These Nerds Know Every Line From The Lord of the Rings

charlotte you smell something yeah what is that what is that hang on yes whoa i thought you're gonna say man flesh yeah that's what i thought so am i correct in understanding that we are playing the video game for the best lord of the rings movie the two towers well we're playing return of the king ah how do you feel about return of the king it's an academy award winner it is it is no denying that wow what a seamless transition i want to figure out how to do two player you know patrick if somebody plays aragorn and someone is gimli we're just going to make them kiss ooh baby but could you smooch with a friend what do you think gimli's breath smells like patchouli what are you doing patrick how the [ __ ] do you yes what are you a man no i don't i want two players for [ __ ] sake guess i'm just playing no patrick oh no we're gonna we're here with what we always do on this channel our bread and butter our lembis bread and butter i remember this god i remember this yeah i played the [ __ ] out of this remember the whole thing with this is that they they couldn't hurt though they couldn't do anything to them no except for aragorn i guess because the blade was broken you know uh peter jackson he filmed epilogues for like all the characters so there are epilogues for like gimli all the parts he did yeah it's just him in puppets you know what gimli did after after no because i haven't seen the epilogue patrick are you canceling they never release no no no it's cool him and lego him and legolas go on a boys trip together [Music] i never thought i'd be eating green eggs and ham but would you could you with a friend never toss a salad would you like a box would you like me to tongue your box a box a box what do you smell box what about their box they don't need that i don't need that finally a video where we can let our unhinged lord of the rings quote out in full force this is a really good perspective where half the screen is covered by a mound a mountain mound if i were what about eating the box of a friend why should your box not be fit for my that condom was broken it's been that's reused well you are all disgusting okay and you're ruining the movies that i love with your filthy filthy jokes so toss it is jennifer stewart of her box did you ever play the third age game no it was like a lord of the rings rpg where you play as like a second fellowship following behind the main one there's a scene where you're like in gondor when dennis thor like runs off the bridge i would love if uh somebody did a cut of lord of the rings where they just superimposed that second fellowship into the background of all the scenes like uh like tignataro it's like the part where i quit playing kingdom hearts three where i was like watching all it was basically the whole let it go apart from frozen but it would just sometimes cut to goofy it's so funny when people like talk about the goofy death scene yeah and it's the stupidest there's nothing more devastating than the goofy death and kingdom hearts wow oh there we go oh my god i thought they were gonna be on the ground they're standing up there he just runs by why are we playing this game 50 other scenes from this game third age goofy death perfect it's so funny how quickly autocomplete throws in dinner thor eating tomatoes i know whoa that's how we'll treat ourselves to a video well made we'll watch the goofy day yeah yeah it'll be a reward definitely oh tell me goofy do you sing are the lights fading from my eyes goofy could you uh cast it into the fire full of a duck what a cool starting level well the starting level is helms deep but i i already played we could have started with helms deep well it's not all of helm's deep it's just the parts where gandalf shows up it's lisa's favorite she can say all the lines yeah give us one give us one elise legolas take him down well it has to be a gandalf line because that's the only ones that are in the yet the various games stands alone so much death [Laughter] ride out with me they fixed his beard it's not green anymore it wasn't a saruman group sneaking out of him i just gooped my leash the group is stickier than you think too long have you haunted my sister's steps too long have you haunted my sister's box and my box [Laughter] what's happening right now i'm not sure i pushed a bridge over it you got to fill up that pokeball of course he does of course you know you know charlotte you know uh you know what lies in the darkness of hazadoon this is a good angle yep playing this on a crtv in the brightest room possible oh yeah covered in dust the glare of the sun on it i played so much of this in mike's basement sounds like he's really hot was he single patrick what's his number i think he's married yeah to the basement yeah is he looking to be married a second time she heard you have a copy of a 20 year old lord of the rings game she's got a pair of panties that say speak friend and enter guys again you're these vulgar jokes is ruining a game that i love a franchise that i love can we watch the only font clip no patterns i'm trying to play this game i'm always so relieved at uh they're storming eisenguard all the ants and there's that one end that's on fire when he puts it so fast so relieving himself out in the version of the movie where they add in all the third age characters uh when that aunt goes to put his head in they should have dennis running into did you and mike smoke the finest pipe weed in all of west it wasn't finest for sure your love of mike's leaf has clearly slowed your mind man viggo's toe must be really hurting in this scene no reason why yeah why is it so hard to move on move on no reason just probably i don't know unless you know in the middle of the movie sometimes your toe hurts whatever you know webs sometimes why does it go from right to left habits read like manga manga not it's as good a proper score would look fairer and feel fowler we've all heard of gut instinct right well what 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access to their newest stuff to get 20 off your first order free shipping and a 100 satisfaction guarantee go to meundies.com funhouse that's meundies.com funhouse imagine being the prop master on the day of that denothor scene and you you only brought three tomatoes you really didn't think you're going to need a lot i'm going to need you to really make a show of each tomato because i only brought a few i mean how many tomatoes could one man eat when uh bilbo gets to the undying lands is he young again or is he just still like real he dies slower but he's still yeah really viral though oh yeah he has sex with a lot of my art because after all we shouldn't die is that his oh face do that [ __ ] scared me so much it's just large marge it was the biggest ring i ever seen gandalf should have just swallowed the ring yeah