The Worst GBA Cart Ever! - Rerez

[Music] on the worst ever series we've looked at a lot of bootleg famicom games and rom hacks we've reviewed console after console that come pre-loaded with hundreds of them i was beginning to think that i'd seen everything that there were no surprises left for us no lands left to conquer but oh how wrong i was introducing the gameboy advice game cartridge 369 in one why buy 369 individual video games when you can get one tiny cartridge that has them all in one sleek blue package don't waste your money on plastic spend it on the fantastic this card will have you playing for days non-stop straight from amazon the forest people that used to sell books my expectations were set pretty low rock bottom low in fact i mean we've been doing this show for a while so i know better than to think that this is an officially licensed nintendo cartridge obviously it's more pirated than a nike swoosh on questionable sneakers at a flea market if this cart even has any real games on it there's no way they're legal so before we go any further i want to say i don't endorse companies selling these knock-off products especially giant conglomerates like amazon that should freaking know better but legality aside these rip-offs often take roms that belong to other people make them run like garbage and then sell them as their own creation even worse they package them in a way that would trick a non-gamer like someone's parent or grandparent and make them think that they're getting something that's real so here's what happened when i turned on the cartridge for the first time right at the top of the menu it says no repeat 369 in one games no repeat huh that would be a worst ever first if this turns out to be true when we turn our attention to the games list we see against all odds that this cartridge actually has gba games on it at the top of the list you have your pokemon games like fire red emerald leaf green ruby and sapphire and shockingly they all seem to work these are the full pokemon games originally released on gba and what appears to be perfect working order there are also all four super mario advanced titles working exactly as you would hope no graphical glitches no sound problems everything seems a-okay i combed through the games list and found that all the gba games run great that is at first glance i was testing the pokemon and super mario games and surprise surprise we got a save data corrupt screen so these games are officially kind of useless the moment a game shows a flaw like random corruptions it calls the integrity of every game on the cart into question they're not to be trusted so you might be thinking we can just stop here nothing else to talk about it's a bunch of glitchy gba roms end of story no no my friends this story has only begun of the 369 games on this cartridge there are only 21 gba titles the remaining catalog is exclusively famicom bootlegs and rom hacks many of the games you're going to see today are not running properly because the game boy events was not designed as a nintendo entertainment system emulator they're not using some hidden nintendo design feature of the gba we discovered while playing double dragon that it was using the pocket nes emulator and it's not even the latest version now as far as we can tell there seems to be no way to update the emulator or change out any of the games on this card because there's no ports on the cartridge so the games on here might not run correctly and there's just no way to fix them great i was scrolling through and saw kirby's adventure 2. now as far as i'm aware there wasn't a kirby's adventure too there was a kirby's adventure that was a wonderful nes game where you play a happy pink fluff ball that inhales enemies so let's see what this is oh it's kirby's adventure but in french not a sequel just the first game in another language it was pretty obvious while trying to play kirby that things were off the inputs just didn't feel right and the timing was way off and this issue is not going to improve with any of the other games we play today so keep that in mind as bad as these games might look they feel and play even worse funny enough this isn't the only kirby game on here there's kirby's adventure now with a name like that hopefully this turns out to be the original game maybe in english this time if we're lucky kirby's nuts hi yeah let's get this out of the way now the names of the games on this list are wrong it lists the title as one thing and when you open it it's often something else the entire list of games is totally unreliable like this game here called lonely warrior well it's actually kick master or ice adventure turned out to just be kickle cubicle angel's anger well that's kid icarus and the best of all is the balloon boy adventure well that is kid clown in nightmare world they tried i guess so yeah don't trust the names but now back to kirby's nuts i'm a little worried to find out what this game is about because kirby doesn't have as far as i'm aware and i'm not really willing to be proven wrong but i have to play it for a science so here we go oh well it's nothing rated r just a hack of nuts and milk this was a platforming game from japan that never saw release on the nes in north america but on this cartridge you will see multiple variations of the original game twisted and modified for your amusement here's one example where they replaced the characters with mario and luigi it's pretty much the