The World's Dumbest Yiga Clan Member in Tears of the Kingdom

I know we all saw this coming it's time to get all the shrines now and the reason I stand upon this forsaken place is because I know there's shrines here that I want to get out the way because I do not want to see this desert any more than I need to there's a shrine here according to the light roots and I know some of you all are captain in the comments because I've tried it before and I'm gonna try it again just to see if it's true or not but I already know it's kept you can ascend from the light Roots up to the shrine don't you think that would be way too easy so from where I'm standing there is a shrine above here so let's see if this trick works okay we have the option but let's see where it takes us guys oh I did not know this was gonna happen are you guys talking about like making a hovercraft oh now I actually gotta try this oh frick no darn it man I think that's gonna work though I did not want it to angle that way though oh no freaking way you can do that why didn't I just stand on the platform to begin with oh frick uh excuse me what why did it break let's try this again okay it gets you very high up but not enough to ascend unless if I can do this real quickly which I highly doubt no link God darn it link oh my goodness let's try this again no bull crap yep it is bull crap you guys lied to me I knew it I freaking knew it we're just gonna do it the way the game wants me to do it yeah I knew it was freaking bull crap I knew it was bullcrap sometimes you guys want to fill my bucket with bullcrap comment section now again I'm not saying it to everybody but there are some people who fill that bucket up nice and well it is so nice seeing this Overworld like it is so happy to me because being trapped down in the depths is just like an awful sight I don't know I like to see the Sun and all that or I should be saying like a change in the time of day seeing the transition from day to night to noon and all that all the shrines in here am I supposed to break this no I'm very confused because this is not where our Shrine is I've been down here to get the grudo shield and there was no Shrine to ever be seen oh wow you want to do it this easily game thank you wonder if that's a guaranteed drop because I got one from here last time as well and that one was a royal Shield too those have not changed that was actually sick I did that so I wouldn't have to waste durability on the cardboard because my master sword's about to run out of energy yet again give me all your fruit oh I can't flurry Rush with my fist link I wish I could but you did not learn how to punch in your training I guess this better be something good I should have expected that after what I got from my last video I should have expected nothing even greater this is insulting tooling just tried to assassinate me I am just convinced that he does not miss finding all white roots in all shrines is like reminding me of trying to get all the moons in Super Mario Odyssey this looks like a rather dangerous place it better not be a flipping maze I'll tell you that whoa do not shoot him tool and let me do it so one of the comments said that you can just use whitening arrows and it'll kill these they were right I thought it was a whole load of garbage but it is true thank you to that guy I feel like I'm in the Resident Evil 4 Castle dungeons can I just throw this at him doesn't one hit him but it does do some damage okay and it hurts myself too there's another one so then riju is actually like almost useless then right I assume I have to go where the knights are pointing their swords whoa this place is scary there's a bubble frog right there where is the flipping Shrine is that it right there I think it is yes that's it that's it oh I can't climb this wall can I climb the one next to it yes I can oh I get a chest I have way too many of these stupid knives how do I get inside this is how secret hidden stupid whatever I better get a blessing Shrine for essentially playing a horror game yeah I have a feeling it's not gonna be a blessing though huh it actually is well would you look at that thanks raru one giant down about a few thousand more to go that was satisfying luckily for us I believe that's every grudo Shrine other than the one by the stable that I did not get for some reason I don't think that's every Shrine though I really don't believe it because I saw like there were stupid Shrine looking balls in Gerudo town and if I have to go to grudo town to get all the shrines of this game then I will not be getting every Shrine I'm not going back there how did I never get that Shrine right there well I got a star fragment along the way too I'm just getting very lucky I think I needed his claw for something I don't remember and if I didn't need this and I'm going to be very upset here we go I'd say two shrines so far is a pretty good start I still have a ton to get though I don't know what I'm supposed to do here but I know swords have metal on them so I can just do this oh dang it the door closes what if I do this yep I'm a genius pure genius there are just some that are out in the open that I somehow don't know how I've never seen another star fragment I mean yeah keep handing them over a route for a ball oh looks like I need to put a ball in here and then the door will open I'm gonna have to cut out a ton of these shrines because the video is going to be way too long again I'm way too smart for this video game are you freaking kidding me no oh oh man no it literally doesn't matter yep screw you I can't believe that I did not know there was a hole at the end of it oh think wait what I'll have to restart the whole thing the game's being way too generous again I don't know how I have never seen these hey guys I want to test my sword that does not work whoa holy crap it's powerful like oh my God that thing's got a punch to it oh yeah they're dead you survived what