They find out their girlfriends are CHEATING | Akaash Singh | Stand Up Comedy

two of these four guys getting cheated on right now they don't give a [ __ ] how do you know these guys man went to high school together yeah they hung out with you times are different man i grew up in the 90s that wasn't happening a bunch of jock ass white dudes a little persian guy you on the wrestling team or something what's going on wrestling he's oh you're laughing at am i right i knew it i [ __ ] knew it you know i knew there's a reason [Applause] this is your lady okay and the rest you guys are single huh no you have a girlfriend where is she she's in miami whose girlfriend your girlfriend is too that's [ __ ] up they cheat on you together they don't need to do that you don't need to take a field trip to cheat on your man you know what i mean that's a foul you can just cheat on him quietly like a [ __ ] decent cheater you know i mean man what about you you got a girl cheating on you too hey well look if you feel bad being the only single guy not for long you know what i mean a couple guys going to join you real soon you can't let your girl go to miami alone dog come on just a girls trip to miami that's the dick capital of america call them see what's going on with these girls i'm serious yo call your girl are you nervous right [Laughter] it's not cold in san diego his body just freezes up he started doing this holding himself you want to call her i know you're not feeling up to it no yeah yeah yeah who is 1 30 she's probably sleeping yeah she's eastern time you know it's 10 30 here but they're three hours ahead so you know she's probably sleeping she probably is not alone though i'll tell you this here right now [Laughter] hey man it's okay we'll laugh at it you know what i mean we'll get through this together if any you ladies want a newly single guy that's a good man right there dude he let his girl go cheat on him and that [ __ ] that's a hero dog there's a lot of pretty girls in san diego you could cheat too you know what i mean this is the female miami really if you're into white girls this is your miami you like diversity go to la but if and if you're specifically like latinas 20 minutes south but if you like white women your girls are both white i knew your girl was white dog i knew it i knew it bro i didn't have to i noticed my focus on the wrestling team and he got a white girl so i'm nice at racism you act like that [ __ ] is wrong but what if you're just good at it one hour later jesus christ what's up buddy oh he just texted his girl what happened [Applause] facetime dad let's see it what the [ __ ] did you just text yo both their girls went to miami together to cheat on them yeah for sure yeah for sure for sure that's what i said it's a great place that's what i said i thought he was gay the entire time that's why she left he said he wasn't he was like i'm not on any dating apps i was like wait whatever you want to do with your life that's fine you know enjoy what do you what'd she say yeah read the text hold up she said did you get my snap check the snap yo where's she at snap no she might just send it to somebody else she might have said that to somebody else sorry dude snapchat is the cheating app yo yeah your friends are supportive god [ __ ] somebody else tonight ladies if you ever wanted to date a minority but not really guys thanks for watching the video if you're a fan just hit subscribe stop hating what are you waiting for that way you'll get updated whenever i put up new videos and we got a lot coming after morning [Music] you

Channel: Akaash Singh

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Keywords: stand up comedy, Akaash Singh, Akaash, Singh, comedy, clips, comedy video, nimesh patel kicked off stage columbia, joe rogan, Andrew Schulz, Schulz, Andrew, Flagrant, Flagrant 2, podcast

Id: 5u_Vt15IE3Y

Length: 4min 48sec (288 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 16 2021