The Very BEST It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia BLOOPERS

he was not the kind of guy that could score a point in a black belt tournament [Laughter] so i'd like to take a moment of silence where i will beg god to forgive him while simultaneously doing a series of karate moves that i knew i can't look at you dude we'll pray for god to forgive him for his wicked homo ways while simultaneously doing a series of karate moves i would now like to take a moment of silence where i will pray god to forgive him for his wicked homoerotic ways hey we had sex ew no in the game oh in the game she wanted to in real life but i was like no no way right she she tried one time with me too and i was like i totally banged her too yeah yeah no online online online i totally banged her dude yeah no online online why do you keep all that [ __ ] in your car it's fetish that is [ __ ] i i i like to bind i like to be bound [Laughter] [Music] duct tape zip ties tools i have i have to have my tools why do you keep all this [ __ ] in your car finish [ __ ] you know i'd like to bind dude dude what's all that stuff you have it's not why do you have all that stuff hidden in your car what is that you know i'm just doing it okay what's all that stuff you're grabbing dude [Laughter] do you want to make even more money we got the best idea ever come invest up do you like good ideas do you have money what up do you have good ideas if you invest in us you'll probably make more because we've got the best idea ever [Laughter] what up [Music] i drink it every morning so i can fight like the crow are you shooting and i could be again i told you you know what we're talking about here charlie bastian nerds yeah but also huh we're talking about raising kids uh i don't know how we're talking about raising kids but we are you know maybe instead of running away from this baby oh my god let's run right at the baby run right at the baby run him over bashing the stupid nerd oh my god we're gonna be this kid's dad we're gonna run at this kid and then jam it yeah i'm gonna pick him up okay when we see this kid i'm gonna grab him i'm gonna pick him up and jam [ __ ] down his throat what's better than having no dads having a dad she just rubbing and rubbing and rubbing at me and i i i loosened up a little bit i exploded all over her she was just rubbing and rubbing and rubbing on me it just i i ended up chased she had one long fingernail okay it was a thumbnail she was digging it in it was terrible it wasn't even relaxing and so i'm more frustrated than ever i had a different gal yeah i totally i'm i'm building and i'm building and nothing's happening and i'm feeling so frustrated oh it's gonna happen when you least expect it okay that's the way it works can you get excited for me get excited for me can you get excited for me prudence get excited for me can you get excited for me prudence yeah can you do it one more time your breath's not so great it's not whispering because i had a coaching beef taco they're actors dude they're pretending like ian mckellen plays a wizard in the lord of the rings do you think he goes home and shoots lightning bolts out of his finger into his boyfriend's [ __ ] i don't think so dude because he's not really a wizard i'm jack kelly i'm a lawyer hello jack kelly the pleasure is all mine it's a pleasure to meet you great [Laughter] hold on fellas hi there i'm jack kelly i'm a lawyer well hello jack kelly the pleasure is all mine it's a pleasure to meet you like pleasure is all mine it's a pleasure to meet you hi there i'm jack kelly i'm a lawyer [Laughter] hold on fellas hi there i'm jack kelly i'm a lawyer hello jack kelly it's a pleasure to meet you it's a pleasure to meet you pleasures are mine pleasure to meet you huh it's only a matter of time because cream always rises to the top dude you have so much cream inside you man and it's always getting up in in dennis's face dennis hates my friend he hates that dude because he's like it's all it's all over him and he can smell it on him and he drives him nuts why don't you take that hot white cream that's inside you get all that hot white cream get it right up in this all right uh-huh all you gotta do is take those dance moves man that cream that hot white cream you're talking about but oh that's all right we got isn't making me sick um all you got to do is take those dance moves you know that cream that you're talking about bring it to the top all you got to do dude hey man okay hello okay okay okay bro i gotta do man bro hey she's still expecting a call well she's not gonna get one right you'll call her okay dude jesus i'll call him i'm not gonna call her all right you will call her okay well she's not gonna get one all right you will call her now we'll actually can i go ahead and weigh in on this issue and say that regardless of whether or not mac does end up living here you need to stop eating cat food why well because you're not a cat [Laughter] i'm gonna go ahead and weigh in on this issue and say that regardless of whether or not mac does end up living here you need to stop eating cat food don't tell me you're not moving in here how can i put that more clearly how can i put more clearly that i already have okay no yes well it's actually not really a yes or no type situation i'm going to be living here too [ __ ] this is gonna be a long nobody wants a wild card in their group it just doesn't make any sense there's no benefit to it right yeah i don't think he's understanding i don't think he is either