need to   use the you need an exorcism here. Jacks is  a god basically, he's this immortal being.   Kills you if he kisses you. He has an apple  addiction which we'd better get [ __ ] answers   to because it's gonna - I can't sleep at night  wondering why he eats apples all the time.   He is obsessed with his ex. Guess who just woke up with 12 missed calls and 15 texts from their EX? My ex. Stephen please take me back, I miss you,  we can work things - who maybe even wasn't an ex I mean he's really tied up on this girl. He's just  got, he's just man Jacks has a lot more cons than he   has pros but there's just something about that  boy. So I would put him in I could make it work   but I feel like most people would put him in you  need an exorcism. So let's do both. I'm putting him   in I could make it work but perhaps it is I  who needs the work. Next up tied with Jacks for   17 points, top five, is none other than Kaz  Brekker of Six of Crows or as someone said   Kazzle Dazzle. Kazzle Dazzle broke  my camera battery. Kaz Brekker. Pros: How do I say that I love Kaz without  sounding insane? I love him. I think that's all   that matters right? Somebody else said, what was  one quote that I pulled? Someone said I seriously   can't find a normal one they all have an issue or need therapy. Which, yes. But then someone else said   Kaz (sorry I'm in love with a criminal) Same girl,  same. So I would absolutely, I could make it work,   I could make it work with Kaz. I would not want  to get in between him and his lady friend however   because that would be the end of me. If it was like  a hey me and my wife think that you're pretty cool   wanna come have a drink with us situation I would  say yes. But yeah I I can't explain why I love Kaz.   I just do. The heart wants what it wants. After  that we have a big old jump from 17 votes, we're   going into the 24 votes arena. With none other than  king of my heart Nikolai from Shadow and Bone and   King of Scars. Soulmate material. Once again I'm  not getting in between him and his lady friend   at all. Nikolai he is so funny, he's a goofball, he  puts his responsibilities before anything even   if it really hurts him, he really cares about his  people, and he's loyal and he's great and I love   him and I love him and I love him and I love  him. Yeah good work everybody, 24 of you voting   him up so high. Oh I forgot to delete her - Nesta  got two votes. I was like why is she down there?!   Nesta got two votes and she also needs therapy  so we're not even going to talk about it. We have   now reached the top three and I'm gonna bring you  back in time to when I was tallying these votes.   Okay hey guys so we currently have a three-way  tie. I asked on Instagram and then I just screen   recorded me scrolling through your answers and  now I'm like slowly making my way through them so   I know that I only have a couple left. And we have  a three-way tie and I just want to record because   I'm invested, I'm so invested in this ranking. Here  we go! Who do we have? It's nobody, nobody's breaking   the tie so far. Okay oh my God I think these are  the last ones...oh the last vote goes to Gilbert. We, we did break the tie but there's a tie for  second place and they couldn't be more different.   Okay okay so anyway just to prove that  I was being honest, I screenshotted   all of your responses and I put them on  a spreadsheet and I counted them honestly.   Here we go, here are your, here are your top three  book partners. These people are tied. These people are tied for second place. Put them in a room  together I don't even know what would happen   Oh my God 26 votes. Rhysand from ACOTAR. I would put him in therapy big time. Not touching that, not touching that. You can see how I rank  the bat boys. Who's my least favorite. No no and again as with Cassian, I love that nobody  apologized for loving Azriel but everybody   apologized for loving Cassian and Rhysand. Fight  with me in the comments, respectfully. Respectfully   your taste is bad. Tied with Rhysand, tied with...  well I'm not going to spoil anything. Tied with   Rhysand is none other than booktube's boyfriend... Jem Carstairs. Jem comes in second place. Somebody literally just voted "Jem" like most people were  like Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice or like   Rhysand, ACOTAR right? Somebody who just voted  Jem like he's Madonna or Beyonce and I love   that for him. He's so well known in the fandom.  He's like teetering strangely between soulmate   material and friend-zoned material. I mean, I  would happily, be happily be with him forever. This is so hard - I'm gonna put it in I could make it  work because I absolutely could regardless of how   strong our love was I know that I would happily  live with Jem in my life till the end of time.   Jem Carstairs everybody. Coming in at number one  with one vote more than Rhysandis none other than Will Herondale. Yep Will Herondale. All right  so Will Herondale and Jem, if you don't know,   they are both from the same book series,  they are best friends practically brothers,   I don't want to go into it, but they are quite  opposite personalities. Will is very like goofy   and just comes on real strong and Jem  is very like reserved and quiet and   plays his violin. So if we were like younger, Will  is the kind of person that I would have such a   crush on in school but Jem is the kind of person  that I would end up actually like dating. This is so hard. I'm stressed why am I - like my heart is actually  beating really fast and it's not the caffeine. I   will put him in...what? Okay what? I'm gonna put  him in the friend zone with love, with a lot of   love which means that Julian Blackthorn  is ranked higher than Will Herondale? What? I stand by, I stand by ranking Jem higher. Help  me out, if you've read all the Shadowhunter books   could you rank them...We have Will, Jem, Julian, Jace, James. Pls rank them for me and let me know your   thoughts. I'm, I didn't think that I would have  this kind of reaction. Okay which means my soul   mates: Jamie, Mr Darcy, Nina, Gilbert, Nikolai. Yes  fabulous tier. I could make it work with Julian, Peeta, Nathaniel, Jacks, Kaz and Jem. Absolutely happily forever and ever after with all of them. Jacks though... All right. We've friend zoned Thomas who I don't remember anything about, Azriel, Rowan again I don't   know, Cassian and Will. I feel really bad for Will  being in this tier because he is above that. So I'm   a little, I'm a little iffy on the friend zone. The  fixer-uppers we have James Herondale, Darlington   and Sel. Absolutely and then who needs a lot of therapy - Adam + Levi, Aaron Warner, Jace Herondale,   Cardan, Nesta and Rhysand. I stand by that. There  you go that's my ranking. I didn't think that I   would I would be that, this stressed. I'm really  unsure about Will. I'm probably gonna come back,   I'm gonna be mad once I finish editing  this. I'm going to be like I should have put him   elsewhere....honestly no you know what I'm gonna put  him in a fixer-upper. Because we need to work on   his fear of ducks, we need to work on his singing  at all times, I need him to take life a little more   seriously, a little just a little, just a little.  There okay so I've edited it, I feel a lot better.   I like the the James, Darlington, Sel, Will group. I can work on them together. Who else Somebody said   somebody who, this person only got one vote, which  was Tristan Kane and someone said I promise I can   fix it. Anyway so that that's that. That's that. Thank you for being here, this was a lot of fun. Let   me know your thoughts down below please because I  feel a lot of feelings right now and I would love   to know your thoughts. Aaron Warner stans, sound  off. I need to know about this. But anyway thank   you again to Squarespace for sponsoring this.  You can find the link down below, you can go   to squarespace.com/caricanread to get 10% off of  your first website or domain, and yeah thank you   for always supporting this channel. So I will see you guys next time. Hope you had a good Valentine's   Day, if not, March 14th in Korea is black day where  if you're single you go out and you eat noodles   so I hope you might have a happy black day as  well. Anyway yeah I'm starving and I'm gonna go   make a coffee that doesn't taste like it will  kill me in a couple sips and I will see you   guys next time, all right? Have a wonderful day. Go  get that therapy that you need, get an exorcism,   and see you next time, alright, bye!
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