I actually really like this sword I feel like it's gonna break soon though no way the other guy lived yep he is dead why is this a blessing that is not a deserved blessing at all surely the reward has to be something dumb no I actually kind of need those for my Twilight set I feel like this is a prank I think there was one that was a prank actually like you tried walking on the stairs and they like disappeared or something I don't know if I was recording it or not we're finally out of the desert in the cold thank the Lord because I I'm so sick of Link taking damage from the weather it's so it's really annoying it's frustrating because I hate the outfits that are cold and heat resistant they just look so stupid I want to be able to wear what I want to wear not what the game wants me to wear why are these crows trying to get smoke with me you're dead you're dead you're gonna try to go back to the nest and their mother is not gonna see him you know what who else wants it while I'm here it is so laggy in this area because the game cannot handle this and I cannot handle the fact that I've never found this bug before I really don't want want this to break but I think I can buy it at the yiga clan place so I think I'm good for a second I thought that was a dodo bird oh frick I missed no I missed the assassination no weak stop sliding down the thing I need to kill him he's not getting away from this oh those eyeballs Target animals too that's kind of sad these animals better watch out in the future because I feel like Hunter is in like the year of 2030 are gonna have Erico to eyeballs to hunt them wait a second but then if the hunters are gonna have them then people are just gonna have them in general therefore there's gonna be probably a huge world war that breaks out I don't know where I'm going with this dude I told you to stop doing that where are stop shooting my fruits and plants off of the mountains please just don't do it again oh that's lovely the strain's not quite there I want to kill this person's horse I don't think it's possible though dang it why do they get to live that's not fair oh at least I could teleport here seek to connect to Chris yeah where's the crystal though it better not be in the sky the weather is not too convenient for that right now this way oh I thought it was like about a good 15 feet away from me but it's like in a cave of some sort why is it moving is someone holding it oh it's on like a helix I bet I guarantee you it's on a skeleton helix or whatever they're called oh no it would just be a regular one that is actually so oh my God he's iced out bro you can't be looking like that and expect not to take a picture sorry hold on let me let me delete stuff in my camera roll again I am so sick of this I really am I'm sick of it because I don't want to delete this stuff all this stuff has purpose behind it Bros Iced Out honestly that's a great Helix picture let me get in the picture too let me get the picture too that's what's up I did not wanted to be this way but I have to kill you unfortunately been real man I did not want to do it but I had to I try to use my ultra hand to take it off your neck but it just would not let me I actually really enjoyed that Trine or at least the quest to get it I like that banishes evil is full of lies because that has not been done yet I had to face evil to get that iced out chain I don't think I'm gonna do this in one episode there's no way I really don't believe it I'm way too lucky I swear there's more blessing shrines in this game than there are actual puzzle ones actually I'll be I'll be right back I'll be right back I'll get that later blessing in just a moment wait how come there's six sages wait what huh that is quite something if I do say so myself my spectaculous I got 44 Rockets out of that and I had zero wait what else did I get then I also got a ton of flame emitters a ton of bombs and a ton of portable toilets I put 11 large zonai charges in there that's probably why I did not think it was gonna be that much though I honestly thought I was gonna get scammed but no the game knows when to pay up yeah I'm back where are you know what I had to do while I was gone yeah oh that was really anti-climactic wait I could pick it up and do it again yeah bye-bye if you fall down here do you just like fall forever I want the Tunica memory so bad because this one has way too much Brown crap on it I mean it looks kind of cool but I prefer the first one I'm having so much fun right now and I don't know why if you guys saw the last episode I actually left a marker here because there was a book that I actually did read for once and the book was about a guy who was gonna train to become like a blade Master somewhere in the pages it also said that it was behind a waterfall near grudo town and that's the only waterfall in the area because this is a desert and they don't have any access to water because they're a bunch of idiots so the book said behind the waterfall on want to go behind to see if I find anything crazy maybe I just might get assassinated and that'll be the end for link maybe they wanted me to read that book all right Bob Ross the whole point of the painting is to actually take your time and not act like you're playing a game of Splatoon on the canvas granted you can't see it very well huh that's interesting yeah you know that you can't see it very well but your picture is awfully accurate get her to take a little time out of your day to stop and think about it Oh I thought he was about to ask me to go up there I wish I could just throw his painting off the mountain wait there is a yiga thing oh what hold on hold on I'm actually whoa no way it was freaking true it wasn't a lie while reading actually can't help sometimes I guess there's no one capable I'm capable listen closely to my words the test is unforgiving this is what you must do okay I have to leave in the grudo canyon there are five frog