Three’s Company 2024🎉🎉🎉 Full Episode 81920🎄🎄🎄 Full Season | Funny HD

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Terry what are you doing washing the dishes that is not how you wash the dishes this is how Jack you got to let the soapy water loosen the food I know that so why don't you do that in the first place because your cashmere sweater is soaking in there what you ask me to wash it remember oh good Terry now I got a cashmere dish rag just leave it there and let it soak I'll wash it later you just put it on a stick and mop the floor hey Jack do you remember my telling you about Mr Davis who you know Warren Davis that customer of mine you mean that old guy who used to hang around your flower shop all the time he was a real weirdo he died but a real nice weirdo sorry Janet yeah well um I'm supposed to be at his lawyer's office on Thursday he named me in his will his will I don't understand were you that close no Terry I hardly knew this man then why would he put you in his will I don't know well you know maybe he was a lonely old man and and he remembered that I was always nice to him I wonder how much he left you that depends on how nice she was no maybe he's one of those you know eccentric millionaires that you always read about you know like someone is nice to them and then when they die they leave that person a million dollars Terry don't get Janet's hopes up I mean the guy had nothing better to do than hang around a flower shop all day long what could he possibly have to leave her he owned a bank a bank would be nice a bank has more than a million dollars go stop come on you guys just you're being ridiculous Mr Davis hardly knew me okay look uh if you'll excuse me I got better things to do than thinking about how much money I'm going to get oh like what thinking about how I'm going to spend it I think we can handle that very well yes okay yeah well J looks like we're the first to arrive yeah Jack I'm glad you came with me well somebody has to help you carry all that money home please no jokes I'm nervous enough as it is there's no reason for you to be nervous well then why' you insist on me wearing black out of respect for the family Janet this is a very solemn occasion okay hi you here for the grab bag too excuse me the reading of the will look I hope this doesn't take too long I've got a court reserved in half an hour excuse [Laughter] me respect huh it's probably the black sheep of the family I'm surprised at how friendly he was why wouldn't he be well come on Janet you know what the family must think about you being named in the will no what well this Mr Davis was an old and lonely guy and he here you are young and attractive oh Jack you are the only person who would think a thing like that Janet you are the only one oh hello I don't believe we've met I'm Philip Dawson hi I'm Janet Wood oh you're the one from the flower shop you're the one that Uncle Warren was yes yes uh-huh he used to come and see me just about every day until until his heart gave out Jack he thinks let's sit down let's just sit down forget about him J shine him on okay just sit on relax Janet I don't believe we've met my name is Jack sorry I something in my eye you do well I have a little handkerchief right here for you thank [Music] you will you get the door [Music] please well Shall We Begin as Warren's friend as well as his lawyer I can honestly say that you're all here because he loved each and every one of you I Warren Davis being of sound and disposing mind etc etc etc do declare this to be my last will and [Music] testament to my nephew Phillip I bequeath all my municipal bonds he always loved you dear to my grandson Tony I leave my house and the rest of my Securities oh you deserve everything I tell you dear and to my sister Grace my Ford station [Applause] wagon and go I should have drowned him when he was six and to my granddaughter Anne I leave my favorite Picasso sketch the one that hung in the study oh my God that must be worth a fortune well today Market at least $100,000 how does he know that he's an art dealer did you hear that Janet $100,000 this whole guy was loaded Jack sh control yourself okay right I'm cool I'm cool and finally to Janet Wood this is it to Janet Wood who brightened my everyday sounds good sounds good I leave something that meant a lot to me this Bank the vase that I filled with her fresh flowers every day did Picasso make bases what thank you oh it's very nice what's it worth Jack nothing nothing well maybe 20 $25 I hope you're not too disappointed no I'm not how about the box is that [Laughter] anything look um your uncle hardly knew me he didn't have to leave me anything I'm rather touched that he thought of me all um thank you very much you're welcome Miss W come on Jack Let's Go All Goodbye hang on a second Janet what Jack this has cost us enough already well only $25 huh maybe only 