This Bronze Kiriko Didn't Know What Any Of Their Abilities Did In Overwatch 2

been a long time since we did one of these PC bronze One support 29 [ __ ] minutes been bronze for quite some time now can't seem to rank up to Silver and support at all game went on for quite some time with six rounds I lose most games I should win due to my teammates giving up or just selling in team fights not the selling dude I have a feeling this would also be bronze if they played more games just a small feeling these are always my favorite cuz then I can be like a little bit more like harsh it's always my teammates right surely you're playing at an optimal level okay interesting where are you going ain't no way what dude did your controller disconnect did your brain disconnect I was like well I was going to give you a tip that you probably shouldn't go over here you could play the corner over here and just like heal your team as you walk through if you really need to you could really TPO team if you need to but there's no way you should die right like you you can get by it no problem and then and then what in the am I supposed to do with this you look at the ground you suu and then your braining disconnects and you stand still and die hello I could probably end this right now just cut it short and go yeah I promise you it's not your teammates that is the worst Kiri gameplay I've ever witnessed in my entire existence and it's not even close and I've watched a lot of sh over the years but we have 29 minutes of this potential type of content so noing way am I giving that up okay wasted suzu on absolutely nothing you the guy was getting hit by a Winston Tesla and and you can't out hear a Winston Tesla on Cur okay TP into the enemy team get stuck on a [ __ ] wall climb up the wall hello okay so clearly you TP into a [ __ ] spot right boom you're like oh this isn't where I meant to be if they had the mechanical skill of somewhat greater than a [ __ ] almond uh you probably die here right but luckily though it's a mercy who's trying to you from behind the cart which by the way what in the [ __ ] is this one doing uh but luckily then it's just an Anna because the other two are looking at nothing so your decision-making process instead of going oh [ __ ] I'm safe again is to look at them Freak Out Try to heal them Miss every [ __ ] paper on the heel then climb up the wall break the wall climb look down somehow hit the top of the LAN thing just so you fall a little bit slower and then walk back in and then walk behind the wall and go safe and then come back TP back in again immediately suzu right bravo bravo oh wait my the rest of my team is dying right now yeah that's not my problem myate is almost charged I I I it's like you gave yourself a pat on the back before the fight even finished and you haven't thrown like a single kunai why you why even play did you get bored my guy's got like what give or take probably about 580 600 hp and the entire enemy team is dead you know what you need suu now I'm going to stand still luckily you're playing in bronze put the phone down I promise you you didn't get any Tinder matches all right so we're going to stand here slap MAA in front of an Anna hm maybe I should stand here and wait to see if they n my MAA so that I can instantly souu him and cleanse both the abilities nah I want to TP to my so Jordan instantly suu the ground maybe throw a kunai or two might be nice time now's a perfect time everybody's full HP nobody's in danger yeah just heal the Winston dude I you know what I you know what I wish this happened in my games I wish the enemy team tried to heal me more cuz you know what I need healing man I respect it thank you for healing that poor Winston dude listen I would be going so hard on you if you hadn't said and I quote game went on for quite some rounds I lose most of my games I should win due to my teammates giving up or just selling in team fights brother if you were on my team I'd give up too okay so now you have katun Rush they're playing really aggressive they Winston just jumped in that's a perfect opportunity to Pop Rush and let your malga absolutely [ __ ] melt his ass but no instead you decide to start throwing the first kunai you've thrown in the entire game and try to start healing the Mala through the wall first off you need a tip cuz I just realized you don't have it on turn off goggle healing of aooda that way you can throw one or two or four or six or eight papers you don't get stuck in the entire animation okay sound good dude do you not realize what you look like here hold on is this not the juiciest [ __ ] kill you've ever seen what's going on out there and then you wait how did you wait a minute you had your buttons when I left you hello any souers uh reaction time a little bit faster Maybe suu the ground I you probably still would have died so I'm not going to be too harsh on you but Jesus Christ wake up you can TP back there you go this guy watched one carc video and showed and [ __ ] where he TP through and S the ground and then just that's all he does now y keep healing the enemy team I'm sure they could really appreciate that God you need that setting turned on though cuz you're just got you that might go down is quite possibly one of the worst ksun rushes I've ever seen in my entire gaming history What in the [ __ ] did I just witness did you just C rush into the cart the opposite direction what I thought that this The Carriage was going to block it so you probably got a little bit lucky there oh I I thought it was going to be a suu dude I'm not going to lie I don't you dare almost I was I was this close to giving you a compliment hey wouldn't that have been a nice time to have a souu right there you know that would have been a pretty textbook time to have a souu right there that would have been nice wouldn't it have been okay W ambitious ambitious probably winnable okay hey okay hey that wasn't too bad at the end that that you know just the problem is though is you probably remember all of those moments and you're like oh my God I'm popping the [ __ ] up and you don't remember the 19 times you were spinning around a circle in the middle of the open so it's just just [ __ ] turn and heal him one time you didn't you don't got to souu him every time the [ __ ] Wind Blows wow look at that time he was one HP that guy was that guy was one [ __ ] HP and you were going to go to suzu him at one HP and it was kind of a good idea because oh [ __ ] he almost died wow this would have been a great time to have a suzu and you even recognized it like a gentle rain but you don't have it because you press the button every time it comes up you get bored okay so this is pretty good fighting the fighting the do yep honestly I would have just kept fighting the Doom your Moira got it it is INF [ __ ] peccable that you are managing to miss an auto aim healing ability like this is a generational performance okay so again let's see what we got here we got another [ __ ] whu cuz you you started missing the healing you're panicking cuz someone's shooting at you and you're not used to it you go to heal the [ __ ] ground and then throw Azu did it even hit your your malga oh look at that look who didn't get suzu and then you look back you throw a couple coites to KI and that's the thing you remember you remember you killed the Kiri you got your one and then your malga [ __ ] dies and then you're going to shoot this Mo a couple times and I bet you're going to be in spawn going team I got my one what are you guys doing what the [ __ ] you guys are selling you took 50 damage and a mini is right godamn there but you know what you have a couple options here option one fight back against the Doom try to hit some shots option two go for the mini and then start hitting some shots option three try to start healing the Mal gun see if he can protect you option four try to run for the Hills your option throw one kunai immediately Su to the ground even though you picked up the mini you managed to combine all the options into the worst one you Su of the ground and grab the mini at the exact same time and now what you hide on a box and then run for the hills but wait you decide to turn back sorry about that and what if somebody had maybe a suzu okay so your team's playing aggressive here surely you're going to save your this is actually got to be like an award for some of the worst suus I've ever seen does your brain just like turn off for small bursts like is there like a subscription plan you forgot to pay it's cuz all of their teammates suck so uh Jesus Christ dude there's no [ __ ] way like how how are you this [ __ ] bad dude here he comes Dash turn around slash slash again dude you have all year throw the [ __ ] suu dude and you've had Kitsune rush for like three or four [Music] minutes dude you souu at like the first SN like sneeze of spring and the one time you need it you don't pop it hell at least try to TP away and save yourself if you're going to be selfish with it okay maybe we pop that kitune Rush yeah come on kitune Rush let the k they guide you I knew they were going to do it again I knew they were going to [ __ ] up this Al and then the best part is like they get stunned and they're like a my teammates afking and selling isn't this the exact definition of afking and selling like I wish I still had the mirror in my room here let's take him to the white FL yep don't try to TP away or anything I understand that's not like the worst of your plays but Jesus Christ I lose games cuz my teammates go AFK and are selling POV hello do you not know how to use a door where the [ __ ] are you going hey thereo there you might quite possibly be one of the worst players I've ever seen how you have the audacity to be mad about your teammates about anything is hilarious wow another [ __ ] genius sequence here walks out of Spawn TPS to their Diva immediately [ __ ] no clue what's happening at all okay I get you get overwhelmed very easily goes to heal guy dies instantly not your fault and then you throw the suu at the enemy team this is like what's left of your brain cells rattling around sorry hang on that's too many okay so now you know you're 90 HP a little bit little looking a little bit spooky here probably not standing still in the corner yep immediately suu yourself again cool meanwhile you had lamp this is how you do a good katsun rush let's watch the good katun rush now watch this other bronze player who knows to ks Sun Rush at the enemy okay okay good glad I could teach you that lesson all right let's go wouldn't it be nice to have a souu right now oh some Lucio Florio pedestrian Lucio At Your Service oh yeah let me jump right in front of the [ __ ] doom and coalesence that's a good idea I will give you okay so this time you decided to sit on high ground and AFK can you not stand still bro hey hey [ __ ] bot wake up bro did someone forget to pay your subscriptions nah ain't no [ __ ] way ain't no [ __ ] way I lose most games I should win due to my teammates giving up or just selling in team fights and you just stood [ __ ] still on The High Ground didn't [ __ ] move and you had the reaction time of a snail actually sorry that's an that's an offense to snails everywhere dude watch what this guy sees who just kills you an actual Plankton would have gotten that elimination and then the mercy comes in and reses you now what now what are you going to doks oh I'm glad you took time to walk around in circles and you have the social scroll the scroll a social wheel open when you're looking for the thank you m thing so instead of playing the game here it was more important to walk in a circle and try to see you can find the thank you button okay all right now what all right 3 or 4 seconds you got back in the fight and look at that your ratra died glad you at least thank the mercy for the res I'm glad we're Kitsune rushing with our team surely the most powerful ultimate on your team is not going to go to waste here right I want to know the logic behind this one bro is your brain inverted you in my uh yeah surely let me just teleport back in under half HP in front of everybody using