They aren’t complaining about the people but the policies: Gutfeld

uh happy wonderful tuesday everyone but first just some somber news tonight uh a good pal of the show paul sorvino passed away yesterday he was an amazing actor and one of our first guests on this very show anyway you might know him from the legendary movie goodfellas one of the greats and here's one of my favorite scenes hey paulie i'll talk to you i'm telling everybody you could be my son could be anybody you don't mess around with that guy but you understand me what garbage paulie don't make a jerk out of me you understand i'm trying just don't do it i won't don't do it okay you're right you're right i won't i only understand you're on the air because i got you a job right right okay yeah you see anybody messing with your show you're gonna tell me is that right i swear paulie yes yes i swear go do your show thanks paulie get in there you're in a bad kid needs another couple of smacks though [Applause] i will uh i will never wash my face again lucky he didn't slap me on the ass [Laughter] on to the news it's fun to see what happens when so-called compassionate libs get a taste of their own no cost compassion you know the kind they prescribe for other people because they don't have to pay the price but you do take immigration where everything is free for anyone who comes in because it's in your state and not theirs sorry texas you're screwed it's your fault for bordering mexico and inventing dr pepper it's true it must be how my parents felt when they went away for the weekend and i had half the chess club over to drink their booze true there were only two people in the club so it was just me now you get the idea i drink alone sorry but forever border states complained about the burdens placed on their services with the influx of illegal immigrants they aren't complaining about the people but the policies they know without an actual process everything falls apart it's like when edward scissorhands entered that bouncy castle as you know republicans are fans of laws just like strict parents but democrats are fans of stuff minus the means to get them like strict parents children so when border states complain the left calls it xenophobic oh you just don't like the brown folks and they'll even say it to brown folks the definition of racism has changed again it's anyone who disagrees with the democrat and when the border patrol try to do their job you get whip gate a smear the president gladly embraced so how do you get dems to understand that you need a process well you get them to experience what you're going through too what's good for the goose is good for the slander er let's see what happens when a democrat far from a border state gets to play border state for a year that's a nice way of saying let's see how you a-holes like it i wonder if our system was inundated our system is was inundated with of you know those who were seeking shelter because of the callousness of those other states that pushed them out our schools are going to be impacted our health care system is going to be impacted our infrastructure is going to be impacted sounds like my dentist everything's going to be impacted which is what should happen when you call yourself a sanctuary state see the virtue signal just became real it's the cost of lawlessness you know sort of how a drug kingpin gets killed by another drug kingpin those are the rules so i'm for having migrants come to new york city and it has nothing to do with having to replace my masseuses r.i.p marco clem and stew you're never gonna find them i want leaders to understand the cost for their obsession with cheap labor but i like immigrants especially compared to what's homegrown here i mean have you ever met a woke migrant i haven't they think latin x are those movies i made in tijuana in the 90s and they're that's right i met ricky martin [Applause] true there are burdens to the system when lots of illegal immigrants show up they put more stress on the infrastructure than joy behar on a toilet seat but they aren't even close to what some americans have done to this country illegals didn't upend the criminal justice system they didn't create critical race theory if they did they'd be rich they didn't destroy sports unlike megan rappano you could argue they make sports better as for the two years of rioting i do not remember seeing anybody running back into a burning building because they dropped a breakfast taco oh racist would say that was a shout out to dr jill anyway there are horrible exceptions they're drug dealers and gang members and soccer fans and we can debate crime statistics all you want but it's hard when we don't even call it crime anymore which is what the woke did not mexicans and illegals they have incentives to keep their nose clean but be honest you would trade 100 wokesters for one hard-working dude named julio who believes in right and wrong keeps to himself has a strong faith it isn't scared of a hard day's work if i could i'd take the trade i'll lose a hundred liberal arts grads for one great shortstop now now i'm not sugarcoating illegal immigration that would be stupid to do not to mention fattening and bad for your teeth i'm saying what's happening to mayor adams right now is needed spread out the resource burden and let's see how these captains of compassion handle it because in a real crisis words alone are not enough you have to actually do something hey buddy watch out oh hey cat joe is that a fax machine that is so awful please let me know if there's anything i can do yeah you could help me get this fax machine off my chest of course okay i'm here if you need to get anything off your chest okay my heart goes out to you yeah well my heart's getting crushed by this fax machine i'm starting a hashtag on twitter right now okay justice for joe we're starting a movement wow and ironically i'm unable to move because of this fax machine i hear you all right you're in my thoughts well here's a thought can you push this fax machine off of me oh i gotta go uh i'm gonna be late for the rally we've already got the flyers okay don't worry i got you hello xerox yes i can hold [Music] so this works with immigration how about politicians who dismiss crime they have private security gated homes they never see what you see they're safe and sound while you suffer and the worse things get the more their gated homes are worth and the cheaper the landscaping labor how do you make them see that besides placing ads in modern wine snob magazine that's not real thugs commit crimes then are quickly released and our governors don't do squat next time maybe we drive the perp to the streets where the progressive idiots live drop them off like a burning bag of dog dung on pelosi's front steps ring her doorbell and watch her face filled with panic like she just found out her plastic surgeon was run over by