20 oh come on you two remember it's not how much something costs it's a thought that counts hey Larry where's the 30 bucks you owe me later Jack oh hi Janet hi Larry I thought you might like these imported Belgian chocolates It's Only Money what's the occasion there's no occasion Jan I was just driving down the street and thinking what a lucky guy I am to have neighbors like you and don't you just know it I passed by a store that was selling imported chocolates so Larry this wouldn't have anything to do with Janet being named in a will would it she was oh no no no now that now that you mentioned I vaguely remember Mr Furley saying something about one of you Larry this is what Janet got wow it's worth 20 bucks lar no I paid more than that for the [Laughter] Chocolates thank you wait a minute Larry where's my $30 where even I'll go put this in our room Janet oh no no don't put it in my room why well because it'll it I okay when I was a kid I was scared to death of dragons I didn't know you were that old anyway they used to give me nightmares and Well they um still do yeah sometimes a so where do you want me to put this I don't care Terry just so long as I don't have to see it I'm going to go out and heat up the coffee uh Janet did I ever tell you what Freud said about girls who dream about dragons somewhere where she doesn't have to see hi Mr f where's the arrow huh Janet what'd you get you're looking at it it's beautiful you really think so well who wouldn't it's a real object Dart Mr Furley would you like to have it me well you've been so nice to us over all these years oh I know but I couldn't possibly well if you don't want well you insist that is ridiculous Jack Freud never said anything as sick as that oh maybe it was Larry had to be oh hello jack isn't it yes you're uh I'm here to apologize for my behavior this morning oh thank you how'd you know roses were my favorite I think this is for you thank you this is beautiful phip won't you come in oh thank you sure I hope you can for forgive me for being so rude to you oh that's all right no no no it's not it's not you see some of my relatives said certain things that led me to believe that yeah you and my uncle were getting it on but when I saw how you acted when you got that vas I just had to come over here and apologize wait a minute you came all the way over here just to do that well I'm glad he did otherwise we wouldn't have met Terry Alden Philip Dawson hi uh philli would you uh like a glass of wine or something well I got a better idea have you had any lunch yet she's busy no I'm not well listen I know this great little place where none of my relatives ever go J Janet Janet Jack what do you want excuse me is that your car parked in the driveway oh yes sir I'm afraid it is well I'm afraid you're going to have to move it prto that's okay Phillip that's okay you go ahead it'll give me a chance to change for lunch oh terrific I'll be back in a second all right you can't let your people park in the driveway you seen the way he was looking at you yeah Terry I did she's awfully cute isn't I cannot believe how you both fell for that phony charm phony charm well it wasn't there this morning and he apologized for that apologies are cheap Janet can't you see he's only after one thing ja no not that something valuable ow [Applause] I'm talking about the vase why would he want the vase because it's worth a [Applause] [Music] [Applause] fortune a fortune what are you talking about yeah Jack Phillip said that it wasn't worth anything that's what he wants you to think oh come on you're not making any sense Janet do I have to draw you a picture before you inherited that vase he wouldn't even talk to you now all of a sudden he shows up here out of the blue yeah to apologize not just to apologize he flattered you he complimented you he even asked you out why maybe he likes me Jack come on Janet be serious no no no I I mean the guy just met you well so what yeah so what come on Terry you sound as naive as Janet let me ask you something is Janet the type of girl who sweep a guy right off his feet well uh Terry I I'll answer that for you okay Jan you're a wonderful girl but but what but you have to grow on people like a wart yeah no no now you're putting words in my mouth there's no room Jack your foot's already in it that's telling them Janet thank you Terry I'm glad somebody around here has some sense on the other hand why would a very rich man leave you something that's worthless what oh honestly sometimes you twoo are well you're just ridiculous wait a minute Terry has a you see that she will not face the truth that vase is worth a fortune she's ready to give it away give it away oh no what are you doing Terry Terry wait a minute where are you going out no Terry we cannot let Janet out of our sight why not well she's liable to give that vase away to that con artist but uh