same game as the original well a lot of these games are known famicom releases with one or two visual changes and a new title take these for example star midfielder oh look metroid got converted into a neon genesis evangelion game it's called evaroid opening text for the game has been changed detailing a different story than what we're familiar with but don't expect the game to be all that different the biggest and most notable change here is that samus is now an eva that's it donald magic or how i like to call it mcburgertime this is a straight-up hack of burger time but instead of peter pepper the main chef the cuisine of the burger time franchise we play as ronald mcdonald all the enemies have been modified to look like little bug-eyed creatures no longer representing the ingredients and toppings they once were before but if you ask me old ronald here looks more like the creature from it i'm loving it georgie and when you're down here with me you'll be loving it too the gates of hell also known as kid icarus pit is back with a shotgun and sunglasses gone are the days of being a friendly angel fighting his way out of the underworld he's hardcore now fly mary back which is a pallet swap of gradius you all know gradius right side-scrolling shoot-em-up classic from konami it's a game i love to play every so often but you know what the original gradius doesn't have luigi with a rocket up his butt that's right someone took this game took the ship and went i wonder what this game would be like if we shoved the gradius ship directly into luigi's anal cavity and blasted that idiot brother out into space that's all this game is flying a penetrated luigi through space while shooting koopas and cheap cheaps with his nose laser well luigi at the very least if you're in pain and howling from this horrifically invasive experiment in space no one can hear you scream dance dance revolution this is actually some kind of ddr clone that was made for famicom or nes hardware it's presented here in all of its busted glory the gba hardware is doing such a bad job of running this abomination that the inputs and timing are completely off but heck maybe the game was so badly made in the first place that it never worked to begin with how would anyone know but at least you have such classic world famous songs to listen to like [Music] oh carol boom boy love story boom again butterfly here mellow and many many more the keen listener will notice that these garbled messes are actually very very bad 8-bit versions of real songs who needs venga boys when you have this [Music] i have to imagine this game was originally included with some kind of plug and play device that came bundled with a dance mat or something like that because right here at this point in the song we're supposed to push the left and right directions of the d-pad at the same time that's impossible to do d-pads don't work that way because if you could push left and right at the same time you'd be activating all the directions at once if it did work that way it would be a broken d-pad another beloved franchise that smeared all over this cartridge is mega man but the entries are not at all what you would expect there's a collection of mega man games on here that are completely bizarre sometimes the changes are small but other times they're way more noticeable typically these are harmless fun but every so often you'll find something that is just crazy offensive while also being verbally insulting to a whole group of people out of nowhere the only thing they share in common is that none of them and i mean none of them are even remotely playable or actually entertaining besides the one where they just gave mega man an afro and his bullets also have little afros because why not mario vs lewis yep they got luigi's name wrong in the title poor guy can't catch a break this game is actually called luigi mario stomp on brother's head now see what's interesting about this it's a super mario brothers hack that in no way plays like super mario brothers luigi runs into a room with you controlling mario your goal stomp on your brother's head just like the title says as far as i can tell this never ends if you can avoid luigi's toxic touch you can keep this going indefinitely but he's a sneaky one and sooner or later defeat is inescapable [Music] so that's a game but uh you want to know something fun this isn't the only super mario brothers hack there are a metric ton of them and if you thought even for a minute that i'm crazy enough to go through all of them right now well you're correct kirby's adventure 2 kirby is back again on this card but make no mistake this plays nothing like a kirby game since it really is just super mario brothers mushrooms are now halos kirby wears a halo kirby is angel now why luigi and the christmas quest it's christmas and his head is oversized gross luigi and the new quest same exact level design as before but now it's not christmas luigi brothers filled with cheap trick level designs i hate this luigi's first quest the search for mario feels like they forgot to design a proper title screen super mario brothers luigi's training nothing to write home about with this game other than the words fight luigi hovering in the sky mario new inspired levels with the mario character design from super mario brothers 3. this one is called super mary 2000 but it doesn't have a title screen or really much else of interest mikamari won another boring hack super mario