The Worst Things People Have Accidentally Texted To The Wrong People (r/askReddit Reddit Stories)

[Music] what's the worst thing you've ever accidentally text to the wrong person I took a screenshot of a conversation and sent it along with look at this King idiot to the person I was having the conversation with fancy a shag to my mum instead of a buddy unfortunately I was with her at the time she just looked at her phone and said I don't think you meant to send me that it wasn't the wrong person but autocorrect made me ask my mum for condoms instead of conditioner total faster per moment because I didn't notice until she texted back with horny went to centre risque text to my boyfriend Dan I had also recently texted dad oops when your period comes on like a storm with no warning signs meant to text it to my sister instead texted it to ex-boyfriend I once sent a text that said I'm going to cue brains out tonight sent it to the receptionist at work rather than my husband man has she gotten some mileage out of that one when I was 19 my dad drove me to an airport four hours away soon after he dropped me off I got a text from him about how his who was hard and how horny he was that I assumed slash hope he meant to send to his girlfriend luckily I was out of the country for the next two months so it was a while before I would have to look him in the eyes can you come upstairs for us was meant to be come upstairs for a secretary accidentally texted nudes to my boss once when I was drunk he had the same name as a guy I was seeing as well as a similar last name he took it uncomfortably well was suddenly overly friendly and smiley toward me kept acting like we shared some sort of secret part of me wished he had just fired me I could shortly after will never make that mistake again I texted my friend about my having a crush on Mandy I accidentally sent it to Mandy we've been together for three years and Counting my employer and plug had the same name texted my boss at 11 p.m. hey you available he replied yes life sucks and I want to end it all sent to my crash I'm okay now I just lost two relatives in a month and it was really hard on me that [ __ ] I sent that to them I was texting my friend who was having a problem with a [ __ ] first time I smoked week I texted my mom saying we gotta get this high tomorrow she instantly called me and my best excuse being high off for the first time was autocorrect is really bad tonight dinner will be hot ready and on the table at 6:00 I'm taking a shower just waiting for you pictures included unfortunately this message got sent to her boss I sent a text to my landlord asking if she knew anyone who wanted to buy some morphine an awkward conversation ensued back in the days before texting was not as prevalent as it is today I was in the Army soldiers do some gate like trying to get other guys to look at your balls I emailed a pic of my balls to my friend who immediately decided to forward it to another guy we worked with he types mo into the address bar to pull up the guy's last name and hit Center he had his grandmother listed in his address book as mano guess who got a pic of my balls that's right miss World's Fair 1939 oh my god I just took her that would make a maggot throw up and it was huge like poop knife and the shotgun plunger was almost needed what the did you put in that chili meant for my good friend who had told me her chili we date the night before was tearing her guts up well had sent to my crush that one keeps me up at night wasn't an accident I sent my cop father a message acting like I was asking for drugs it was supposed to be a prank he knew it was a prank and convinced every cop friend of his to stage an arrest they picked me up took me in to be questioned they told my room to shreds and practically tore my backpack at the seams in case I was hiding drugs in there when it was all said and done and I was crying my father told me never to try that again I thought I had copied a YouTube video funny cute puppy I pasted it in a text message and sent it to my mom apparently I hadn't copied the right web page and instead copied a link to a gay S&M video on pornhub and that is what I sent to my mom I texted I'm Alec you'll be like that accidentally to my mom when I was texting my friend stupid things my mom got so mad that she won't talk to me for a week I actually have a screenshot of this I thought I texted the wrong group but my phone just glitched and said I sent this message to my family I got home after school and my friend was still at the school parking lot stuck in the horrible traffic it gets I was teasing him for being home already and said something along the lines of oh it's so nice to be home I think I'll have a nice bowl of ice cream take off my pants as well because you know switching to gym shorts when you get home as a necessity but I didn't feel the need to clarify that anyway my phone glitched and said I sent that to my mom dad and my sister so right after I sent wait now I meant to send that to my friend it was a joke then I get a text back from my friend with the group still saying it didn't contain him saying damn I was trying to buy mushrooms when I was a crazy kid in high school and accidentally texted my mom asking how much for an 1/8 she immediately texted me Hanny you don't need an 1/8 only eat a stem and a few caps or you'll overdo it I guess it could have been worse law I found a really cool sweater in the lost and found I'm wearing it now sent to my boyfriend's weed dealer on accident so not bad just weirdly embarrassing I was replying to a scam number and sent Q I don't have a mast occurred to my friend not me but my mom once accidentally texted I farted to my former play school teacher my mum once sent me a topless Pig she was trying to send it to my dad it's been four years and I still haven't found enough brain bleach to a pic of intertwined