Larry Where Have You Been you're late give me a little hint here Terry late for what Larry I'm in big trouble you've got to help me what I'll explain on the way down to furley's excuse me sure Phil come on in yeah is Jana ready yet uh almost did she tell you her great idea no what that the two of you stay here and let me make lunch for you oh GE I was kind of planning on taking a drive up the coast I know this great little place where we can stop and have lunch you can still take the drive Phil after lunch I don't I don't like to brag but I happen to be a Gourmet Chef well in that case it sounds great does it great that sounds great uh well uh having lunch here of course so why don't you make yourselves comfortable over on the couch I'll start cooking it's quite a surprise it certainly is excuse me what is going on nothing I'm just going to make you my special chicken salad why why uh why because to make up for all the dumb things I said earlier it's the least I can do let me do it for you Janet please let me let me let me please oh all right but if you do anything to spoil this youon even know go on out there go on be playful hi again um it's probably going to be a while before Jack gets lunch ready oh I don't mind give us a chance to talk oh I'd like that corn chips my people call it maze Jo hey let me uh you think I could ask you a little question Phil no isn't she cute stop that bill I was wondering is Oriental art valuable oh sure it can be even vases oh they can be Priceless shouldn't you be out there making lunch in a second when you say Priceless what are you talking about you talking about $50,000 $100,000 Jack lunch Janet don't be rude give the guy a chance to answer the question go on give me a ballpark fig you're here from it sure is nice of you kids to drop in well you know Mr fley we never get to see enough of you do we ter no no we don't no no we don't well thanks you people have been so darn nice to me today Mrs mcgruden finally paid her rent then Terry gave me that wonderful vase vase face right over here what do you think I sure I'm going to miss that painting huh yeah when you get rid of it get rid of it oh come on don't kid me Mr furly a man of your artistic sense knows that the representational tonality of the painting is totally at odds with the vertical extension and harmonious solidity of the base you noticed that too huh Larry no no no he he knows what he's talking about the painting has got to go what color are you going to repaint the wall repaint the wall will be faded where the picture was oh yeah but that's okay because you'll want the color to match the new bar new bar the one that's going to show the vase off better wait a minute repaint new bar this sounds like it's going to cost a lot of money but gee Mr Furley if you want to do it right I can't think of anything else you can do well I can get rid of the vase and uh there was there was one vase from the Han Dynasty that reportedly sold for a quarter of a million dollars a quarter of a million do of course it was authentic it wasn't an imitation like the one that Janet got what makes you so sure that that's an imitation well I I did look at it uh-huh uh are you an expert on Oriental art no then it is possible that you're wrong it it is possible isn't it we sure I suppose so uhh look if you'd like I could take it to a friend and get it appraise don't touch the vase is the matter with you we got to talk we certainly do no all right jack we can't let him take the vas he'll steal it this has gone too far Jack Phillip and I are leaving Janet don't do it the first thing you know he'll ask to take a drive with you up the coast what and then then he'll say I know a great little spot where we can have lunch but you'll end up parking in a little Cove and you'll watch the sunset you'll give away the vase among other things and he will throw you away like yesterday's newspaper look Jack I've only got one thing to say to you what D come on philli let's get out of here oh great say would you like to take a nice little ride up the coast I know this great little spot where we can stop and have lunch because I don't want to end up like yesterday's newspaper I don't understand just go please you heard the lady get out of here I told you that was no good Jack you were right he only wanted me so he could get to my vase well he didn't get it did he no I'm telling you Janet you got to be pretty shrewd to put one over on it's gone the face is gone no I didn't I have all of it right here all of it oh no this does not sound good it's broken all right let's just sit down relax don't don't panic okay fine we're just going to glue this together that's all what what do you mean glue it they do it music museums all the time I go get the glue thank you wait a minute wait a minute there's some writing on this Juan it's from the Juan Dynasty look Jack look here's some