the knights mario's wearing sunglasses at night there's a fun 80s music joke here somewhere but i'm not gonna make it super mario 4 boring hack super mario 5 another boring hack super mario brothers ice mario it totally looks like everything is made of ice but it plays just like you're on non-frozen ground super mario brothers johnny's quest i have no idea what is even happening here super mario 8 another boring hack justin and friends mario shaved and forgot to wear his iconic hat super mario brothers another hack but this time mario is in a computer from the 80s super mario brothers this time it starts in an underwater level smb hanchen tiger's guy beat hunting collecting the yellow and blue mushroom kills you and finally goomba's revenge a lone goomba out to retake the mushroom kingdom armed with his wits and a jaunty hat what a totally useless bundle of crappy hacks and games that in no way deserves your time or attention to make it worse even if any of these hacks were remotely interesting to you they would run like boiled cottage cheese with this poorly tuned hardware not worth it at all but there is one mario brothers themed game on here that while not a hack is totally something you probably shouldn't miss guard fighter ladies and gentlemen this is what i imagine smash brothers would have been like if nintendo released it on the nes and simply didn't care this is a fighting game it's clearly designed to mimic street fighter 2. the only difference is that all the characters are based on the roster of super mario kart for the snes this could possibly be impressive to someone but i don't like it the game is a slog to play and ultra cheap with terrible ai most of the sounds are harsh and the music has some pretty bottom tier covers of songs from super mario kart [Music] you never feel like you can do much with the fighters see street fighter 2 in arcades had six buttons to play with the nes however it had two this means you don't get much in the way of complex moves it might look fun but it's not fun to play and i should know i actually beat the whole thing just to see what would happen and in case you're wondering nothing that's what happened you're booted right back to the menu it's a total waste of time next game is wait wait another double dragon we did it folks we found the repeats yeah double dragon is the exact same as campus double dragon they just added the word campus because well honestly i'm not really sure but what i am sure of is that this cartridge has repeats aplenty from life force getting duplicated to other games like king kong 2 and even a harry potter bootleg called harry story they just changed the name on the game menu and even if a game isn't the exact same rom the same games are on here over and over just slightly changed like this next gem paint your wagon i want you to guess what this game is maybe some kind of coloring game made for kids possibly a mario paint d make on nes those would be good guesses better than what this cartridge actually delivers paint your wagon has no painting or wagons that's because it's double dragon 2 but unlike real double dragon 2 enemies now have messed up haircuts and your character seems to be missing their head druggie final fight this is a messy hack of mighty final fight by someone who likes haggar a lot like a lot a lot it's been flipped with crude language and gratuitous drug references most of the words you'll find in the backgrounds are swear words now but oh oh boy does it get way way worse we've seen a lot of games today that are tweaked or broken clones of original better iterations but we've saved the absolute weirdest for dead last this next batch of games we're calling the nudity games first we look at the pipe mario which is the original mario brothers arcade game hacked to have mario look like a giant the well pipe and if you don't quite get what i'm alluding to there let me put it this way mario has testicles for feet and he shuffles them around as he moves across the stage jumping bumping and flopping my enthusiasm for this game limp next joy brothers it's nuts and milk again and oh oh i was worried about kirby's nuts being not safe for work but this game makes way up for it it's the same game as nuts and milk but everyone is a dink straight up dinks dinks everywhere did doug it's dig dug but now penis hey look megaman's back and now all the dialogue has been changed to sexually charged and derogatory text oh and rockman as he's known in japan totally living up to his name piracy lies and bootleg nudity that's what this card has going for it and nothing else at the very least i will always be personally impressed by amazon's inability to crack down on garbage like this maybe they don't care that it's up for sale maybe nintendo doesn't care that it's up for sale but as long as this stuff exists there is always gonna be someone getting scammed who didn't know any better and people like me who should have [Music] dig dug it's dig dug but whoa that's a big dig that's better than penis right

Channel: Rerez

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Keywords: Rerez, Video, Games, Gaming, Gamers, Video Games, Video Game, Worst Ever, Worst Ever Series, Fail, GBA, Nintendo, Amazon, Game Boy, Gameboy, Gameboy Advance, Game Boy Advance, Knock off game, Bootleg video game, Bootleg

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Length: 17min 36sec (1056 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 16 2021