you know we'll use different words we'll hammer it home later let's move on now he gets us man god that's the problem i don't even think he gets us man we're talking about you i don't even think he gets us man sounds like the 70s and a bunch of people would get together and the next thing you know it was all hands and butts and tits and i could just slip right in there and out nobody would know the difference it was great they'd ruined everything [Laughter] dungeons and tons of guns and dude please give me a chance no i'm cutting the strip okay come on leave it alone with the chips if you wanted to you could have gotten the pack at the hamburger store all right the world does not provide you chips just because you want chips you're not getting chips don't ask me them don't ask me i got from chips i think it's not gonna example i'm not gonna give you a [ __ ] so don't rest again you're not gonna get a trap fine dude relax just fine relax i just wanted to don't tell me to relax okay fine relax relax man don't tell me to relax okay i just i'm starving i don't want to eat my chips just wanna chip don't tell me to relax okay i'm starving and i want to eat my chips just let me eat my chips okay let me eat my goddamn trip because i'm starving i'm goddamn starving i mean i'm going to get a chip you're going gonna do all the charlie work in the bar from here until oh i don't know how about eternity stop surely [Laughter] you're gonna do all the charlie work in the bar from here to oh i don't know how about eternity stop charlie this game has gone on long enough come on i'm sorry that was me stop charlotte who the hell is going to want to buy him what are you talking about everyone's going to want to buy them everyone loves them especially little kids what the hell what water you what you've never seen a little kid enjoying a cream pie why are kids doing this why are you i don't watch them i just give it to the kid and go i got what i want you are gonna get in a lot of trouble wait no it's not like i'm gonna give them without the kid's parents permission it's fine what kind of sick [ __ ] are gonna allow their parents to repair my mom let me have them all the time that makes a lot of sense my mom let me have him all the time yeah what okay wait a minute like a guy would come over and give her a cream pie and i would enjoy it i think i know how we can get revenge on them for him doing that wow i'm asleep i'm gonna bang tim murphy's black wife oh [ __ ] he's got a big old black booty and yeah so here's how we're gonna get revenge on him yes i'm gonna sleep with this big ass black wife let's sleep with tim murphy's [Music] i'm asleep with this [Music] here's how we're gonna get revenge on it yeah i'm gonna sleep with this big ass so here's how we're going to get revenge oh god oh god i got it i got it i got huge news i was just at the gym because i was gonna get my pump on cause we had a big day ahead of us uh i know what you're thinking i did get my pump on eventually but i didn't at the gym i just did a bunch of push-ups outside which is also why i'm out of breath you know what he he like bit your penis or something like yeah he bit my dick he tried to he tried to snap at it but it was fine he was like trying to snap out yeah my friend's not gay and he was getting a [ __ ] from the guy he's like i'm not gay and then the guy goes snapping at him i go help yeah but the good news and then he shushed him and then but the good news is sure she was raping you yeah yeah i guess so yes both of you no no no that can't break that'd be great no just my friend here he got the worst i shook the guy off in time no so he's only raping you see mark no just my friend yeah he got it the worst i i shook the guy off in time he never quite made it inside of me but yeah um he's only raping you no apparently yeah i didn't see but i guess he didn't i guess he never actually did that apparently that's great camera mark so he was only raping you yeah yeah i i guess he never you know yeah [Music] he didn't rape you mr kelly no he want he he wanted me more i'm sorry he was only raping you yeah right yeah he hit his dick and everything it was my dick no he didn't he didn't bite my dick my dick is fine is it he tried to bite it yeah right he went for it but like he never he he yeah yeah he was snapping at it but he never quite got to it away so please don't say that it got bitten when it didn't god damn it i'm so sorry okay smart rape is a serious offense yeah so yeah he was only raping okay i'm good uh somebody's only raping you yeah no well well okay see mark so he was only raping you yeah yeah but his dick and everything no he was worried he didn't bite my did he not no my dick is fine he was only raping you yeah he bit his penis yeah no what no he didn't bite him did he not i thought he i thought you got bit no he didn't bite my dick my dick is like god i will shove you into a box a glass box and put you on display think of the smell you [ __ ] rotting fish furniture fish sorry you say another word and i swear on my life i will dice you into a tiny million little pieces i'll shove you in a box i will shove you in a box if you do not shut your mouth i swear on my life i will dice you into a tiny million little pieces i will shove you into a box i will shove you into a box and i'll put that box into the freezer uh talk a bunch of latin yeah that's me i'll fake it wouldn't you fake it you don't know your latin anymore why not you fake most of it you gotta fake it like don't trust me no one