more writing one TI it's a genuine one Tha oh you you have the pieces wrong Taiwan huh Jack made in Taiwan it's an imitation jack isn't that what Phillip said it was no he wasn't interested in me huh boy I guess we misjudged him didn't we we jack when I get my hands on you I'm going to the blood pressure [Applause] Jack I got the glue oh good because when I get through with him you can put him back together [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh hi a Janet there how was your lunch date with Phil just great I explained everything to him what'd he say nothing he just kissed me and he's taking me out again tonight I knew it I knew it I knew it Janet Janet you'll never guess who's parking his car outside Phil Jack listen this will give me a chance to patch things up between you two don't have to I know I don't have to I want to Jack Listen Listen by the time I'm finished he'll be eating out of your hand hey Phil come on in come on in how you doing listen uh about yesterday I I I got to tell you something that Janet thought you were a terrific guy right from the start but I let my imagination run away with me you look lovely well thank you but I just hope it's not too late to patch things up between you let me tell you something Phil Janet's a great girl and once you get to know her she's tons and tons of fun you know damn I tried to tell him but he wouldn't [Applause] [Music] listen we have to sit down come on we have to sit down come on okay okay oh gosh Terry I wish Jack were here and then I could tell him too Jack wishes he were here too is isn't he having a good time in San Francisco no he called and said it was the last time that he goes to a chef's convention why the food was awful poor Jack I mean it's bad enough that he had to fly up there no no he said but he had a very nice fly this time you're kidding you mean he's he's not afraid to fly anymore what do you know little Jack Tripper can finally get on a plane relax and enjoy himself [Laughter] sir sir all right me sure uh sure sure I'm I'm fine I'm I'm fine good don't leave me it's all right okay now this aircraft is perfectly safe is it really mhm so why don't you just sit back and relax okay I'll try thank you um Vicki you're welcome Mr Jack Mr Jack a vi vi Vicky Vicky Vicky Vicky uh that bump I think we just hit a mountain or something maybe I better get you a drink that would be nice beer scotch bourbon Jin that would be nice I'll fix you a Jin and T ladies and Gentlemen please fasten your seat belts we are experiencing some M turbulence thank you this is it thank [Applause] I think the prize is still in here uh excuse me Vicki excuse me please go back to your seat yeah but uh it's going like this are we in any danger no no it's just a little turbulence now go back to your seat and I'll bring your drink oh well I'll save you the trip oh I can't believe I listen I'll get something to clean you up no it's all right I'll get it just please sit down I'll well at least you got me to sit down oh no it's stuck you kidding are help are you are you all right yes listen is it safe in here I promise I won't lay a hand on you you come here often wait a second boy you smell wonderful what is that you're wearing Jin and tonic I seem to be saying all the wrong things so I noticed tell me uh is this your usual style or are you just having an off day this is an off day all [Laughter] right look at this I can't you cannot believe the dumb things I've been doing today first of all I left my wallet in the taxi then I miss my plane and then I spill a drink all over you and then you get locked in the bathroom with me uh no no that's the only nice thing that's happen to me today well thank you listen um do you have to fly right back to San Francisco no I live in LA terrific do you um do you like french food why do you want to spill some on me uh no see I um I happened to own a little French restaurant and I thought maybe you know i' I'd love you to be my guest at dinner tonight tonight okay great she open the door excuse me no no no no no no no help uh here you are you know how much you want go ahead Vicki hi Jack hi welcome welcome come over here I've got a table all ready for us oh this is lovely well thanks a lot you know I've uh prepared an Exquisite meal that I know you're really going to enjoy oh sounds like it's going to be a great evening it already is I'll be right back this is one of those off-the-wall paintings good evening Victoria oh Dad what are you doing here I might ask the same of you what do you realize that right now as we speak cocktails are being served at the benfields and everyone is asking what's keeping Victoria and her delightful father Enfield dinner oh my God I forgot all about it apparently so luckily I called your roommate and she told me where you were oh I'm sorry I thought you would be shall we go oh but Dad I have a dinner