statues with the identifying marks of the yiga clan I will reveal the locations but like you just snitched on yourself oh the ego's stupid okay this dude just took out chica technology and now this guy does not have no idea who he is this guy is stupid why are you working for the ego Clan I gotta give some bananas to some rocks because that makes sense but if you succeed I will name you a blade master all right bet I will personally give you these Mighty bananas thank you thank you what a nice guy you may not have the biggest brain but you do have a big heart I have no more bananas to give for now I wasn't expecting you to have any more if you need more a true blade Masters expected to find their own this is like something you would say if you were playing on the playground with a bunch of six-year-olds now let the test begin how is he gonna know if I actually do it or not side tracking is great I want the name of the guy that Drew this one the guy said a blade Master must find their bananas on their own if he eats them all so does this mean right here that I'm technically a blade Master do I just like said it right there this is not the right statue oh it's right here whoa It's a cutscene whoa someone stole my banana all right come on these have to be out of bounds right there's one right there and right there this one's pushing it see I think this one's the Trap yeah hey those are bait for link I know they look delicious but don't get taken in just get your own freaking bananas I've just hit it out the way and they're not stopping me I stole them and they did nothing about it I did not mean to kill that bird here's another one I think this is number three I don't know I already lost count that was number three you know I've actually never killed this gliac I'm pretty sure I actually did not see you fair play I don't understand why he didn't just throw me off sooner no I'm not sure if I actually got any diamonds or not from that one I thought I did it from the video before but I actually did and I didn't see until I was editing you would be second to link no I almost burnt them with those little candles okay link you are looking forwards why would you turn around and throw it right into the mud there you go I wanna kill this guy he's on such a weird platform he barely fits on it okay can you please come down so it'd be a more fair fight thank you whoa whoa I didn't say do all that though that was lucky so glad you had to die up to where you spawned so I had to climb up here this one took forever to find all right now I gotta go back you better grant me as the grand Inquisitor excellent how is he built like that though why can't anybody else I mean there's another dude built like that like kind of similar but we don't like him we don't talk about him there's way too many fat people in Hyrule finally you've returned after making the necessary offerings my intelligence sources have confirmed it yeah what were your sources trust me bro you are permitted to step into the inner sanctum oh this reward is valuable and only found in the depths blah blah blah just give me it there's a shrine in here oh I wasn't even doing this for the shrine I was doing it just cuz wait what's in here this frog I can actually finally get the horribling mask now not that that's a flex or anything I don't expect it to be anything good okay oh it's a clean version Oh but like what if it breaks oh I could just do the repair thing I guess no link that's not how we want to make use of our blade I actually think I want to put an ice one on this one I knew it thank you thank you I really wanted that let's take off my mask right here oh I guess it's fine wait till he sees the look on my face oh hey hey I think I know you from somewhere when I'm drawing a blank but who you are is not important he doesn't know me are you kidding me this dude is stupid before I went to bed last night I actually had a genius idea and I really want to do it right now so if we take a little look see there's a chest right there and inside that chest is treasure and I do like treasure although it is heavily guarded with these mean little bad guy Piggies and I don't like mean little bad guy Piggies so I say we build a nuke and nuke their town all right I call this one the Vlad X Kim so pretty much how this is supposed to work is that there is this little zonai head thing that's supposed to see where the enemies are and hopefully it works in my favor where it just completely nukes the whole freaking base ah the moment of truth if this does not work I'm going to be so sad um he sees there's a little something going on oh oh it's a battle Talus why is it not shooting no I didn't want to Nuke myself oh my God I can't believe that at all I don't think the Zone I had had enough room I wasted so much supplies for that thanks for paying me back in some sort I saved it to my auto build as a favorite so I wonder how much it's gonna cost 57. that is more than the Batmobile I think it is this thing's a beast only problem is I'm gonna have to rebuild the whole entire thing because it catches on fire every time yeah I think I want to be done here but before the video does end I want to talk about something funny that someone messaged me on Instagram about he told me like a few weeks ago when he quits his job he's gonna like yell sore long on the way out and I didn't think he was actually gonna do it he did something that was arguably like better I just I just think it's hilarious that's why I'm talking about it now he actually did it but he didn't yell it he said sore long idiots to all the co-workers he did not like on the way out and there is a video [Music] it was so funny when I first saw it it's still funny now but you don't have like my exact reaction Sure Link we'll take it but yeah that's gonna complete it for this video I'll be seeing you on the next one

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Published: Wed Aug 02 2023