this game just scammed the hell out of me

I think we're in agreement that you can spend your money on whatever you want that's what separates us from the Savages this is my Hanway practical XL Katana I spent my first twitch paycheck on this and that's okay once the money's mine there's nothing wrong with me spinning on whatever I want I think we're all in agreement here right that's just that's just a completely unrelated segment to the rest of this video okay enjoy the video completely unrelated so hunt Showdown came out with a new event and it's incredibly long it's like 50 days or something but they added a katana not only the katana but I also saw a video of this guy have it sheathed and he does the kurawa like you know what I'm talking about and I said uh damn I want that yeah so me and Bizzle played like four nights in a row uh made absolutely no Headway in the event uh it's too hard crytech it's too [ __ ] hard I didn't do the math on this or anything cuz I'm lazy and stupid and I couldn't figure it out I guesstimate that even if I played every night for the entirety of the 50 something days that the event took place I don't think I'd unlock everything it's too it's too hard thankfully krych added a little augmented reality feature where you can take your real life credit card and swipe it in the game and move forward in the event so I bought the katana 25 bucks uh seems a bit pricey to me I think that's more of a $5 Katana myself but $25 is [ __ ] lunacy all right I'm going to be honest with you that is absurd even though the price is like absolute highway robbery you know what Katana is fun get some kills with this thing this thing rocks it's not $25 rocks but it's it's decent it's good yeah I legit played with this thing for like couple nights in a row uh before realizing pretty pretty important thing that I hadn't noticed yet a glaring issue with the katana here oh Santa Claus shot me I don't have the where's the thing where the hell is it where's my kurasawa slash where's my weeb slash I see it it's called martialist allows a katana to be sheathed which enables a first strike attack that does extra damage wee slash damn how do I get it it must be a battle pass unlock okay I don't see any oh I see it it's level 35 it's going to cost me 4,000 hunt boy points that's like $40 I'm not doing that that's right $25 to buy the sword and it costs another 40 to re sheath it that is buffoonery of the highest degree okay I'm telling you there is not a chance in hell that I would ever buy this honestly I'd rather spend my money on something worthwhile like nutritious healthy meals from [Music] Factor no prep No Mess pop this bad boy in the microwave and in less than 2 minutes you have yourself a healthy balanced meal oh is your is your tum tum special well don't worry Factor has keto vegetarian vegan options low calorie they got it all for your special little belly a rotating menu of 34 plus meal options 36 plus add-ons like keto shakes and smoothies each meal is Chef prepared and dietitian approved so thanks factor for sponsoring this video and go to factor75.com and use this code POG Sam Jan 50 to get 50% off your first box plus free wellness shots for life so go to factor75.com and use code pogam j50 for 50% off your box all right now back to me having to spend $40 to put a goddamn sword away but thankfully I don't have to because my good friend muscle bust sent me a steam gift card for a Christmas present and he said I could I could spin on whatever the hell I want you know what I'm very tempted very tempted muscle bu sent me a steam gift card yeah I saw that he told us I he gave you very specific instructions he said he told me today I hope that Sam I hope Sam uses I can't even do muscle impression I hope he buys a vle VR and this a stupid DLC to go with it I said shut up nerd I want to buy this event [ __ ] you can't spend it on Hunt bugs says says whom move that is a scum ass move yo M I know you want me to get vetto but check this out I'm holding it different yo go kill that dog where shut up watch out oh it's just a mannequin Jes thanks D wait guys watch out Sam I sent you a Christmas gift oh yeah thank you so much yeah I saw that yeah what did you spend that on I feel like Willard might be getting kicked from the server why what have you heard Bissell told me yesterday ble he said ble he said this is what he said he said ha maybe you want to remind Sam about that cuz I think he might have forgotten what the [ __ ] my own best friend visil oh my God what did you spend it on okay so on Hunt Showdown you can put your Katana away with a a perk yeah the perk's really hard to to get naturally so you might have to spend some money in order to get the wheels turning um yeah so that's why I SP on hope you hope you're reminded of me your good friend muscle bust every time when I put that sword away dude I'm thinking about you every time it better be [ __ ] badass it is dude it's almost as cool as vetto VR I swear it's almost as cool I have my severe doubts about that but that's [Music] fine a man should be able to spend his gifted $29 for VTO on whatever he wants okay what it was for that is pathetic form actually I'm okayy going to tell you something that's really that is like a kid in Toys R Us with a [ __ ] lightsaber kind of form come on yeah didn't even suffer a little stiff that was a little stiff you say stiff but that horse said I am at peace that you didn't even hit that one that lady kept running oh [ __ ] you hit me too okay play as a sharp [ __ ] man ninjas dude oh my God I can't stop killing I might die