her mexican maid lastly it sucks seeing politicians ignore violent crime while focusing on a show trial because the crime hasn't touched their lives they've got taxpayer-funded security you know to many of us january 6 seems more peaceful than trying to get home after dark think about all the criminals who got away with brutal crimes while january 6 protesters are still in jail you know maybe this whole time we should have been getting violent street felons to walk through an open door at the capitol then they would have cared [Applause] [Music] welcome tonight's guests she's bright and sharp like a glow-in-the-dark dart tag strategies vp former director of press communications for trump's re-election campaign aaron parini his pet peeves are communists and rust retired marine corps bomb technician johnny joey jones that was nice the difference between him and a deer in the headlights is that people actually have heard of deer actor comedian and writer jamie lisa and she's so thin her pajamas only have one stripe boxes contributor cat tip [Applause] jamie obviously we talk about the fact that you live in alaska one of the great things there is nobody immigrates right that's true except for seals and bears that's true seals and polar bears and um that's it it's been a good place honestly yes to write all this stuff up watching those videos is starting to upset me all the violent videos i just feel bad they're always beating up that same guy with a blurry face [Laughter] that is true it's just there's got to be a better way to handle the border thing there just has to be biden in his giving out ids and like i just did hear that it's actually faster to fly to tijuana cross the border and get an id the line is shorter than at the dmv yes it's true i love mexicans too but i'm a big fan uh my writing partners from mexico city my own brother-in-law is mexican they told me something interesting they said you can tell what mood someone from mexico is in uh by the way they're holding their gun if they have a gun um sideways yes run up in the air time to party that's right that's funny i like it i was worried about where that was so was i yes all right joey do you think this was a good strategy i'm still unclear of whether texas or florida sent anybody to new york i think they came on their own but i don't know but i still think it's kind of this is uh it's wonderfully ironic i guess i guess i don't understand because before greg abbott did it the bond administration did it i mean we've reported on it so it was good when the federal government did it it's bad when a state does it and adams is not the communicator to get this salient point across so it just comes out like um like it's going to be bad it's going to involve us losing seats in our schools and all this but you know what we're gonna want it to be bad because that's the just thing to do yeah on the ids on giving them ideas this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard and it's not because i'm for or against giving them my ds i come from a town that's 78 hispanic they're going to take the id that says illegal immigrant and throw it away right and they're going to go down to a van by the river and get as many green cards as they need to circumvent taxes anything punitive and to keep the benefits that dry up every few months i've seen this happen over and over again i've seen it happen with my friends parents who were here illegally and their and my friends were not you change your id when the situation needs you to you change your identity you might go back to work in the exact same manufacturing facility a year later under a completely different identity for tax purposes and everything else this is where you know even business owners are complicit in this but there is a decades-old industry for this type of fraud and their idea is not going to change that this is how killmeat has managed to be at fox first that's it that's it he's been fighting he's been fired almost i don't know half a dozen times but he goes down to this van i guess by the river by the river and he gets another thing and he gets another job he's been on like so many fox and friends shows and some of the they're just terrible but it's like the you know anyway i don't know what that means aaron i'm just talking you're in dc you have the same issue with uh your mayor bowser still a funny name if you ask me um is she dealing with this or not no no one's dealing with especially not democrats but all of a sudden they're surprised now that oh play stupid games win stupid prizes you want to have an open border and they're going to do these late night flights to joey's point about they are moving illegal immigrants further into the interior of the united states we hear about it in pennsylvania and other places and then they're all of a sudden shocked that there are illegal immigrants in their communities and it's a strain on their system i i don't know what they expected to happen but all of a sudden now they need to face the reality that open border policies will lead to more people coming into the country it seems common sense but they don't seem to have that yeah and they won't and they and they're totally against any kind of process that would actually streamline this because i i mean i believe in the i believe that america is made up of risk takers cat you know about taking risks yes yes i happen to like risk takers people that come here to defy all odds like my parents did when they moved from san jose california to san mateo california it went on the 101 it was 30 40 minutes wow probably some mid to light traffic but they did it anyway u-haul wow that's like a laura ingalls wilder situation it really was it really was they moved from the trailer park to a trailer parked a little bit more land a little bit more room to grow that was moving on up you know what's your take on all this yeah i think that look i think that anybody who wants to come contribute to our economy that's non-violent should be encouraged and welcome to do so yes and so many times when we talk about the problems with immigration it's not really the problems with immigration or with immigrants at all it's the problem with our welfare state so it's not so much that there is strain on the system it's that the system is a strain on everyone and all of us and i think we need to start looking at it that way that's a great point thanks there you go all right yes you can applaud i'll give you that all right that's enough all right up next do certain names for hounds mean they'll spend more time at the pound hey sean hannity here hey click here to subscribe to fox news youtube page and catch our hottest interviews and most compelling analysis you will not get it anywhere else

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Length: 15min 38sec (938 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 27 2022