This is why BattleBit has more players than Battlefield

[Music] I feel so Vindicated by this game I have been hate buying both Call of Duty and Battlefield for 10 years at this point and I am now realizing just how completely valid that dissatisfaction was in every single way and how dumb I was for still buying them hey guys I'm gonna make a joke that's never been made before you ready man this Roblox update looks contrary to what your eyes are telling you right now this is not Roblox and it is in fact a phenomenal game called battle bit but I probably don't need to even say that because the entire human species is currently on this game right now this is what it's all about right here and it's because battle bit runs on logic that was established in 2009 logic that was lost as if it was some sort of ancient wisdom this is crazy and on top of that it's also one of the most satisfying Shooters I've ever played [Music] sure it looks like a potato but the upside to that is that it can be run by a potato so on any sort of graphics card this game runs at a steady 4.6 million frames per second if my graphics card goes any faster it's gonna rip a hole in space time and it has just about every stable Battlefield feature you can imagine oh if we had an RPG we could blow that wall down I got you okay see not that wall Vehicles building destruction classes squads why can I not get into these is it f or I'm in it how do you how do you get down guys I don't know how that would be a good idea to drive away I don't know how oh no no no I don't know how to get in I'm sorry I'm too stupid go without me I'm too stupid go without me I'm so sorry you're wasting the time of like 15 people while also having some more of the Call of Duty type features like extremely customizable loadouts and cosmetics this is such a great Loadout customization screen I can shoot myself but most importantly again it proves that we had Shooters figured out in 2009. is this a point-and-click adventure game because that's what I'm doing let players do what they want and reward them for whatever that is wow this is crazy I just have to level up and I get the guns in order and they just show me what level I have to be wow who would have thought both Cod and Battlefield have gotten me so brain broken at this point I started to just assume that yeah video games can't be simple anymore if the progression and the gameplay were just intuitive and I got to do what I wanted to it probably wouldn't be fun they know best I really should be forced to use this abomination of a light machine gun to unlock a similarly disgusting Kmart brand bison just to unlock a decent looking camo for the gun I actually wanted to use in the first place that's way more fun I bought a 15 weed ghillie suit just to feel something in this game it used to be you like the sniper cool use it you'll unlock everything you could ever want for it that'll be nice that'll be nice imagine getting 575 kills with this sniper just to unlock the color brown you like getting to choose what you look like cool here's 40 different tactical vests to play dress up with have fun go wild content creator oh my God I need this do I qualify for this I mean I know Jack fraggs or operator drewski but I mean I have an account with youtube.com if I see another Mainline Battlefield or Call of Duty game use operators after this I'm going to scream now seems like a good time to shame the atomic mirror brains huh I mean look at this look at what your money is spent on I want this image burned into the back of your eyelids this is the behavior you're enabling okay gunny I don't know if this is just old fart as in the phrase or if it's old fart as in I don't even know if I can bring myself to read this one out loud I don't even know if I can do that Abby read this three times please give me skipped me and last but not least week six of trying to get Corey a sandwich Corey we need to hang out soon stop it get some help [Applause] it worked for OverWatch and Apex Legends that's it that's cute I'm guessing Q is to jump it's not doing it it's not doing it whoa battle bit plays like an old Battlefield before we got so incredibly lost in the sauce and it really shows I can't feel my legs did you hear that is anyone there what this is someone over the microphone just went do you not want to be intimate in general or just not with me so let's add like a marital dispute battle bit oh so good that's gotta be a soundboard that's gotta be there's no way that's real it's exciting because the only language these companies speak is success and watching a four-person indie game that looks like Lego Island have 90 000 concurrent players hi guys I'm in a bow with this random dudes talking to him has got to be I hope to God a message received type moment oh my God that was a kill oh please oh it's like butter because it would be great if we could all wake up from this live service consumer coma and go back to making finished products like this oh here we go oh wait stay right there back up back up back up take us back intersection behind us yeah we're good all right stay here oh yeah keep it going there's guys behind our guys now oh got right there oh did you get him look around I see him you're you're literally on top of them but whatever it's not like me saying any of this matters I'm glad whoever made this game is hopefully well on their way to their first yacht better them than EA or Activision anyways oh my goodness all I care about is that press Fest you know what it is you know I want this so badly I'll tell you why ready boom right it's the same thing it's the mystery I will be scanning the comments for answers on that I will also be playing this game on stream today it was a lot of fun last time the servers fit like 300 people so again we can fit the entirety of Chad in there if we wanted to which is so cool maybe you should like move or something no no I think I think I'm good actually I think I'm good okay [Music] twice to the majority of people watching this in the future though who could care less that I was live at 2PM on a random Saturday three months ago here's a gif of a hot dog I know that's also worthless to you but it's a symbolic gesture that I hope moves you deeply you would have known how to fly this thing oh boy I should not be in this thing other than that that's all I got it really is pointless making any sort of statement about the state of modern AAA games that war machine will keep chugging until the Earth is but glass I'm aware of that really I'm just here for shits and giggles and if this video made you and or giggle then that's it that's everything we're doing what we should be I got you I got you don't worry I got you I would never I don't have you whoever you are watching this I hope something good happens to you today out there like this video if you want to but love yourself no matter what and if you give me the privilege of your time again then I will see you in jail okay I can't end on that that's way too little context it'll make sense next week I promise goodbye this looks drivable this looks like a Humvee oh baby get in boys yes I'm bleeding out he's bounded down load it up and trucking

Channel: habie147

Views: 868,973

Keywords: BattleBit, Battle Bit

Id: 0fcWKG267Tc

Length: 8min 30sec (510 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 08 2023