here I might [ __ ] die you guys are so good you guys are Samurai I swear who's the lesbian with the crossbow [Laughter] me yeah there can only be one lightning strikes all three right on the corner surpris there's the other sh you sir oh but he doesn't expect you the Hanzo blade a I got I got one oh he's on me oh he re sheathed it he looked at the cash register for a little while afterwards oh dude I'm dead F yo go get it go you earned it champ come on he's got a a Terminus oh he got the other guy up oh oh I I didn't want to even take that from you that was yours that was yours I was just I wanted to secure it the fear was real in this man I he was scared yeah he was desperate to fall over he did not want that I like how my guy's like badass bow Katana you're you have you have the bow too but you're just some [ __ ] Farmhouse [ __ ] with a pair of Wranglers and a goddamn goddamn blouse on what the hell we're not so different you and I yeah we are [ __ ] don't even look at me whoa he's quicker than I thought he [Music] [Music] was got him he's on me oh with the katana he got me Katana yeah oh get back down boy wait you traded a [ __ ] hold on look out oh no what is that it's a sticky bomb Oh sticky bomb it's going to kill me uhuh it's on him oh he's coming back no he's back up no he sucks he sucks dude what's wrong with him I got him on fire keep him down bro keep him down I need more fire okay so now you got a katana how cool is that yeah no offense to that guy's culture and everything but he was kind of like a Japanese guy and it's kind of depressing that cowboy dude whooped his ass four times in a row with his with his own game his own samurai sword see when I die this blade is yours I got a tinier version of your blade right now what do you have got the Tanto oh have some goddamn respect what the what's wrong with the Tanto nothing it's actually perfect size for a little [ __ ] like you all right Biz when I die this thing's yours yeah no problem someone's like right on the tax evasion is fine as long as you don't get caught well no I'm not I'm not hiding with that I'm saying morally fine yes I'm not saying like you're you're going to get away with it forever no taxation without representation that's what I always say they won't let me in the [ __ ] capital building unless I break in on January 6th what the hell's up with that if I want to take a [ __ ] on Nancy Pelosi's desk I can [ __ ] do that yeah so I thought it was free country you seen pictures of Nancy in the 70s it's dump worthy that's all I'll say you know I'm it's dump worthy and that chair is sniff worthy all right that's why I broke in everybody else had a political agenda I'm just there for the sniff okay fire burns really quick now I just lost two small health bars you're saying the changed fire you can't change fire check the patch notes fire is different immutable bro I lost two small health bars from an emulator Steve Steve's KNE Deep In Flames guys am I crazy or does this feel a little bit hotter than normal a hot hey any [ __ ] can walk around on sheath but it takes a man to know when to sheath it okay yeah well well you're still hitting the x button I'm going to be shut up oh the blind fire the bush to kill him oh oh yeah you got the other one yeah I got that I think so got hit markers when I was blindf firing should be some random ass dead person here oh dude dude come over here oh baby we shooting heads yeah I'm going to get reported for that one you want to see where my my kill is from yeah he got this [ __ ] got head shot from [Music] here by the way Steve did you know that you can respect a brand new Hunter no I didn't well I just respect a couple useless traits and I got Necromancer you guys should try it out sometime so I got Greyhound from tisman and the weing on this guy I'm just going to keep it bizzle's a good boy look at Bizzle Steve why don't you why don't you jump on the home team dog come in for the big win why don't you get rid of that Frontiersman [Laughter] [Music] okay uh oh you got to be [ __ ] kidding me wait so theoretically if you had the Springfield with explosive ammo could you just blow up a jar in someone's hand I think it had to leave your hand though I think it has to leave your hand then it becomes like is there an echo in here Willard I'm sorry Merry Christmas dude it's good to see you [ __ ] kill myself right now yeah as part of the event they also added this thing called Shadow leap which lets you blink to the location of an NPC you can do no don't kill that one don't kill that one don't kill it [ __ ] don't kill it do not kill it I need it I am it so so I figured like Peak meta right now would to would be to use Shadow Leaf to Blink inside a defended compound use the katana to assassinate somebody burn their body and then blink out and so people have no idea where the [ __ ] you came from like they don't hear footsteps or nothing you just I'm like a ghost you know and using it to reposition is incredible but uh I'm not going to lie to you uh once I did that I was like well what the [ __ ] else am I going to do so I left to play tarov Love You muscle thanks for the sheath cuz you are not my brother achievement unlocked kill scav or something no dude just walk that's how you get that achievement that's [ __ ] I didn't even do it Bizzle come on what's up baby yo come over here and loot this armor off this guy this guy died under mysterious circumstances I have no idea how he died throw that oh wait what's this see that clean cut what the

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Published: Wed Jan 24 2024