THROWING PINEAPPLES IN THE OCEAN TO DO WHAT?! | Harold

[Applause] where are we going oh we're gonna go see the chicken ever since I was a child I've always been fascinated by those at all did you see that almost rancher that old lady over there when you hurry it up I'm trying to look at some chicken not an old cow how old are you huh 69 thousand years old wanna hear joke why did the old lady cross the road I would say to get you the air side by obviously you can't even get to the other side help her if she falls I'll help her cover a call funeral home okay mom I'm here you promised it would be chickens here but I don't see any chickens I'm at CBS or you told me to go to the closest farm I see this is the closest farm I see I'm gonna call some of my friends over so that you can meet them oh wait I don't have any friends oh we're here at Nathan's brother school right now Nathan is busy today so I'm gonna pick his brother up for him oh hi Ethan my name is Harold oh where are you going we're like 20 miles away from his house though oh I've been on many dates I'm on one now actually let's see here I'm on July 1st July 2nd July 8th July not Harold what are you doing I'm saving Spongebob Squarepants but how well you ever look at his house he's at the same house for like twenty years that pineapples definitely wrong by now I got throw these pineapples into the ocean come on let's go just wait a minute my father called me I'll save you spongebob [Music] defeating the Krusty Krab need straws there's the throw straws in the ocean next let's go hurry I gotta go to Penn smart to get a pet my friend she has this turtle way no she doesn't have a turtle we don't even have a friend you know hamsters only live up to two years I wish I was a hamster I'm gonna let you in on a little secret I've been trying to find a secret formula to the Big Mac for years now and I think I just came up with a foolproof plan I'm gonna go undercover get a job at McDonald's and find the secret formula but Shh first I just I just gotta get a job how can I help you hi my name is Harold and I was wondering if I could steal the secret formula I mean I was wondering if I could get a job at McDonald's so I can steal the secret formula I mean I was wondering if I could get a job at McDonald's so I can pay for college what'd you say your name was again my name is steal the secret formula I mean my name is Harold okay thank you hey they have no idea what I'm gonna do all I'm very close to my dad we play hide and seek all the time actually I've been trying to find them for 18 years now before returning to work I don't work here I guess I don't have to wash my hands Hey wow that's really what I look like holy guacamole these are the new pokemon cards I wonder if this one has a legendary in it [Music] no this one definitely does I just got a legend there so that's what it's like to have a dad I get it because cuz I'm sprinting oh my god it's an IVA I've been looking for this thing forever I catch when my games stop whoa Oh honestly never use talks talk sucks talk sucks sucks up well I'm just doing for the pun Oh golly this ball reminds me of when I used to play catch with my childhood friends oh wait that was a dream I don't have any friends [Music]

Channel: Nathan Doan Comedy

Views: 3,306,741

Keywords: Harold, Pineapples, Spongebob Squarepants, Grocery Store, Target, Walmart, Asian, Nerd, Skit, Brandon Rogers, Brandon Rogers Grandpa, Liza Koshy Jet, Vlog, Nathan Doan, Ging Ging, Brandon Rogers mom, Pokemon

Id: e6JGvAdPLS4

Length: 5min 40sec (340 seconds)

Published: Sat May 04 2019