will even know i mean on the streets you gotta fake you know what i mean if you're orgasming you fake it you know the guys that don't fake this what do you mean you'll thank you you don't you don't know you're laughing don't worry about i can sell anything you know you know how many times i fake on the streets the orgasms the o's you know you have to affect the guys that don't fake they're the ones that get it the worst those are guys that don't survive so i fake you fake so that the rape lasts a shorter amount of time sometimes you don't fake it well sometimes well sometimes you don't fake it because it's so good well sometimes you don't fake it okay and it just ends naturally okay all i'm seeing is a series of lizard drawings oh charlie drew the lizards he should keep them ah man i drew them for you i like them they're beautiful but you should keep them moving along to art holdings all i'm seeing is a series of pony drawings oh charlie did the pony drawings you could keep those you want to keep them no i drew those for you frank you can keep them i love them yeah michelangelo was told to draw babies with their dicks out flying around the sistine chapel he didn't just do it you didn't make a certain if you didn't hit your quota of of baby people you could draw all kinds of [ __ ] but then you also had to make sure you drew like you know 10 times as many babies and the popes well the priests and the popes they needed to see that otherwise they couldn't get off folks they needed to see that otherwise they couldn't you know why they got into the catholic church the babies if the babies were flying it just made it more exciting yeah yeah that was their version of a summer blockbuster they didn't have movies back then oh so they would line up yeah yeah they were calling like that people were comfortable you can't hold this church there's a big church everyone crowds into the big church and was like oh [ __ ] there's the dick [Applause] i mean does my scar look like a dog vagina let me see it turn it over this way yeah i mean maybe it does maybe it doesn't i don't know i'm not gonna sit here and try to get inside the head of a dog you know that's not my job that's god's who doesn't exist by the way [Music] maybe it does maybe it doesn't i don't know i'm not gonna sit here and try to get inside the head of a dog you just lay there and you let this dog do his business this guy could be feral you know what i mean they have that on the street that's good stuff so for you for several years i've been in complete charge of pretty much everything in my life that's actually that was okay it's kind of a general statement more than that that's actually that's actually me i'm i've sort of i sort of have a grasp on what i'm doing on a day-to-day basis okay work history again it's just 2006 to 2007. liaisons in business we both treat our work as if it was the most important things in our lives okay uh 2005 to 2006 education odd jobs here and there okay and then we have 2005 to 2006 education what does that mean no it was a very educational year and we did many odd jobs here and there um 2005 to 2006 education all year okay two years uh it just says odd jobs here and there you're cracking me up man i'm sorry okay you know what let's just go the last thing is education 2005 to 2006 odd jobs here and there here and there wait uh almost everybody here and there but mostly here and there okay but if you could give us some advice on how to handle a certain situation then we promise we will come back with our butts filled oh so filled so filled for you we need to fight but if you could just give us a little advice on how to handle the situation i promise we will come back with our butts if you could just give us a little advice on how to handle the situation i promise we will come back with our butts filled oh like a christmas stocking [Music] what about like uh dooley yeah dude let's call dude julie loves a party yeah he offed himself about two years back [Laughter] sorry guys julie's yeah yeah he killed himself about two years back yeah dooley's dead yeah he offed himself about two years back finally let's get dude dooley [Applause] hey frank i'm giving this guy handy under the table you jealous what she's mashing it mashing she's meshing it meshing she's smashing it i'm very aroused very good she's mashing it mashing i'm very aroused i'm very aroused very good this is gladys she's going to be playing the piano instead of me tonight yes and i would live through the coolidge administration and i never thought that i would ever be at my 99 years of age being with such beautiful people okay i love that all right now she knows all the songs everything's fine why why there's a little last-minute ditty that happens okay and so gladys can you just get out there and get us started please i'll try yeah well don't try just do okay you've been snipping at me all morning and you've been told you told me the coolest story like a hundred times quiet down come on girl let's get that i think i'm gonna throw up man i'm gone i can't do this okay oh i've been through the coolidge administration but i never thought at my 99 years of age i would be with such beautiful people okay glad we don't have time for like disco take time well don't sniff at me you've been sniffing on me almo no give me the shush give me the shush all right come back

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Id: 3wyBp3R8IXg

Length: 24min 59sec (1499 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 10 2020