Mork meets The Fonz and Laverne

Cunningham residence no Ritchie in here right now well because he and his family went off on a little vacation joint you know hey you some Barry the door what's your name Mary you are the Fonzarelli house sitter you never heard of me well you new in town you just back from lunch yes Mary I will tell Ritchie that you called yes goodbye bye Mary I'd say he's know some fun inform you all right who's going we're anyway I've said Oh stow away with me and well if you're out there it is a bad joke I give you 30 seconds to find out how much I don't enjoy we-we-we whoa whoa whoa we need an T bad about you did remember me Mork from ork you once called me the nutso from outer space I must be dreaming this on like that you know I mean of course I'm dreaming that's why Mary never heard of me sorry real thing I had to zap your mind to make you forget didn't want you to go bozo City I think I want to wake up now strange custom doesn't give me pleasure don't be afraid I mean you know how yeah right no I'm a friend Oh snacks I want to be your friend yeah okay look I'm real sorry you know I mean as much as I couldn't fight you in to have little small talk and everything I got so many things do you know like God give Ritchie a message for Mary and clean the bugs off my head like stuff like that hello I have come for very important information when I was here before I observed an earth ritual that I could not comprehend it drove me as much don't get on well hey let's to get unravel right let's talk about it what is this particular ritual that made you suspect men dating women well I think you came to the right place where is it you want at all me Oh last night why a man dates a woman doctor men date women on your rope planet it hard to tell parts are interchangeable I don't know how you guys got so far advanced you know I mean it's no incentive all right look right off the bat let me tell you something's very difficult to talk to you like this don't sit that close oh all right now you told me that men don't kiss women on your planet kiss I don't know what that means nice word has a pleasant ring to it kiss gasps keys it's can you hear the ring look look all right a kiss sorry affection understand you got a boy you got a girl and they put their lips together you see it and it kind of sliding around Hey feels cool a sliding lip sounds unappealing don't knock it till you tried it look you gotta meet a girl get to know find out if she's willing or not you know a girl who's willing I know some girls that are willing and able and I know some that are not willing and you're able to convince them yeah can you introduce me to one of the convincing ones it's gonna be very hard but I don't touch perhaps you'd like to slide lips then hey but you see I need your help you are known throughout the universe for your expertise in this field oh yeah oh yeah that's true yeah alright alright I'm gonna try to find your date Hey just gotta do me a favor I'll go up to Ritchie's room and get on some of his clothes wear this you look normal huh you think my clothes do need time warping yeah but first what what is Ritchie's room oh yeah you can't miss it lots of for stripes and checks in and penny loaf Oh any of em hey take this with height is nothing but fat I remember Richie now as well navy bass oven eat he needs a lot of work putting in there the Pazzi sauce all right now Who am I gonna fix him up this Lauria hot me no I don't want to put her in a tizzy right away the hope atributes that is a 6-pack to go now I want to put him in the what's this guy Mork look like you see tall dark and handsome yeah you know what you see yeah he's a far enough oh I don't like foreigners they talk funny where's he from sounds like a nice country yes Lady Bird listen I just want to spend a little time with him alone understand so that I can breathe on him American customs Janice they want you waiting you call my Clark broke I took a bus yeah I'll fix your car watch were on a bus right thanks go in one two minutes where is she if she's here she must be tiny I want to get a few things straight with you all right number one what what are you doing spending things out I start with my legs and go to my arms I do my neck except I cut off the blood I'd probably die stop that I want to talk to you about kissing you Jenna right I've been meaning to ask you about that I want to know why I would want to do it physical pleasure don't you do anything on your planet that includes physical pleasure yes there's one thing and it's against the law and I I can't tell you away with web women oh we're having a man-to-man talk here or whatever tell me all right yeah when a woman touches a man here it drives me saspa can I get you straight you're telling me if somebody touched off your mouth what's next well it only happened to me once I just does that came over me and I didn't even phone myself I I like I became a beast tonight I jerked her earlobe Hey I'd regret it myself understand I understand you till minutes are up you must be more key I'm Laverne pleased I to him please no no no no no no no no yeah well you know I gotta go now because uh - still reduce crowd yelling me Oh Yuma did you fix me up with another jerk Oh jack not good oh yes yes that was a fine jerk all right look you don't know our customs you just give him a break all right okay tell not to jerk it makes me nervous don't check who do you mess up all right look if you get in a situation and you don't know what to do just follow what the Vern does cuz she knows the ropes right I know the ropes too I can tie a square hitch a sheepshank many many more we're not going for a merit badge here shushing all right listen you two thank you socks off boy that's Fonzie huh Oh mokey I'm not real good in geography this soft place where is that off Greece no we all consume in off Greece for at least five limbs now for lubricants we use this gauge or they were popularly McCook of course I don't understand why we don't use limo books probably your engines couldn't handle it they would either overload and pollute the atmosphere or destroy the universe as you know it makes sense is it time to flutter you sure you have a lovely fungus growing out of your head fungus fungus fungus or any major group of fungi including mushrooms mold or mildew yeah well I always wear mildew when I want to impress a guy what if Fonzi do to me I'm impressed is it time to kiss yet I don't think so I'm sorry I'm new at this dating ritual what's the next step oh girl oh why don't you guys sit down on the couch huh nothing it's gone now oh you sit funds like I must adjust and copy because I don't like it when guys make fun of me and if you keep making fun of me I'm gonna give you a fat lip fat lip oh no rejection I merely wanted to experience a dating process failure Oh No return to hatchlings day look I'm real sorry I mean I didn't mean to reject you don't suck your finger your teeth will land up like mine oh hey hey I really would like to be a friend you know maintain maintain men hey ah you touch me I like they know no game never getting nasty now let's give me your yellow your yellow delicious one getting off on the road buddy Oh wrong click sorry baby Wow I think she likes me

Channel: R. Failoni

Views: 1,101,760

Rating: 4.8137541 out of 5

Keywords: laverne and shirley, laverne, mork, ork, fonz, the fonz, mork and mindy, happy days, Garry Marshall, Dale McRaven, Joe Glauber, Robin Williams, Pam Dawber, Elizabeth Kerr, Conrad Janis, Jeffrey Jacquet, Jay Thomas, Gina Hecht, Tom Poston, Jim Staahl, Jonathan Winters, Na-Nu Na-Nu, Mindy O'Connell, Fred O'Connell, Grandmother Cora, Penny Marshall, Henry Winkler, fonzie

Id: IRE5Y6IUvkY

Length: 13min 48sec (828 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 24 2011