date we both do at the Benfield oh but I really like this he hey hey what do you think this is singles bar this you ought to be ashamed of yourself pal you're old enough to be her father Jack this is my father I don't care who your F your this is your so sorry sir I didn't I I should have seen the resembl is but I'm terrible I hope I didn't you don't have to grel I don't [Laughter] mind Daddy this is Jack Tripper he's my date tonight sir you're going out with a waiter not a wait he owns this place oh oh really well it's not very much my thought exactly we go go go what oh you see Jack I forgot allow me Victoria I must apologize for my daughter's lapse of memory you see she completely forgot we have a dinner date this evening oh come on dad can't we at least have a glass of wine before we go please very well great Vicky why you sit here okay sir head of the table for you thank you you go and here's a little Veno for you Vicky thank you for you then for me so here [Laughter] we good year but not for me where did you meet this person on the plane from San Francisco ah yes the friendly Skies Victoria we really must go oh dad remember Roger Willoughby is expecting you to be his dinner partner Roger Willoughby her fiance he is not my fiance just a matter of time now there's a fine young man good family Harvard graduate by the way where did you go to school San Diego High and then and then I graduated congratulations Jack I'm really sorry about dinner it's okay maybe some other time huh sure some other time Victoria don't you ever meet anyone from first class hi hi may I come in sure of course uh come in do you have any of that wine left oh sure yeah why don't I sit down while you get it I mean why don't you get it while I sit down uh no why don't you get it while I sit down oh what a good [Laughter] idea here you are thank you so so so how was the party fine what did they serve for dinner roast chicken and then what and mashed potatoes and and carrots and and are you glad to see me or not yes well then why don't you say so I'm glad to see you that's better what' you have for dessert Jack so so so how come that guy Raj let you out of his sight oh Jack Roger means nothing to me yeah but your father well he means a lot to my father dad likes everything about him his family his money his position and his Harvard diploma he must hate me oh no he likes me oh no but he doesn't hate you what do you say we forget about my father oh boy I'll drink to that well can't you think of something better to drink to yeah I think so here's to whatever it was that brought us together I don't know fate chance luck the bathroom on flight 701 that was it God you are so pretty oh wow that Wine Works fast it's not the wine it you know what I've been thinking about you all night I've been thinking about you too I wish you would have told me that before you left why well then when I was thinking of you I could have been thinking that you were thinking of me instead of thinking you didn't think much of me oh was that what you thought I think so Jack come here closer [Applause] good morning Terry morning Janet well what did Jack say when you told him that you were getting married I didn't tell him yet I fell asleep before he got home last night boy is he going to be surprised why you weren't that's because I know you yeah but so does J Jack I bet he doesn't guess this okay we'll see Hey listen ladies I have got to tell you about this girl I met last night Jack something very important has happened to me and well I'm wondering if you can guess that's cheating Jack I have invited Phillip over here this evening oh I get it you want Terry and me to get lost so you guys can no no I would like for both of you to be here well Janet you know I'd like to but this is my night off and I thought that please Jack please I want you and Terry my very best friends to get to know philli better because it's very important to me now think Jack [Laughter] [Music] think quiet I'm trying to think Jack philli and I are getting married you're you're getting married Janet oh Janet congratulations really oh congratulations thank you have you set the date yet oh no no um we first we have to find a place to live and then Philip said a place to live yeah yeah you didn't think that they were were going to move in here did you well no of course not it's I knew that I'm just you okay Jack honey huh me yeah sure I'm I'm fine I'm just um I'm I'm just thinking that Jack you know it's uh when you said you're looking for a place to live it just hit me no more Janet oh come on not moving to another planet I'm going to be living right here in the very same city yeah but you won't be here see and I'm I'm kind of used to you I'll tell you what Jack if it make you feel better you can come over every single night for dinner you really mean that mhm some somebody's got to teach me how to cook