toes from two different feets to my mom I texted my mom instead of a group chat with friends about a time a friend fire bull with red Gatorade and chugged it halfway through the school day I was texting a guy I really liked took a screenshot of our conversation to ask a friend what I should say next and send it to him I worked part-time in a shop with automated equipment my boss asked me to go in over the weekend and check on the equipment that was running unattended one machine in particular had been acting up I used voice to text I meant to say it didn't run hardly any parts instead it said it ran in her lady parts yep I sent it without reading my penis in a blue condom to my entire family she needs to feel loved by you not just told accidentally sent it to my girlfriend instead of her husband this funeral is taking forever Jesus Pascal has this app that's similar to texting but it's to communicate with the teachers and my first line autocorrected - hey daddy I literally screamed posted a new to Twitter instead of sending it in a text Cort instantly but who knows if anyone saw it don't drink and sext on a broken blackberry accidentally sent a picture of my birth to my best friend instead of the intended person I texted my tutor instead of a friend I was asking him for address since I might have gotten it wrong or this old can't hear the ring well she was very understandable about it she knows it's a slang and it's not that disrespectful as she thinks this generation lives in times where everybody is talking on every body she even laughs about it wonderful woman and very intelligent I might add she taught me maths better than anyone ever I tried asking out my crush but I texted the wrong girl and she said yes so I'm now in a relationship that I never wanted to be a part of had a friend who knew that his other friend had cheated on his GF this GF and my friend we are also friends and they were arguing and he typed out what he wanted to say her being a [ __ ] and her bf cheats on her e.t.c e.t.c and he accidentally sent it lots and lots of drama to follow that I completely avoided the F and G F still wound up getting married so Lin all turned out okay I'm going to steal these plants and bring them home accompanied by a pic of said flowers texted it to my boss instead of my roommate fortunately I managed to get to her phone and delete the text before she saw it this was in 2010 before fingerprints and facial recognition I've had some dates with a girl a few days after she told me she don't want to date me anymore I was drunk and texted her something like dude I drank almost a bottle whiskey and I don't feel drunk that's so weird until the next day I didn't even realize I sent it to her instead of my friend I was so embarrassed because I thought she might think I was drinking because of her and craving for attention that I just had a fun night I apologized deleted her number and was glad that I don't have to see her again I once texted a message intended for my brother about crashing at his place but actually got sent to a gala was flirting with in the correct context the message was a light hearted inside joke between siblings to her it came off as this skeezy message about getting pancakes after king at her place hope if you're eating this I'm so sorry I was looking for a new work space at my work and earlier in the day was joking with my colleague over text about how I'll just mark my territory like a dog so we were making lunch plans and she tells me to save her a seat I reply back with don't worry I'll just piss on all the seats here turns out I sent it to my manager who has a very similar name when I was a kid my mom was driving my friend and I home from the movie theater but she was in a super bad mood and being really rude and dry to all of us so I texted my friend God my mom is being such a and accidentally scented to my mom I was really the worst out of her to my mom yo I think I left my eyedrops in your car my mom why do you need eyedrops ten minutes after she left the house me six I don't but I think they are in his car heart-pounding hires will see my mom soon mom ah cringe time this was back before the whole online dating thing was big this was early 2000s when chat rooms were popular I had met a girl in a room we eventually exchanged numbers and eventually planned to meet up in Vegas of all places so one day I texted her about how hard I'm going to you know when I meet her well I texted that to my friend's girlfriend instead of the girl I tried to backpedal and cover my tracks that she wasn't believing it that's how my friend group found out I planned a trip to Vegas to have with a girl I met online it was extremely embarrassing at the time I had a friend I was really worried about she had run away and was sitting in a train station really depressed essentially she had told me and all her other friends that we weren't the people she wanted to hear from so I messaged the girl who was one of the popular girls who she wanted to be friends with and sent her her number so that she could call her and tell her to come home unfortunately I I stared sent the number to my friend who wondered why I was sending her her own number it turned out fine in the end the popular girl didn't call because she thought it would make the situation worse that contacted someone with more authority at our college who contacted her while two of my other friends headed to the station to find her all this time I was on family holiday so too far away to help in any way other than distance saw a pic going around with titles for each zodiac sign virgos my then-boyfriend sign was the essence of beauty I sent the pic with the caption you're the essence of beauty to my Weidman instead of boyfriend [Music]

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Length: 13min 4sec (784 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 10 2019