Things That Make No Sense

hello friends it's me and my friend today we are checking out some things that make absolutely no sense why does the dentist talk to you if you can't respond i was thinking it was just the other day when i was at the dentist because she was like asking me questions so how was your day ah what do you want me to say and then she proceeded to talk about her day in this restaurant she went to and how she ate a whole duck how it was so delicious and i'm just sitting there like ah oh i don't know how this cart was that stupid it has been blessed with some shins and feet and still couldn't learn how to walk and it still had no place in the society so i just done and died you know i've always seen a hot dog i must say i've never seen this done before it's the ketchup on the table for me it's like a primitive being was asked to put a hot dog together and this is what they came up with excellent somebody posted this rope that they got you know i thought this was specifically for mountain climbing because you know looking at the picture on the front is a dude climbing a mountain with a rope and it has a warning not suitable for climbing oh i can think of at least one other use for rope that doesn't involve climbing maybe that's why but this is just false advertising okay this is just uncomfortable i hate everything about this this is illegal you know all they did was swap out a knife for a hair comb no thank you it's him is the guy that's the guy from the math question the word problems oh i hate it though the dude with 126 watermelons in the back of his trunk if he drove home at 66 miles an hour stopped for 17 minutes to get some in and out and came home at exactly 9 26 p.m how long would it take him to cut all those watermelons solve the problem if i can't google it i'm not going to get it right no really i want to know what happened here they're in a minivan so i'm assuming they have kids they trade the whole entire family for a van full of water malones y'all got a farm they were doing a bogo sale i don't know come below oh i thought about my laptop at school oh no they brought the panini maker okay well we just go sit here and pretend we're working can't do our work what can gorilla mean sandwich when you're in the whole squad trying to go biking all right where do you want to go i don't know where do you want to go let's just go in circles around each other there's only go one direction and we ain't talking about the band yo i'm trying to figure out how this would work would it stay in place or would it just spin around like a merry-go-round i need to see this in action we got some very uncomfortable business hours you know monday we're open 10 23 to 907 tuesday 10 16 to 904 you know we're very specific y'all must not like customers or something very specific indeed i hate everything about this not to mention every day is different shut this business down y'all are cancelled i mean in theory this should work like playing xbox with the homies broke my mic so they plugged in one of these like old-fashioned phones and you'll just be like i don't eat off the edge of your full house this is how it used to be back in the day i can't believe there are people now that have never used one of these phones birthday cake but make it craft singles i don't like it why are the candles sinking into it what's underneath the cheese something tell me it's not cake gotta be as disappointing as the outside is probably covered a bucket of water with some cheese stuck some candles in happy birthday billy we got a restroom for everyone we got a cute little sign and everything and on the door it says restroom are for customers only but you say everyone customers only you do not matter unless you are a customer because we like money all right hey so i got an extra room and i don't know what to do with it i don't really have guests over so i don't need to make it a guest room but like i do enjoy mountain dew every single bottle they've ever drank goes into this room i can't imagine how dank this smells i'm surprised that the lack of ant infestation y'all actually gotta mount on a mountain dew i don't know whether to be impressed or disgusted by this they really did the do we got a public bathroom it is public all right but all the glass is frosted it's like what's even the point when you can see 95 of everything it ain't even blur that much and then this one well you got seats right in front of you sorry i can't go to the bathroom without an audience literally watching me like what we got three seats for mother father and your parole officer and then the last one a real kindergarten bathroom where it's like you got three walls but they're really short everybody can see the top of your head and hear you and you ain't got a door or anything anybody could just like walk by see you doing your business so nobody can raise their hand be like hey i gotta go to the bathroom and not actually go to the bathroom but the bathroom is actually in the back of the classroom yeah i might just hold it into lunch i didn't want to do any dishes so we eating the whole ice cream sundae and a shoe i'm done with this this is enough internet for one day you know it costs absolutely nothing to not do this i hate doing the dishes i would have much rather wash the dish y'all could have put some saran wrap in it or something heck i would have even came over to your house and did your dishes for you for you to not do this not really but you get it behold we have a hill it's slant to diagonal and yet somebody drew a field on it like we gonna play some vertical soccer on the side of a hill kick this ball at a 75 degree angle one side's got a huge disadvantage with all the bushes just randomly growing in the middle i'ma go ahead and say y'all didn't think this through you know at first this looks like a normal dude sitting in class doing his homework right and then you really look at the picture like what's going on here wait hold on there are desks behind him he's like sideways sitting on a desk doesn't make my head hurt his feet are on the wall he's laying down the desk is on top of him like a blanket i see it all now my vision clear i'm not sure if this photoshop but somebody somewhere in the world decided to put a vent at the beach what are you trying to do slowly drain the ocean the ninja turtles is thirsty that's how we give them their water go straight to the sewer i'm uncomfortable there's a screenshot of sasuke in a bed and somebody was like oh wait hold up some off about this right his legs why are they so long my body different they really drew him built like that y'all need to get your proportions right okay daddy long legs wait he drinking water under water how can this be can you actually do this so what if you like wrap your lips around it and then go underwater and then drink it while you're underwater technically it should work because you've already created like the vacuum seal with your lips man this dude really got me thinking it is possible to drink water underwater yes yes you know i never thought about that but now y'all got my brain cells moving do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head [Music] if you took away the cat face i would have had no idea what this creature was but somebody shaved their cat and dyed it to look like a dinosaur or perhaps an iguana i'm not sure a reptile what even is this anymore like you i thought you wanted a cat y'all wanted a lizard you should have got that from the first place correction lizard but make it fluffy so i bought some bubble wrap off amazon bubble wrap you know the thing that cushions packages protects them but the fact that somebody thought it actually needed cushioning itself it's a bubble wrap a huge roll of bubble wrap does it really need this kind of protection or do y'all just like wasting this ruined my whole entire day why did you do that this is my 13th reason y'all put cushioning to protect some bubble wrap mother comes in with snacks for her little gamer boy what are they called like pigs in a blanket 2020 we got galizzi's and a cucumber very phallic y'all tried they broke their phone but the screen still intact it's fine it's literally hanging on for dear life to the rest of the phone how does it even break this way it's still working it's functional we still getting text back it's like my phone could look like this with a broken screen and i still won't get it fixed cursed faucet you know we used to hot water cold water turn them both halfway for warm but this one got a third one it's a third for warm water because this is actually very advanced i've never seen it done before but if so a cold warm and hot water knob would actually be quite useful when someone's like i got your nose and they really got your nose there's gotta be a nose what else would it be they actually got the nose because they have the thumb so it can't be the thumb tucked in there but like sorry i would like to know where the extra appendage came from okay have a nice day uh i looked at that for a hot second i'm like that's not a mouth it's going in the brain i mean it's going down the nostril like straight to the brain you will either die a slow and painful death or evolve into a superhuman my nasal cavity could never i'm the type of person who goes to the beach and i get one too many droplets inside my nose or mouth is over it's not fun for me anymore it's pain when you go snooping around the dad's secret drawer you pull it out you ain't even got a drawer in the secret drawer invisible drawer i would say what even is the point but it was a distraction so you stop snooping around speaking of weird bikes how do you even ride this y'all gotta like like lean forward basically how you do like a naruto run but like on a bike oh i understand i understand that but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below let me know which one of these was 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Channel: SSSniperWolf

Views: 6,880,518

Keywords: sssniperwolf, sniper wolf, reacting, reaction, funny, things that make no sense

Id: 32-nOPbaajE

Length: 9min 28sec (568 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 09 2020