oh Janice see that's one of the things I love about you you can always make me feel good thank you Jack I'm really going to miss you jack oh hey hey Jan hey Janet come on now you're going to be the happiest girl in the world maybe not it's just that we have had so much fun in this apartment ain't that the truth we Jan Jan Janet come on now hey Janet look come here honey come here come here no I want to see a little smile not that little no I want a little a little big smile J you're going to be so happy happy now look at me let's make a pack all right sure Jack No More Tears okay Jack No More Tears that's my girl everything all right yeah Terry everything's just great oh Janet I'm going to miss you I'm going to miss you too ter no [Music] [Laughter] I'll get it Terry hello hi Vicky Vicki did you get my message mhm all seven of them oh tonight uh yes it's a very special occasion I want you to meet the friends I told you about you you have a date yeah I made it last week before I met you no Jack I can't break it not at the last minute that wouldn't be fair yeah well couldn't you find some way to just come over here for a few minutes please Vicki please well if it means that much to you I'll try hey that's all I'm asking that you just try get over here quick what do you think of my new dress Janet it's gorgeous thank you I'll find something better Phil how you doing come on in than you good to see you yeah thank you why Phil how nice to see you it's nice to see you too Jerry why we sit on the couch Phil listen Jan will be ready and just a minute great great so Phil we understand you're looking for a place to live live mhm what sort of place just a one-bedroom apartment one-bedroom what about the children Terry you sound like Janet's mother next you'll be asking Phil how much money he makes how much much [Laughter] Phil hello Philip oh hi Jen hi honey you look beautiful this for first thing I grabbed out the closet just threw on champ guys you're really going all out you said it now this is very expensive so the marriage better last you know what I mean don't worry Jack it will so well how about a toast Jack okay all right I'll make it short and sweet just like Janet thanks Phil okay Janet and Phillip may you cherish and love each other forever oh oh that must be Vicki who uh it's a girl I want you guys to meet must be somebody special no no she's just a girl that's all no big deal hi Jack you look so good listen I want you to meet my two very best friends Vicki this is um Janice yes that's right J no big deal huh this is my other roommate nurse Terry they're both my roommates are you and that there is Phillip that's Janet's roommate to be how do you do congratulations to you both thank you Vicki would you like some champagne orders oh no um I'm going out to dinner uh Jack you're not leaving us are you no not me just Vicki what well I had a previous engagement yeah we talked about her she couldn't get out it was a whole can I show you our kitchen for a second hey I like your roommates Jack oh thanks Vicki listen um about this guy you're going out with tonight oh you mean Rex Rex oh yeah oh you're not jealous are you jealous me wait now you got to understand something what you did before you met me is none of my business is it no what did you do I mean did you I mean none of my businessone of my business oh that must be my date your date uh I'll get it you told him to pick you up here Jack it was the only way I could spend any time with you oh yeah well that that was a good idea hi Vicki told me to meet her here you're Rex yes and I'm supposed to pick her [Applause] up chck why did you SL it just slipped sorry about that are you all right sure I'm fine now you go have a good time with sex Rex well good night nice good night nice meeting you nice meeting you thank you night back night hi Rex G Jack uh Vicki is lovely yeah yeah he's very attractive Terry what do you think I'm still thinking about that gorgeous hunk W thanks a lot oh Jack I'm sorry I didn't mean it's okay I'll take care worry Jack she went out with him she actually went out with the Wonder [Laughter] Horse she did tell you that she had a day oh jna don't make excuses for her all right what I mean come on flaunting that boyfriend of hers did you see that and then parading him up and down in front of you and Terry like he's Mr America Jack calm down I'm calm I'm calm I'm calm bother me that much you understand and if she thinks it bothers me she's got another thing coming okay I made a mistake but forget it it's over done with finished Jack you are in bigger trouble than you know what you're in love I'm in [Applause]
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Channel: Three’s Company
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Length: 46min 26sec (2786 seconds)
Published: Sat May 11 2024
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