This Is The Most Terrified Gacha Rolling Has Ever Made Me | Limbus Company

now guys a new Banner has dropped so you know what time it is at the very least that is what I would be saying if I wasn't an absolute [ __ ] you may Wonder to yourself what is this man cooking who let him cook how do we stop him from cooking however here I am right okay so I'm coming into this Banner with a new game plan most of the time I make a catalyst that gives me black magic luck and from there some good [ __ ] happens however today I decided I ain't gonna use a catalyst you may call this to be cocky you may call this to be stupid moronic idiotic and I would agree with you however I want to see if I can become the black magic instead of needing to make something else change it as my desktop wallpaper I'm wondering if I could be goaded on my own the answer to that is probably no but let's see how this Cooks alright let's see how this Cooks all right so people but he's like here's what I'm gonna do right I'm gonna do 50 pulls Ironclad not change into a catalyst Midway through and I will not waver in that result launch it okay hang glue or no yeah I want both of them so uh you have that [Music] it's not over yet it's not over yet realistically okay a bit over hey that that's pretty good we got this is a discount Starbucks all right okay good good nice I don't know what the [ __ ] he does in the slightest I have not looked it up I heard he's like pretty good though so I'll take it 20 20. [Music] um I don't give a damn about you realistically I if I were to choose a least favorite Center it'd probably be a real shoot kill me for that I don't give a damn it would probably be her 30. hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey has your boy ascended into godhood let's see foreign everyone thinks I hate you you're one of my favorite sinners don't make me actually hate you okay the question one question was one question one question um okay okay how much shards I got okay huh okay so remember all that confidence I had um it's gone now I have a makeshift Catalyst don't ask me why it stretched that's not the important part all right I'm not pushing out I swear totally not pushing I'm not on the slightest not at all okay well 20 more pulls twenty twenty yeah that's uh sure it's not a fake out or oh oh my [ __ ] God I cannot believe that actually worked holy [ __ ] I am [ __ ] terrified I must have made like a singularity what the [ __ ] bro how the [ __ ] is that gonna work [Music] I um this is if any science fiction has taught me anything in life this is eventually gonna come back to bite me in the ass and not just me the entirety of humanity so when the Black Magic I made somehow Dooms our entire race don't blame me for that just blame existence for that all right okay I will not deny I'm [ __ ] terrified absolutely terrified however let's get into the story so what do you think I I get to visit a museum an exhibition featuring brand new pieces of art every single day all that for a bit of physical labor no no I'm not expecting an answer I don't think anyone else would care to look at this writing either I'm not terribly surprised she views that [ __ ] as an art exit but consider this a complex unsimplifiable art critique after a visit to a gallery there wasn't anything special that Drew me to join this company I didn't find it very exciting either you know what's actually weird most of the time the thought process is somebody else speaking which is more than likely Carmen but this time it looks like ryoshu speaking when I was offered this cleanup agent job I consider it no different from my usual contracts except that I'll be guaranteed to guaranteed a fixed income I thought of course a corporation of this size a wing at that must have stuff to clean up here and there I didn't care about what they did as long as they didn't annoy me so I signed the contract so imagine my surprise when this train that people take without giving it a second thought every single day turned out to be a gallery of arts sculpted with chisel time while I was impressed with how well they were hiding this truth from the public three words came to mind this is it the good life in hindsight I was so absorbed with chasing after and creating my own art and I neglected to appreciate the art of others oh okay for a second I thought she was saying like to clean them up she mutilated them so bad to where the higher ups were like dog you're meant to be putting them back together what the [ __ ] is this a shameful realization appreciating others is our experience and deepens your understanding of this Act of Creation regardless of its uh genre that was why my recent work had been plagued with vapidity and regurgitation no genuine vivid imagination comes forth without a touch of reality it would be really wholesome like some gray Bob Ross [ __ ] if you weren't saying this about mutilated people I saw one that used that soft tissues to conjoin two train cards becoming a new door between them why the [ __ ] did you have to tell me that dog you could have just not one that wrapped his flesh around the plush side of the seat and binding a new ain't nobody forcing you to say this that's probably the worst part about all this you just taking joy out of it like God damn oh one is that in amalgam of many taking the shape of a new organism and lurching on but I want to classify that as art not yet huh it kind of reminds me of Tom Larry but probably not it doesn't qualify even as performance art as there was no intent to create the art behind it shambling Cloud intent is in the end insufficient to be called our it is incomplete at best I butcher them because the company ordered me to make them easier to clean up tune for within the process of involuntary art isn't to my liking no but that doesn't happen very often besides there's plenty to be gained from the rest I enjoyed the company issued gear too yeah it looks all right you're still keeping your own [ __ ] sword with you you kind of always have that across all identities but yeah we won't talk about that void curse blade refraction demon blade dimensional art knife Doug what are these Edge lord ass names you get that [ __ ] from like a [ __ ] Roblox game what the [ __ ] I had many ideas for the name of this blade I should name it herself but I eventually landed on dimensional demon Edge yeah that I think the heavens we ain't having this [ __ ] name [ __ ] on the bus I particularly enjoyed the part where it terrain me when I cut uh to cut down an incomplete art without proper preparation indeed dealing with the works of art without absolute mindfulness of is itself an act of self-destruction I would love to uh I would have loved to keep doing that kind of work this [ __ ] crazy I would have even forgotten sleep to do so [ __ ] what were the higher-ups thinking it's ludicrous making me babysit these rookies look at that guy over there blabbering on and on maybe he enjoys this kind of hum drum more what an oddity how does he find this interesting in any capacity when solid gold rolls into the station every single day if he likes [ __ ] that much she might as well do this whole dribble himself as if they had let that happen damn it even at this very moment I'm missing out that's [ __ ] crazy God damn I'm going insane that the fact that I've actually created black magic I thought it was a meme evidently I should have been too close to reality

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Length: 9min 27sec (567 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 24 2023