The Very Best Of Tommy Cooper. Split Personality Sketch.

[Applause] hello I like from something dramatic oils I want to do a one-man theater it should have been a one man or one woman theaters but she never turned up cuz he didn't want to play the part of the singer so I should tell how to do both parts this side is Sally the very shy innocent young maiden you better use your imagination on the other side of sailor tall fear I'll incredibly handsome you don't really imagine is near talking now I want you to picture the scene he's a tumble down cottage in eighteen I do is a very long street and next door in 1897 lift this we can squat you want to throw down Sally Scottish to build a multi-story couch but help is at hand Oh Sally Oh Jack do come back after all these years away at sea I'm not that up first when you tell you know is doing a run sir Jack after all these years await see you come back to me Oh Jack Jack is it really you jack no my name's Freight what what does it matter as long you come back to me as long as you come back to me sub sub sub sub sub sub sir Oh Jack Freddie Jack will your hobbies will you help me fast I'm holding fast I can now what about the squeaky well he will throw me out into the stone my two-year-old child but don't you worry Sally after four years where see I've saved a lot of money connacher how'd you say two years old run away for nine none how did it happen well you wrote right passionate letters yes you're quite right I didn't know hey that turtle with a squad he's the blame was curly black hair and his little thin moustache that what knows don't worry about the squad know it your little boy you're quite right Sally look at him lying there beautiful his cut well there's curly black hair now look within moustache and that hook he reminds me of somebody

Channel: watevapoo

Views: 251,611

Rating: 4.7951484 out of 5

Keywords: tommy, cooper, stand, up, comedy, funny, split, personality

Id: z5effaImHsU

Length: 4min 25sec (265 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 25 2007