we all know that okay every day gandalf just has to swallow the ring poop it out clean it out of his poop do it again do that for the rest of the tournament do to your insides nothing it's fine i think it would give your insides dominion over the peoples of middle earth what if it ends up around one of the poops and turns invisible and then you can't find it but you can smell it yeah like that's how gandalf knows okay can we cool it here because you guys are ruining the movies that i love with your disgusting jokes and stuff uh hey patrick what's the elvish word for buzzkill should we look up cheats a just decision patrick if i ever get out of this gameplay i'm gonna marry her dude how do you even know rosie wants to marry you because she's got ribbons in her hair you remember the smell you know the color code of ribbons and hair jacob i know what you're going to say and don't because you're ruining this for me whispering the smell of [ __ ] mr frodo okay first of all he doesn't what would sam's old gaffer think bilbo you've been with the gaffer's [ __ ] again hold the l r buttons down while putting it you have anduril uh no now it's narcial why do you have narcial because that's what it's called after it's reforged i thought it was the shards of no wait no no you're right you're right i [ __ ] up wow i [ __ ] up you should be more offended by that than anything said about someone's oh how the [ __ ] is it possible where's your friends do you think that orc with like the pales the one eye and like goth do you think he knew that he was uglier than all the other orcs i think yeah i think beauty standards are totally different really yeah i think the more like [ __ ] you've got on your face if only he wasn't so religious why are you handing this to me like i'm gonna make this happen because i knew you would take it you want to switch to ps2 i don't think that would help let's switch to look i got perfect no i haven't gotten that but i didn't want to how long did i do this as a child now remember jacob every strike is for your old gaffer this one's for my old gaffer and this one's for my old gaffer you forgot one chief character sam old gaffer your step gaffer like all the ghosts flying around in the background like yeah it looks like haunted mansion yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah when they come in fast edigord was pissed by many arrows he died fighting many ghosts oh you what step goes stop it oh my god i have an idea she's watching clips we can't do that we'll get it peter we're gonna put such a big spider in these movies we got the big spider for you australian is new zealand were known for our spiders i said but put the spider in the movie pedo where are we gonna get a spider that big peter was asking for a bigger spider so we got one made it bigger and we tell we but we told you all one to keep getting bigger yeah you can eat craft services every time we bought a brought a prop to peter he said bigger make it a bigger one if we take a lord of the rings quiz oh yes but like movies yeah yeah yeah how many members of the fellowship are oh this is just a teen yeah ten she said yeah she had linen in her sheets that's going to be the prince and pony princess i didn't know the eagle's name you know so i seen a bug out you know i say bring me an eagle who kills death [Laughter] too easy how many arrows kills boromir oh come on with the tuffy man probably the most no yeah maybe the most yeah the most ah wait what wait to start over oh maybe oh my god like the wrong thing go to eden hollywood whoa the 2022 gla 350s wait see how much a g-wagon goes for these are really gonna show us the media a friend of mine has shadow facts as they're a vanity license plate i didn't know you had such cool friends do they know you're they're a friend yeah it's just someone i drove behind for a few miles on the 405. the best i can hope for and a friend is someone who has lord of the rings vanity plates illuminated star and the chrome door handle inserts do we need the amg crest led logo projectors okay charlotte don't joke around of course we do more logos can we put more of the car's logo on the car she had logos on her car can we get did we get the heated seats please please watch goofy die come on patrick it's been 47 minutes [Laughter] get us out of here is that the new york zip code oh look at brooklyn can you get to brooklyn to pick up your formatic coopers yeah i have winners readers i'll take them to the barclays center all right so you'll be getting an email soon it's a golem wagon what are we supposed to watch the column wagon goofy is known as the sean bean of kingdom hearts yeah well he comes back as goofy the white a demon of the ancient world look out [Laughter] this is the saddest thing in the world for some people goofy oh he's dead wolfie donald get your hand off of him there yeah what's this guy doing how did we get it it's a goofy wagon can you see if there's like a waifu wagon yeah like with like the kinds that you've seen in the inland empire with i to i i do think that needs to be addressed people are way too comfortable liking anime these days what do you mean like all those stickers of like anime every car now has is covered in anime bumper stickers and it's like if you want to watch anime that's fine but you should do it privately then you should be ashamed of it why because it's disgusting we need to go back to 2003. hang on i gotta when you could walk either you could either watch dragon ball z or get bullied i found the coolest nerd i could okay it's too okay to like anime now and you should still okay you should still it should be something that you are ashamed of unless it's dragon ball z which seems to have always gotten a pass and you should not be able to just go in public with anime stickers on your car okay so what kind of stickers are allowed on the car um basically like honor student if you're an honor student okay your child's an honor student yeah uh calvin praying at a cross we mentioned earlier that's okay um any honk if is good well let me stop you right there what if i told you that that honor student watches anime but that's that's okay because they're an honor student which means they're a nerd which means that they are watching anime but they don't they know better than to tell him okay but what if i told you that the creator of calvin and hobbes bill bostwick also all right let's end the video what are we doing here [Music] there's your end card

Channel: Funhaus

Views: 228,130

Keywords: funhaus, rooster teeth, rooster, teeth, rt, lotr, lord of the rings, lord, rings, power, amazon, prime, return, king, hobbit, mercedes, kingdom, hearts, kingdom hearts, disney, anime, james willems, jacob fullerton, charlotte avery, elyse willems, patrick brown

Id: rtk4Ehb9eK0

Length: 16min 54sec (1014 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 02 2022