(Eddy) Hello, hello, hello. This is a very, very important announcement. Today we have discovered that aliens do indeed exist. Today we saw this alien, by the name of Roman Kim. This alien looks almost human, but there's just some telltale signs that shows that... ...he's not quite human. A human cannot play the violin like he does. Let's go right into it. Evidence 1. Dude, that sounded like... ...a whole string quartet. Alright, for those who don't know, Eine kleine Nachtmusik [is] usually played by string quartet, four parts, and this alien was like, "These feeble humans, they need four people to play this." - Yeah.
- If you can't afford a whole string quartet, right, just hire Roman Kim. Deal of the century! That's insane though. It doesn't sound like he's doing... It sounds like... And then the...the bass line's like. .. Is that alien glasses? - Maybe they could see time in dimensions.
- Yeah. Like he's warping like, we just don't see it, - he's actually cloning himself into 4 right now,
- Yeah, yeah, yeah...! - that's why you hear 4 violins!
- It's like...there's actually 3 shadows behind him, us human eyes are clearly not good enough. - Bro, what's that new anime?
- Ohh, [Jujutsu Kaisen], right? - Yeah.
- Like the main guy, he goes like... - "Domain Expansion!"
- Yeah...! And actually, this whole room that he's in, - is his Domain Expansion.
- Yeah! String quartet! (both) Domain Expansion! - Whoa...
- Dude...! "I'll just up an octave too." Dude, that phrasing though, seriously? - If it was me I'd be a crunch fest.
- Yeah. Everything will sound so crunchy, to play that many double stops...oh, man. Oh, just... - Throw in a few left-hand pizz, while doing double stops...
- Just...no, just...yeah, just when I was thinking, like I don't know how he's going to play the bottom notes - with the bow, 'cause he's doing so delicate work,
- Yeah. up in high position, he's like, "Don't worry, I've got a few more fingers here." I wanna watch that again. Did he hit a G? Was that a G? You know, the left-hand pizz? (Eddy) How? How?! It's so difficult, that I'm suspecting this is fake, but then everything about his posture and playing is so real - that it can't be fake.
- (Brett) It can't be... Like yeah, yeah, I know, I know, it's like... - Yeah 'cause if it's fake, you can see signs of it, right?
- That's what...yeah. What I see, - versus what I hear, I'm in disbelief, like...
- Yeah. Domain Expansion! First finger! Pizz, pizz, pizz. Boo-yeah! Mozart score! Shouldn't be this funny, but it kind of is...! He's the main character, dude! "I need bass, let me get my middle finger, whatever finger..." - Dude, he's so legit, like...
- He's so good...how does he do this?! How the... How... Who are you? What planet are you from, mate? Bro, he turned Mozart into Paganini! - Dude, that's insane, like...look...
- How many hours of practice does it take, to achieve that? Dude, Ling Ling is like, "Ooh, someone finally obeyed the laws." - Wow.
- "The commandments of 40 hours." - "Someone's coming into my Domain!"
- Yeah...! - And his bow's unaffected, it's just phrasing...
- Un... Oh, you're like... Guys, it's so hard, you have no idea like, your bow is gonna get affected by any subtle movement you do here. Usually if you do a pizz here, your bow's going to bounce a bit. - Oh yeah.
- But nah. For someone that doesn't understand violin, the hand just doesn't look like it's doing much. But for people that know, that hand is doing some like... ...you have no idea how much is happening in that. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam! That bass line was not affected! If I do that it's gonna be like... The way he stretched, it looks like he's gonna get a hand cramp. - And I'd get blisters too,
- Yeah. - from all those left-hand pizz.
- Yeah. Bam, bam, bam! - I'm actually so impressed.
- Dude, yeah. It's messed up. Dude! That phrasing. It's so weird, because the music is charming, but what he's doing is so like, - (Brett) High-level...
- torturous. Any violinist will associate what he's doing with just pain. If you don't know what you're doing, - guarantee you're gonna injure yourself.
- (Eddy) Yeah. - Alien.
- Alien, man. - That's, case evidence number 1.
- Dude, dude. Case number 2! Is it just me, or is it really fast, this one? So fa... - No, maybe I just played it really slow...
- Yeah...! Bro, look how big his hand... Bam! - I can't stretch that far, that's messed up.
- Oh my god... He's smiling! He's doing a Ziyu He! Bro...! "When life gets hard, smile!" Yeah...Ziyu's... Ricochet, string crossing, double stops, with tenths mixed into it, and thirds. - Oh, god dammit.
- What the... Dude, the camera can't even catch the bow, - it's like blurry.
- Dude, nah. Human cameras are not good enough, I'm telling you. Bro, that position is out of space! How do you double stop trill... ...on like freaking 15th position or whatever?! - I can't!
- My hand! Ohh! So tiring! Ohh! It's like, let alone like even being accurate, - and making a good sound...
- Yeah...just do this! - Just do that, for like two minutes! Yeah, like...
- Give you a hand-tensing! It's like... That's the...strongest... ...left hand... (Brett) Dude, like, when I do that stuff on that... ...it'll be like... You're getting clapped, in the face. Dude! Dude that s*** ain't supposed to work! - And it hurts so much to do!
- Hurts, yeah! 'Cause you gotta like, dig in, like bang! Bang! I love the accent, do you hear the count...? Yeah. - Look, he's not even sweating as well.
- Yeah he's like, "Piss easy, mate." Alien's like, "We have a hand here too." If this doesn't prove that this person is not human, I don't know, like... You know what it is? You know Zoro from One Piece? - Yeah! Yeah...! He's got his sword, he's like...
- "I have a third sword in my mouth, like..." Dude...! This guy's a full-on anime character. Dude, his bow is like a Domain Expansion thing. (both) Whoa...! Whoa...! (Eddy) You're under my... (both) ...genjutsu. Yeah, man. I feel like I saw... ...the literal fabric of reality just split, like a time warp. I cannot quick analysis this. Roman Kim, man. - Damn.
- He can play the violin. Maybe he's like Paganini's like, lost grand-love child or something. - Maybe like, passed down, right?
- (Eddy) Yeah. I mean, Paganini's Italian, right? Like Roman. - Oh yeah yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, maybe, I don't know. - Alright, look, we...
- Alright! We're too like, messed up to make an outro. Dude, that was too much. - Thanks for watching.
- Yeah, thank you, bye-bye. - Bye.
- Like, yeah.