their ultimates and be right in the middle of the [ __ ] open surely that'll be a good idea surely nothing can go wrong oh wait they instantly went wrong and your C Rush was useless because you were playing only 3v5 and a and immediately blew your abilities at the start of the fight oh so you go aari oh surely aari is going to be the right pick here $10 from clone troop we have you ever heard the tragedy of dark wise it's go time massive healing pylon right in the middle of the [ __ ] floor what do you think is the thought process right here hold on wait for it right here what do you think the thought process is there so Jordan across the map going to [ __ ] shoot him going to go heal him with his [ __ ] tiny beam what is this no ain't no way there but to go behind them and try to no they're dead 3 seconds Max okay the Doom didn't notice I thought the Doom was going to come over too 5 Seconds Max my bad took a little bit longer um that quite possibly could go down as one of the worst flanks I've ever seen you are literally the biggest troll on your team I would [ __ ] hate you if you were on my team I'd actually unironically probably report you ah yes let me throw my healing pylon at the enemy [ __ ] team surely they need it let's stand in the middle of the [ __ ] open with no [Music] pylot dude I'm like watching a robot play OverWatch for the first time what is this like your brain just malfunctions so they run out of beam and then they go to heal the brig and they track the brig the entire time they're like oh my God wait for it hang on I must heal the brg must heal the brg must L The Brak no juice I have juice now you know what [ __ ] the juice I'm going to throw my pylon oh he died a [ __ ] now what now what now what now what brain malfunction teammates dying teammates dying brain malfunction brain malfunction teammates are dying oh here we are we're doing things again you are the seller [ __ ] and you're Distributing losses to all your teammates if you're going to play aari one of those those characters where you like the whole point of her kit is about like doing damage and getting kills you probably should have the mechanical skills somewhere greater than a wooden plank they buffed the bullet size this season like the size of bullets are like throwing small trains at stuff and you still manage to miss everyone at least a plank can hurt someone yeah that's fair I should have said like a raisin honestly a raisin might do more damage they could choke on the raisin are you just going to pretend that the Genji gone like I love this this is like this is like me running away from my problems IRL looks him dead in the eyes and goes yeah no not my problem jumps away and he goes yeah that's the Genji now we're in a 1 V one situation nah I'm just going to look at the buck back of this car no no nope nope nope not my problem nope nope not my problem okay yeah let's not go get the mega though bad idea the what are you looking at your teammate dude luckily that guy had the [ __ ] intelligence of a celery stick because Jesus Christ it was like a [ __ ] moth going after a lamp dude wow you hey you got your first kill though you know you heard him punch over your head you have you just like stop moving your mouse for a sec and that like hey like hey that guy ain't on your team right there and you just look away you're like no not my problem that's someone else's issue luckily uh your brri kind of knows how to play Brean is uh ruining all of their fun oh there it goes your stri listen dude we all been there but that is quite possibly one of the worst alls you you allari aled the one person on their team who has two abilities to cleanse it instead of you know the guy on the right who's probably about to laser your ass never mind your resim made space uh are you even like you're not even contributing you're dead wow they just sto shooting at you dude why can't I get this Lucky in my games my God you're not even contributing okay big pylon that's on the corner that they can shoot and there goes the pylon T visor Jude you would have thought tracking the soldier there was an impossible t ask how the [ __ ] did you manage to do that but all right luckily they're kind of trickling and now you got a chance right you're going to cap this right maybe shoot the okay they see n all right you know what fair enough dude this good I thought this game couldn't get worse and it's finding ways to so now you're like oh I found out arari works yeah I've been popping off the allari I did so much there chat and the enemy team has a lever you don't lose this game right I feel like you're going to find a way you're going to find a way to lose your team this game luckily that guy's playing [ __ ] Arisa and can just stand there oh no you're going to lose that all right luckily your rist is just the [ __ ] goat and kills four of them fair enough I guess dud I don't know why you're complaining about your teammates dude your teammates apparently are the freaking goats all right you're still up one they're literally down player so there's no way you lose this right shooting The Shield shot the r once twice not bad dude your rist is just the [ __ ] goat what is this yeah let me just [ __ ] you're a nutcase dude you you just [ __ ] shift in in front of a a shifted Bastion no fear that is quite possibly one of the most undeserved wins I think I've ever seen submitted and the fact that you have the audacity to submit this and say that you lose most of your games you should win is an actual miracle that you even won this game I don't know who this guy is Jay's you should find that guy you should find his name number and address and send him a [ __ ] $500 edible arrangement with a nice card with a gift card to Outback Steakhouse or to Texas Roadhouse and say thank you so much for winning me that game CU I'm [ __ ] terrible Jesus that is possibly one of the worst ones I've ever seen but it was a good one

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Length: 21min 30sec (1290 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 08 2024