this irelia build got me lp

you didn't dump the girl that broke your dick we we we weren't dating it was just like it was just a little fun it was just business it was a transaction well i didn't no it wasn't a transaction because i didn't pay for it well i did pay for it in in like health because my dick broke but like i didn't pay for it with money my girlfriend broke up with me this christmas after six years via a message saying she doesn't love me anymore damn see like okay here's my problem when people tell me this i can't empathize because that's never happened to me so i'm just like oh [ __ ] i don't even know what to say i'm just like oh bro would you mind explaining the broken dick part okay fine i'll say the broken dick story so all right fast forward to about a year ago okay about a year ago now holy [ __ ] time flies this girl i'm talking to her like back and forth blah blah and she knows i stream um and like i was talking to her she was very shy she never really wanted to like she was she was from around my area and i was like offering to take her out she's a nice girl i was like she was sexy so but she was always very shy she never wanted to meet up or anything so i was like oh you know what i'm a respectful gentleman i i respect boundaries if she doesn't want to meet up like you can take your time whatever so i'm still talking to her every now and then just like hello good morning you know because you got to maintain connections and networking and what have you and when you're a businessman and then one day out of the blue i finished my stream and it's it's like man it's like 1 30 in the morning and she lives like an hour and a half away mind you and she she texts me and she's like are you trying to [ __ ] and i was like what the hell i was like what the [ __ ] i have to you know i had to like double take out i have to read that [ __ ] again she was like are you trying to [ __ ] i was like what the hell yes at 100 yes i'm trying to [ __ ] it's like 1 30 in the morning right and i'm a slave like bro i will drive to [ __ ] i will drive to the middle east for some [ __ ] i will [ __ ] swim there um so i'm like yeah 100 and she's like all right i'll see you there and she sent me a snapchat of her wearing like some sexy ass like uh i don't know what the word is in english but it's like some underwear and like uh a bra and there it's like matching so like you know like she's like she's she's you know like we've scaled basically like we're done scaling no more no more funny [ __ ] so i drive over an hour and a half by the time i get there it's like 2 45 in the morning and we sit there for an hour watching like a movie about how they smuggle cocaine and avocados from mexico to usa and i'm just here like what the [ __ ] am i doing with my life even if i [ __ ] right now i would get home by like five in the morning like this is a complete disaster things aren't working out like this is going so slow and i'm kind of like i don't know because i don't know what to do with this girl because she's very reserved and i don't like to push boundaries and i don't like to to be the guy that's like kind of like uh being not forceful but like being like uh you know like making the decisions when someone is showing signs of like being somewhat uh reserved you know what i mean i don't want to initiate exactly i don't want to be the one the first one to initiate and so we're watching this stupid [ __ ] movie because i'm being a [ __ ] about avocados i'm like i'm going to kill myself this is absolutely a waste of time and then randomly she goes you want to go upstairs and i'm like i was like jesus christ yes finally so we go upstairs we get to we get the business right i'm putting in the work um we're we're doing all kinds of crazy [ __ ] acrobatics chase shaco [ __ ] like triple backflip combo [ __ ] and so she gets on top of me and um she's like you know like bouncing up on down on the on the tank and then my [ __ ] slips out while she's uh doing an updraft if you will that's valorant lingo she's in the air my [ __ ] slips out and she [ __ ] lands on it and my dick it goes like this while it's hard so it's rock hard and it goes and i'm like ah and i push her the [ __ ] off and i'm bro it was an instant thing like i'm not a woman beater whatsoever don't get me wrong but i pushed her so hard i thought she broke a bone i pushed her hard and she felt really bad she was like i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i was like don't even look at me i put on my shorts and i went in the car and i went home i drove home an hour and a half didn't even know i had blue balls and a broken [ __ ] and i [ __ ] drove home an hour and a half it was like six in the morning and it was just the worst experience of my life she broke my dick she broke my dick i should have sued her i should have called corporate and [ __ ] suit um [Music] this is really good wave state [Music] hi sanchez hi man what up fallen yo nice flash man that was really good holy [ __ ] the wave state is so chill man how do you know when to recall on a wave like that uh you just count who has more minions [Music] did i just fly i fat finger not gonna lie okay that's prison time right there that is prison time i don't think we can kill him brother never mind i'm the [ __ ] go good job evelyn not bad either i feel like uh no no i don't need you i don't need you no go away yo junglers that like try to help irelia shove they know exactly what they're doing by the way like you're not slick you know really can push that i'm not [ __ ] good actually [Music] shut down ski no way this eve is the [ __ ] go three either on this game what let me get a split say voila you got me with a split stay ignited what a comedian [Music] what the [ __ ] is that guy doing take my yo i will permit you you're dead i don't care no i'm stunning you so they kill you say i won't run it down right now because you three three victim i got 750 gold on my head top just ready to go to this sivir holy [ __ ] i'm the [ __ ] good man should i go gale force this game just for funsies i'm doing it i'm reinventing the meta if you sell your book and win with knights vow i'll evil get 10 subs if i sell my bork and knights vow on eve you'll give 10 subs do you hear that eve i know you're listening so don't give me the silent treatment or else i'll do it [Music] this i'm not the goat you're right i'm not gonna go to knights fellas that's so rude like this guy camped to me and he needs a win i think that's kind of disrespectful all right let's run it bro you have armor he can't one shot you [Music] what is that you gotta come check this out san toby's just got a two dollar donation on twitch.tv talk about a fargus moment nemesis one one three seven six donated two dollars theosa [Music] oh that was close af [Music] we need to group here and make a pick okay we need to ff [Music] boom bro why did i win with this build [Music]

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Length: 11min 26sec (686 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 18 2022